The best movie you ever thought of

[Jongbong]

title: Homeless Guitar

Scene one, a girl in the streets, playing a coustic guitar for money, for food.

Scene two, a REALLY broke guy who's also very very sad. makes you really want to help him out, his this guy that you just love because he's a very cool and nice dude but his broke out of his ass...

Scene three, the girl is so hungry that she is forced to do bad stuff like selling crack or whoring herself out.

Scene four, its that broke guy's birthday and his friends (also quite poor and nice) put in alot of money and pay for a hooker for his birthday.

Scene five, they meet. he dosn't really want to do anything with her, he can see she's forced to do this and can't think of a reason to have sex with her. he instead makes her feel comfortable and becomes a friend.

Scene six, they meet up another day and she bring's her guitar because she's homeless.. he ask's her to play it and she does and he think's that it is the most beautiful thing he's ever heard, make's him really happy; happy enough to want to continue life.

Scene seven, she dosen't know that his broke out of his mind yet and think's his a middle class guy. he know's that she thinks him a higher class and dosen't tell her that his poor. she offers to give him guitar lessons for 7 dollors an hour, and although he NEEDS the money he agrees.

Scene eight, time flies, he's been learning how to play the guitar for over 4 months now. his pretty good at it too but in the seven month's of time (two lessons per week) he has been doing everything possible to make sure he pays her and that means that he did some bad stuff and sold pretty much everything he owned

Scene nine, he is shot to death by the people he owed money to and the movie ends with the girl still sitting in the street playing the guitar but something diffrent this time, she's happy, she's at peace.





just wanted to share sorry it's so long...:D:D:D:D tell me what you think

[The Colonel]

One time i was high with my cousins and we thought of buying a half oz., putting a camera in a car and smoking a fat joint. "5 guys and a Fattattie".

[cannabis campbell]

So......

we make up our own movies here?? (just making sure)

[Jongbong]

yeah just post the best movie you ever thought of...
that one came to me in a bus ride and i was high as hell :D

[Its a Plant]

I've never sat down and thought up a whole movie before, but at random times I'll get ideas for scenes that are funny to me, and most of the time, only me.

Take for example: I have always thought it would be funny if some guy was waking up in the morning, and as he walked out his bedroom, his cat flies at him from the side and mauls the fuck out of him. I just always picture some wimpy guy getting side-swiped by a cat, and I can't stop laughing. Physical comedy just makes my day. ~

See, not funny to all of you.

But I'm in tears over here.

Tears.

L O V E ~

[cannabis campbell]

Get baked or die tryin :D

About this person (kinda like scarface) who eventually takes over the town and has ALL the weed and EVERYONE has to buy of him

and hes always baked as fuck

and one day someone that he fucked over decides to kill him and rob his weed and they do

THE END

good eh?

[friendowl]

i got this idea for a flick

two friends
a man and a woman are sitting on the sofa talking
then they start having sex
then someone comes in and shoots them both
then shoots himself
then the movie ends

short flick but powerful

you leave the theater happy to be alive

[Big Calhoun]

LOL!!!

I come up with porno ideas. I'm working on one right now..."Save a whore, ride a cowgirl (or two)". Just trying to come up with the casting...

[yoda]

LOL!!!

I come up with porno ideas. I'm working on one right now..."Save a whore, ride a cowgirl (or two)". Just trying to come up with the casting...

i wanna make an asian porn....Thong Kong

[orangeman]

i got this idea for a flick

two friends
a man and a woman are sitting on the sofa talking
then they start having sex
then someone comes in and shoots them both
then shoots himself
then the movie ends

short flick but powerful

you leave the theater happy to be alive

ROFL! I'm guessing this is the story of a cheating wife and the husband comes home and finds her cheating and kills her and the guy and out of hopelessness to escape shoots his self xD.

[eetmiefuk]

i think up crazy shit allllll the time. One time I was walking down the street after a rain storm blazed as fuck smoking a cigarette and i saw a puddle and thought what if the puddle was actually a portal to the fuckin underworld and in that underworld there was also puddles that you could jump back into the real world.
Also I thought of a zombie movie one time when i was bored in school. Ok story is this dude is growing weed in his back yard and he is sleeping inside and hears a noise outside so he goes out with a gun. The noise is actually a raccoon chewing on his plant so he shoots it, the blood get on the weed and anyone who smokes the weed turns into a Zombie. Turns out the man growing the weed is the Principal of a school. He smokes it and goes to work and turns into zombie and starts eating fuckin kids left and right. Hours later the whole school is turned into the Undead. The kids go home bite the parents the whole world turns into zombies except a bunch stoners who never go to school or leave the house, just stay home and smoke alot. One day they decide to go to school because they are bored and show up at the school and it is all boarded up so they climb a latter on the back of the school and go in through a door on the roof. Inside the whole school is abandoned so the first thing the stoners do is have a fucking party. During the party someone hears and pounding on the boarded up door and they pry it open and some zombies get in they kill all the stoners except two guys. Those two guys board the school back up and start growing weed in the school and eat food out of the freezer in the Cafeteria and get guns from the abandoned wal*mart down the street. And all they do is get really really stoned, eat frozen vegetables and sit on the roof and snipe zombies.

[letsmatch1]

I call this the blond.
May not be the best but hell, it's all I can remember. This girl who was like rated as an A+ for playboy started to get serious bumps on her face. She had 1 week to try and get rid of this strange acne or she'd get kicked out of the mansion because the other bunnies were afraid the bitch was contagious. Nothin worked so she was put on the curb. She went walkin to fig out what in the hell she gon' do now. She came across a shop that had some vodoo kinda stuff in the window. She went in and told the lady bout her prob. and she presented her with a potion that she guaranteed would work. The girl bought the stuff and rubbed it on her face and after an hour her problem was solved so she went back to the mansion:dance: . When she went to the security guy at the gate he just starred at her. She said somethin like I look good don't I, now open the gate you fuckin pig....He said somethin like I can't do that...she said why not, he said...because bitch, you have no head and turned the computer around so she could see herself on the survelence camera... So she started to walk away after about 5 feet away she turned around again and said somethin like, ok I'll give you some head if you open the gate...he said you have none to give, now move it along....she got angry and decided to go try and sue the vodoo lady...But it turns out that she had no evidence to convict her because she had no head(it's stupid, I knw). After that she felt like her life was over so she decided to commit suicide...She decided to do this by breaking into someones house and using their bath tub to drown herself. She did just that...The owner came home and found her in it and called the police. The police arrive and are shocked to see her face...one ocifer' searched in her purse for ID to make sure she was who they thought she was and she was. In it he also found the empty bottle....The ocifer' laughed so hard he crushed his own kidney stones(don't know what that thought was about).....At the back of it, was:ADD WATER.

[crudemood]

there are some pretty cool ideas in here
i epescially liked HOMELESS GUITAR, its very emotional, hey id watch it!

and i also liked..eetiefuk's idea, its crazy but im sure it would make a good plot for a movie :)

[BabyFacedAbortion]

I'm in the process (the YEARS process) of creating a movie; it's basically following a group of kids live their lives but BIZARRE shit happens. It's gonna be a movie that you HAVE to watch stoned or it just doesn't make sense. An underground cult movie, eventually. Here's a dialouge/scene.

Girl1: Get up asshole, I will kill you

Girl2: Oh my god she just brought out her inner black man on you

Girl1: Yeah bitch, get up, I'll kill you with fried chicken and corn and shit...Get up..I will walk my ass down to KFC and buy a fucking drum stick and come back and beat you with it, I will beat you with the fucking fried chicken until you are dead..

...boy doesn't move...

Girl2: I'm gonna just light his socks on fire again..

...boy jumps up...

Girl1: What the fuck?! You won't get up for my fried chicken beating but you'll get up for your SOCKS!?

Girl2: Boy's quite partial to his socks..

Boy: I'm quite partial to my foot not being on fire.

It's much funnier when you're stoned lol


P.S don't be offended, it's not ment to be a racial stereotype; I'm not like that.

[Big Calhoun]

Harry Cocker and the Legend of the 5 Hos

[420 FMX]

i think up crazy shit allllll the time. One time I was walking down the street after a rain storm blazed as fuck smoking a cigarette and i saw a puddle and thought what if the puddle was actually a portal to the fuckin underworld and in that underworld there was also puddles that you could jump back into the real world.
Also I thought of a zombie movie one time when i was bored in school. Ok story is this dude is growing weed in his back yard and he is sleeping inside and hears a noise outside so he goes out with a gun. The noise is actually a raccoon chewing on his plant so he shoots it, the blood get on the weed and anyone who smokes the weed turns into a Zombie. Turns out the man growing the weed is the Principal of a school. He smokes it and goes to work and turns into zombie and starts eating fuckin kids left and right. Hours later the whole school is turned into the Undead. The kids go home bite the parents the whole world turns into zombies except a bunch stoners who never go to school or leave the house, just stay home and smoke alot. One day they decide to go to school because they are bored and show up at the school and it is all boarded up so they climb a latter on the back of the school and go in through a door on the roof. Inside the whole school is abandoned so the first thing the stoners do is have a fucking party. During the party someone hears and pounding on the boarded up door and they pry it open and some zombies get in they kill all the stoners except two guys. Those two guys board the school back up and start growing weed in the school and eat food out of the freezer in the Cafeteria and get guns from the abandoned wal*mart down the street. And all they do is get really really stoned, eat frozen vegetables and sit on the roof and snipe zombies.



that idea seems awfully similar to dawn of the dead, where there locked up in the mall and that dude is stuck in his guns shop and he's on the roof sniping the zombies the black man tells him too... Zombies are scary

[letsmatch1]

that idea seems awfully similar to dawn of the dead, where there locked up in the mall and that dude is stuck in his guns shop and he's on the roof sniping the zombies the black man tells him too... Zombies are scary

To be honest it's more close to "return of the living dead:Rave to the grave"
Where this dude finds a canister in his uncles house and used it as a lsd like substance and made hella money off of it....everyone who used it though later on became the living dead....it was pretty good....looked like a good trip too.....

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