I'm bored

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I am bored as fuck.

bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored.

as fuck, aswell.

B O R E D

I'm gonna skin up....

skinup
punkis
skupin
pnusik
pinksu

Ah, bonjour, Jean-Paul, comment allez vous?
Oui, ca va. Regardez mon voiture! C'est la voiture du poisson!
Q'est a choise le poisson?
Je nes comprhende pas! Je suis le 'stoner'!

[Euphoric]

happy birthday!

[apsinthion]

www.bored.com
www.boredashell.com
www.boredasfuck.com isn't finished yet

I'm so fuckin bored.

[Euphoric]

this message is brought to you by the letter...3

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The world's gone mad
Gnomes draw the old

Gnomes are freaky.

antidisestablishmentarianism

?

jbrrfrhfro3hrfoiurhg3yh031894uhyf3u3oiu4qh/;4oihoiuh4go34

...and the darkness folded in on me, like a sickly black icor - and I embraced its chill touch, resolute within my own fear......

just wanna scream....sssccccrrrreeeeeeeeeeaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmm


no, that hurts my throat lol

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I'm bored, but can't be bothered to do anything

I can't even be bothered to uncross my legs, so that blood can get to my feet...they are starting to tingle...


one of my legs has no feeling in it...

..I think I will try to walk lol...I will look like somekind of waddling freak lmfaooo

either that, or I'll fall over!

Well....here goes...

[Euphoric]

dont worry about it reinstate man. wheelchairs are becoming the constantly more affordable and fun alternative to walking!

http://www.1800wheelchair.com/asp/view-category-subcats.asp?category_id=297&Source=GOOG&keyword=wheelchairs

[apsinthion]

Because I'm six and a half foot tall I have no choice but to sit sideways with my left leg crossed and type one handed.

[Euphoric]

TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!

[apsinthion]

I said tall not long!!!!!!!!

Ha ha ha hahaaaaaaah

[apsinthion]

and no I'm not having a wank!!!!!!!!

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ouch

I fell over lol
It was funny though.

It reminds me of the time that my youngest son (he's 4yrs) had his first 'dead-leg'...hahaha how funny was that!
Of course, he had never had one before, and so didn't know what to expect...hehehe..bless him...he was like, "Dad...lol...I can't work my leg...lol"

FAF

Yeeeeesssss.....wheelchairs are the way to go, I think. Ooooh...no more walking...cool.
But what about stairs dude, and, it would take, like, forever to get anywhere...

Unles you tweaked the motor!...Now, THERE's an idea!!!

Turbo-Trolley!!

Watch in amazement, as the old folk whizz past you at high speed. See how all the loose skin is pushed back by the G-force lol
And if they stopped suddenly, their skin would shoot forward, then come back and slap them in the face mwhahahaha

And if they went fast enough, their skin would peel completely from their faces :eek:
lol...and their skin would hang against their backs, like a hood...lol
They could pull it back over their heads if it rains though...

lol

[Euphoric]

we're not judging you aps. however i am going to take this time to suggest consueling...do it for the children :(

[Euphoric]

roflmao thats some great ideas about the speeding undead reinstate. reap the twisted fruits of being bored

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lol@Aspinthion

I know what you mean...I am 6' 4", and have to do the same lmao
I look like some contorted, contortionist, sat here...crossing the legs is a necessary evil

...either that, or I'd have to build aa custom desk...like, half way up the wall, with a tall chair...
bah@average sized folk...lol

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Yep, fun with old folk...it's gotta be done.

Always talk to old folk as if YOU are deaf lol
And if an old person messes up your day, ie, they want to pay for their shopping with mag vouchers, or string, and all you want is half ounce of baccy, just mutter under your breath "Cuh, the older generation :rolleyes:...they just don't know they were born!"

lol

Personally, I can't wait til I'm old enough to go to the barbers and ask for a purple rinse!

And buy hairnets.

And suck my food.

[apsinthion]

Yeh damn them! They'll never know what it's like to walk into a door frame gah!

And euphoric I'v taken your advice and have seen a big shrink lol.

[apsinthion]

And win 1000's on lottery scratch cards.

And block up the ilse's at asda.

[Euphoric]

lol talk to the old people like you're deaf. thats a funny one. my only hope is that they don't attempt to destroy me with their superior muscleage as i have spent one too many days typing about wheelchairs online while they were fighting WW1 eating nazis :(

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And watch 'Highway', with that 'lovely Harry Secombe, oh yes dear...what?"

lol

IT'S JOKE TIME!!!! YAY!!!

Three old ladies, sat on a park bench:
Lady#1: "Oooh, isn't it windy today!"
Lady#2: "No dear, I think it's thursday."
Lady#3: "Yes, so am I...let's get a nice cup of tea, eh?"

lol

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"We used to live in a hole in the road. We had to wake up, half an hour before we went to bed. Lick road clean wi' us tongues. Had a cup of cold gravel in the morning for breakfast. Work 38hrs a day down t' pit. Pay foreman for the priveledge. And when we got home, our parents used to stab us to death, and dance on our graves - singing 'hallejula!'. And you try to tell kids today, they won't believe you!"

lol

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Aye, that was luxury!

[apsinthion]

Hahaha I remember that sketch!

The streets are being terroised by gang's of old ladies. :D

[Euphoric]

here you go

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No one would have believed, in the last years of the nineteenth century, that human affairs were being watched from the timeless worlds of space. No one could have dreamed that we were being scutinised as creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water. Few men even considered the possiblity of life on other planets, and yet, minds immeasurably superior to ours, regarded this Earth with envious eyes - and slowly, and surely, they drew their plans against us.

[Euphoric]

HG Wells

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lol@your pic Euphoric

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Indeed

Weeeeeeee're off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Oz. We hear he is a whizz of a wiz, if ever a wiz there was. The Wizard of Oz, is one because..... I can't remember...

Why was the Wirard of Oz a whizz of a wiz?

[apsinthion]

here you go

Looks like your next Euphoric quick stuff some of that weed in the disgruntled old beasts mouth!!!!!

[Euphoric]

bladder problems. he was actually very embarassed by that song the citizens sang. it resulted in his grizzly suicide days after dorothy returned to kansas. sad, really. the moral of the story..brush your teeth!

[apsinthion]

Indeed

Weeeeeeee're off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Oz. We hear he is a whizz of a wiz, if ever a wiz there was. The Wizard of Oz, is one because..... I can't remember...

Why was the Wirard of Oz a whizz of a wiz?

because because becausessssss because of the wonderfull thing's he does la la la la la la la.

The wizard of oz was a wizz with whizz

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lmfaooo.. Ihad to read that a few times, Euphoric... I thought that you had posted in the wrong forum, for a minute!

But it's ok now, I get where yuou're coming from..duh! init lol

Yes, brush yer teeth, cos you never know - you might get run over by a bus!

[Euphoric]

ok.

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Ahh yes, it was because!

Hmm...seems like there is an opportunity to defend myself with my kids, when I say "..because" to their awkward questions... I could use it as a case defense.

And, yup - I guess he'd have to be on whizz.
I mean, a horse of a different colour? How would you know which horse was yours?
"Yes, mine's the red one...no, red....well, it was red when I brought it in here!...what do you mean, you 'don'y know how it happened'....when I bring my red fucking horse in here, I do not expect to collect a blue one!......right, I want your insurance details!"

[Euphoric]

hahahahahaha

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And, did the Wicked Witch of the East ever wash?

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And flying monkeys!!

They used to be children, but they got hooked on Lard, and became flying grease monkeys

[apsinthion]

NO legs NO joint I can't even get stoned or run away when the happy old person starts splashing me with TCP and showering me with worthers original's

[Euphoric]

i dont think wicked witches wash. hence the wickedness. now you see the value of a good education!

[apsinthion]

What did you think the witch was cooking in the cauldren LARD!!

And because it was alway full of lard she never had anything to wash her clothes in...

[Euphoric]

NO legs NO joint I can't even get stoned or run away when the happy old person starts splashing me with TCP and showering me with worthers original's
hahahaha you can crawl into the weed farm, obviously. once there you can probably stop the massive bleeding by stuffing a bunch of weed into the wounds. there is hope!
goodnite guys i am going to sleep now! dont fly any kites without me :confused:

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"Well, Toto, I guess we're not in Kansas anymore", said Dorothy.
"Aint you the fuckin' brain-box," barked Toto.

"And look at all these people who dress up like that guy on 'Jackass'!"

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Nighty night euphoric! ;)

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That was an umpalumpa wrong film mate

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Oh yeah...lol..you're right duh!

lol

"We represent the Lolipop guild, the lolipop guild,
and as members of the lolipop guild, we'd like to welcome you to Munchin Land."

The Oompalumpas were dark and nasty creatures...

[Ammie]

row row row ur boat gentally down the stream :D:D

[GHoSToKeR]

LIKE THE OOMPA, LUMPA, DOOMPADEE DO!!!

shnosberry? who ever heard of a shnosberry?

:confused:

'I see', said the blind man.. who was blindfolded.. in a room.. with no windows... and his eyes shut.. with sunglasses on.. which were painted black.. and made of wood.. in a room painted black.. underground... in the sea... riding backwards on a horse.. a blind horse.. a blind horse with his eyes shut... and the light turned off

:confused:

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Square sweets, that look round...

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There is a prog on telly at the mo...they bitchin up Victoria Beckham...sheesh, people got nothingbetter to do than bitch about other people!

Geez, she aint hurting no one, leave the poor cow alone, init.

So what if she wants major plastic surgery...I'd prolly have it too, if I couild afford it.

But I would've had bigger tits mwhahahahaha

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ya res, im watchin that at the moment too.. fuck knows why, its so shallow and meaningless, but to some people this kinda stuff is like their whole life.. i mean, they were sayin how at one point victoria beckham was an A++ List celebraty.. A++ List? who even decides whos A list, A+ list, etc ? lol someone probably gets paid to decide which List each celebraty is in.. or maybe theres this magic hat, and celebraties have to put it on when they first become famous, and it reads their mind and sorts them into A list, B list, Hufflepuff or Slytherin

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I think that the 'A' refers to the amount of ass-licking that person has done

lol

Man, she licked a whole lot of asses!

[GHoSToKeR]

+lol+ @ this thread.... Wow....