And heeerreeee we go!

[420somewhere]

Alright well I go to apply for this job where my brother was hired on at. I fill out the application and hand it to the receptionist. Every time I've applied to a job they wait and then call after receiving the application. Nope, not this time. They said well we've got a group starting on the 11th if you'd like to start that early. Im like well yeah of course. So then I get slammed...I am supposed to be in there TOMORROW morning, before noon to take a piss test.

I've been smoking all sumer long basically. I quit a few days ago because I knew I'd have to take a piss test, but I had no idea they'd get me in this quick and basically give me the job on the spot. I've been 100% clean for 2 full days. I am 5'9" and weigh 165 lbs. I am a very athletic person, into sports, and have a super high metabolism. I don't gain weight and it sucks ass cause there's nothing intimidating about 165 lbs haha... But im hoping in this certain situation it helps me out!

AS SOON as I left the place, I went straight to wal-mart. I bought 6 gallons of water, some "High Potency B-Complex" viatimins, a 4-pak of Rockstar energy drinks, and I have creatine already from my lifting days. I've been drinking water ever since I got home and I wont stop until I take the test. I took one of the B viatmins as well as mixed in a double dose of Creatine with my water. I am going to stay up alllllllll night long (my sleep is screwed up anyway) and drink water until I am peeing out my ass (not really haha, but you get the picture). I will down 1 of the energy drinks around maybe 5 or 6 am and take a B viatimin. I will then drink one energy drink every hour on the hour until they're gone, and about 30 minutes after I finish the last one I am going to go take my piss and let the chips fall where they may. Worst case scenario, I get a different job :dance: Which is a pretty good worst case scenario if you ask me. I know that there are people who are taking drug tests for career jobs, but I'm not starting my career yet just getting a good paying factory job on the side of school to earn some money.

After reading all these threads (I've always liked reading the drug test forum cause its super handy info) I feel pretty confident that I can squeak out one cup of what I like to call "false negative" piss. I'll let you guys know how I do just so people can refer back to this and HOPEFULLY see that dillution works, if done right :thumbsup:

PS: I am no doctor but the amount of B vitamins and creatine Im about to take in in the next 16 hours is probably more than a human is supposed to take in. But right now, I just want to pump my body so full of vitamins and water that they dwarf the levels of THC byproducts I've got in my system.

[Captain Hanks]

honestly if i were you i would stop right now with dillution because yes, you can overdose on water...
not only that but it's a huge waste of time, if i were you i would enjoy a great nights rest and wake up around 6 am, drink 7 glasses of water and 3 energy drinks, then take alot of b vitamins and creatine monohydrant, i would also pee at least twice before going in, when you do get there and are about to let it fly, pee the beggining of the streem in the toilet and the middle in the cup then finish the rest in the toilet, reason being is there is most thc in the first shots of the streem
hope all goes well
-captain

[420somewhere]

honestly if i were you i would stop right now with dillution because yes, you can overdose on water...
not only that but it's a huge waste of time, if i were you i would enjoy a great nights rest and wake up around 6 am, drink 7 glasses of water and 3 energy drinks, then take alot of b vitamins and creatine monohydrant, i would also pee at least twice before going in, when you do get there and are about to let it fly, pee the beggining of the streem in the toilet and the middle in the cup then finish the rest in the toilet, reason being is there is most thc in the first shots of the streem
hope all goes well
-captain

I forgot to mention that I was going to put midsteam in the cup. Thanks for pointing that out but I planned on doing that, just forgot to mention! And there is no THC in piss. They test for THC byproducts your body creates and stores in your fat cells :thumbsup: (someone correct me if I am wrong...)

[420somewhere]

UPDATE!!

I did EXACTLY as I stated above. Stayed up dilluting the whole night. Drank my energy drinks according to schedule. Took the B-vitamins. I went in having to piss like a race horse the whole drive there. I thought I would pop in and piss in the cup, but I had to fill out all kinds of paperwork beforehand. I about pissed my pants filling out the papers! So finally I get this dinky ass cup (I've taken piss tests before and this cup was the smallest I've seen) and I ruuuuun into the bathroom. I piss the first bit into the toilet, fill up the cup in about half a second, and pissed the rest into the toilet. Thanks to the B-Vitamins and the energy drinks, my piss was highlighter yellow....

...and now I start work on the 11th (next Friday) :thumbsup:

I don't care if some people think what I did was extreme, I was an every day smoker all summer except for yesterday and the day before. I passed...and I have a job...

extreme? maybe... did it work? hellllllll yeah it did!!

now I'm off to pass out for about 3 hours then I'm off to Pensacola, Florida! woot woot! A MUCH NEEDED VACATION AFTER MY SUCCESSFUL PISS TEST!!

edit: In the last 18 hours up to my test...I consumed over 4 gallons of water, 3 'High Potency B-Vitamins', about 4 doses of creatine, and 4 rockstar energy drinks! I don't think I've ever felt so sick in my life! Didn't throw up at all, but boy my stomach was PISSED off at me!

[Chillum1887]

you can't really overdose on water unless you really want to, you'll be throwing up a lot before it crosses the line of fatal. But like Captain said, its pointless doing it unless its 2-6 hrs before test. But anyway good work on passing/posting, guess it was a instant result one?