This girl i know....

[GHoSToKeR]

...thinks shes a witch! like, seriously.. shes always talking about her "powers" which include: premonitions (she claimed to have seen the two towers go down in her dreams before they did, etc), being able to summon dragons (though when people say 'go on, do it now!' she says that the time isnt right), and being able to be in two places at once (though she claims she cant do it at will)...

the funny thing is, shes not joking! she actually believes, or claims to believe, that she can do all these things.. she always goes on about how its 'so annoying that i cant meet any other witches or wizards anywhere!', and claiming to see into the future or when something good happens, she says the made it happen.. lol its so funny, because shes like those goths who paint their nails black and wear black tights so that they can hang out with the other goths who do the same, but in real life they listen to pop music... i mean, her msn nick is "Witch Online".. shes like, i dunno, a plastic witch, a wannabe.. lol anyone else know anyone like this?

[givemesomeweed]

nope lol

[Bro DZ]

well, kinda. My grandmother on the maternal side claims to be a white witch. Its not something she brags about, but everyone in the immediate family knows about. I don't believe in that kind of bull shit at all but hey, people do what they want and thats that. Magic and religion are in the same boat for me. I'm just not a believer :D

[Euphoric]

im like that..hook me up!

[Euphoric]

except i dont like pop music..gross..hardcore goth over here represeeent!! :D :D

[Euphoric]

aww oh well

[RESiNATE]

You should ask her if she washes, Ghost!

Like, 'cos in Wizard of Oz, water would melt a witch, ya know....

..and, does she have any flying monkeys, hooked on 'fat ones'?

Hey, maybe she cooks lard for the local yobs!
You should inform the police, have her burnt, or dunked in the river...
Lard's a killer!!

[wardrobe grower 78]

thankfully i dont know any1 like that,toker tell her she is a fruit cake with a fucked up imagination,make her an appointment with a shrink

[Imotep]

i just had a she-dragon porno fantasy.
she sounds hot.

[Button Basher]

Sounds like someones maturity froze at 6 !

[zarathustra]

It doesn't seem that odd, considering that my religion is based on a mixture of legends from The Dark Crystal and Tron. The users will save us one day, and they will destroy the Skeksis! Man, I need a life....

[Bro DZ]

Hahahahaha!!

twisted little freaks LoL you guys ever read about those supposed cult killings down in Los Angeles like 10 years ago? Turned out to be a pitbull that mauled two people to death but some freakin nuts claimed they summoned a demon to off their neighbors LoL

I think they got like 6 months of community service each for lying to the police, cause it was the neighbors own dog that killed em cause he was a viscious, inbred, unbalanced fighting pit. crazy people LoL

like Imotep :p

[Euphoric]

lard is made of people! people!!!

[Ammie]

i think she just needs a good mental hospital :D:D

[apsinthion]

Ghost if she ever offers you lard in any way shape or form don't hesitate to call the police!!!!!

I'v heard so many bad story's lately about witch's getting young men like yourself hopelessly hooked on lard/dripping and using them as slaves to they're own evil end's.

Be carefull!!!

[sawleaf]

Maybe she has some cool witch sexual powers! Why do witches always have lame powers. I want to meet a witch that can do some freaky shit in bed! I'll even let her wear her witch hat! :p

[apsinthion]

And why are witch's always so friggin ugly?

You'd think that with all the crazy thing's they mix up in they're cauldren they'd be able to knock up some shampoo and wart remover! :D

[Euphoric]

this link confronts the issue of unhygenic bitc..er..witches in a really straightforward way. a must read for any would be bi..er..witch fuc..er..ducker.

http://www.geocities.com/malevolent_shoe/

[Button Basher]

Is she good looking. I quite like the sexy witch appearance ;) !

[dog420]

Maybe she has some cool witch sexual powers! Why do witches always have lame powers. I want to meet a witch that can do some freaky shit in bed! I'll even let her wear her witch hat! :p
Lmao nice one sawleaf :D

Peace

[Bro DZ]

never take any red colored drinks from her
I've heard some nasty stuff from some enlisted peoples I know that are stationed in louisiana. Some kinda love potion made with monthly bloody discharges =o( thats a sickening thing to make someone ingest *barf*

[GHoSToKeR]

Dont eat lard??!?!? **pauses, inches away from takin another bite off his lard sandwich** why not!?!?!?!?

Oh, and, naw shes not hot.. well, she used to be, when i was younger i used to fancy her so bad, lol, but now shes tried to go all freaky and goth, and failed miserably, so she just looks like an idiot. i guess, underneath all those layers of black and dog excrement, theres still a hot girl somewhere waitin to get it... *sigh*

so, yeah, whats wrong with lard?......

[RESiNATE]

Cuh, haven't you seen the posters, dude - the lard ciggies?
Shit man, you were like, eating a lard sandwich :eek:

Maybe it's not too late for you......

...maybe....if I could just figure out the formula.....


..*snaps fingers*....

Ok, here's what ya gotta do, Ghost.
Take a tall glass and fill it half with warm water. Add a teaspoon of washing up liquid.
Stir well.
Leave to settle for a few moments, then add two teaspoons of salt.
Fill the glass to the top with warm water again, and down it in one.

It's the only way, dude.
The washing up liquid will separate the lard compound, and the salt will make you barf your ring up...cured.

Remember: Lard may contain traces of fat.

[smokey]

yea sounds to me like a straightjacket would do her some good oh n not forgettin being locked in a padded room being fed mind altering drugs for a good few years like 40

[Imotep]

god this chick just gets hotter and hotter.
padded room mmm...

[GHoSToKeR]

Take a tall glass and fill it half with warm water. Add a teaspoon of washing up liquid.
Stir well.
Leave to settle for a few moments, then add two teaspoons of salt.
Fill the glass to the top with warm water again, and down it in one.

ummmmmmmm thanks, but i think i'll take my chances with the lard, evil though it may be

remember that episode of 'Have I Got News For You' when one of the guests didnt show up, so they put a block of lard in his place? LOL ahhh those were the days, when TV wasnt shallow and repetative, but slightly shallow, and mostly repetative.. *sigh* i miss that

wahaha

[apsinthion]

Yeah I remember that one.

And tv was better back then even though it was mostly repeats of old comedy's

Good comedy's though. :D

[GHoSToKeR]

yeeeeaaaa!! Red Dwarf, Britass Empire, Men Behaving Badly, Blackadder!! the list goes on..

In the words of Blackadder, "Thats the worst idea since a giraffe put on a pair of dark sunglasses and tried to get into a 'Pola Bear Only' Night Club" :p

[apsinthion]

I'd rather spend all day in no mans land on a step ladder smoking endless cigerettes through a luminous balaclava. :D

[RESiNATE]

Yes, lol, it was supposed to be John Prescott, wasnt it? So they put a block of lard on the table lol...
I think JP was a little upset about it...but hey, so what! Bwhahahaha

I do like Have I Got News For You, and I've got the DVD thingy - which has the show that was presented by Boris Johnson (that guy is sooo funny - and acts like a complete stoner lmaoo), Bruce Forsythe (lol funny), and William Hague (which was surprisingly hilarious) - I well recommend buying it!

Just noticed your 'tag-line', Aspinthion lol...true true - poor Ghostoker, he sounds like he's hooked already:

thanks, but i think i'll take my chances with the lard
See how he deftly changes the subject into talking about telly?
Hmmm, I sense 'denial' creeping in

PS-how do I put an image up?

[apsinthion]

Click on post reply, type it' go down to manage attachments and you will see 5 little boxes next to the boxes you will see browse click browse and find the picture, click on the picture and then go down a little bit more and click on upload.

Bingo.

And yes Res you are so right about ghostoker. I think that when he grow's his wing's and finaly becomes a flying greese monkey he better fly into a tornado which will take him to the oz rehab center which is run by the by the good witch of the east. When there his wing's will be removed (to prevent escape) and all the munchcins will bring him lot's of weed to keep him calm during the terrrable withdrawl. And then when his detox is complete he will be given a nice pair of sparkaly red shoe's to return home in.

[RESiNATE]

Ah, thanks so much, Aspinthion...

hehehehe
that detox program sounds pretty cool! Munchkins bringing 'lots of weed to help with the withdrawl'...gravy!

Unless it's just switchblade propaganda!


This is where all the lard problems start people!!

[GHoSToKeR]

EMBRACE THE LARD!!!



MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :eek:

[apsinthion]

Okay here is a video of the people Res and I are trying to help It show's people smoking lard in cigg's and also the damage it doe's to hookah pipe's if you don't clean out the tube's properly.

http://www.fawley-hants.co.uk/Council/Council-News/2004/January-2004/Give-Up-Before-you-Clog-Up.html

[GHoSToKeR]

i dont think that video was tryin to get us to quiot smokin lard!! i think maybe you missed the point slightly lol

[RESiNATE]

lol Aspinthion

Yeah, gotta keep the hookah pipes clean, init

lol@GHoST waul!

[givemesomeweed]

i just met a girl at my school like that today. me and my friend asked her if she melted in water and she said no and looked really mad so i said be careful she might cast a spell on you then she got super mad so we stopped lol