best way to turn paranoia into fuuuuuun!!1

[Jongbong]

what are some good ways to turn those nasty paranoias into something enjoyable and maybe even a little fun?

[GHoSToKeR]

Just roll with it. Paranoia is just a cross between the effects weed has on your body, and the stupid shit you start thinking about when you're baked. It's just another part of the ride, man. Enjoy it.

[shoi]

think of it like watchng a scary movie only ur in it :thumbsup:

[lagstronaut]

yeah man I think of it as like a movie that is just like futuristic, instead of watching a screen, you're watching all around you like you're there :D

[NextLineIsMine]

how come some people get paranoid and others dont, what actually causes it. Sometimes I get high and im super chill and other times I hear a cat meow and assume its the sirens coming for me

[shoi]

how come some people get paranoid and others dont, what actually causes it. Sometimes I get high and im super chill and other times I hear a cat meow and assume its the sirens coming for me


i dunno there were times where i rlly thot id get paranoid but i didnt at all

[Cooler Then Jesus]

me and my freinds like to run around walmart humming the mission impossible theme pressing all the little red buttons in the aisle, you know the ones that make a beep over the intercom, then a lady comes on the loud speaker and says "assistance needed in aisle __" it really is a blast.

[RESiNATE]

Paranioa is good...it keeps you on your toes lol

I used to love it.
I'd scare myself into thinking that everyone knew I was stoned when I was doing my day-to-day stuff....like shopping.
I'd think: " Shit, all I have in my trolley is buscuits and chocolate and one piece of fruit!..They MUST know I'm stoned!"

But, of course they didn't know...did they?

Res...

[JDiz]

the best way to reduce paranoia is being in control of your own mind. If you can manage to be clear-headed enough to remember that nothing in the world is different than it normally is, and that it's only a matter of your perception that is changed then you should be ok. It is easy to believe that people are staring at you because when high it seems like they are when they're really just looking at you normally. (or perhaps not, due to your behavior but whatever) If you start to get paranoid just close your eyes for a moment and clear your head of thoughts, then remember that you're high and everything is fine as wine!!!

[chisme]

stand still close your eyes,

breath in and say to yourself outloud,


fucking weed.


youll feel much more secure that youve re-assured yourself its the weeed effects...when i do this the para's normal drop

[crudemood]

hmm very helpful ways to reduce paranoia. I got so super paranoid taht I thought everyone was making fun of everything I do, so i crawled up into my bed and lay there till I fell asleep.

[Binzhoubum]

I did some coke once and got so fucking paranoid I jumped about ten feet in the air when my buddy called my name...

I STILL have no clue how in God's name I managed to drive to his house to smoke that joint...

BUT it was some seriously good smoke man. :stoned:

[anycraic]

i tend to find those two dont mix well, for me anyway

[Big Calhoun]

I just go on about my business to get ride of paranoia. I don't see how it can be 'fun' if you're obsessing on it.

[flamingskullballs]

some paranoia is fun as hell...like when you hear a noise, and you go outside to get the people watching you

but that usually doesnt happen with weed

the most common paranoia with marijuana, is the thought that people are making fun of you, when your completely baked...when in fact, theyre as stoned as you are, and may be having the same thought

used to go with my band of buddies and go to hornbachers...the local 24 hour supermarket...and buy a bunch of suda, and munchies...im sure they knew something was up, as we would take nearly 20 minutes deciding what to get of candy...but hey, i had so much fun in those days, dont give a shit what they know...after all, if someone works the night shift at a grocery store...theyre probably used to it, and dont care

[rbg]

usually i will make fun of my friends for being paranoid by doing stuff like saying "we are smoking cannabis" in a kind of loud voice. i guess it's not a great idea and it may make my friend more paranoid, but it just makes me laugh

[GHoSToKeR]

Paranioa is good...it keeps you on your toes lol

I used to love it.
I'd scare myself into thinking that everyone knew I was stoned when I was doing my day-to-day stuff....like shopping.
I'd think: " Shit, all I have in my trolley is buscuits and chocolate and one piece of fruit!..They MUST know I'm stoned!"

But, of course they didn't know...did they?

Res...

HOLY FUCKING SHIT, IT'S RESiNATE! :)

[BloodAngel]

Do you guys think weed would still cause paranoia if it was legal?

[Inferius]

Do you guys think weed would still cause paranoia if it was legal?

Oh yeah. If it's legal, it still won't be socially accepted to the point we would want it to. However, the whole idea that cops are coming to get you will be gone. That'll be nice.
When I'm paranoid I usually just tell myself to stop, and think about what i'm doing. Ok, me, stop being such a retard. You're sitting in your room, with music on, noone can see you, smell you, or hear you. Your door is locked, theres no reason for people to be out to get you. Chill out. And then I usually smoke another bowl, and all is well. :thumbsup:

[Binzhoubum]

Do you guys think weed would still cause paranoia if it was legal?

I think one of the side effects of cannabis use is mild paranoia.

Sometimes when I smoke I feel this sort of self-consciousness. Like other people are paying close attention to me, especially my faults.

But then I smoke another one and forget about it. :smokin: