huge ass meals at 2:30am

[lagstronaut]

it is 2:30 in the morning right now and I have on a plate next to me an entire chinese food cup of rice with a chineese food cup of corn mixed together underneath 2 extra large Chicken-cabobs, 2 extra large Beef-cabobs, and 2 extra large Pork-cabobs all in bite-sized portions next to a plate of 2 Krispy Kreame donuts, 6 home made cookies I just baked in the oven and 3 cans of Nestea. I intend to eat it all by 3am and most likely go back for more. I never eat this much at once ever except at like 2-3-4am in the morning while stoned out of my mind. anyone else eat monster ass fucking meals at really fucked up times?


ps no i'm not even fat

[LiveHigh]

For some reason, i've actually seen skinny people eat more then fat people at times. Also, yeah, i used to eat sort of like that (not quite that much), but i had to slow down because i was putting on weight.

[shoi]

me and my friend each ate like 8 grilled chese sandwhichs each at abt 2 30 am once :cool: :D

[Mr. TBAGU 420]

I always eat a hella lot! I see fat people and i will out eat them by a lot. I'm skinny as hell though.. i don't get it! Then people have the nerve to tell me and say, "You don't eat enough". I'm like, "uhh.. yeah i do bitch, if you knew how much i ate you would be saying for me not to eat as much as i do". So yeah.. food is great!!:thumbsup:

[Inferius]

Same here. I have such a fucking fast metabolism.
It pisses me off when I go to fat families houses for dinner, they never make enough food and I always feel hungry.
I' never put on weight... I need to...
:D

[EmeraldDream]

Holy shit--Lagstronaut, that is a serious munchies meal right there.

I love food. I'm already a pretty serious eater when I'm sober. So I get some MONSTROUS munchies when I smoke, and since all I want to do is experience the pleasure of eating, I chow down some pretty excessive meals. I'm talking ridiculous, asking-for-obesity type shit. I'd bet my top ten (or bottom ten, I guess) worst meals I've ever eaten all occured when I was high. Shit I would never even consider eating in one sitting when sober I absolutely crave for when I'm high.

My last final exam this year was early in the morning, so when I got out around noon I decided I wasn't going to do anything for the rest of the day but blaze. So I got a bucket of KFC, two large sides of mac and cheese (omg, i could live off mac and cheese when I'm high) a box of biscuits and a huge root beer. I was planning to eat it all over the course of the day, but when I got back and smoked I got so high and was in such a good mood that I ate it all in one sitting. I felt fucking horrible afterwards. Even near the end of the actual meal I was feeling shitty, like my body was begging me to stop, but I don't know what it is-- when I'm on a munchies mission and I have food in front of me, I just feel like I have to eat it. It's like getting high gives me a temporary bout of an eating disorder.

Unfortunately, an atrocious diet like that catches up to you quick. Damn quick. I gained like 20 lbs this year since I started smoking regularly! I've been working on losing it, and I smoke a lot less now. I try to make the effort to at least get healthier food beforehand so I won't be tempted to run out and eat a greasefest, but I still eat a grip of food when I'm high. Honestly, it's one of the most fun parts of getting high for me. :D

[s2headhunter]

dude i eat soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much when im high......like just getting started is 10 chiken wings half a plate of mashed potatoes the other half mac and cheese.....bbq or wild i dont care......then some kinda bread .....or something cuase ill tear the meat off the wings and make a bbq chicken mashed potatoe mac sandwhich lol

[pixel]

getting high and pigging out at night + working the fuck out of your mornings and early afternoons = eat whatever you want (if youre still young)

[EmeraldDream]

ill tear the meat off the wings and make a bbq chicken mashed potatoe mac sandwhich lol

OH SHIT.

I'm gonna have to try that next time I blaze!

[dankman]

im hecka fat 6'0 215 lbs and i ate in one night a bunch of barbequed ribs and then came home ate ice cream then ate a box of mac and cheese it was great

[stothelutz]

This is prety hard to top:
6 eggs
12 slices of bacon
2 texas toast sixed slices of bread
homemade bbq sauce
hot sauce
AT LEAST 1 gram of salt and 1 gram of pepper
Anything you like in you eggs
Butter
CHEESE (colby jack shredded is the best)

Steps:
Cook the bacon to your liking and leave the grease in the pan.
Break all 6 eggs and throw them in the pan with all the stuff you want in your egg. Cook to your liking then put the bacon on top and leave it on low heat (just to keep it warm). Toast both slices of bread. Put the bbq, hot sauce, cheese, butter and any other condiments on the bread. Place the hot bacon and egg on top of the condiments. Place the other slice on top give it a lil push down to make it easier to fit in your mouth and there you have it the most fattening thing ever made.

WARNING: Bacon when fried and grease drained is 1/2 fat (1 slice has 7g of protien and 7 g of fat) so I have no idea how much fat is in bacon with the grease.

P.S. this can be for 2 people if your not a porker like me.

[U4E uh]

This thread made me feel better about any amount of food I've eaten with the munchies.

[LiveHigh]

^^ same

[GratefulDead4ever]

i get mad munchies also dude like going through boxes of wheat thins or bags of combos and pringles then to finish it off with yogurt

[usedchemicals]

I'm skinny as hell though.. i don't get it! Then people have the nerve to tell me and say, "You don't eat enough". I'm like, "uhh.. yeah i do bitch, if you knew how much i ate you would be saying for me not to eat as much as i do"

HAHA, same thing happens to me!

I'm 6'1" and I'm only 153 lbs. I look so thin.

Somehow this summer i lost 10 pounds, even though I've been eating alot of munchies...

[lagstronaut]

HAHA, same thing happens to me!

I'm 6'1" and I'm only 153 lbs. I look so thin.

Somehow this summer i lost 10 pounds, even though I've been eating alot of munchies...

same here man, at the beginning of the summer I was 5'7" 140lbs, now I'm 130lbs.... it's fucked!

[chris420]

it is 2:30 in the morning right now and I have on a plate next to me an entire chinese food cup of rice with a chineese food cup of corn mixed together underneath 2 extra large Chicken-cabobs, 2 extra large Beef-cabobs, and 2 extra large Pork-cabobs all in bite-sized portions next to a plate of 2 Krispy Kreame donuts, 6 home made cookies I just baked in the oven and 3 cans of Nestea.

HAHAAHAHAHA. pothead :thumbsup:

[EmeraldDream]

This is prety hard to top:
6 eggs
12 slices of bacon
2 texas toast sixed slices of bread
homemade bbq sauce
hot sauce
AT LEAST 1 gram of salt and 1 gram of pepper
Anything you like in you eggs
Butter
CHEESE (colby jack shredded is the best)


Sounds more like it'd be pretty hard to survive. :D

...I'm gonna try this next time I get really baked and have all the ingredients around. Hahahaha. :thumbsup: *pats belly*

[OrangeKush]

Usually I eat early when i'm high because I come home at like 1-4am when I smoke.

Thats my problem.....when I stumble in the house at 2 o'clock in the morning and theres all that food sitting RIGHT THERE (my side door [the one I go in] opens straight to the kitchen) and its a little hard to not just pig out.

[BDubz26062]

i do about the same thing everynight around 2 when i'm ripped

[PotHeed420]

shit i just downed 2 slices of pizza

[TOKIN IGGLE]

THAT'S SO TRUE, LATE NIGHT POST-SESSION MUNCHIES HAVE BEEN KILLING ME

[Rhastus]

those kfc bowls!!!! the ones with mashed potatoes chicken corn and cheese are amazing

but yeah normally i only eat what i l;ike when i'm sober but when i have the munchies i eat fuckin anything!!!

[jamstigator]

I was super skinny and such a huge pot-head in the Army, that I convinced a doctor to write me out a form authorizing me to double rations. That's two breakfasts, two lunches, and two dinners, every day. He was a light colonel, so when I flashed that form at the servers, they always loaded me up huge. I weighed 100 pounds at 5'10", and ate all the time!

When we invaded Grenada, my colonel saw how skinny I was, and he snuck me a Snickers, and told me to talk to the supply sergeant and get a bunch of cakes and desserts from the cases of C-rations. Lol, everyone else was wondering where all the sweet desserts went, while I had stacks of it in my tent, which really helped when I got the munchies bad. Combat going on, prisoners screaming from behind barbed wire thirty feet from me, corpses starting to rot in the fields nearby, and still, my colonel was worried about me getting enough munchies. That's how all officers should be!

[litoz22]

my friend spent 20 bux once on pizza lunchable things lol.. i jus bought burger king :dance:

[Tots]

once me and my friend were caught making spaghetti and pizza and shit at like 3 in the morning by my mom who just laughed and went back to sleep.

[Buddha Man]

well sir its 10 pm and i just ate some nice spicy rice and chicken in a tupleware dish

[tadaa]

HAHA, same thing happens to me!

I'm 6'1" and I'm only 153 lbs. I look so thin.

Somehow this summer i lost 10 pounds, even though I've been eating alot of munchies...

You were burning more calories than you were taking in. You need to eat over your maintenance amount of calories to gain weight. I use to think I "ate so much" when I was 5'10 135lbs, but in reality you aren't consuming as many calories as you think. Total calories are what determines whether you lose gain or stay the same. Learn how to eat, since I started lifting and eating 5 years ago I've gained 65lbs.

[Captain Hanks]

it is 2:30 in the morning right now and I have on a plate next to me an entire chinese food cup of rice with a chineese food cup of corn mixed together underneath 2 extra large Chicken-cabobs, 2 extra large Beef-cabobs, and 2 extra large Pork-cabobs all in bite-sized portions next to a plate of 2 Krispy Kreame donuts, 6 home made cookies I just baked in the oven and 3 cans of Nestea. I intend to eat it all by 3am and most likely go back for more. I never eat this much at once ever except at like 2-3-4am in the morning while stoned out of my mind. anyone else eat monster ass fucking meals at really fucked up times?


ps no i'm not even fat

uhm, around that time i'm usually sleeping

[NLX2007]

Hahahaha ummm last night I ate like 10 meals, i was too baked to remember what they are though. But I had to get up 3 seperate times this morning to shit, and i thought my stomach was gonna explode. It was pretty rad.

[Burn_One_Down]

I ate eight pieces of pizza one day. I felt like shit after though.

[dean0000]

I have been know to have hugh munchie fests after 12am. I always regreted it in the morning when I felt sick and my stomach hurt. I try not to do them anymore, although it doesnt always work. Its just so good. Good times.

[lagstronaut]

I haven't been on this board for like weeks and when I come back the first thread I ever started WELL over a year ago is bumped to the first page hahaha nostalgic

[Unknown American]

Dam! This thread made me hungry!

[Kokujin X]

lol, my muchies seem to make my stomach a bottomless pit. I don't usually feel like im hungry but I just keep eating... its rediculous sometimes.

One day I ate nothing but thoes safeway cookies, and bagles all day (cus there was nothin else to eat!). Then that night i got stoned and ate half a tub of ice cream, a fukload of watermelon, a grip of pastachios (a LOT) a couple granola bars, some fruit snacks, a fruit roll up, more cookies and another bagle, 2 apple toaster strudles (that I found after searching the freezer) some frozen potato skins from TGI fridays (old ass shit, dunno why I made them) a bag of lite butter popcorn (that was hidden) and finished it off with a plastic carton of blackberries with peanutbutter :D

but shit, its what ya gotta do when theres no real food :(

[Ifrit369]

I love cheese, bacon, beans and toast when I'm stoned.

Oh, and chocolate!

[silkyblue]

WOW!!! thats alot of food in the middle of the night!!

Id puke! that much food,

dont eat like that when ya turn 50 you'll end up in ER!

I snake on rice crackers they have choco now!

[yoursins]

I'll load up this huge plate of food thinking I'm so going to eat all of this, then I end up going to sleep with like half of it gone and wondering wtf I was thinking.

[kms brown]

lol i eat that much sober, but usually its a frozen dinner, a few bowls of cereal, a very large piece of bannana bread, some brownies, a plate full of fresh cookies, a bag of chips, and multiple glasses of milk. Ive made pancakes at 3 am sober and this was all before i started smoking, now i eat even more and i wake up the next morning covered in crumbs, burried in dirty dishes and the worst pain in my stomach. oh and i way 135 :D, id like to thank my parents for a great metabolism.

[c0ke]

it is 2:30 in the morning right now and I have on a plate next to me an entire chinese food cup of rice with a chineese food cup of corn mixed together underneath 2 extra large Chicken-cabobs, 2 extra large Beef-cabobs, and 2 extra large Pork-cabobs all in bite-sized portions next to a plate of 2 Krispy Kreame donuts, 6 home made cookies I just baked in the oven and 3 cans of Nestea. I intend to eat it all by 3am and most likely go back for more. I never eat this much at once ever except at like 2-3-4am in the morning while stoned out of my mind. anyone else eat monster ass fucking meals at really fucked up times?


ps no i'm not even fat

I know exactly where you are coming from man. My friends and I always go through the drive thru at either Mc Donalds or Burger King at about that time and buy a huge feed to cure the munchies before we hit the sack. It's great, we usually go eat it in a park along with some more bowls. Good times.

[dangles101]

the most i ate was probably a year ago

between 3 guys about 25 jack in the box tacos not including what i ate later. haha although i cant remeber what i ate later :D oh yeah :D

[Unknown American]

I love Jack in the Box tacos.

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