The Secret Agent (pic)

[Sig]

I've been working on my "secret agent" joint lately and thought I'd share. My first couple of joints I used the butt of some marlboro lights that were white and had two gold rings. For this one I used the butt of a camel light. I did this because I wanted the end to be orange so it looked more like a cig. I didn't have enough pot to make a full length joint, so this is a mini-me secret agent.

Here's a pic of mine.
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Here are the directions:

Joint-smoking often demands a little discretion. If you're in need for a clandestine toke, roll yourself a Secret Agent and remember to stay downwind.
Stick two papers together to make a square with a gummed strip along one side.


Take a cigarette and remove the filter by squeezing at its base and rotating between finger and thumb. Eventually enough of the filter will show for you to pull it out.
Replace the filter with a roach of the same size and shape.
Cut the cigarette in two, as cleanly as possible about 1cm from the roach.
Make up a mix to replace the tobacco that was in cut away and add this to a paper. Form it into shape of the cigarette.
Roll the joint with the 'filter' protruding from the end.
You may need to secure the bogus filter with a gummed strip torn from another paper. Remember the walls have ears!

[shoi]

looks pretty good

i have (done it maybe 3 times) just taken the filter out (and replaced it with a cardboard one) and the tobacco out then replaced it wit the stuff.... altho this takes a while since u need to be carefull

[yoda]

it looks pretty good, but how does it smoke?

[Sig]

It's all really tight, and I wet it up and let it dry, so it shrinks up a little bit and gets tighter. It burns pretty much like a cig, but a little faster. Holds it's ash well and burns even. Almost never have to relight. Draws are easy because of the way I do the roach. I've only had one start to run, but I stopped it with a wet finger and all was well.

[Newbie1231]

Looks good. Never tried it myself.
May have to now.

[Captain Hanks]

i make those all the time, great way to smoke in public

[4gan2ja0]

ive never done that, but i dont really care to be discreet, around here no one gives a shit so we just roll joint-looking-spliffs, its pretty sweet. sick way if you need to stay discreet

[JR77]

It looks really good - But are you smoking through the filter?

[Powder Puff]

I've done this over a million times.. Due to lack of Rizzlas.. It still doesn't beat a proper J O I N T ! !:)

And just to disguise it, you do this? lol..:p I think it's a waste of time..:p

[Powder Puff]

Oh, and I've NEVER cut one of mine in half .. Never made a cut in them..

Needs not be done, if you're as skilled as me!:ptime..

[OniEhtRedrum781]

looks good man, there's a place here in montreal that actually sells papers with filter patterns on the end, so u just roll it straight and it looks exactly like a cigarette

[Sig]

Oh, and I've NEVER cut one of mine in half .. Never made a cut in them..

Needs not be done, if you're as skilled as me!:ptime..


You obviously didn't read everything.

1. I take the filter out and replace it with a roach.

2. I cut the cig off at the filter line, I don't reuse it's paper. I roll a whole new cig, with the filter paper with my roach in it.

Next time I make one I'm gonna make up my own directions and take pics, cause the way I do it is different than those instructions I posted from the manual. Yes, it is worth the trouble around here. This is the Bible Belt, I'm sure if I walked around with a joint I would have holy water thrown at me and told to repent. Not everyone is like that, but there are quite a few that are.

[Sig]

Here is another, more revealing picture of it. The paper I used was ZigZag Lights, 1 1/4 pre-gummed. I used an index card cut to the same height as the filter I pulled out, and rolled up tight for the roach. I wet the very end REALLY wet, and twisted it up tight, then let it dry, and snipped off the twist.

You can see where my paper and the filter overlap, and where I used a cut off, gummed up, strip to seal and secure the filter paper to the zigzag paper. I'm working on overlapping the two less and less to expose more of the filter paper and make it look better, but it gets tough to hold onto everything and roll it up tight.

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[OptimusPrime]

i don't see the point in disguising it as a cigarette, do you plan on walking
down the sidewalk past people smoking this? pot has quite a different and
unique smell especially when compared to a cigarette. but, if you believe
it is worth the effort then by all means go for it.

[Sig]

:rolleyes: why do I even try :rolleyes:

[Powder Puff]

It's not even necessary to cut in them.. That's the only part I don't understand about you're "secret agent"..

I would post a pic, if I had any weed to make one with.. I've got hash, but it sucks making one of those with.. But, I can make one, and take a pic.. Just to show you, it's not necessary to cut in it.. My way makes it even more secret, because you don't see any tape or whatever that is around there...

[RedLocks]

heh i just palm a blunt when I'm being discrete (sp?) ;)

[JR77]

You obviously didn't read everything.

1. I take the filter out and replace it with a roach.

2. I cut the cig off at the filter line, I don't reuse it's paper. I roll a whole new cig, with the filter paper with my roach in it.

Next time I make one I'm gonna make up my own directions and take pics, cause the way I do it is different than those instructions I posted from the manual. Yes, it is worth the trouble around here. This is the Bible Belt, I'm sure if I walked around with a joint I would have holy water thrown at me and told to repent. Not everyone is like that, but there are quite a few that are.

You're right...I didn't read all of your original post about replacing the filter...I think it's a definitely cool idea and it looks real...hey if it works...more power to ya!!! :thumbsup:

[jamstigator]

I used to smoke that way in the smoking area at my high school. Other stoners would smell the pot when I lit up, but by the time they'd figure out where it was coming from, I'd be done. ;)