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MaryJaneScott
08-05-2006, 04:53 PM
Oh my...

Hundreds expected to come to Masturbate-a-thon

LONDON (Reuters) - Hundreds of Britons are being urged to attend what is being branded as Europe's first "Masturbate-a-thon", a leading reproductive healthcare charity said on Friday.

Marie Stopes International, which is hosting the event with HIV/ AIDS charity the Terrence Higgins Trust, said it expected up to 200 people to attend the sponsored masturbation session in Clerkenwell, central London, on Saturday.

"It is a bit of a publicity stunt but we hope it will raise awareness," a Marie Stopes spokeswoman told Reuters.

"We want to get people talking about safer sex, masturbation and to lift taboos."

Participants, who have to be over 18, can bring any aids they need and can take part in four different rooms -- a comfort area, a mixed area, along with men and women only areas.

However, the rules on the event's Web site states there can be no touching of other participants nor are people allowed to fake orgasms.

"The amount you raise will be determined by how many minutes you masturbate and/or how many orgasms you achieve," the Web site said.

The Marie Stopes spokeswoman said local religious groups had been initially outraged, but after people had heard what the event was about, most had approved it.

Police had also given it their approval.

Similar events have been staged in San Francisco for the last six years raising $25,000 (13,000 pounds) for women's health initiatives and HIV prevention. If successful, Marie Stopes said it could take place elsewhere in mainland Europe next year.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060804/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_masturbate_2

yoda
08-05-2006, 05:16 PM
the best part....

However, the rules on the event's Web site states there can be no touching of other participants nor are people allowed to fake orgasms.

chisme
08-05-2006, 05:35 PM
lmao i dont think im too keen on goin into a room and bashing one out for charity.

Captain Hanks
08-05-2006, 05:42 PM
if you did it baked youd win

yoda
08-05-2006, 05:51 PM
anybody else get the pun? hundreds expected to 'come'.....

yoda
08-05-2006, 08:26 PM
are you honestly telling me we cant get more jokes from this? we need friendowl here....

orangeman
08-05-2006, 08:36 PM
Ummm...that festival is fuckin perverted.

cannabis campbell
08-05-2006, 08:41 PM
wtf!

ilovebecky
08-06-2006, 02:29 AM
I'd take part in that.

shoi
08-06-2006, 05:31 AM
i prefer the safety and comfort of my own home

shoi
08-07-2006, 02:40 AM
Afraid of getting shot at, Shoi?


lol it could happen


can u get AIDS thro osmosus (sp)?

Parallel Universe123
08-07-2006, 03:10 AM
Afraid of getting shot at, Shoi?

shot at! itd be a fuckin war zone youd b dodging them left and right

Buddha Man
08-07-2006, 03:39 AM
can you at least WATCH the females crank one out. cuz if you could watch them i would definitely be there

Buddha Man
08-07-2006, 03:40 AM
i feel bad for the clean up guys at that event

Euphoric
08-07-2006, 05:43 PM
Cool. they should make it an international holiday.

MistaPoleeseMan
08-08-2006, 08:24 AM
You gonna really need some flip flops. Im accurate with my shit. A sharpshooter of sorts. A room aint safe for a bitch if Im in that mufuka. I can impregnate bitches by lookin at em. I aint lyin.

slowthestone
08-08-2006, 10:55 AM
That's my foot you're standing on...would you mind getting off?

beachguy in thongs
08-08-2006, 04:29 PM
Sorry. I've been practicing for this ever since Aug-05-2006, 12:53.

IanCurtisWishlist
08-08-2006, 11:18 PM
this should be declared a holiday by the federal government, to be observed in the american public school system. students should be excused for the day so they can masturbate with their fellow peers. after that, they will be treated to an afternoon pizza party with refreshments, and a rally!!!!!! :D

slowthestone
08-08-2006, 11:58 PM
Lets all come together at the whack-a-thon.

LordSmaug
08-09-2006, 05:54 AM
lol it could happen


can u get AIDS thro osmosus (sp)?

AIDS Through osmosis, Shoi Aishiteru.

irishAFRICAN
08-09-2006, 09:35 AM
I'd just beat you all anywayz....I aint lying....

BabyFacedAbortion
08-09-2006, 11:17 AM
Oh JC on a cracker.

Why are the religious groups always so fucking angry at everyone?

Everytime you masturbate, Jesus kills a kitten.
It's true!


anyway, this is bizarre; I'd totally be touching people around me, just for kicks.