shenanigan
08-04-2006, 01:26 AM
Long story short.. I had to find a new job. I stopped smoking for about 45 days. I got an offer and accepted it. They told me no drug test. I was like 'woo hoo!' and smoked out in celebration for about three days straight. Suddenly, after several days of partying, another company ( Fortune 500 company everybody who is reading this knows of) I had interviewed with a MONTH earlier called.. and made me a job offer.. contingent on passing a drug test... the next day! I wanted this new job WAY more and it paid about 60% more!
Miraculously, I passed the urinalysis yesterday and got the job. I pretty much did what everyone on this board says to do and I wanted to share my experience. Here's what I did the ay of the test.. which was the next day after they told me (I even smoked the night before my test!)
Woke up, exercised hard (as always). Had a protein shake, multi vitamin and glass of 100% fruit juice. Drank a modest amount of water. Dicked around for most of the day. Had a sandwich and some chips and a glass of Coke for lunch. At about 2pm I got serious and started downing copious amounts of water. I also took three crushed aspirin. Within 30 min I was peeing clear. After an hour my pee looked like water. At 3pm I took another GNC Mega Mens multi vitamin to get some color back in my pee. Between 3pm and 4pm I pee'd about 3 times. At 4pm my pee started getting slightly yellow.
I drove to the lab about 30 min away. By the time I got there I had to pee so bad I looked like a little kid when i walked in there with my legs crossed. I got the cup, went into the bathroom pee'd a nice stream into the toilet, filled up the cup and then pee'd the end of the stream into the toilet as well. My pee was a perfect color of yellow (that sounds weird) at this point.
Got an email from the company saying I had cleared the drug test and they looked forward to working with me on Monday.
Best of luck to everyone in here.
Miraculously, I passed the urinalysis yesterday and got the job. I pretty much did what everyone on this board says to do and I wanted to share my experience. Here's what I did the ay of the test.. which was the next day after they told me (I even smoked the night before my test!)
Woke up, exercised hard (as always). Had a protein shake, multi vitamin and glass of 100% fruit juice. Drank a modest amount of water. Dicked around for most of the day. Had a sandwich and some chips and a glass of Coke for lunch. At about 2pm I got serious and started downing copious amounts of water. I also took three crushed aspirin. Within 30 min I was peeing clear. After an hour my pee looked like water. At 3pm I took another GNC Mega Mens multi vitamin to get some color back in my pee. Between 3pm and 4pm I pee'd about 3 times. At 4pm my pee started getting slightly yellow.
I drove to the lab about 30 min away. By the time I got there I had to pee so bad I looked like a little kid when i walked in there with my legs crossed. I got the cup, went into the bathroom pee'd a nice stream into the toilet, filled up the cup and then pee'd the end of the stream into the toilet as well. My pee was a perfect color of yellow (that sounds weird) at this point.
Got an email from the company saying I had cleared the drug test and they looked forward to working with me on Monday.
Best of luck to everyone in here.