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psychocat
10-12-2004, 01:05 AM
Found this through a mag I buy.

http://bizarremag.com/ The mags website

http://www.4restore.com/fnr.htm One of the featured things you can buy.

Thank god I was never done because I wouldn't like the idea of that thing anywhere near my dick.
Bro DZ
10-12-2004, 03:04 AM
wow. That really looks bad. When i first glanced at the picture i was like "hey, look at that bong" but now that i have read about it I'm uh, trippin LoL thats crazyness :eek:

if anyone tries it out lemme know how freakin horribly painful it is LoL it should make a funny conversation =oP
GHoSToKeR
10-12-2004, 03:05 AM
umm.. what the hell is that thing?
GHoSToKeR
10-12-2004, 03:06 AM
:eek: holy crap
Day Dreamin Faze
10-12-2004, 04:34 AM
:eek:
smokey
10-12-2004, 08:09 AM
man am i glad i wasnt born a jew hahahahahahahahahaha
i dont care what the article says tht sounds painful n i guess its one size fits all lmao
Imotep
10-12-2004, 11:41 AM
i was mutilated as a child.
had my dick cut and sculpted by a sicko paedi-plastic surgeon.
tho its slick and trim its INVOMPLETE.
i shall let you kow how it goes un-jewing my cock. :D
Bro DZ
10-12-2004, 07:05 PM
yeah, and don't forget to tell your neighbors that the screams of pain coming from your pad are completely of your of volition so they don't call the cops on you LoL
zarathustra
10-12-2004, 07:09 PM
Must...buy...need...now....
bigdaddy420
10-12-2004, 07:34 PM
I wouldn't want that thing anywhere near me. :eek:
sToNeDpEnGuIn420
10-12-2004, 07:37 PM
wow. That really looks bad. When i first glanced at the picture i was like "hey, look at that bong" but now that i have read about it I'm uh, trippin LoL thats crazyness :eek:


haha i thought the same shit about it being a bong
clevemire
10-12-2004, 08:17 PM
haha i thought the same shit about it being a bongThat makes 3 of us.

Just thinking of a dude actually using that thing is hilarious.

"So, did you see the game last night?"
"Oh hell yeah, but I missed Vic's touchdown play, because I put too much tension on my foreskin restorer, and it hurt like hell!!"
apsinthion
10-12-2004, 08:25 PM
Thank you cleve I now have chardonay in my sinus's. :D
clevemire
10-12-2004, 08:45 PM
Thank you cleve I now have chardonay in my sinus's. :DAre you sure it's not because your foreksin restorer malfunctioned?:confused:
apsinthion
10-12-2004, 08:53 PM
Okay it was a mixture of the two.

I read your joke, laughed causing my hand to slip on the tension control which tore a split in my foreskin, which made me suck chardonay into my sinus's which then sprayed onto my computer causeing me to suffer a massive electric shock and then magicly my foreskin re-grew!

Strange eh?
clevemire
10-12-2004, 09:53 PM
Okay it was a mixture of the two.

I read your joke, laughed causing my hand to slip on the tension control which tore a split in my foreskin, which made me suck chardonay into my sinus's which then sprayed onto my computer causeing me to suffer a massive electric shock and then magicly my foreskin re-grew!

Strange eh?WOW!:eek:

You should be a member of the X-Men! You'd simply be known as Foreskin.

Following a freak foreskin restorer accident, Foreskin now posesses the amazing ability to grow and retract his foreskin at will. Evildoers, beware!
Bro DZ
10-12-2004, 11:57 PM
rofl
RESiNATE
10-13-2004, 02:25 AM
lol, Clevermire

Yes, he uses his foreskin as a weapon - like, when you roll a towel up and flick it at people. Then, once defeated, he can detain the crims until the cops arrive, by engulfing them within the foreskin and holding the end tightly lol

Brings a new meaning to the term 'Skin up', don't it

BlokeA: "Yeah, I'm just gonna skin up"
Everyone else: "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT! :eek:"
lmaooo
clevemire
10-13-2004, 01:17 PM
Yes, he uses his foreskin as a weapon - like, when you roll a towel up and flick it at people. Then, once defeated, he can detain the crims until the cops arrive, by engulfing them within the foreskin and holding the end tightly lolHAHAHAHAHA!!! Nice and vivid :D
apsinthion
10-13-2004, 07:46 PM
And not just for use in capturing criminal's!! It also doubles as a sleeping bag a rucksack a parachute a bungee rope a mask a foot warmer a scarf the list go's on forever!

You know it's a wednesday night when you sit infront of a computer wondering what you could do with an infinately large foreskin lol. :D
RESiNATE
10-13-2004, 08:05 PM
Imagine having to clean the blasted thing?

You'd need a jet-wash, or summat!

I 'spose one could always blow it up and use it as a space hopper!
lol
apsinthion
10-13-2004, 08:08 PM
Nah I just fill it with warm soapy water pinch the end and swish it about a bit. :D


300th post YAY!!!
RESiNATE
10-13-2004, 08:10 PM
cONGRATS ON THE 300!!

oops caps lol

Yay!

lol
apsinthion
10-13-2004, 08:14 PM
YAY! 301st

Nice addition to the sig hope it work's ;)
clevemire
10-13-2004, 09:50 PM
You guys seem to have great ideas here. You two should collaborate on a book entitled "1001 Uses For a Extendable/Retractable Foreskin".

So what's with the whole Ghost-lard thing? Or should I ask...
RESiNATE
10-13-2004, 10:09 PM
We nearly did release a book, but it seemed that the more we wrote, the bigger it got...

We think that GHoSToKeR is hooked on lard, dude... he's in the 'denial' stage, so it's no use asking him about it - know what I mean:rolleyes:

lol
Read back on this thread to find out more lol