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wordddddd
08-07-2006, 11:45 PM
I don't care what you say I don't think this can compare. This nug is easily over 2 weeks old (pictures will be posted below), its the fat nug on the right. So today me and two friends smoke it, one of them smokes it with me all the time and was fine...the other...woah man. We smoke ONE BOWL out of the piece shown below---we LITERALLY (I AM NOT EXAGERATING ONE BIT HERE) finished the bowl and the kid just sat there. Me and my other friend were talking for a bit until the kid starts leaning on my shoulder. I thought he was just pretending to pass out so i was like "Yo DUDE, haha, what are you doing man?" But he wasn't pretending. Wide open eyes he lays down on the bench and is shivering like hes cold. I feel him to make sure hes not dying or anything and he's burning up, and his heart is racing. Then out comes the vomit. This kid vomits like non-stop all over my deck. About a minute later he stops and just puts his head down and asks what happened. He had no recollection of the event. He blacked out, puked everywhere, was shaking and is now sweating his ass off, retarded high and can't move a muscle in his body. After about a half hour or so (literally) just sitting there, he found the courage to get up. As soon as he got up he threw up all the bottled water he had just drank. After another 20 minutes or so of sitting there we go inside watch tv and he had apparently come down to a more controlable high.

Mind you I've been working on this nug for about a week now and I knew it was good pot but had no idea it could literally incapacitate a light smoker. This kid got murdered. It also made me laugh at how high my tolerance must be. The only time I could remember even coming close to this was when I hit a three foot bong and literally couldnt move. I didn't throw up but I couldnt move, I couldn't even drive my own car (a feat I do everyday high). This kid did say this had happened to him before once, but not this bad. He said he made a gravity bong out of two trashcans. The bowl held about an eigth. After 3 hits (I'm not sure if he smoked the entire eigth in a hit, or just puffed one garbage can gravity bong hit, he didn't say), he threw up, but wasn't seizing, nor did he throw up that much. Anyway, here are the pics...if you can come up with a similar story I may reconsider, but this weed in my opinion must be the strongest shit I've ever smoked. :stoned: :stoned: :stoned: :stoned:

it goes weed (the nug we were working on is on the right on the "top," the nug with the big stem, and the steamroller we smoked it out of) wow. scariest yet coolest sesh ever hahaha

yabatab
08-07-2006, 11:53 PM
LOL you have a puker on your hands there, lesson learned.
never get him high again you dont want him freaking out
and going to the ER cause he is fried. That could ruin a
good day....LOL

wordddddd
08-07-2006, 11:59 PM
I know, I was honestly contemplating taking him to the ER, but then I remembered its just weed and whatever happened, I smoked the same thing and its not laced or anything he'll come down in an hour or so, and he did. But DAMN that shit kicked his ASS hahahaha I had no idea! hahaha

yabatab
08-08-2006, 12:04 AM
LOL i could hear the conversation with the doctor.

"well doc he smoked some weed and freaked out"

the doctor says "well son that's what us in the medical
field call getting stoned feed him some cheezies
give him a gatorade and call me in the morning"

wordddddd
08-08-2006, 12:12 AM
hahahahaha seriously.

doctor goes "so uh, son, whats the problem? haven't you been to college yet? damn you shoulda seen me in med school. WOW... :stoned: :rasta: "

wordddddd
08-08-2006, 01:05 AM
I AM NOT LETTING THIS THREAD DIES UNTIL A BIG GUY (lip, cannabis cambell, one of the big guys, ya know) SEES IT AND GIVES THEIR OPINION

^^^BUMP^^^

ChronicMike
08-08-2006, 01:38 AM
Some nice looking bud there and that steamroller is tight i love it.

rabbitslayer
08-08-2006, 01:38 AM
Hmm a couple of days ago, I smoked out my friend, and it was like his third time in 2 days getting high, all for the first time, and he took a hit too much and the smoke or something just was too much for him. After a little bit he stood up, walked over like 10 feet and puked all over his patio, for 5 minutes nonstop, and I brought him water and kleenex and stuff and helped him spray it down lol. I thought it was pretty strange but that might be common with lightweight smokers who are just overwhelmed with too much at once before they are used to it?

JuggaloAtTheDoor
08-08-2006, 01:41 AM
I dunno, I think its either in ur system and ur gunna do it for a while, or just random.. when I first became a toker, I toked.. a month later, I did it again, then every day I toked 1-3 times and at lunch/after school on school days.. for about 2 weeks, never came into that problem

Jongbong
08-08-2006, 01:50 AM
haha i remember my first time when i didn't know what the high was supposed to feel like and i just keep on taking more and more until i just couldn't feel shit...
i was COMPLETLY convinced that i was a "puff of smoke' and tried to fit through a key hole and ran into a door and jumped on the trampoline with my eyes closed for like 10 minutes straight... it was FUN!!!

eetmiefuk
08-08-2006, 02:15 AM
Then out comes the vomit. This kid vomits like non-stop all over my deck. About a minute later he stops and just puts his head down and asks what happened. He had no recollection of the event. He blacked out, puked everywhere, was shaking and is now sweating his ass off, retarded high and can't move a muscle in his body..


sounds awesome /sarcasm

Love Street
08-08-2006, 02:23 AM
thats disgusting man, thats a really nice peice and some nice pot but i think that kid is just a pussy

wordddddd
08-08-2006, 04:47 AM
yeah ive come to the conclusion hes just a lightweight, but honestly, its a sick story. "This pipe made a kid basically have a seizure and throw up everywhere. Yeah you get high." hahaha

BigHyphyD
08-08-2006, 04:53 AM
I get better bud all day.

chisme
08-08-2006, 09:49 AM
I get better bud all day.


nice reputation yourbuilding yourself.......not geuss what WE DONT LIKE THAT TALK HERE



woord man lol that pipe is the coolest. and they guy? are you sure it wasnt like he's first or third time smoking ever? it sounds to me like a whitey LOL, yeah it sucks when someone claims they toke hard...then proceed to puke all over people floors and carpets.

graph
08-08-2006, 09:52 AM
So what classifies as a big guy anyways hmm?

I notice that if I smoke straight indica for a while and switch to a powerful sativa I'll start hallucinating. It's funny to be around beginners, they do some funny stuff. Except for your friend. That kinda sucks.

Delta9 UK
08-08-2006, 10:42 AM
First time I did a gravity bong (5 litres mind you) was with Skunk - I hadn't smoked it before, just crappy soapbar.

It took just over 1 minute for me to be throwing up down a four floor flight of stairs over a bunch of students on their way up.

Then I belched out a bit cloud of smoke as I tried to say sorry.

I was known as the Mighty Whitey for that one for a while. :)

chisme
08-08-2006, 10:44 AM
First time I did a gravity bong (5 litres mind you) was with Skunk - I hadn't smoked it before, just crappy soapbar.

It took just over 1 minute for me to be throwing up down a four floor flight of stairs over a bunch of students on their way up.

Then I belched out a bit cloud of smoke as I tried to say sorry.

I was known as the Mighty Whitey for that one for a while. :)


first time on skunk was the same for me too lol i luv skunk now how about you? do u smoke hash now? i cant.....dunno why i just cant get on with hash anymore.

OreO
08-08-2006, 04:54 PM
I don't care what you say I don't think this can compare. This nug is easily over 2 weeks old (pictures will be posted below), its the fat nug on the right. So today me and two friends smoke it, one of them smokes it with me all the time and was fine...the other...woah man. We smoke ONE BOWL out of the piece shown below---we LITERALLY (I AM NOT EXAGERATING ONE BIT HERE) finished the bowl and the kid just sat there. Me and my other friend were talking for a bit until the kid starts leaning on my shoulder. I thought he was just pretending to pass out so i was like "Yo DUDE, haha, what are you doing man?" But he wasn't pretending. Wide open eyes he lays down on the bench and is shivering like hes cold. I feel him to make sure hes not dying or anything and he's burning up, and his heart is racing. Then out comes the vomit. This kid vomits like non-stop all over my deck. About a minute later he stops and just puts his head down and asks what happened. He had no recollection of the event. He blacked out, puked everywhere, was shaking and is now sweating his ass off, retarded high and can't move a muscle in his body. After about a half hour or so (literally) just sitting there, he found the courage to get up. As soon as he got up he threw up all the bottled water he had just drank. After another 20 minutes or so of sitting there we go inside watch tv and he had apparently come down to a more controlable high.

Mind you I've been working on this nug for about a week now and I knew it was good pot but had no idea it could literally incapacitate a light smoker. This kid got murdered. It also made me laugh at how high my tolerance must be. The only time I could remember even coming close to this was when I hit a three foot bong and literally couldnt move. I didn't throw up but I couldnt move, I couldn't even drive my own car (a feat I do everyday high). This kid did say this had happened to him before once, but not this bad. He said he made a gravity bong out of two trashcans. The bowl held about an eigth. After 3 hits (I'm not sure if he smoked the entire eigth in a hit, or just puffed one garbage can gravity bong hit, he didn't say), he threw up, but wasn't seizing, nor did he throw up that much. Anyway, here are the pics...if you can come up with a similar story I may reconsider, but this weed in my opinion must be the strongest shit I've ever smoked. :stoned: :stoned: :stoned: :stoned:

it goes weed (the nug we were working on is on the right on the "top," the nug with the big stem, and the steamroller we smoked it out of) wow. scariest yet coolest sesh ever hahaha

dude seriously never happened to me when i smoked, BUT seriously i had brownies yesterday and i had a bad trip like that, i wasnt stuck(my muscles) my head was going crazy and i even puked in the theatre lool. I thought i was hungry as shit and so i quickly ate a pretzle. After like 5 mins it came back up...it sucked but watever

Fengzi
08-08-2006, 05:10 PM
Really potent weed can knock a person off their ass if they're not expecting it. Once me and I friend got an 1/8th of some really strong indica then sat down and smoked the entire thing out of a gravity bong. We were both regular smokers, and had been for several years, but it kicked both of our asses. We both just sat down motionless and tripped out for like an hour as we watched these little toy race cars go around and around the track. Then I got up and threw up in his pool and about 1/r hour later he threw up while we were walking down the street.

Another time I was at a Grateful dead concert with some friends and we bought a joint of some weed that was much stronger than what we had been smoking regularly. One of the guys I was with started tripping out, breaking out in a sweat and shivering, and starting to freak cause he thought it was laced.

orangeman
08-08-2006, 05:11 PM
LOL, damn thats some crazy shit. I hope that never happens to me lol.

Flesh420
08-08-2006, 06:15 PM
I noticed that i will puke if i wake up and start smokeing and not eat anything. But if i eat something i wont puke but its only when i wake up, but its only happend twice. What cause's the pukeing?

budsmoker
08-08-2006, 06:27 PM
ive only puked once which was the second time i ever smoked

TokeTilImBroke
08-08-2006, 07:18 PM
I have only puked once, but I have an excuse..:D

So I was already a regular smoker by this time and we were about to hit 2 blunts so we get these honey berry backwoods because my friend insists...and i don't care because I'm not driving. Those were the most awful tasting blunts ever. I yaked midway through the second blunt and this was the same bud we were smoking all the time.

benagain
08-08-2006, 07:22 PM
I'm more impressed with the pipe than the weed. Looks dank, but till you've been round the world, I wouldn't claim that it's the best ever.

420ultimatesmokage
08-08-2006, 07:33 PM
I noticed that i will puke if i wake up and start smokeing and not eat anything. But if i eat something i wont puke but its only when i wake up, but its only happend twice. What cause's the pukeing?

i get that sometimes to, i notice i gag easier during the mornings when i haven't had anything to eat yet. the first time i really ever pucked from smokin was in the morning, i was smoking out of a bong then i started coughing my ass off. it turned into a really deep cough which led me throw up a little

Reefer Rogue
08-08-2006, 08:27 PM
Awesome pipe, one of the coolest i've ever seen. Looks like good bud, funny story about your friend.

Genuine17
08-09-2006, 07:50 PM
haqha nice story and nice pipedee

dark0ne
08-09-2006, 08:08 PM
nice nugs dude, sweet peice. Just remember a fool and his glass are soon parted, becarefull with your glass.

A few years ago a freind and i went in on a half an ounce of hydro. we get the bag and relize that we have nothing to smoke out of, no papers eather. so i go into macgiver mode, and find a can, poke some holes and blammo a pipe. one toke off this dro and we were so high. a few minuts later my freind gets up off the coutch and goes into the basement, comes back with this SWEET glass pipe and says "i just rememberd it was in a box" all that time spent looking for anything to smoke out of. that was the day we got his dog high and he ate his whole bag of dog food.

thebeancounter41
08-09-2006, 08:30 PM
I have a VERY high tolerance and the weed I get can STILL make me puke if I overdo it.(it's just water usually but it still makes a mess)And I can honestly say I've been a regular smoker for the past 30 years so I definitely ain't a lightweight.Med grade weed can and will do things like that to you if you arent careful.

wordddddd
08-09-2006, 09:05 PM
damn dudes, i had no idea puking was so common. to me this was absolutely unheard of, but i guess it is him just being a lightweight haha

robert42
08-16-2006, 05:32 PM
nice bud but nothin amazin :p hehe

ShrmHuntr
08-16-2006, 08:02 PM
damn dudes, i had no idea puking was so common. to me this was absolutely unheard of, but i guess it is him just being a lightweight haha

Yeh man, that's what I've been thinking throughout this thread. I've never had a puking problem either... never really knew anyone to have that happen to them, and I've been around a lot of amateurs.

BabyFacedAbortion
08-16-2006, 08:12 PM
Every few weeks we get a full week of amazing fucking kick ass bud. It's sticky, and dense and everything it should be. Practically neon orange hairs suffocating the green. But anyway, After smoking a bowl of that shit I literally can't move I feel like I'm floating but in my head I know I'm not. It's amazing. I hate people who puke or freak out, I know it's not their fault but DAMN that's annoying, know your limits lol.

FeastonThisSHITT
08-16-2006, 08:44 PM
I have never puked from being too high, but I have puked from coughing too hard once. AKA "Greening"

The highest I ever got off weed I was paranoid as fuck, but wasn't freaking, I was just silent and immobile, my hand on my heart trying to figure out how fast it was going but I couldn't understand the beat.

Cooler Then Jesus
08-17-2006, 03:14 AM
(honestly, try and top this shit)

k, how is this?

WeedGremblin
08-17-2006, 03:17 AM
damn that first picture looks like some psychedelic weed, i bet it tastes incredible

enjoy

wordddddd
08-17-2006, 03:23 AM
oh i know. that shits purple. but really all you do to make weed purple is drop the temperature a few degrees when flowering. but yeah, did it ever make a newb pass out, have a seizure and throw up everywhere for about an hour? yeah man. hahaha

NightProwler
08-17-2006, 03:55 AM
ive had some close encounters with throwing up, but it never wuite happned

WeedGremblin
08-17-2006, 04:01 AM
oh i know. that shits purple. but really all you do to make weed purple is drop the temperature a few degrees when flowering. but yeah, did it ever make a newb pass out, have a seizure and throw up everywhere for about an hour? yeah man. hahaha

lol making a newb pass out or throw up is nothing to be proud of, nor does it really say anything about your weed, except that you hang out with a guy who cant handle his shit. I smoked this kid out on a gram blunt back in the day and he FREAKED, he ran out of the car making what sounded like a half cry half yell, it wasnt that great of weed, the kid just cant handle his shit lol

Plus you can usually tell the difference between purple weed that is purple because of low temps and weed that turns people due to the phenotype. The latter usually are extremely potent and quite tastey :)

Cooler Than Jesus's purple weed doesnt loook like its purple due to temperatures, it looks like some potent shit..

wordddddd
08-17-2006, 04:29 AM
oh man im not knocking it, just sayin

dryst
08-17-2006, 06:00 AM
lol i think the whole panic attack thing (bad trip off weed?) can happen with any kind...ive only had it happen once and it was off a 1 hitter on decent mid grades...the other 2 people were fine,...they were talkin and i was just listening...suddenly i get real dizzy and everything gets blurry...my hearts starts beating real hard and real fast, i can hear it in my ear like a fuckin drum roll, i try to listen to what their talkin about but i cant hear them over my heart beat...i start freakin out cause i think im gonna die, i start begging god to let me live...it was probally one of the craziest experiences of my life never happened since...

wordddddd
08-17-2006, 02:49 PM
thats happened to me too, but i hit a 3 foot bong of headies. that was sweet. icouldnt move, but i didnt black out, nor did i throw up

Nochowderforyou
08-17-2006, 02:53 PM
oh i know. that shits purple. but really all you do to make weed purple is drop the temperature a few degrees when flowering.

That's right. I've seen it done myself. Keep the temps. below 70degF, and the purple will come flowing in.

Personally, purple weed is no better than green weed. I've had some pretty nasty purple weed before, but I have also had pure Purple Indica before, and it knocked me on my ass! ;thumbsup:

Weed is weed though. As long as it isn't brown, I like it!

CultureCherryPopper
08-17-2006, 03:13 PM
I concur with Nochowderforyou, weed is weed. But kine is kine.

I've only thrown up once from pot, but because I coughed so much I couldn't cotrol my gag reflex. My friends and I packed a half into his homemade three foot bong Augustus and went to town. That night I saw colors that have never been seen.

memoryburner
08-24-2006, 06:19 AM
He probably has low tolerance...either that or he hasnt smoked before...

led.zeppelin
08-24-2006, 06:30 AM
Nice pipe and awesome bud. Ive puked once from bud, at a budathon my friends and I did. Basicaly there was a blunt, a bong and a gravity bong all ready to hit, and you ran hit the blunt, hit the bong and sucked up the gravity bong, held it then let it out. after two rounds i was on my ass, i leaned over and puked in the garden and then was fine

Molely
08-24-2006, 08:13 AM
some people get that way like a few weeks ago a mate did a bottle for the first
time and got really fucked up. even i still get fucked up off really big hits but i think its more the smoke than the weed.

Dizz-Oh!
08-24-2006, 08:48 AM
this shit is funny, i puked once too, second time I ever smoked, it was straight from Mexico totally Red

The lips from the intro to Rocky Horror floated outta the tv at me

Had to lie down on the cool bathroom floor for four hours

I wouldnot have vomited but my girlfriend insisted on trying to make me stand up

yabatab
08-24-2006, 08:58 AM
I just wanted to say a wake and bake makes me want to take a
doo doo sometimes LOL

buddymyfriend
08-24-2006, 03:58 PM
nice reputation yourbuilding yourself.......not geuss what WE DONT LIKE THAT TALK HERE



woord man lol that pipe is the coolest. and they guy? are you sure it wasnt like he's first or third time smoking ever? it sounds to me like a whitey LOL, yeah it sucks when someone claims they toke hard...then proceed to puke all over people floors and carpets.

At last someone else who calls it a whitey!:D Dang, been there a few times back in the day! :eek: Usually when i used to drink at the same time, not a combo until you know your limits!

Peace

Buddy

420Toaker
08-24-2006, 04:42 PM
Haha reminds me of when me and my buddies was smoking up his nieghbor he had smo0ked before but was still a light wieght so he was really stoned sitting in a recliner and all of a sudden out of no where he just started hurling. Luckily most of it got on his jacket and was able to make it out side with out spilling much. Once we were out side funny shit my buddy grabbed his hose with a nozzle and just started spraying down the front of the kid and shit then told him to get in the car and took him home fucking soaked. funny shit.

420Toaker
08-24-2006, 04:44 PM
I just wanted to say a wake and bake makes me want to take a
doo doo sometimes LOL

LOL Marlboros make me shit

JibNasty
08-24-2006, 08:35 PM
LOL you have a puker on your hands there, lesson learned.
never get him high again you dont want him freaking out
and going to the ER cause he is fried. That could ruin a
good day....LOL

haha weed isnt going to make you need to go to the ER. You cant get like that unless you added something else to it. Weed is nearly harmless.

Maui Wowie
08-24-2006, 09:20 PM
That pipe is awesome!

Shit I can't wait to get a hookah. :dance:

wordddddd
08-24-2006, 10:40 PM
muchas gracias

Bong30
08-25-2006, 02:25 AM
I know, I was honestly contemplating taking him to the ER, but then I remembered its just weed and whatever happened, I smoked the same thing and its not laced or anything he'll come down in an hour or so, and he did. But DAMN that shit kicked his ASS hahahaha I had no idea! hahaha


Word....
When I was a young stoner.... about 20 years ago.

I went over to my sisters boyfriends house. We did a super heavy bong session.

I had just ate...........Burrito Supreme....from Taco Bell. Yes there was taco bell back then, shut up................LOL

anyway......I remeber walking out to my car (not good move) and Puking all over the driveway.........chunks of tomatoes and beans and shit running down the drive way.........

I didnt know what to do ...........so I got in my car and left.....

He was asking me a couple days later........ did you have some problems the other night? Im like YES... I did. we laughed....


Hang in there with him...next time Cut him OFF... dont let him use your dope Bubbler. Pack him a small bowl... 2- 3 hits....not 20-30 hits I know how you roll........... :stoned:

Take care


Here is some weed..........

NextLineIsMine
08-25-2006, 05:16 AM
you may think your tolerance is insurmountable but the truely chronic strains can turn a veteran smoker into a cowering pussy with only a few hits. Its nice to now theres still stronger kinds to try.

Captain Hanks
08-25-2006, 05:24 AM
i thought only druks threw up... not stoners

thebeancounter41
08-25-2006, 05:32 AM
I have a 53 yo buddy who still tends to cough til he pukes when I break out my med bud:)I have even semi-puked a few times after taking a couple hits too many.THen again,I haven't smoked anything less than AAA med grade for several yrs now.And even though I DO tend to smoke more than my friends,I can still get TOO full if I'm not careful.Coughing to the point of puking is where I try to draw my limit:)
By the way BONG,NICE buds there:)Did you grow 'em yourself?

Binzhoubum
08-25-2006, 05:59 AM
A few years back, my buddy's Dad used to get some amazing homegrown from a farmer friend out in the sticks. We would do some work for him out on the farm and he would pay us in colas!

I remember one of our friends said he had such a high tolerance and he could smoke anything, so we rolled up a j of this killer bud we had gotten a couple days before and after a couple hits this guy had a full on panic attack.

We thought we were going to have to take him to the hospital. He threw up, he started saying that he felt like he was dying, and then he passed out.

:smokin:

Binzhoubum
08-25-2006, 06:02 AM
I also used to have this friend who would throw-up no matter what drugs we were doing.

I mean this guy would take an aspirin and spew all over the floor.

Some people just have a weak constitution. :smokin:

Edd.roadrunner
09-12-2007, 09:19 PM
i once sold some really nice skunk to a friend of mine who was abit of a novice. He asked me to roll it for me so i did and whe whent down to this littly park near where i live and whe had to climb a gate to get to abit where you cant be seen and where no one can get to (without climbing). so we sat down with some cookies and lit a joint, i smoked about half of a fat J and was pretty stoned but he kept goint (he'd never smoked skunk before) i told him that it was strong stuff and that he should take it slow... 2and a half J's latter i said we should get back to his about 300 yards away (we had to get air freshner on the way cus we stank. about half an hour later a ripped coat, 2 naps on a bench (with me insesintally poking him) and about 5 pukes later we got back to his place... were he threw up again... on his dog. i played on his ps3 for 2 hours while he was basically passed out on the sofa. good times.

psychocat
09-12-2007, 10:09 PM
The most over used line from tokers is "This is the best you will ever get" which I find hilarious.
I have toked thousands of joints from Thai to White Widow and I have never ever whitied (I know people who have) I don't think it will ever happen either because if it aint happened yet it aint ever gonna happen. I have been smoking for 28 years and lived in probably the best country for ganja (Holland) for 12 years.
I have a high tolerance for booze too which sucks a bit because it means it always costs me more to get where my friends are with less,, oh well.

inbud
09-12-2007, 10:20 PM
just read most of this thread, tears in my eyes from laughing, this post here more than justifys this site, i loved it guys, thanks.
inbud

Sinsemilla
09-13-2007, 03:26 AM
sick pipe dude.

i did something weird one time when i got high with some friends, well we were all high, and my friend had a mini frig on the floor in his room, and so i was sitting on his bed enjoying my high, and i asked him if i could get some orange juice from his frig, and this frig was like 5 feet away, and from my sitting position, i leaped to the frig and grabbed the OJ, and my friend just starts laughing, and i looked at him, and was like what did i do (not realizing that i lept towards the frig) he told me that i jumped towards the frig to get the OJ.

just thought id share that weird story with everyone.