need advice quick

[Wishville]

ok so what do you guys think

my parents are out of town for a week. but my mom has this cleaning lady person that comes like once a month and she came when i was at my friends house. then when i came home i found my room really clean and my radio with all my paraphernalia in it was open. so im like well she probly wont tell my parents about it. but then later i realized that she organized my desk and put a folded cigarette bud that obviously doesnt come from anywhere in my room and puts in in a very specific place on top of a book with some other items.

i may have left the my radio open because i was too stoned to remember to shut it but why would she leave that cigarette bud there. its like she just wants me to know that she knows. but its really weird because shes my cleaning lady.

[d00d989]

smoke her out and have hot sex with her :D

[Wishville]

eww

any real advice?

[JordaN23]

Dude fuck that bitch. if she wants to get you busted. say she planted it cause shes a fucking bitch and doesnt like you for an unknown reason.

[Wishville]

Dude fuck that bitch. if she wants to get you busted. say she planted it cause shes a fucking bitch and doesnt like you for an unknown reason.
yeah i dont think my parents would beleive that but i dont think she's gonna tell my parents. i really just want to know why the fuck she left that cig bud on my desk.

[budsmoker]

yeah u need 2 hit that shit u scared of pussy or something?

[Wishville]

yeah u need 2 hit that shit u scared of pussy or something?
she's not exactly fuckable.

[Chronic.Tonic]

Make you room dirty as hell before she comes and if she says anything to your mom just be like, "Did you see my room? She just said that because she had to clean my room." If your room is dirty enough, you might pull it off.

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Why is everyone telling you to have sex with your maid? Did I miss something?

[DiZ]

she left a cigarette butt on your desk? Maybe she likes you, and that means she wants your body...it could happen. But seriously, if that's the case use a paper bag with holes.. and a condom

[Captain Hanks]

It's obvious that she's letting you know she knows. Wether she is going to tell your parents or not is uknown. She's either playing a sick game on you, or is letting you know the secret is out! If I were you I would hide everything in a brand new spot where nobody could ever find it, be ready to pass a drug test, and tell your parents it was a friends.

[jaydawg79]

yo thats tight the cleaning lady is stashing your roaches and at least she isnt throwing them away!
yo tell her not to touch your stuff in that area! say yo biatch dont you touch my stash hoe!!!! you didnt put in on this sac! you got 5 on it??

[Left]

she is your employee. put it in a different spot and then put the maid in her place. tell her if she opens her slutty cleaning lady mouth you will be forced to get her fired. you might say what if she sais somthing first and ruins your credibility if you had to say that she stole some money or somthing you tell your parents she made that up because you confronted her about missing money and she tried to fuck you first by making up a story. Being able to pass a drug test is good too either with your actual urine or cheating.

[Wishville]

i am sixteen

[Inferius]

Jesus christ your such a little pussy dude. Who gives a fuck who she tells? How old are you kids who log onto this site nowa days? for fuck sakes...
I hope you get banned.
This isn't tolerated here.

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I hope you get banned.
This isn't tolerated here.
Don't trip, just ignore him. Eventually a mod'll see it and he'll be gone.

Chances are it's just an old member trying to stir up shit. It happens.

[DiZ]

This is a friendly community on ganja loving persons.

[Wishville]

i just found out that she took the screws that go in the back of the radio

[HighAllTheTime420]

I wouldn't give the least bit a fucking shit. She's your employe not ur mom. If hse says something about it, put that bitch in her FUCKING PLACE AND TELL HER TO GIVE UR GODDAM SCREWS BACK.

[2Dope]

I dont know if this had been said, because im too stoned to read all these responses, but next time shes coming over just take a shit on your bathroom floor and leave the house. if she wants to mess with ur shit, she might as well clean it off the floor.

[orange floyd]

I dont know if this had been said, because im too stoned to read all these responses, but next time shes coming over just take a shit on your bathroom floor and leave the house. if she wants to mess with ur shit, she might as well clean it off the floor.


lmfao damn straight...

[da5mikeY]

dude she's your cleaning lady, you can fuckign black mail the shit out of her and your parents are going to believe you, I have this lady that irons my clothes and shit and if she ever found anything in my pockets and told my parents I'd just make up some shit that she stole my mom's earings, honestly, it's so easy

[shoi]

i just found out that she took the screws that go in the back of the radio


lol wat the fuck is she doing?

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Leave a copy of your birth certificate out in the open.

She'll get the message.

[Captin]

Leave a copy of your birth certificate out in the open.

She'll get the message.

Maybe im too sober or something, but what will that do?

[HighAllTheTime420]

I dont know if this had been said, because im too stoned to read all these responses, but next time shes coming over just take a shit on your bathroom floor and leave the house. if she wants to mess with ur shit, she might as well clean it off the floor.


lol.poken like a true high person. I so would do that if that happened to me.

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Alright lemme try again.

Leave a note out on the coffee table asking where her work visa is.

She'll get the message.