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budsmoker
08-06-2006, 05:08 AM
what are some of your guys smoking pet peeves, for example i hate it when you are smoking a joint with somebody and they take 5-6 hits i always have 2 say puff puff pass motherfuckers, now that dosent bother me with a blunt as much cuz they burn slower and are bigger but i just cant stand it when people do it 2 joints

so what bout u guys?

insanity
08-06-2006, 05:31 AM
I don't like when people get the joint all soggy.
I hate when people can't figure out who to pass to in the middle of rotation.
I think the worst is when people spill bong water.

OreO
08-06-2006, 05:35 AM
i hate when you smoke someone out and they dont return the favor

delta9thc06
08-06-2006, 05:39 AM
I hate when people laugh uncontrollabley. Its fun in moderation but some people just do it to act like there stoned, thats what i hate about it.

slowmotion
08-06-2006, 05:43 AM
i hate it when you let someone take a hit and they just roast the whole bowl and they try to take the biggest hit possible and dont think about others and cornering it especially with bongs

HighAllTheTime420
08-06-2006, 05:45 AM
I hate when people hold the blunt and talk(for a long time) instead of hitting it or p[assing it. It's such a waste of weed. And then they get pissy with u when u tell them to pass it.

budsmoker
08-06-2006, 05:47 AM
I hate when people hold the blunt and talk(for a long time) instead of hitting it or p[assing it. It's such a waste of weed. And then they get pissy with u when u tell them to pass it.
omg that shit pisses me off so fukin bad especially when its my weed
either be smokin or passin

crudemood
08-06-2006, 05:47 AM
I hate when people hold the blunt and talk(for a long time) instead of hitting it or p[assing it. It's such a waste of weed. And then they get pissy with u when u tell them to pass it.
hating that especially
and when they soak the end with their lips and say it wasnt them
or when they burned your plastic bong with the butane lighter and claim it wasnt them
ad especially when they dont smoke you back.. that bugs me the most.

stinkyganja69
08-06-2006, 05:50 AM
definatly wen people spill the bong water it smells so fuckin bad or wen people get paranoid and keep askin u if some one is comin or if u jst heard that noise

JamesTurncoat
08-06-2006, 05:53 AM
I dislike when people have pet peeves.:p

Nah, but people just seriously need to chill.

Unless their hogging, sogging, bogarting or stopping the session too early...:D

I dislike it when people don't want to keep going because they're too baked.

.........Especially when it's my weed.:confused:

budsmoker
08-06-2006, 05:57 AM
:rasta:
I dislike when people have pet peeves.:p

Nah, but people just seriously need to chill.

Unless their hogging, sogging, bogarting or stopping the session too early...:D

I dislike it when people don't want to keep going because they're too baked.

.........Especially when it's my weed.:confused:
yeah because my friends know i dont do that 2 their weed ever so i expect them 2 treat my weed with the same respect

BigHyphyD
08-06-2006, 06:31 AM
I HATE it when people don't pass the lighter along with the pipe, and they keep onto it beacuse it's theirs.

JerryGarcia
08-06-2006, 07:37 AM
When your friends get high and keep asking you for money, that's kind of annoying. I mean, I'll buy you a water and maybe a little bag of chips or something, because I know it sucks to have cottonmouth and the munchies and shit but don't get all greedy.

greenetn05
08-06-2006, 08:33 AM
i hate when someone trys to skip me in the rotation or they don't pass it or get it all fuking wet or bogard it

P.E.N.G.U.I.N.
08-06-2006, 09:44 AM
I hate when people forget what the rotation is...or when you try and get a circle together so it's just pass to the left and people make some random arrangement anyway.

Guitarhooligan
08-06-2006, 11:09 AM
The only thing I can't stand is people who bogart a blunt. Fuck, I've got a friend who will take the blunt, take 3-4 hits, then just launch in to a long ass story while he takes random hits every few seconds. Shit makes me so mad.

Blunt420
08-06-2006, 02:10 PM
1. I hate when people always want to smoke with me, using my shit:mad:
2. I hate smoking with first-timers, They get all paraniod and shiyt, they start freakin out about getting caught by their parents:mad:

MFD
08-06-2006, 02:24 PM
Ive smoked with just about every type of smoker and Im fine with most of the stuff that people here say they hate. I get some cheap shit to burn with the story tellers and people that are generally more wastefull or arent likely to throw down any herb of their own. The thing that gets me is just when people get stressed out while smoking. Keep it relaxed and dont forget to have a good time. :rasta:

tendonut
08-06-2006, 05:29 PM
I hate people that sit theyre and tell a long winded stupid story with no point and not pass whatever it is were smoking. I hate people who wet lip joints.. I hate moochers that never throw down theyre own weed but are allways theyre to smoke mine.. I hate bitches that pinch off of me and dont think I notice because im not a noob anymore exspecially when i was going to smoke them up anyways for getting my weed and even walking with them theyre and made that clear. I hate people that fuck up the rotation and finally i hate paranoid people that freak out.

Edit: most of all I hate people that dont puff puff pass or take multiple hits Fuckin im going to stop smoking weed with all of these people soon theyre needs to be a place that teaches pot manners because im sick of this.. all of this should be common knowledge

Guywhodoesstuff
08-06-2006, 07:02 PM
I hate it when people tell u to stop smoking cause they think they can always preach to me i hate it when they dont give me sum of their personal stash after ive sharedd mine

rabbitslayer
08-06-2006, 07:23 PM
When I'm tryin to smoke out my friends and after a bowl I ask if they wanna keep smoking and they're like "maybe one or two more good hits" so I pack another bowl, I end up smoking most of it, and they give me the same "maybe one or two more good hits" deal. So I end up like 4 bowls later having smoked almost all of it because they are lightweights :rasta:

edit: come to think of it, it's actually not that bad, but it burns through my stash too quick cause I still smoke a lot by myself:stoned: :stoned: :stoned:

LiveHigh
08-06-2006, 07:42 PM
I have this friend that will start a story, and then he's say "Oh, i don't speak english very well, i can't finish it." Well he does this when we're sober to, but it ticks me off when we're smoking because when i get high i get really into stories.

Synthesizer Man
08-06-2006, 07:47 PM
Bumsucking pisses me off man. :mad:

huh
08-06-2006, 07:50 PM
-When people get blunts soggy
-When people ask for money claiming they'll pay you back the next day even though they wont
-When someone follows you around all night because they want to get smoked up for free the whole night (i dont mind helping a fellow stoner out by smoking them up a session, but they have to be there when i light the bowl, its more of a spur of the moment thing)
-and the thing i hate most, when people try to tell you weed is bad for you and you should quit, i tell those people to go fuck themselves and i tell them how weed is not bad for you

usedchemicals
08-06-2006, 09:35 PM
i hate when you smoke someone out and they dont return the favor

me too, most of my friends know proper etiquette though, and they'll either give me some money, or smoke me up later

Rhastus
08-06-2006, 09:54 PM
that one country remake of gin and juice pisses me off...
i was too stoned to move the first time i heard it and it creeped me the fuck out

but yeah otherwise most of the other stuff you guys said

Buddha Man
08-07-2006, 01:24 AM
when ppl roll a blunt up with you and they suck on it like a scholng or something. that shit is kinda nasty

Buddha Man
08-07-2006, 01:25 AM
there was a country remake of gin and juice. haha do you know who its by? i wonder if they say "smokin endo" in it too haha

ilovebecky
08-07-2006, 06:47 AM
I hate when people talk shit about my weed and try and tell me its bad and i dont know what good bud is and then they smoke it and get fucked and ask if they can buy some.

Ginnas
08-07-2006, 09:04 AM
I hate when people hold the blunt and talk(for a long time) instead of hitting it or p[assing it. It's such a waste of weed. And then they get pissy with u when u tell them to pass it.

When I rolled a joint I always say "puff puff pass, I don't wanna hear no stories while you're holding this joint guys"

Kryzco
08-07-2006, 09:50 AM
-bogarting
-people who act like fuckin dumbasses (LYKE OMGZZZ!!! I'M SO HIGH!! LOLZ)
-when u smoke people out and they don't return the favor
-people who bother you just because they know your stoned
-lippin the blunt
-people that fuck up the rotation

iNfamouzJ
08-07-2006, 03:16 PM
uhm... i dislike it when i go on a blunt ride and bake the car and someone rolls down the window without even asking if we're done bakin or if we're not even done smokin the blunt!

Nochowderforyou
08-07-2006, 03:21 PM
I have a few pet peeves.

-People who hold a joint, and have a whole conversation with someone, letting half the joint burn away. I have met people who couldn't wait to get that joint, and when it finally does come to them, they take a toke, then talk for 5 fucking minutes. Toke, pass, then talk.

-Stingy smokers. I can understand some people have hookups that are pricey or unreliable, or lack of funds, but if you ask for some hoots, I smoke you up with a nice joint and all you do in return is give me one small pipe rip of yours, or nothing at all, then I get pissed off and cut you out of the circle. Especially when I have only an 1/8, they have a 1/4, and they can't even match what everyone else puts it.

-"Baptizing" the joint. That means after rolling one, they lick and slobber over the entire joint. Soaking it with their spit then me smoking it. No thanks. I came to smoke weed, not lick the inside of your mouth out. :p

That's all really. Nothing major and they are just common curtiousy.

Delta9 UK
08-07-2006, 04:24 PM
We should start a Smokers Etiquette Union - all the n00bs could go there and further their "skillz" before embarrassing themselves later.

Delta9 UK
08-07-2006, 04:29 PM
I hate it when people freak out. Its only weed FFS and I know paranoia is freaky but it isn't like you are about to die.

I actually had a girl freak out once and accuse me of "spiking" the weed (like with coke or some crap) even though she watched me crumble it into the gravity bong and was with me at the pickup...

Some people freak out when they smoke decent weed - still bugs me though.

Love Street
08-07-2006, 04:50 PM
moochers(girls are notorious for this), wet lippers and people who act retarded and put on a show to make it look like there more fucked up then they really are.

yeah so basically my ex gf...she had this whole i never have to pay for drugs, alcohol or rides because i got a bf attitude, and she wasnt even that good at suckin dick

come on i work part-time at home hardware how much does she think i make

Big Calhoun
08-07-2006, 05:20 PM
Bong water...on my 400 count bedding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
People who come to smoke, then up and leave when it's cashed...leeches.
People who come to smoke, don't put in, then look at you funny when you go to smoke.
People who you let smoke but never offer.
The person that has to analyze why everyone smokes weed while steady denying their own issues.
Burnouts
People who use the words 'chronic', 'dank', and 'dro' to describe EVERY type of weed they've ever smoked.

tendonut
08-07-2006, 05:21 PM
"The person that has to analyze why everyone smokes weed while steady denying their own issues."


lol please explain the story where that originates from.

JDiz
08-07-2006, 05:26 PM
I dislike it when people don't want to keep going because they're too baked.


What? So you would rather have people keep smoking when they've had enough? I don't get it.

BongZoola
08-07-2006, 05:30 PM
People who talk down your weed and always talk up they'res even though they never hit you up.

Most of all

People who dont want to smoke when you do(lightweights).

lagstronaut
08-07-2006, 06:31 PM
People who dont want to smoke when you do(lightweights).



yeah I honestly wonder if a couple of my friends ever get high. Because one guy in particular is alot bigger than me and he started smoking before I did and still he takes 2-3 TINY hits and he starts sayin he's higher than everyone else.

NightProwler
08-07-2006, 06:56 PM
*When somebody blows into the bowl (losing the weed)
*when somebody takes a MASSIVE hit off of your bowl pack
*when somebody starts to talk on and on and laughes WAY too much and pretty much just overdoes the whole idea of being "high"
*when somebody asks you to smoke, when your the only one with weed. ( i mean yea, i'll smoke everybody up, but its just rude to ask somebody to please smoke their weed with you

crudemood
08-07-2006, 07:12 PM
I have a few pet peeves.

-People who hold a joint, and have a whole conversation with someone, letting half the joint burn away. I have met people who couldn't wait to get that joint, and when it finally does come to them, they take a toke, then talk for 5 fucking minutes. Toke, pass, then talk.

-Stingy smokers. I can understand some people have hookups that are pricey or unreliable, or lack of funds, but if you ask for some hoots, I smoke you up with a nice joint and all you do in return is give me one small pipe rip of yours, or nothing at all, then I get pissed off and cut you out of the circle. Especially when I have only an 1/8, they have a 1/4, and they can't even match what everyone else puts it.

-"Baptizing" the joint. That means after rolling one, they lick and slobber over the entire joint. Soaking it with their spit then me smoking it. No thanks. I came to smoke weed, not lick the inside of your mouth out. :p

That's all really. Nothing major and they are just common curtiousy.

yeah i hate that too, and ou cant interupt them to ask for the joint cuz there in the middle of the story. so many people are such moochers, ive never met one stoner whose offered me to smoke after i've offered to smoke them out and have somked them out. that really bothers me the most. weed isnt cheap mother fuckers. of course they'd know that because their sorry ass cant afford to buy their own and leech off me. :mad: why are people such assholes, i swear to god, the next peron i smoke out better have the common courtesy to offer me back or pay for food.
ive even had to ask these people can i smoke your weed, they've said yes but i stil have seen a dime of their stash. so fucking selfish.
fucking people piss me off! i just dont bother with these people anymore, which is most people ive smoked with.

and who ever said pass the joint and dont tell no story while blazing is a good idea, i think im going to do that next time. then if you interupt them in the middle you wont seem like a big asshole because you've already warned them before

Big Calhoun
08-07-2006, 08:10 PM
"The person that has to analyze why everyone smokes weed while steady denying their own issues."


lol please explain the story where that originates from.

Basically, if you smoke with me, we're chilling. If you got something on your chest you need to talk about or need some advice, I'm all ears. But I don't purposely look to 'mind fuck' people and dislike those that do.

For instance...you can be the worlds biggest slacker and no ambition in life. I'm not going to smoke you out and rag on you. We're going to smoke and chill. Maybe at another time, if I think I can help, I might say something.

Tha Joint Killah
08-08-2006, 05:33 PM
The worst possible thing is when your friends don`t understand proper pot smoking etiquette. Even if your the one with the stash, you know one day it`s not gonna be the case and you might be dry so you smoke up your friends as long as they smoke you back. It`s when people are always hanging around looking for free tokes and expecting you to pay all the time that I start to get pissy.

huh
08-08-2006, 05:51 PM
i forgot one.

i hate when people ask me if im high. yes im high, leave me alone.

Skrappie
08-08-2006, 08:02 PM
There is this girl I have been running around with, and she always talks about how good her green is, and when we toke, how i need to learn how to roll. When i finally got her to "teach me" the monster she produced was not smokeable. and she has yet to bring any herb over. This my friends makes me very upset.

Nochowderforyou
08-08-2006, 08:08 PM
yeah i hate that too, and ou cant interupt them to ask for the joint cuz there in the middle of the story. so many people are such moochers, ive never met one stoner whose offered me to smoke after i've offered to smoke them out and have somked them out. that really bothers me the most. weed isnt cheap mother fuckers. of course they'd know that because their sorry ass cant afford to buy their own and leech off me. :mad: why are people such assholes, i swear to god, the next peron i smoke out better have the common courtesy to offer me back or pay for food.
ive even had to ask these people can i smoke your weed, they've said yes but i stil have seen a dime of their stash. so fucking selfish.
fucking people piss me off! i just dont bother with these people anymore, which is most people ive smoked with.

and who ever said pass the joint and dont tell no story while blazing is a good idea, i think im going to do that next time. then if you interupt them in the middle you wont seem like a big asshole because you've already warned them before

Ha ha! That was funny. :thumbsup:

Calm down, it's only a discussion. :p

Big Calhoun
08-08-2006, 08:08 PM
There is this girl I have been running around with, and she always talks about how good her green is, and when we toke, how i need to learn how to roll. When i finally got her to "teach me" the monster she produced was not smokeable. and she has yet to bring any herb over. This my friends makes me very upset.

Ahhh yes, the Phantom Expert. Always good for a chuckle...skills no where to be found. Knew a kid like that in college, always ragged on my blunts. So we were in a cipher and I was rolling (no one else complained, mind you) and he started up. So I told him to roll. The damn thing had more rips and tears in it than the streets of L.A. after an earthquake. I learned the best way to deal with people like that is to let them embarass themselves.

Skrappie
08-08-2006, 08:20 PM
I'd blow her off, but i moved to a new town, and shes from my old one, drives down to see me and has always put. classes start Aug 17th:thumbsup:

Chronic.Tonic
08-08-2006, 08:23 PM
I hate people who call me aking me if I can get them some bud. Then after I go pick them up and take them to my dealers place to get his bud, he just wants to go home and not smoke with me at all. Also, when people just want to hang out with me just because I have bud. It's like what the fuck? Or when people call greens on the first bowl of your bud. This is my bud and I get greens first damnit!

Cas
08-08-2006, 08:27 PM
things that piss me off:
-when people will smoke a little but not enough to get high, that just wastes weed.
-when a person smokes half a joint by themselves before passing it, then when they get it back they bitch about how you let it run and bullshit etc.
-when the joint goes out, then the person sitting behind you in the car waits 10 minutes to ask for a lighter.
-smoking with my sister only because she gets really talky/annoying
-when friends just act really retarded.
-when my buddy wants to watch anime(zzzzz)

then end :stoned:

Cas
08-08-2006, 08:31 PM
yeah so basically my ex gf...she had this whole i never have to pay for drugs, alcohol or rides because i got a bf attitude, and she wasnt even that good at suckin dick



hahahah sig.

Reefer Rogue
08-08-2006, 09:19 PM
When random people ask to smoke my weed with no intention of returning the favour.

WANT2TRiP420
08-08-2006, 09:32 PM
my NUMBER 1 has to be fucking paranoid people...ya know the people who get really nervous like their guna get busted or something, and their constantly worrying about what time it is or when their parents are going to be home, those people ALWAYS ruin my high!

Nochowderforyou
08-08-2006, 09:57 PM
my NUMBER 1 has to be fucking paranoid people...ya know the people who get really nervous like their guna get busted or something, and their constantly worrying about what time it is or when their parents are going to be home, those people ALWAYS ruin my high!

Yeah, that too.

I met a girl like that once. I picked up a bag for this girly girl and we were riding back to my place to smoke one in her friends car, her friend driving. She made us smoke in my backyard because she was afraid someone she knew would see her. It's a city of 80,000 people! And it was dark outside! Good grief. Not only that, I live in a close, a dead end street.

BigBird
08-08-2006, 10:09 PM
-people that kill my buzz by being paranoid
-people that forget they have the weed
-people that say the bowl is done and dump it when its my weed and my packing(i dunno i just wanna see it)
-people that are stingy with their weed even tho u allways smoke them out
-people that come just to hang and make jokes about how high u are

im sure theres other shit but yea

420 FMX
08-08-2006, 10:19 PM
paranoid people is a major one, if they start to freak out, i usually then jsut play mind games with them so its fucks them up twice as bad so i can some kicks out of it..

People that smoke my stuff then when i ask when there gonna smoke me out they tell me they quit but whenever im near them they ask me if they can have some, i jsut say not until u smoke me out..

last one is, scabby fucks who always try to use u for weed there not like friends but they'll be heaps nice to u if they know u have weed...

ive learnt to just straight up tell these fuckers how i feel the result is good :) and now i only smoke with the good ones

Baz2137
08-08-2006, 10:56 PM
not being racist just a term,

1.Dont nigga lip the blunt/joint I HATE that
2.Dont sit on the blunt for 5-8 minutes and THEN pass to the wrong person...dumbass
3.Don't take my lighter when I let you use it to respark my blunt, and plus don't take it in general asshole
4.what was 4...OH if a blunt/joint is trailing fucking fix it!!!!!!(Biggest pet peve) I hate people who smoke blunts that just let it burn to one side and just dont do anything about it especially people who smoke them on a regualr basis
5. When your on a burn ride and you are smoking a blunt and people get paranoid when you next to a window and people might see you smoking....honestly how often do you people see people smoking in their cars around?

pixel
08-09-2006, 01:09 AM
now im not trying to say this sarcastically and directed towards all of u guys with pet peeves, i have a few of them too, but i hate it when someone in the circle has a million different rules for smoking and has to call them out while were lightin up, or just scold someone endlessly when they break one. it's one thing if someone fish lips the fuck out of a blunt and doesnt wipe it up a little bit or something, but if someone takes 3 hits off a blunt and passes it i'm not gonna yell at the kid and tell him "puff puff pass idiot". thats such a buzzkill.

now it's a different story if all that you have is a thin blunt, it's burnin fast, and someones taking drag after drag without passing. then i'll say something.

otherwise, i like to keep my circles really calm and cool. always makes the high better, and when there is plenty of weed to go around, why make a big deal out of 1 extra hit or not cornering the bowl?

ksizzle
08-09-2006, 07:09 AM
when you hike for half an hour into the woods to blaze up and then realize you left your lighter at home

JordaN23
08-09-2006, 12:21 PM
Blazing with sketch bags
Blazing with girls that think their hardcore
Blazing with idiots
Blazing with people who can't smoke as much as me
I can smoke a lot of weed...All my friends top out on me then I dont blaze anymore cause its boring doing it alone but I'm barely ripped.
Blazing with people all the time, then when they got chrons they dont wanna smoke it with you...I got a couple people im really tight with that are like that and they only smoke weed with me...its just fuckin gay.

LordSmaug
08-09-2006, 01:02 PM
I hate it when your friend is a smoking n00b and he coughs into the bong mid hit and sends a smoulering yet soggy nug flying towards your face and then at the same time get bong water all over your shirt and face.

Or when someone coughs into a bowl and catches your car on fire because you can't find where the cherry went and you don't have any bong water to put it out.

Skrappie
08-09-2006, 01:05 PM
when you hike for half an hour into the woods to blaze up and then realize you left your lighter at home
I think that tops the list.

JR77
08-09-2006, 01:24 PM
I hate when you roll a J too tight and you end up puffin and puffin and puffin and you get like one paper hit and it burned halfway down...

I hate when I spill my bong....I am always knocking it over!

My biggest pet peeve about weed is that it is not legal! Alcohol definitely creates more problems but it's legal! WTF !:smokin:

devlore
08-11-2006, 07:54 AM
lol i dont really car eima a pretty easy going guy eless i dont wanna smoke ne more weed but my friend does and its my weed

ghettoBlunt
08-11-2006, 01:55 PM
i hate:
1. sketch heads who starting freakin out
2. kids who you smoke up constantly and when they finally get a satchel, will only pack a bowl or two
3. people who are "too stoned" to smoke...
4. if its a couple people smoking, and the dude who does green hit just burns all the green...i like when its in sections, so everyone gets a little green hit. ya know, just burn half the bowl
5. i hate fiends! kids who are just like...ya got bud? bud? treees? ahhhh...shut the fuck up and just chill and smoke
6. i hate people who bitch about smoking and all these minor details, when we all just need to relax....

Vismund Cygnus
08-15-2006, 04:22 AM
i hate when cats take 2 hits off my bong when i packed it to the brim in the middle of a rotation...

who does that, really? its so fucking dumb.

i dont mind the paranoid people, you can't give them a hard time because we've all been there before.

yoyoman1020
08-15-2006, 04:49 AM
I have this friend that always puts his mouth halfway up the neck on my piece everytime he smokes and slobbers all over it. It's so gross and makes me not want to smoke anymore with him. But he's a friend, so whatever

ganjah
08-15-2006, 06:30 AM
haha yoyo the entire time ive been reading this thread i have been waiting to post that exact thing and of course the last person to post says it ;)

But reading this has evoked memories and i figure ill write it down because im bored. Well I have to friends that are like 18 or 19 and im 16 and when they were beginners which wasnt too long ago i smoked them up a few times but they never return the favor, not only by smoking me up but by giving me and a couple friends a 2 minute drive to get some food...well that one night that he refused to drive us the 4 of us decided oh well these kids are assholes so we just walked there but it was in the middle of the ghetto. So we were high and while we are walking there some white guy is following us and ends up going into rite aid with us but he was cool, never said anything to us i guess he was goin for the same reason. Then on the way back some black guy comes walking across the street and says his car just broke down and he needs money for gas so we all threw him a couple dollars but i only had like a 5 so i gave it to him and he hugged me...it was weird but memorable.
:rasta:

both of them are still lightweights and have yet to return the favor but they are still good guys. But def. i hate it when people like have to put their lips around the entire mouth peice, that grosses me out the most...its fucking sick

Inferius
08-15-2006, 06:57 AM
I hate it when someone won't SHUT THE FUCK UP about something. Like I want to stay inside and eat and not move much becuase it's basically a completely indica strain, and they want to go outside at 2 in the morning to go on a walk. So I tell them they can go, but they wont unless I come. And I don't want to.
And then they spend the next two hours talking about going outside, pleading, and i'm a nice guy who's also high so I tolerate it every time and then finally my high starts wearing off and the annoying bitch won't fucking stop and the usually locked-away rage starts building and I end up either yelling or locking myself in another room with my bong to get away from this person.
I also hate jackasses who have no respect for your property, privacy, or order. They'll end up doing stupid shit like tearing little bits of paper up and spitting them all over you and your desk for fun, they'll throw up somewhere and not clean it up, or they'll just leave all their food plates/glasses wherever and forget about them...

BigHyphyD
08-15-2006, 09:30 AM
Me and my friends have a rule, that when the blunt isn't on the roach, it's a 2 hit pass.


When it gets to roach, where it takes the extra 2.4543 seconds to hand someone the blunt, is when it is a 1 hit pass.

My friends will remind me that it's 1 hit, and then take 2 hits himself.

Hate it.

Pinching the sack is also lame, I only do it to the non-potheads that throw down on the sack, that don't even smoke that much, not to my home boys.

slowthestone
08-15-2006, 09:35 AM
The seed that makes its way into a bowl.

Yuuk! :cursing:

ozkid
08-15-2006, 09:54 AM
when you shout someone and all they want to do is go home or go to sleep

when someone doesnt empty a cone

when someone pretends their higher than they acually are

420everyday
08-16-2006, 03:24 PM
i hate it when im smoking with those people that have to let every fucking person know they are high n they cant just sit back n enjoy it.

dejayou30
08-16-2006, 03:30 PM
i hate it when people suck really hard on a bowl with a carb and build up a bunch of smoke but don't release the carb and then pass it and its full of stale wasted smoke. i also hate everythign else mentioned in the thread.

Steve420
08-17-2006, 04:29 AM
I hate it when the person who supplies the weed during that session acts like they're king and everyone owes them that day, esp. in my smoking circle, where everyone supplies weed an equal share of the time.

9bob
09-02-2006, 06:22 PM
when you hike for half an hour into the woods to blaze up and then realize you left your lighter at home

Hot damn, yes. I feel your pain.

Or, after getting out into the middle of nowhere, you suddenly find out you're not alone, which sets paranoid folks off, and you have to leave. Big-time buzzkill.

Or when someone wanders off with one you rolled. That's not cool, or groovy.

keepontruckin
09-02-2006, 06:35 PM
I have this friend that will start a story, and then he's say "Oh, i don't speak english very well, i can't finish it." Well he does this when we're sober to, but it ticks me off when we're smoking because when i get high i get really into stories.

Hahaha thats cute. :stoned:

S.L.D. 420
09-02-2006, 06:42 PM
i hate it when people suck really hard on a bowl with a carb and build up a bunch of smoke but don't release the carb and then pass it and its full of stale wasted smoke. i also hate everythign else mentioned in the thread.

I hate that so damn much. My friend sometimes does it, and it pisses me off. I also hate it when people don't put enough water in the bong, so you have to tilt it back like your drinking a pop.

Damon32
09-02-2006, 06:43 PM
3 people smokin and the asshole in the middle hits it everytime it's handed to him rather than passing it like he is supposed to and taking his turn when it's appropriate.

Muther fuckers who double hit and tell you their life story while holding the joint.

I always say to them: "you putting that joint thru college or you gonna pass the damn thing?"

Holla'

Professor Dan K.
09-02-2006, 06:45 PM
-People who tell their parents they'll be out with friends and when were all chillin in a car or at a house they have to call and "check in" and tell everyone to stop talking because they haev to call their parents.. i mean 1: your parents know your with friends and 2: its not like im gonna yell "yo pass that fucking joint so i can get more fucked up!!"

-when people drop the lids to gravity bongs in the bucket.... twice!

Kezmondo
09-02-2006, 06:52 PM
Recently i have started gettin pissed with ppl who dont come with their own lighter or who, whne you lend them yours to light there owl they dont return your lighter!

Also i dont like it when ppl you dont know how expereinced they are toke with you, and you ask if there fucked and wnat to stop but they just say there fine. so you keep tokin and the noob has whitied. thats pretty annoying. and when ppl get paranoia, yeh thats gay

Bivvla
09-02-2006, 10:12 PM
I hate it wen ppl are having a smoke at mine and sit talking depressing shit all the time.Fuck im bad enough on my own;) .
I also hate when people keep on at me for a toke of my spliff,i used to stay in a house where as soon as i got my skinz out they would start calling who was 2nd,3rd etc etc.

Cheers

Euphoric
09-02-2006, 10:18 PM
I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE PASS IT TO THE RIGHT. I MEAN, COME ON PEOPLE GET WITH THE PROGRAM

Nocturnal Stoner
09-02-2006, 11:15 PM
my pet peeve is i smoke the weed

paddyahern
09-02-2006, 11:54 PM
Recently i have started gettin pissed with ppl who dont come with their own lighter or who, whne you lend them yours to light there owl they dont return your lighter!

Also i dont like it when ppl you dont know how expereinced they are toke with you, and you ask if there fucked and wnat to stop but they just say there fine. so you keep tokin and the noob has whitied. thats pretty annoying. and when ppl get paranoia, yeh thats gay

Whiteying is what it's all about.

I'd call myself an experienced whitey, for about 30 seconds you feel it coming on, head to the toilet, sink or anywhere to boke. Quick throwing up, less than 10 seconds and then back for another rip from the bong.

There's no better feeling than you get than after a whitey.

It's all about the pain + pleasure.

Because after you whitey, your so fucking stoned. It's rollercoaster shit. Makes the high so much better.

Captain Hanks
09-03-2006, 12:04 AM
I don't really have any pet peeves when smoking with friends except when they take more rips out of whatever where smoking out of then me. I also get a little irritated when I smoke someone out and they don't return the favor the day im dry.

domromer
09-03-2006, 02:56 PM
I hate what happens after the joint is finsished, everytime I get high, people want to tell me all there fucking hopes and dreams, it's like just shut the fuck up and let me enjoy my high..shit watch, the movie, kick the hackey sack, anything just stop telling me how you are going to be a millionaire in 2 years or sove all the worlds problems. Don't ever smoke with someone who is a philosophy major, there is not enogh free weed in the world to have to put up with the shit they will spout.

bubblebrain8
09-03-2006, 04:56 PM
all these pet peeves are the reason why i like to smoke alone
just me and my imagenary friend

hahahaha

Pride
09-03-2006, 10:01 PM
I really hate it when this one kid i know passes you the blunt and he extends his arm to pass you it but right before your hands can even touch it, he brings it back to his mouth and takes another big fat hit or two.

Sometimes he'll do this a few times in a row.
Extends arm, you reach, he brings it back to his mouth, extends arm, you reach, he brings it back to his mouth PASS IT ALREADY YOU FUCK!
Doing that will waste a quarter of the whole blunt too.. Really annoying.

Helel Son Of Shahar
09-03-2006, 10:13 PM
I HATE Tailenders u know the type who pack the end of the joint, the part they smoke before passin it round so all u get is a fkin ciggy with hint'O'Green and then complain like hell when u roll with their weed "HEY i havent got THAT much"
:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: they should be punished and i also hate sleepingbags roll it just tight enough to keep the shit in the fkin thing a few bombers is cool it goes with the territory but when you set your self on fire thats another thing

discombobulated
09-03-2006, 10:40 PM
i just hate when people dont want to smoke another :rasta: wither it be blunt joint bowl whatever lol :stoned: :D

hammertime
09-04-2006, 06:02 AM
The worst is when people spill a whole pitcher full of dirty gravity bong water all over the carpet. Talk about a damn sick stench. Its happened 3 times to me all with rookies and i knew they were just stoned so i couldnt be pissed.

BongZoola
09-04-2006, 07:14 AM
When people leave the childproof safetys on they're bics, seriously its no good.

polartybear
09-04-2006, 09:06 AM
damn my pet peeve is when ppl spill the bong water spill the bowl or are just an ass when they get alot of weed after u smoke them up all the time

S.P.Q.R.
09-04-2006, 08:24 PM
I hate it when people;

Get the end of the joint/blunt wet..
Spill the bowl
Don't hit me back after I smoke them out (which is most of the time..)
When people sit there and talk about something while holding the joint
And this bugs me the most... when people don't clear the bong! I hate stale smoke.

yoyoman1020
09-04-2006, 11:53 PM
yeah the ol' soggy-lips suck. really big turn-off to have to wipe shit off my own pipe when it comes back to me.

Professor Dan K.
09-05-2006, 12:35 AM
When people leave the childproof safetys on they're bics, seriously its no good.

Hell yea man i hate that shit, ive actually been nice and taken it off for fellow stones before.

i think i might have set myself up though, i was with my relatives drinking once and i offered to take the strips of metal out for them. They only smoked cigs so they were wondering why i would have known to do that.

i was kinda speechless for a few seconds, then i just said its easier to light and they laid off the topic lol

zalami128
09-07-2006, 02:27 AM
Nothing worse than the asshole who sits in the passenger seat and blazes phat without waiting for the driver. Yes, I can blaze while driving, but not on a mainstreet as I pass cops and we don't even have a blunt/joint going (thus smoking is a two hand job), so please just chill out dog and wait for me to hit it.

The cocklicker who passes you the bowl when the weed's charred and cashed and says "you can finish that". What, you mean I can cash it out for you? Fuck you.

yoyoman1020
09-07-2006, 03:13 AM
"hey man wanna smoke your weed?"

god i hate that. if i wanted to smoke my weed, i would, and i might or might not invite you!

Evilpig
09-07-2006, 03:30 AM
i hate it when you let someone take a hit and they just roast the whole bowl and they try to take the biggest hit possible and dont think about others and cornering it especially with bongs

Dude this happened to me today... made me mad...

I also hate when people fuck up the rotation in a circle too.

couch-potato
09-07-2006, 04:17 AM
I guess it's time for me to rant, people who don't know smoker's etiquette are fine, especially when they are new, it's the ones who aren't willing to learn that piss me off.

Do not rag on my bud. I fucking kick out anybody that does this. The lowest-quality herb I get is Trainwreck, SO IT IS FUCKING FINE.

People that fuck up rotation. Pass to the left, people, it's simple.

Coughing is fine, it's the people that cough back into the bong that deserve to have a water hose shoved up their ass, then have the water turned on high.

People who claim to smoke all the time, but cannot grasp the concept of cornering when they get greens.

People who get anxiety attacks when they get high. Why the hell did you smoke in the first place? Dipshit.

Women who try to take advantage of me when I'm stoned (not in the good way) I've had a girl just straight up ask me for money so she could go shopping. What? Fuck off, gold digger.

People who think they are cool and blow smoke into somebody else's face. I'm all for smoke tricks, but that is just rude and makes you look like a dick.

Well that wasn't too bad, I haven't smoked in 2 weeks, trying to raise my tolerance... :(

BigHyphyD
09-07-2006, 04:36 AM
When people make out with the fucking swisher when they are rolling the blunts....


yuck.

Shrapnel
09-07-2006, 05:08 AM
When people don't inhale their smoke. I knew this kid that would always puff out his cheecks when he would smoke, and when we told him to inhale he'd just move his head back literally. If you are a beginner and don't know how to properly inhale, and you're willing to learn, then I might help you out, but if you deny it and yell at me for not knowing how to properly smoke then don't smoke with me anymore. It just wastes another hit that I can have. I also hate leeches, where you can't take out a sack or anything without it being jumped on especially when they have nothing to offer and don't appreciate shit.

napolitana869
09-07-2006, 03:24 PM
i dont like it when people get chapstick or lip gloss all over the pipe or bong or what ever youre smoking out of. i've almost always smoked with guys and they drilled it into me that its not ok to put that stuff on right before youre going to smoke. i also hate it when people just hold it and talk after their hit. its like come on now how hard is it to pass that shit.

cole
09-07-2006, 05:06 PM
I HATE it when people don't pass the lighter along with the pipe, and they keep onto it beacuse it's theirs.

i HATE when people dont have there own lighter cause i have to ask for mine back, you came to smoke, bring a lighter :twocents:


i hate when people ask how to smoke out of a pipe with a carb or a bong and pass it off as "its been a while" when in reality they have never used one

when people cough and then appoligise for it.

when people get the end of a joint wet

dont return the favor, ect ect my list goes on and on

herbollah
09-07-2006, 05:16 PM
i hate when my girlfriend rolls a joint. she uses one of those rolling mat things , and the joint ends up too tight. it's like trying to suck a golf ball through a straw. either that or one side of the joint burns faster than the other. god ,that makes me MAAAAADD

Zoosh
09-07-2006, 05:55 PM
I don't like when people get the joint all soggy.

haha yeah i hate that escpecially on blunts because its starts to get real nasty.
Other than that no peeves. I always share my weed with friends, i dont ask them to pay me back and i dont expect them too, if they do sweet.
Howver people hogging whatever we passing around is annoying.
I do enjoy smokin alone.

Bubbleman
09-07-2006, 06:01 PM
I hate when people break the smoking circle.
When people get the joint wet.
When people act like they smoke alot and dont inhale.
I hate when people take my lighters!
The list goes on, but im too tired to go on.

d00d989
09-07-2006, 07:07 PM
i hate it when you're driving around smoking with friends and everytime a pair of headlights comes into view they go "OMFG COP!!@#@!@!!"

BigHyphyD
09-07-2006, 07:11 PM
i HATE when people dont have there own lighter cause i have to ask for mine back, you came to smoke, bring a lighter :twocents:


i hate when people ask how to smoke out of a pipe with a carb or a bong and pass it off as "its been a while" when in reality they have never used one

when people cough and then appoligise for it.

when people get the end of a joint wet

dont return the favor, ect ect my list goes on and on

lol I don't carry a lighter. I don't know I just don't.

But if I do, I ALWAYS pass it no matter what, and I expect to have it back.

stinkyattic
09-07-2006, 07:18 PM
When someone says they have something to match, and when it's their turn they unroll the remains of a nasty stale roach into the bowl... no class.

Spilling bong water used to piss me off but now I've got plans to replace the living room carpet next month so I just think it's funny to watch how embarassed my friend gets who always spills the bong.

Professor Dan K.
09-07-2006, 11:05 PM
lol I don't carry a lighter. I don't know I just don't.

But if I do, I ALWAYS pass it no matter what, and I expect to have it back.

Theres a problem, at least in my experiences. Its like a pen or pencil you ask to borrow from someone, odds are if it were me borrowing i would pocket it out of habit becuase thats what i normally do with pencils.

ive had my lighter jacked several times. It pisses me off to no end because its always when were smokin so i forget to ask after were done.

thoughtwriter
07-25-2007, 11:33 AM
i really dont get annoyed about toking....
but one thing that kinda urks me is when i was younger and dudes would sell me this nasty weed cause "she doesnt know better".....which i prolly didnt then lol, but that doesnt make it right

TallCoolOne
07-25-2007, 01:00 PM
If we are indoors at a dorm, or apartment, I get pissed if people up and leave while were smoking so smoke can billow out into public.

NightProwler
07-25-2007, 02:46 PM
when im the only one with weed and someone asks to roll a joint and i let them and then they fuck it up ruining my papers. that shit really pisses me off

baisez le monde.
07-25-2007, 02:57 PM
When I smoke, I'm not really focusing on insignificant bullshit.. If you really can't handle it without getting pissed, smoke alone.

Reefer Rogue
07-25-2007, 03:24 PM
When people wanna go for a jog or work out after blazing. Wtf is that about? Chill...

My biggest pet peeve is baccy in joints which is why i smoke alone so much more then i do with friends. I hate when you're smoking a bowl and it gets clogged rite away coz of the damn plug nug, you spend the whole bowl trying to feel it go through so you can hit it properly. That annoys me. I hate getting ripped off with weights from dickhead dealer coz 'it's such good stuff' that doesn't change the fucking weight of it douchebag!!!!!!!1 This thread got me pissed off. I can't wait to go blaze with my boys later.

Fore20
07-25-2007, 03:25 PM
- when people get the joint soggy
- when the bowl is all ash and someone keeps trying to hit it
- when the joint/blunt gets soggy
- when people say I'm a pothead, addicted, obsessed, etc.

baisez le monde.
07-25-2007, 03:28 PM
- when people say I'm a pothead, addicted, obsessed, etc.

That is one thing I dislike. Smoking weed should not define you.

WidespreadJazz420
07-25-2007, 08:18 PM
when you get someone new to smoking and they blow the bowl, wow that is just nt a good thing, also the spilling or disrespect to a bong

Kalmah
07-25-2007, 08:47 PM
My only pet peeve when blazing, or should I say waiting/wanting to blaze is sitting in the basement waiting for the right time and my annoying ass parents keep comming down to do the laundry or clean or some shit, really pisses me off.

I don't smoke with people that piss me off so I don't worry about all the shit people are talking about. I can relate to all the stories though from like a year or two back when I would smoke with tons of beginners before I got kicked outta school. Now I only smoke with my cousin who aint no beginner so I don't have to worry about anything because we started blazing around the same time so he knows the etiquette as good if not better then me.

fauxsho
07-25-2007, 09:07 PM
when people come to your house and just totally eat your whole month supply of snacks, and you ask them to stop, but they continually keep getting shit.

Masta Mynd
07-25-2007, 09:46 PM
I hate when people hold the blunt and talk(for a long time) instead of hitting it or p[assing it. It's such a waste of weed. And then they get pissy with u when u tell them to pass it.

OMG! thank you.
my freind does that, it really gets to me.
ill pass the blunt and he will start telling a story just letting the blunt burn, and will talk forever, and then he gets mad if im like, "drew, pass the blunt". one time he let it go out... hahahaha

another one of my own little pet peeves is when the ash is long but most of it is orange, and then they ash it. in my head im just like "you know the orange stuff thats burning is weed right?"

funfubarman
07-25-2007, 10:49 PM
When people just do stupid things like letting a hot box out at Macdonald's when we pull up to pay and stuff like that

couch-potato
07-25-2007, 10:54 PM
Throwing a joint at somebody while in mid-session. What the fuck, hand it to me asshole.

YouAintKnow
07-26-2007, 12:46 AM
I hate when people wet the joint or when you smoke someone out and they don't return the favor, but instead constantly ask for weed.

Or people who always want weed...then cough like a bitch and want to quit early.

Turtlez
07-26-2007, 01:22 AM
~ I hate it when someone across from you takes a huge hit and coughs violently causing a huge gust of smoke and spit to fly into your face.
~ When people want money and never pay you back.
~ When friends steal weed thinking you don't know.

1chronic
07-26-2007, 03:30 AM
Yeah I agree with most of the usual pet peeves, joint/blunt wetting and not smoking me back up when I smoke them up. Most of my friends are pretty good tho, I just have a joint wetter in the group, but were trying to get her to stop.

420_24/7
07-26-2007, 04:23 AM
My friend is the worst stoner ever, he always gets the joints and shit wet, he never has weed so im always smokin him out, he never rolls the joints or packs the bowls, he always holds onto his lighter, and he like wacks me when we're high and it brings me down, but i still smoke with him all the time cuz all m other stoner friends can never hang out and i dont really care that much

EmericanStoner420
07-26-2007, 04:35 AM
one kid i know used to get me high and then tell em i owed him 10 bucks for it hahahahaha, like he though id pay him for it, i smoked him up, when i get somebody high i dont expect them to pay me for it and i especially wouldnt tell them they owed me money

a couple people i used to smoke at my house with would just get up and get whatever they wanted, food, drink etc, they didnt ask and then alot of times theyd even make somethin likie put frys in the deep fryer and just disrespectful shit like that


and when people fuck up the rotation, its not that hard to pass it in a circle

EmericanStoner420
07-26-2007, 04:37 AM
oh and the thing i hate the most i when your smokin with somebody and they laugh when takina hit and end up blowin the weed all over the place or if it was with a bong theyd get water all in the bowl piece and shit, i think that pisses me off the most

KayaKanadian
07-26-2007, 04:41 AM
I hate when people get the munchies and the pasties then eat with their mouth open. And your trying to watch tv and all you can hear is MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH SMACK MUNCH. You can tell it pisses me off. Also how people can be defined as a person for smoking weed even when people dont know the person.

stonerman07
07-26-2007, 04:44 AM
worste thing ever is when someone cant fucking chill. all the people i been smokin out lately fuck with everything. they fiddle with the remote or constantly touch stuff and keep saying stupid stuff. i just like to sit quiet and enjoy something, not listen to how high they say they are.
oh, and this one time i made a bong with a socket bowl, and this noob i was with used a plastic cap for his bowl and i told him it was bad and he bitched me out for being a know it all, then the next day he smoked through it and passed out from plastic inhalation and his mom found him with the bong.

stonerman07
07-26-2007, 04:46 AM
My friend is the worst stoner ever, he always gets the joints and shit wet, he never has weed so im always smokin him out, he never rolls the joints or packs the bowls, he always holds onto his lighter, and he like wacks me when we're high and it brings me down, but i still smoke with him all the time cuz all m other stoner friends can never hang out and i dont really care that much

i hate people like that. this one time we smoked a bowl and the kid i was with was throwing a medicine ball at my head. and the other kid hisses and pinches me. fucking freak assholes.

slipknotpsycho
07-26-2007, 04:47 AM
in big circles holding on to the joint..
telling long stories while holding a joint (if you got time to talk pass that fucknig shit)
stingy bastards
general idiots (those people who will not shut the fuck up for nothing, they get these 'momments of clarity' only they new to smoking or light weight so everything htey're saying is just compeltely retarded)

Jbuds88
07-26-2007, 04:55 AM
I hate it when after you smoke out a friend they return the favor but they are all bitchy about it and like throw it in your face that they are smoking you up when you did the same thing without being stingy.

I know that seems strange but it happens to me on more than one occasion

slipknotpsycho
07-26-2007, 05:22 AM
i HATE when people wet the end of the joint/blunt.....or someone decides their going to roll up and they suck at rolling

hey man, that's nothing really to be mad at... i mean if it's just like you and a friend chillin... how they ever gonna learn? i mean rolling when you HAVE to, and rolling practice j's is much diffrent believe me i know....

maybe it's just me but i give 'em their chance, if it sucks, oh well, i can just break it down and roll it again (again notice i said just you and a friend chillin lol... all this goes out the window when a whole circle is waiting for the next round)

as for wetting it... yeah, i forgot that... WIPE YOUR MOTHER FUCKING LIPS AND STOP STICKING HALF THE J IN YOUR MOUTH!

my god... it's not that hard... you know if you're one of those (Which i am) that salivate extra while smoking a j.... it's not that hard to wipe your damn lips after each hit!

but sticking half i tin your mouth gets me more then someone who just has extra spit...

fackfackfack
07-26-2007, 05:24 PM
i hate, absolutely hate, when theres a group of people, half stoned, half not, and the people that aren't are treating you like you're mentally challenged. "DUDE HE'S SO HIGH HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW... DUDE WHAT'S 1+1???? HAHAH HE'S FUCKING STUPID" to that, when blazed out of my mind I usually reply with something "..Your about as smart as my sisters pet hampster, you shithead." or something like that.

pissin me off.

Don Don
07-26-2007, 05:31 PM
I hate it when people steal my fucking lighters.Bastards. oh yeah and spilling bong water nasty shit:cursing:

yoda
07-26-2007, 05:37 PM
i HATE it when people will hold onto the bowl/blunt/joint and just talk. im thinking, hit the shit. i dont even listen to what they say half the time. i enjoy these conversations after we've smoked, and after we're high.

burnable
07-27-2007, 02:13 AM
I mostly don't like it when people refer to getting high as getting "fucked up" or "retarded" or anything that would indicate that it's a stupefying and oblivious experience. There's enough of society that looks at weed as just a way to escape reality by dumbing yourself down with a substance without actual stoners joining that mentality. If you're going to do a counter-culture activity you need to have a counter-culture attitude.

Along the same lines, don't come and blaze with several people with emotional baggage from home or whatever. I usually don't condone toking when your upset, but do it on your own unless you can at least contribute something positive to the group. If you want to be around people but are in a bad mood, its usually best to not toke but hang out soberly. If they're stoned, take advantage of the perspective of being the only sober one in the group

Also, there was a guy last september on this thread who said he hates in when people talk about their hopes and dreams after toking, then he cited examples like being a millionaire in two years and changing the world. It seems that the annoying hopes and dreams would be the unrealistic ones. I dont' like it when people rant about fantasies that they have no intention or capability of realizing. I do like talking about actual inevitable lofty plans, especially if the other person has some to discuss, too. But if a person didn't value those things, I wouldn't talk his ear off about it cuz sometimes people just want to clear their mind and be in the moment

BoilerUp
07-27-2007, 03:00 AM
That is one thing I dislike. Smoking weed should not define you.

Well what should define a person. Their clothes, money, family history?

Smoking weed is one of the only things that I feel comfortable saying does define me, because it breaks stereotypes and offers people truth.

defintion10
07-27-2007, 07:14 AM
when im smokin in my backyard and i look at my dog and she just kinda glares at me and walks away like shes disgusted...makes me feel bad for some odd reason....idk haha its just like the commercial with the talking dog...but if theres weed out there that good that makes you see your dogs talk...hit me up

LegalizeIt420
07-27-2007, 03:35 PM
Dude i hate when my ffriends are smoking my weed out of a pipe and Tell ME when to dump the ash my one friend will hit it once and dump all this green in the tray. PIsses me off!!!

Bluntmasterbabe
07-27-2007, 03:39 PM
So I'm all for a "passers fee" in certain cases, but when someone abuses that privilege by purposely sitting in the middle of the circle just so they can double toke it every go around, it urks me a little:)

Johnny McPotSmoker
07-28-2007, 05:26 AM
I hate when I'm the only one with weed and people pressure me into packing more bowls, especially if I don't owe them shit.

My friend is a klepto and kept telling me to pack bowls of my weed to smoke up 4 people, I eventually get high enough to stop caring but not before being called a "jewbie." While packing the fourth bowl, I pull the bowl and lighter (bic with a sweet case that cost $4) out of my pocket and he grabs the lighter... when the bowl is packed I ask for the light and he claims he doesn't have it, pretends to check his pockets, and still says he never took it.

That sucked... but don't worry karma's catchin' up to him ;)

darrouken
07-28-2007, 01:42 PM
I hate paranoia with newbies..
I hate that none of my friends blaze properly so I got to pay for everything. :(
And Bum suckings.

The Hippie
07-28-2007, 06:14 PM
I hate when people don't show my bong respect. Like man, this thing cost more then all our weed, and your pipes together. Take it easy when we hit it outside. And also people who say they rip bongs, then either ask me how to or get so baked on one hit like a first timer.

As for joints, I don't like it when people soggy up the whole thing from wet lipping it. I also hate when they let it canoe (burns more on one side) I also don't like when people hit the joint, then talk for ever, hit it again, THEN pass. Like hurry the fuck up.
~Bryan~

Teentoes
07-30-2007, 06:15 AM
Haha I must have done almost all these things as a noob. good thing I didn't know what I was doing wrong or I would have been shit-faced, lol.

rebgirl420
07-30-2007, 06:24 AM
I cant stand when people touch my weed without asking me. And if they try to pack my bong or bowl. Its crap.

vej33
07-30-2007, 07:26 AM
i pretty much don't like it when im in the mood for getting high but my dealer won't answer, or he goes out of town or something...

but as far as while-smoking goes, i'd have to say i don't don't DON'T like it when we're smoking out of my pipe w/ my weed and this shithead will puff the fuck out of it, like anihalate the bowl before they pass it...

MadSativa
07-30-2007, 08:05 AM
I cant stand when people touch my weed without asking me. And if they try to pack my bong or bowl. Its crap.

yeah I gotta friend like this I wooped his ass not for this but when the shit hit the fan I was think it.

PsychedelicsAndChron
07-30-2007, 08:55 AM
I hate it when people bring along a friend, or bitch, without saying before hand when they're both mooching in the first place. 2 g. blunt alone, great. 2 g. blunt with friend, good. 2 g. blunt with friend and his bitch, shitty.
I hate people wet lippin the shit and people who seem to close the blunt or joint by squeezing too hard with their lips so the shit flattens out.
People who conversate with something thats already lit
People over hitting it
Taking too big of a hit, I dont care if they replace it but if they just smoke the whole thing fast and end it then fuck em. Next one is a personal
I especially hate smoking with people who are always scared. I can walk down the street or through a park w/ my crew and I'll light a(bowl, bong, blunt, joint, superblunt, whatever) and pass it, next friend will do the same. Then someone gets it and is afraid, wants to hide behind trees or something to hit it. Think, if someone sees kids going in and out of the woods it looks a lot shadier then if you hit it in the open fearless. Looks like your being innocent.
People who keep hitting something that is running badly, ruining the blunt/joint
People who never clean their glass, or who use mine and leave water in 'em so they smell worse and worse every time
People who try and match less. If I pack a full bowl, you pack a full bowl, dont try and pack a pussy and get away with it. Or if I throw down 1 g. for a blunt down throw down .5g.
People trying to match me with their weed when they know mine's 100x better, 1 g. of Super Silver Haze, or whatever kill you got, is not equal to 1 g. of triple A's. I would rather have 1 G. of kill then 1/8+ of non kill

The thing I hate most though:
People who have shitty weed, schwag, beasters, triple A's, and thinking its good. Just because its got crystals it doesnt mean it's great. They're fucked up and I'm trying to determine if I even feel anything.

Zohar
08-01-2007, 11:34 PM
I hate it when people bring along a friend, or bitch, without saying before hand when they're both mooching in the first place. 2 g. blunt alone, great. 2 g. blunt with friend, good. 2 g. blunt with friend and his bitch, shitty.
I hate people wet lippin the shit and people who seem to close the blunt or joint by squeezing too hard with their lips so the shit flattens out.
People who conversate with something thats already lit
People over hitting it
Taking too big of a hit, I dont care if they replace it but if they just smoke the whole thing fast and end it then fuck em. Next one is a personal
I especially hate smoking with people who are always scared. I can walk down the street or through a park w/ my crew and I'll light a(bowl, bong, blunt, joint, superblunt, whatever) and pass it, next friend will do the same. Then someone gets it and is afraid, wants to hide behind trees or something to hit it. Think, if someone sees kids going in and out of the woods it looks a lot shadier then if you hit it in the open fearless. Looks like your being innocent.
People who keep hitting something that is running badly, ruining the blunt/joint
People who never clean their glass, or who use mine and leave water in 'em so they smell worse and worse every time
People who try and match less. If I pack a full bowl, you pack a full bowl, dont try and pack a pussy and get away with it. Or if I throw down 1 g. for a blunt down throw down .5g.
People trying to match me with their weed when they know mine's 100x better, 1 g. of Super Silver Haze, or whatever kill you got, is not equal to 1 g. of triple A's. I would rather have 1 G. of kill then 1/8+ of non kill

The thing I hate most though:
People who have shitty weed, schwag, beasters, triple A's, and thinking its good. Just because its got crystals it doesnt mean it's great. They're fucked up and I'm trying to determine if I even feel anything.

No offense intended, but I don't know if I'd want to smoke with you. It seems you have a laundry list of possibly smoking violations that are just loony..I guess lighten up unless you were just venting =)

Thepossumdance
08-01-2007, 11:41 PM
hmmm lets see i kinda hate people who fucking drop the stem to my new bong that i bought like 2 days ago and fucking shatter it

THATS RIGHT LUCAS U MOTHER FUCKER IM COMIN AFTER U

lol this was my 420th post lol woops

B.C.bud
08-02-2007, 12:37 AM
I hate it when people rook out on bong hoots and cough into the bong and blow water every where
and when people N**ger lip joints phillies etc

ScaryMissMary
08-02-2007, 04:53 AM
I hate it when people kill a bowl with one puff and not offer to use some of their weed to pack it again.

Oh and and when people nick your brand new lighter.. that sucks too.

connector_robot
08-02-2007, 06:00 AM
It fucking pisses me of when people know that you're high, then start messing with you and teasing you, and treating you like you're retarded. It's like, "I'm just high, I didn't change into some retarted monkey. Fuck off."

Or when someone knows you're high, and there are parents or people that wouldn't approve of smoking weed around, so they hint at the fact you're high like, "So, you pretty hungry tonight? Huh? Huh? *wink wink*", or "Wow, your eyes are pretty red. I wonder why that is??" I can't tell you how much that pisses me off. Holy shit. Now I'm pissed off.

Nebraskan
08-06-2007, 02:11 AM
I have have never had to deal with someone messing up the rotation but man...that shit would piss me off. I mean its just a fucking circle. How can you fuck that up?? I had never even heard of someone messing up the rotation till reading this thread.

And i hate the people who bitch at you for smoking when your at a party drinking. I mean drinking is cool man but your being a fucking hypocrite to tell me i need to quit smoking. Alcohol is way worse than Mary Jane.

fancy boots
08-06-2007, 08:14 AM
A few not so common ones.

1. Volcanoing - Ok, you have to cough that's fine, but don't cough down the barrel of the bong and scatter the weed. -.-

2. People who constantly touch me. I have a friend who will literally say "DUDE, are you high?" And touch my arm about a thousand times over.

rocktheganj
08-06-2007, 08:30 AM
i hate when people dont clear the bong and just hit it like a pipe, or when they get the joint all wet, or when they tell stories or when they get paranoid and trip over EVERYTHING. or when everyone gets in an argument and they wont shut up, or when someones doing something dumb, like laying on the floor in the living room pulling themselves with their feet into the kitchen to get nachos, and you ask them to please not be retarded when your dad is home, and they continue to do it, just cause they're stoned stubborn tards.

420_24/7
08-06-2007, 08:41 AM
my friend that im always smokin out cuz hes got nothin and i usually do, well i lost my job so now hes gonna pay me back for some of the shit of mine hes smoked. woo

mikeo14
08-06-2007, 09:48 AM
What I hate is if someone does break a rule why does nobody say anything and keep this underlying anger to tell other people about later?

I'm happiest when I smoke by myself just like the other guy on this thread said; or when I do smoke with someone it's best to roll a joint for each one of us.

CollegeToke
08-06-2007, 07:21 PM
I'm in college so there are plenty of people looking to show up just in time to jump in rotation. I am pretty generous guy. If there is quality versus quantity I usually get both so I can have different sessions. I love smoking with people who have never smoked before or I have never smoked with. It's like exploring a new side to people. The one thing that gts me though are people who will act like they know everything about something when they really don't. I, in no way, try to act like I am a cannabis super god or anything. If you smoking with me and I am pretty stoned (after an econ test or a german test) and I just want to unwind it irks me when someone I just smoked out won't quit telling stories when I am obviously not interested or they keep hinting that they could be higher. I dunno, I just like to relax and people that inhibit that are the ones that get under my skin a bit. If people mooch...stop giving them weed, if they get it soggy, teach them right technique and rip off the wet part, if they won't shut the fuck up while I am just watching t.v....that's the one that gets me.

chronicbrat
08-06-2007, 07:33 PM
I hate it when people do that so I also like blazin with other chronic's that know how to puff puff pass! Don't bogart that joint my friend!! Cheers!:smokin:

sttomassmoker
08-06-2007, 07:35 PM
People who just won't shut the fuck up, talk like they are experts on life. I am trying to fucking watch cops, not hear about how you think these people got into that situation.

sLiMBLaZeDD420
08-06-2007, 07:57 PM
When your friends get high and keep asking you for money, that's kind of annoying. I mean, I'll buy you a water and maybe a little bag of chips or something, because I know it sucks to have cottonmouth and the munchies and shit but don't get all greedy.

Lol. :thumbsup:

TallCoolOne
08-06-2007, 08:47 PM
People who take 2 hits on their turn, people who talk instead of toking and let the bowl burn. Annoying people say they only smoke good weed, and proclaim themselves as a weed connoisseur, when in fact they smoke seldomly. Annoying people who dont know how to express their high (screaming out loud how high they are etc.). People who complain about the quality or amount of weed when in fact they didn't contribute at all. People who dont return the favor of smoking out ever. People who get up and leave in a smoking circle, releasing pot fumes into the public air. Street dealers. People who flash their peices and stuff in public like theyre hot shit. My girlfriends big tits...they distract me and i burn my thumb....damn her.