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MetFan3125
08-10-2006, 04:52 AM
Ok, I've heard some people that say naming pieces is queer, but some people say it's fun. I personally love naming a new piece. Right now I have the Silver Surfer (all silver metal bowl), the Red Baron (a new metal bowl with red plastic covering the pipe), Big Blue (a blue bowl with a dime-sized bowl), Rastabong (a 3 chamber bong, Red, Yellow, and Green), Nine-Ball (a green bong about a foot tall), and Peace Pipe (1 foot long piece of piping with a bowl on the end and the pipe wrapped in orange and black leather). The Silver Surfer used to be Papa Smurf cause it had a blue clay piece surrounding the actual pipe, but now has a chamber and is all silver. Just wondering if anyone else does this, or if I'm crazy :rasta:

shoi
08-10-2006, 05:00 AM
i would but i dont have a piece and im lacking the cleverness and creativity to name a pipe/bong/bubbler

420purplehaze420
08-10-2006, 05:38 AM
my friends are really good at naming there peices, they get really blazed and think up the sweetest names, i always by clear glass small bongs because im cheap and i never end up naming them

but someday when i get a nice peice of coloured glass ill think of a good name

LiveHigh
08-10-2006, 06:28 AM
Me and my best friend were blazed tonight and named his brand new bong. We chose old glory, and there even a song to go with it.. thats a story for another day.

shoi
08-10-2006, 06:33 AM
Me and my best friend were blazed tonight and named his brand new bong. We chose old glory, and there even a song to go with it.. thats a story for another day.


u took it a step no one has ever gone before lol a song for ur piece

LiveHigh
08-10-2006, 07:22 AM
u took it a step no one has ever gone before lol a song for ur piece
"Glory Glory Hallelujah (repeat couple times)... this bong is hittin hard" I dont know how it really sounds, i was blazed a fuck.

drazzi
08-10-2006, 07:33 AM
Ok, I've heard some people that say naming pieces is queer, but some people say it's fun. I personally love naming a new piece. Right now I have the Silver Surfer (all silver metal bowl), the Red Baron (a new metal bowl with red plastic covering the pipe), Big Blue (a blue bowl with a dime-sized bowl), Rastabong (a 3 chamber bong, Red, Yellow, and Green), Nine-Ball (a green bong about a foot tall), and Peace Pipe (1 foot long piece of piping with a bowl on the end and the pipe wrapped in orange and black leather). The Silver Surfer used to be Papa Smurf cause it had a blue clay piece surrounding the actual pipe, but now has a chamber and is all silver. Just wondering if anyone else does this, or if I'm crazy :rasta:

They're only saying it's queer cos' they're boring and have no imagination..
It's fun coming up with names for your pieces, especially when you're fucked.

nowandtheworld
08-10-2006, 08:35 AM
i have reward. he's a plastic bong that came with a sticker that said reward on it, so i had to.
then theres my bitch, alittle one hitter that looks like a ciggarette
and then you gotta love count vapes, my homemade vaporizor
and last but not least, the great giza, its a marble pipe..kinda looks like a piramid

graph
08-10-2006, 08:37 AM
I think it's safe to assume that anyone who calls you queer for naming your piece is in fact homosexual.

nowandtheworld
08-10-2006, 08:45 AM
haha fo reals, fuck that. naming your shit is the best. ill go as far as naming joints and blunts.

too as in also
08-10-2006, 05:29 PM
yeah,naming peices is the shit.we have a bubbler named nixon(because he is not a crook)a blue glass bong named jambie(from pee wee's playhouse),a red bong named Lt.dan,a red and blue spoon named the general,a hooqah named kujo,and the next one were getting is going to be pennywise:rasta:

scream
08-10-2006, 07:43 PM
haha fo reals, fuck that. naming your shit is the best. ill go as far as naming joints and blunts.

we used to name our huge joints, we rolled one out of marshmallow papers and called it marsha.

MFD
08-11-2006, 01:33 AM
My pipe has two glass rings in it so we call it the doughnut.

cannabis campbell
08-11-2006, 02:42 AM
ok let me just ask this once

WTF!

what do you all mean by naming things? is it an american thing?

name what i dont get it!!!!????

You give you joint or blunt a name???

Like John the joint or Billy the blunt!?

pixel
08-11-2006, 02:44 AM
Carl Winslow my blue and black pipe

Pride
08-11-2006, 02:49 AM
My first good blunt I finally ever rolled up was named: Hattori Hanzo.

think green
08-11-2006, 03:13 AM
i named my bong david. like from david and goliath. because its small but itll still get you stoned.

BloodAngel
08-11-2006, 04:18 AM
My pipe's name is Fatty McFatterson

because it's hella fat and hits hella fat

drazzi
08-11-2006, 06:04 PM
ok let me just ask this once

WTF!

what do you all mean by naming things? is it an american thing?

name what i dont get it!!!!????

You give you joint or blunt a name???

Like John the joint or Billy the blunt!?

Come on mate, it's only a bit of fun.... Try it when you're with your mates gettin' wasted, it's so funny:thumbsup:

S i k
08-11-2006, 06:12 PM
i named my bong tsunami cus it has a hole in the middle with wave shaped glass things going around it, it all fills up with smoke

my friend named my bubbler carny cus its got colors and swirls like a carnival

my spoon was named element because it starts off as green near the bowl, then goes red, white and then blue near the mouth piece. as in earth, fire, wind, water

Cas
08-11-2006, 06:24 PM
i think naming pieces is kinda dumb so i don't usually do it, but my buddy insisted on it so i told him i'd name my piece if something good popped into my head. my bowl is red and when there's tons of resin in it it also turns blue, so i named my bowl "spiderman".

Purple Banana
08-11-2006, 07:21 PM
My first glass pipe was Jessica (named for my friend who first got me high, and the Allman Bros. Song) and my blue bong is Superstar Escobar, and my red mini bong is Dwayne :D

TheFatKid
08-12-2006, 06:13 AM
My metal pipe is Sir Jeffy the Roachmeister.

We got him opening day of The Ringer, and we usually only use him for roaches now.

graph
08-12-2006, 07:52 AM
ok let me just ask this once

WTF!

what do you all mean by naming things? is it an american thing?

name what i dont get it!!!!????

You give you joint or blunt a name???

Like John the joint or Billy the blunt!?

I think it's a psychological thing. When you name a piece, you identify with it more. It finds a deeper and more special place. You know, that place you can only get to when you're really, really high. I call that place happy.

BloodAngel
08-12-2006, 08:19 AM
I think it's a psychological thing. When you name a piece, you identify with it more. It finds a deeper and more special place. You know, that place you can only get to when you're really, really high. I call that place happy.

amen

MechAnimal
08-12-2006, 01:34 PM
Me and my mates named my latest piece, Tim.
its a monty python - hte holy grail quote,
"I, Am an enchanter, there are some who call me.......Tim"
seemed appropriate

ghettoBlunt
08-12-2006, 04:03 PM
hmm i just smoked some taasstttyy outdoor and...my bong is black so we named it cartel....and my wood pipe is woody, i need a name for the bubbler and the chillum...i've named them 20something times i just keep forgetting:stoned:

sanguinekane
08-13-2006, 01:17 AM
My friends and I name (almost) all our pieces after Greek/Egyptian gods.

Pipes: Horus, Hermes, Nike, Sobek, Hades, Prometheus, and Phoenix.

Got a bubbler named Poseidon and a bong named Apollo.

gutterfunk
08-13-2006, 07:41 AM
My friend named my glass spoon "Grassputin" once when we were smoking on top of a 7 story construction site downtown. That was the best time ever.

Inferius
08-13-2006, 09:25 AM
My peice is named "Bong". Pretty cool eh??

iNfamouzJ
08-13-2006, 02:15 PM
i love naming things in general, so of course i named my bubbler. he's "dorky" looking and is small and red, and his name is melvin

Buddha Man
08-14-2006, 01:52 AM
yeah namming is fun only when ur stoned cuz whatever name u come up with sounds so sick. i have a metal piece and the first day i smoked out of it this chick was like you gotta name it. and i was like...well its green..whats green?...and i came up with the GRINCH.

and the grinch will steal christmas because i will be to blazed to go out to packed shopping malls to buy my family gifts. ill just send them all fruit cakes

Chronic.Tonic
08-14-2006, 04:15 AM
I have a thick dark blue glass spoon that I named Murdoc.

discombobulated
08-14-2006, 08:14 PM
i got a 3 ft bong named RIP for rest in peace i just named my bong for now anyway lol

Damon32
08-14-2006, 09:57 PM
I still have the first bong I ever bought back in 86'...(I know, I'm old).

I call him "Hank"....

I still bust out Hank once in awhile for old times sake.

Man if Hank could talk.....he'd have a hell of a story to tell all the shit we been thru over the years.

I'm debating over leaving Hank with my son when I die or he will go with me to my grave.

"Hey Hank!!".....remember the time we packed you with the G 13 and opium before the AC/DC concert?"

I fuckin' love Hank.....he's my boy........


Holla'

scream
08-15-2006, 12:56 AM
My pipe's name is Fatty McFatterson

because it's hella fat and hits hella fat

umm, you wouldnt happen to have a black ceramic bong named black betty would you?

Damon32
08-15-2006, 01:38 AM
"Oh Black Betty...Bam Ba Lam!"..."OH Black Betty...Bam BA Lam"...

"Black Betty had a child.... Bam Ba Lam"...."Damn thing gone wild...Bam Ba Lam!"

Love that song.....

Pretty cool in the movie "Blow" when Depp is walking thru the Airport with a suitcase full of Coke and that song is jamming in the back ground.

MaryjaneAndHashley
08-15-2006, 04:58 AM
I just got a glass bowl and named it Phoenix because of OniEhtRedrum781 lolz I don't know I just loved that name it fits so much with the piece :thumbsup:

scream
08-17-2006, 10:03 PM
"Oh Black Betty...Bam Ba Lam!"..."OH Black Betty...Bam BA Lam"...

"Black Betty had a child.... Bam Ba Lam"...."Damn thing gone wild...Bam Ba Lam!"

Love that song.....

Pretty cool in the movie "Blow" when Depp is walking thru the Airport with a suitcase full of Coke and that song is jamming in the back ground.

ya, that song is on my yayo playlist

but really, BloodAngel, where are you from?

Frivolous248
08-17-2006, 10:13 PM
Dammit, I can't think of a name for my pipe...I wanted to wait till I got high with it and think of a name, and I did last night but nothing came to me, but it was a real crap high cause I almost got caught and didn't smoke much. I guess I'll have to wait a lil while longer to get it a good name.

WalkaWalka
08-17-2006, 11:14 PM
Just get blazed and it will come to you

I have the finding nemo pipe
and the 8 ball bong

Frivolous248
08-18-2006, 02:05 AM
damn, I'm blazed and I love my pipe. I can't think of a name though :( I stared at it for like 10minutes and I felt like I was sooo close to thinking of the perfect name. I thought of a few but I dont think they will sound as good as when I'm not high. Since I'm high I think they're probably pretty stupid but I can't tell. damn I haven't even finished smokin' yet. My pipe rocks :D

afghooey
08-18-2006, 04:36 AM
I had a big glass swirly blue and white bong with a spiral around the chamber and a crown for the base, named The Grudge.

"Wear the bong like a crown."