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Binzhoubum
08-09-2006, 03:59 PM
I noticed there was a thread a few days ago about Americans not being able to roll joints.

I am American and I rolled this...

However, I must say that I learned how to roll from a buddy of mine from London. :smokin:

What do you think?

the joint meister
08-09-2006, 04:05 PM
i can roll to those stupid brits r just jellus of us so they gotta make lies about us! even tho im dutch i live in america! nicejob on that joint tho bro

anycraic
08-09-2006, 04:08 PM
that joint does not look american, cause its long, elegant, and has a roach. weird

Binzhoubum
08-09-2006, 04:16 PM
that joint does not look american, cause its long, elegant, and has a roach. weird

Haha...I must admit, however, that I never saw a joint like this until I left America and started traveling around. :smokin:

Anycraic, Jointmeister ---

Come on over. I've got one rolled and waiting. ;)

:smokin: :smokin: :stoned:

the joint meister
08-09-2006, 04:17 PM
lol

englishtongan
08-09-2006, 04:19 PM
Hey thats how we do it in the UK..

cannabis campbell
08-09-2006, 04:30 PM
Lol yeah

not bad nice joint ;)

anycraic
08-09-2006, 04:34 PM
omg, am i hallucinating, or is there even a bit of tobacco in that spliff? there is hope for the world after all...

blizma
08-09-2006, 04:37 PM
Im rubbish at joint rolling :)

Mind, i use the short pappers, but use 2 for one joint (the 'T' joint)

i rather have lots of litle strong ones than 1 big one :)

Binzhoubum
08-09-2006, 04:38 PM
omg, am i hallucinating, or is there even a bit of tobacco in that spliff? there is hope for the world after all...

No. You are not hallucinating. There is indeed tobacco in that joint. In fact, that joint is a mixture of Zhong Nan Hai cigarette tobacco, some strange blond powder kief-hash-mixture, and some fine Indian Charas hashish.

:smokin:

Binzhoubum
08-09-2006, 04:39 PM
Im rubbish at joint rolling :)

Mind, i use the short pappers, but use 2 for one joint (the 'T' joint)

i rather have lots of litle strong ones than 1 big one :)

I just always roll big, strong ones. ;)

:smokin:

JR77
08-09-2006, 04:42 PM
Looks yummy!!!

blizma
08-09-2006, 04:42 PM
:) I like short fat, massive end classic joints :)

And with the joint i do use a roach and MANGO tabacco ;) Its amazing taste!

Nochowderforyou
08-09-2006, 04:48 PM
Looks like a fine joint to me. I'd smoke it. :cool:

I actually never saw the cardboard roach in a joint until I went to BC. I never seen it before, and now when I roll joints, I put a roach at the end. For a few reason. For one, I HATE the smell of roaches, they fuckin stink, and second, for the reason one, I don't like the smell, and I don't want to collect 24 little end pieces and roll up one more stinky one, so I prefer to just smoke the entire thing at once.

Plus, I never roll joints unless I'm in a group, so hell, might as well share the entire thing instead of saving 2 hoots.

anycraic
08-09-2006, 06:25 PM
a nice joint: get urself a roll of 'rip' skin, tear off enough for a big one, rub on some oil, leave to dry. place one third decent rolling tobacco, one third pollen/kief, one third skunk/kind (depending on continent) into a big bastard grinder. grind into a fine substance, pour into skin, place a fairly long roach into it, spark it up and enjoy. p.s, not for lightweights.

chisme
08-09-2006, 06:27 PM
NICE ONE BRUVA!!

lol anyone want me to skin up and post a pic? heheheehh


LONDON!

t3chyo
08-09-2006, 06:32 PM
NICE ONE BRUVA!!

lol anyone want me to skin up and post a pic? heheheehh


LONDON!

Me.

orangeman
08-09-2006, 06:43 PM
I noticed there was a thread a few days ago about Americans not being able to roll joints.


What the fuck? Who said that? You guys say we cant roll because we dont use roaches or dont add tobacco to our mixture or something? -1 cool points for you Euro's! :mad:

Powder Puff
08-09-2006, 07:05 PM
lol @ Orange man's sissy fit!!:p

chisme
08-09-2006, 07:08 PM
What the fuck? Who said that? You guys say we cant roll because we dont use roaches or dont add tobacco to our mixture or something? -1 cool points for you Euro's! :mad:


chill out man neither me or him said it.

orangeman
08-09-2006, 07:11 PM
chill out man neither me or him said it.

Doesnt matter, I was just joking lol. I really dont care who said it, the fact is I know I can roll and I'm right here in the U.S of A :)...I'm not proud of my country though, I just had the misfortune of being born here :p.

cannabis campbell
08-09-2006, 07:33 PM
How do americans make joints then? if you dont use roaches?

bobmarleyjr.
08-09-2006, 10:17 PM
just take a look at a picture of bob marley and thats how we do it...even if he wasnt american :)

cannabis campbell
08-09-2006, 10:21 PM
without the roach basically????

wouldn't the bits of weed go into your mouth when you inhale?

orangeman
08-09-2006, 10:22 PM
without the roach basically????

wouldn't the bits of weed go into your mouth when you inhale?

When you roll 'em fine like me they dont seriously :p.

The last time weed fell out of my joints or blunts or slipped into my mouth is before I started actually trying to get better at the art of rolling lol.

cannabis campbell
08-09-2006, 10:40 PM
When you roll 'em fine like me they dont seriously :p.

The last time weed fell out of my joints or blunts or slipped into my mouth is before I started actually trying to get better at the art of rolling lol.


(No offence) but wouldn't it make more sense to use a roach? and when you go to toke dont you push the paper together with your lips if you know what i mean?

a roach keeps it a nice circle shape and makes it easier to toke

orangeman
08-09-2006, 10:42 PM
(No offence) but wouldn't it make more sense to use a roach?

Meh, maybe it would save weed but I personally dont have the time to make a roach and to be honest no one does we just wanna roll the weed up and smoke! lol :stoned: . Most people dont even know what a roach is around here because they dont have the net and is only exposed to whats in this city, which is most of the time no roaches (yeah...). But everyone has their own ways of smokin, you guys are known for mixing tobacco in your joints so hey, I think it'd make more sense to not to that but thats up to the user :p.

WaKeNvAp
08-09-2006, 11:19 PM
i can roll british jay's, cuz i wasnt taught by a limey, but my US joints tend to look like un filtered cigs when im done except i do use roaches. the rim of receses peanut butter cup paper cut down the midlle is what i use.
i blend with tabacco too but i do roll pure spliffs.:smokin:

Cooler Then Jesus
08-09-2006, 11:47 PM
when i roll, i NEVER use tobbacco, sometimes i use a roach, but here in San Fransico bay area (california, usa) a "roach" is the end of a joint with NO cardboard peice, and the cardboard peice is referred to as a "crutch" and is usually looked down upon, and first time rollers usually use crutches to help shape the joint. and putting tobacco in a spliff is UN HEARD OF, said to be and taste "gross"

i for one, use crutches, un, less i plan on rolling "generation" joints, where you use the weed from many roaches, to roll a fat joint, then you save the weed from the roach of THAT joint, and do it again, till you have enough second generation roaches to roll a THIRD generation joint. after about 10 generations, the weed is COVERED in gooo, and by that time, wont work in a joint, forcing you to smoke it in a bong, one hit of a 10th generation joint will have me BLAZED, TOKED, DONE, NO MORElike coughing till you cant even breath, and throwing up every sip of water you try and take to make it go away. then you pass out.

MeHeartGanja
08-10-2006, 02:23 AM
i learned to roll in england, and here in argentina roaches on the end of joints are unheard of. theyre fascinated when they see a joint with one, because everyone here is absolutely SHIT at rolling. they do crumpled up ripped little sausages. they think roaches are a good idea tho. mmmm..i may post a picture of my joints if i can find my camera. :p

likemclever
08-10-2006, 02:56 AM
Spend 2 bucks and roll a perfect J every timeâ?¦lickety split.

dopefiend
08-10-2006, 03:09 AM
Spend 2 bucks and roll a perfect J every timeâ?¦lickety split.
that takes all the fun out of it:D

likemclever
08-10-2006, 03:29 AM
No way itâ??s perfectly fun!

Itâ??s a bit tricky remembering how to do it when you have forgotten how to use it and you already threw away the instructions. But after you remember itâ??s all aces.

shoi
08-10-2006, 03:33 AM
when i roll, i NEVER use tobbacco, sometimes i use a roach, but here in San Fransico bay area (california, usa) a "roach" is the end of a joint with NO cardboard peice, and the cardboard peice is referred to as a "crutch" and is usually looked down upon, and first time rollers usually use crutches to help shape the joint. and putting tobacco in a spliff is UN HEARD OF, said to be and taste "gross"

i for one, use crutches, un, less i plan on rolling "generation" joints, where you use the weed from many roaches, to roll a fat joint, then you save the weed from the roach of THAT joint, and do it again, till you have enough second generation roaches to roll a THIRD generation joint. after about 10 generations, the weed is COVERED in gooo, and by that time, wont work in a joint, forcing you to smoke it in a bong, one hit of a 10th generation joint will have me BLAZED, TOKED, DONE, NO MORElike coughing till you cant even breath, and throwing up every sip of water you try and take to make it go away. then you pass out.



how long does ti take to get 10 gens

Binzhoubum
08-10-2006, 03:57 AM
a nice joint: get urself a roll of 'rip' skin, tear off enough for a big one, rub on some oil, leave to dry. place one third decent rolling tobacco, one third pollen/kief, one third skunk/kind (depending on continent) into a big bastard grinder. grind into a fine substance, pour into skin, place a fairly long roach into it, spark it up and enjoy. p.s, not for lightweights.

I'll have to give that a go...might I add that I am smokin a nice joint right now, per usual. :smokin:

Thanks Chisme! I got one waiting for all of you when you stop by. :stoned:

And rolling with a roach is so much better than rolling without one...I don't know about it being a crutch, but your joint will burn more efficiently and you will save weed. :smokin:

Orangeman --- You said you don't have the time to make a roach? I just made one while I was typing this sentence...it takes all of five seconds man. ;)

Try it. Maybe you'll like it.

Anyone else here ever see the show, "Shameless" ? Haha...it's a riot...

Captain Hanks
08-10-2006, 04:20 AM
i can roll perfect joints and im american? what does that have to do with anything, its experience that sould count

IanCurtisWishlist
08-10-2006, 04:52 AM
pft, fuck cardboard roaches man. when i smoke that shit i can taste the cardboard. i always use an old glass bong stem to hold my joints. it's kind of like a cigarette holder, except it's glass... and the joint fits inside the glass tube, not the glass tube fitting inside the joint (as you would with a cardboard roach).

cannabis campbell
08-10-2006, 04:56 AM
Spend 2 bucks and roll a perfect J every timeâ?¦lickety split.

A MACHINE

YOU USE A MACHINE!!! :O

what would happen to you if you needed to make one outdoors???!!!

Then you'de be fucked! :D

cannabis campbell
08-10-2006, 04:58 AM
Huh? a joint with no filter?! HAHAHAHA you guys are nuts:confused: !!!!!!

That's the most retarded thing i've read for a while. That means that one end is going to be COVERED in saliva and will continually need to be re-opened to allow air/smoke to flow through.
You guys can't deny that using a filter makes for one hell of a nicer joint due to the fact that:
a)Allows air to flow through enabling the doob to burn at a nice rate.
b)Prevents 'butt suck' to keep the doobie dry.
c)Makes for easy packing; the filter can be pushed towards the center of the doob to compact the contents to make for a nicer burning doob.
d)Allows all of the contents to be smoked.
THE END.

Yeah thats exactly what i thought

and the resin goes all over your lips and makes it go brown/black a roach prevents that from happening

i tried a joint with and without and definately prefer it with

maybe if you haven't tried it you should give it a go?

azure
08-10-2006, 04:16 PM
ive tried it without and that is primitave, totally ruins the j, sucking on a flat piece of wet paper? cmon man it rreally does take 10 secs to make a roach look at sharpestoners points

crudemood
08-10-2006, 04:50 PM
so you all are saying americans dont roll with the roach in?
ive been doing that my whole (smoking) life. !
so i AM english, my suspicions were right all along.

chisme
08-10-2006, 06:28 PM
LMAO CALM DOWN GUYS.


ok the reason i ALLWAYS USE A ROACH....


1.stops any bits being sucked down the joint.
2.gives the smoke some "ever so small" cooling time.
3.it hold the joint open so my lips dont push it closed..then i would b able to toke
4.makes a handy place to hold the joint without causing a sideburn trap.
5.im used to it.

Binzhoubum
08-10-2006, 06:32 PM
People! Jesus Christ Almighty!

Just put aside your pride and realize that using a roach is the best way to go.

:stoned:

Ever since I have been introduced to the roach, I have never gone back...WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU WANT TO TOKE ON SOME NASTY J THAT HAS SPIT ALL OVER THE END?

American joints get all gummy, tarry, and nasty at the end... :smokin:

BabyFacedAbortion
08-10-2006, 06:39 PM
a 14 year old blunt (My 14 y.o little bro rolls it) and a hick joint.
I think American's can roll pretty well but I've actually smoked a brit's joint before and they are rolled pretty well. I'll give you that lol

chisme
08-10-2006, 06:40 PM
woah lol what happend to that joint ? hehehe j/k

BabyFacedAbortion
08-10-2006, 06:48 PM
Hahha I know, the guy always cones the tip so you get the most bud during your first hits.

cannabis campbell
08-10-2006, 06:52 PM
LMAO CALM DOWN GUYS.


ok the reason i ALLWAYS USE A ROACH....


1.stops any bits being sucked down the joint.
2.gives the smoke some "ever so small" cooling time.
3.it hold the joint open so my lips dont push it closed..then i would b able to toke
4.makes a handy place to hold the joint without causing a sideburn trap.
5.im used to it.

yep same reasons

mulltie
08-10-2006, 07:55 PM
i roach my joints sumtimes other times i dont dosent really matter unless you got sumone in your group who wets the joint and makes the end soggy :(

Nochowderforyou
08-10-2006, 08:22 PM
When I roll, I always use a roach. I used to not to, until I met this guy from BC who said he had never seen anyone who hasn't used a roach in a joint, so were both amazed. It doesn't make a big difference, but I do it for a few reasons too.

1. The mouth end doesn't get all wet and sloppy
2. The mouth end doesn't close shut, again, due to spit, and if you have a smoker who slobbers all over the damn thing, it's can be unpleasant.
3. It gives me something to hold on to. It's like, built in roach clips.
4. You smoke the entire joint leaving no, stupid little piece of joint. If you;'re like me, you hate collecting dozens of joint ends and tearing them all open for a toke.

Plus, the only time I roll joints is if I'm in a group and with friends, so we might as well smoke the entire thing.

I don't care how other people roll theirs though. I won't refuse a joint when it comes my way. :cool:

chisme
08-10-2006, 08:25 PM
heres one im smoking now and one i had at work :D

Edit: in the second pic with the joint thats burning...if u notice the white "ring" around the top?...thats where the last rizzla just got bunned down:D :rasta: :thumbsup:

BongSmokityDuo
08-10-2006, 09:35 PM
If I'm rolling a joint and I'm in a hurry or it's just for me and the girlfriend, I never use a roach. I can roll without a roach so that you'll never get weed in your mouth and you'll be able to actually smoke it all the way down to the point that it burns you.
Also with no roach, you never accidentally take a hit off of a burning piece of cardboard either, that's disgusting.
I will use a filter when I'm using urban wrap cigarette papers because it just makes it look more like a cigarette.
Plus I don't mix with shitty tobacco, so maybe that's why I don't need a roach.

Powder Puff
08-10-2006, 09:59 PM
heres one im smoking now and one i had at work :D

Edit: in the second pic with the joint thats burning...if u notice the white "ring" around the top?...thats where the last rizzla just got bunned down:D :rasta: :thumbsup:

get on msn ffs!:p

az666
08-10-2006, 10:14 PM
spliff I just built for the people of cann.com
and the sky last night for the atmopshere

going to goand make a bacon and egg sandwich and smoke this doob and pass out :)

night guys

edit: Roach and all :) (as always)

orangeman
08-10-2006, 10:24 PM
heres one im smoking now and one i had at work :D

Edit: in the second pic with the joint thats burning...if u notice the white "ring" around the top?...thats where the last rizzla just got bunned down:D :rasta: :thumbsup:

Damn, you roll some mean joints.

BabyFacedAbortion
08-10-2006, 10:31 PM
Beautiful joints Chisme!

cannabis campbell
08-10-2006, 10:36 PM
Chisme is that blue rizla you're using looks more like red or green

anyway nice joint so pass it here :D

blizma
08-10-2006, 10:38 PM
HM...

I personally think that the actual roach gives the entire joint its form.

But, I then again make a totally diffeent joint from US and UK :D

Small and short, and i use 2 small pieces of rolling papper and make a T shape so the top of the T is the fat part of my sexy joint. And the roach is there to give the form :)

Im diferent :D

BabyFacedAbortion
08-10-2006, 10:41 PM
I sadly cannot personally roll. lol

likemclever
08-11-2006, 03:43 AM
pft, fuck cardboard roaches man. when i smoke that shit i can taste the cardboard. i always use an old glass bong stem to hold my joints. it's kind of like a cigarette holder, except it's glass... and the joint fits inside the glass tube, not the glass tube fitting inside the joint (as you would with a cardboard roach).

Thatâ??s brilliant actually :thumbsup: â?¦.but if you have to carry paraphernalia while smoking a joint than that would defeat the whole purpose of rolling a joint in the first place.


A MACHINE

YOU USE A MACHINE!!! :O

what would happen to you if you needed to make one outdoors???!!!

Then you'de be fucked! :D

O no Mr. if there is weed to be smoked I shall smoke it. If I were in the woods and needed to smoke I would search high and low for the cutest woodland creature and carve a pipe out of its furry little bones :D .

But I am not in the woods.


People! Jesus Christ Almighty!

Just put aside your pride and realize that using a roach is the best way to go.

:stoned:

Ever since I have been introduced to the roach, I have never gone back...WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU WANT TO TOKE ON SOME NASTY J THAT HAS SPIT ALL OVER THE END?

American joints get all gummy, tarry, and nasty at the end... :smokin:

Listen CHAP! :smokin: (..jk.. I donâ??t even know where you live)

We donâ??t want your stinking roaches. We donâ??t want your metric system quit trying to cram it down our throats.

Binzhoubum
08-11-2006, 03:54 AM
Haha...I am american. :smokin:

chisme
08-11-2006, 07:06 PM
nah theyre blues man ibut i ran outta the normal blue slimz all i got to hand is the old school blues u knwo the wider but shorter ones....thats why the l plates arenearly MANDATORY RIGHT NOW LMAO

Powder Puff
08-11-2006, 08:01 PM
Chisme!! Go on msn!

PaRaNoIa
08-11-2006, 08:24 PM
Yo Chismeeeee ....

I'm in London now!:D Get back to me on msn man

Lennon06
08-11-2006, 08:27 PM
lol its the person that rolls the joint not the nation lol

Binzhoubum
08-12-2006, 06:30 AM
nah theyre blues man ibut i ran outta the normal blue slimz all i got to hand is the old school blues u knwo the wider but shorter ones....thats why the l plates arenearly MANDATORY RIGHT NOW LMAO

Do you really like Rizlas?

I think OCB are much better. :smokin:

WeedGremblin
08-12-2006, 07:05 AM
Whoever says that US or UK smokers roll a certain way is fucking ridiculous. The very people who do not want to be classified are classifing how a whole nation rolls joints most likely from a few they saw. Well im not suprised, way to be ignorant....

Ive always rolled with a crutch (This is our local term for a roach) because the guy I learned from used one. I have found that when you open a cigarette pack on the lid if you look under there is a lip that is the perfect size for most joints, ive seen some people make fancy crutches but i just roll mine up so it fits in and then use a pen to unroll the crutch so it makes a tight fit.

Please dont classify people like that....


(I have to admit for awhile i rolled joints that could have been mistaken for a tampon :) )

Binzhoubum
08-12-2006, 08:01 AM
Whoever says that US or UK smokers roll a certain way is fucking ridiculous. The very people who do not want to be classified are classifing how a whole nation rolls joints most likely from a few they saw. Well im not suprised, way to be ignorant....

Ive always rolled with a crutch (This is our local term for a roach) because the guy I learned from used one. I have found that when you open a cigarette pack on the lid if you look under there is a lip that is the perfect size for most joints, ive seen some people make fancy crutches but i just roll mine up so it fits in and then use a pen to unroll the crutch so it makes a tight fit.

Please dont classify people like that....


(I have to admit for awhile i rolled joints that could have been mistaken for a tampon :) )

What's wrong with classification? Most people in the UK do roll joints in a different way than most Americans.

Why is ignorant or wrong to point that out? Is it ignorant to point out that we have different accents when we speak, too?

:smokin:

And might I add that every single person I have met from the UK rolls like the pictures posted by myself or Chisme.

Most people in the US roll those tampon joints with no roach as evidenced by the posts from Americans in this thread.

I am still trying to figure out how ignorance has occured... other than on your part. :smokin:

chisme
08-12-2006, 08:27 AM
paranoia im on msn bro i keep trying top message you but your not on when i am lol ok sorry i didnt reply to your text message but im all outta credits if u see this try to give me a call man

anycraic
08-12-2006, 01:11 PM
Do you really like Rizlas?

I think OCB are much better. :smokin:

im more of a Smoking Hemp or extra slims man myself, but ocbs are definitely better than rizlas

Binzhoubum
08-12-2006, 02:13 PM
im more of a Smoking Hemp or extra slims man myself, but ocbs are definitely better than rizlas

Agreed. I will have to try the Smoking Hemp...For the time being, I always use OCB Slim Premium. :smokin:

A damn fine paper. :stoned: