SmokingMakesMeNormal
08-03-2006, 04:13 AM
Greetings fellow tokers!
I stumbled upon this forum after landing a sweet job and was informed I would need to pass a drug and alcohol screening.
Upon accepting the position I immediately quit smoking, which is no small feat considering I am an every-day smoker. I have way-high anxiety levels, and smoking is the only thing that levels me out. :rasta: :smokin: So, needless to say, I was FREAKING out!! I began scouring the Internet for information. I currently work part-time at GNC, and they sell cleansing drinks that work, but they cost $50+, and after reading the ingredient labels on them, I was unwilling to make the investment unless absolutely necessary. Besides, I wanted to test myself at home to be sure I was "clean," which would mean buying several drinks... much more than I was willing to spend!!!
I ordered some at home drug tests (just the ones that test for marijuana, they were only about $1.00 each). I did buy some things from GNC? creatine monohydrate powder, diuretic pills, and diuretic tea, all costing less than $20.
I started drinking water at 8pm. I also took 3 water pills and drank a cup of the detox tea. As many others have posted, I drank a glass of water every 15 minutes for the next hour or so. I began peeing like it was my job.
I took a test after peeing 3 times. It was positive.
Not to be discouraged, I continued drinking and peeing, drinking and peeing.
I tried again at 11:30, 2 ½ hours after I began my ??flush.?
SUCCESS!!!!!!!
Now I just have to wait to take the actual test. I will be sure to take extra B vitamins and creatine to ensure a ??quality sample?.
I sure hope it??s soon, I have to watch everyone around me smoking up, and it??s KILLING me!!!! :(
I??ll let you all know how the real test turns out.
I just want to say a big THANK YOU to everyone who is a member of this forum. I was beside myself before reading through all the posts!
So, for all of you who are not restricted like I am, smoke a big fat one for me.
:thumbsup:
I stumbled upon this forum after landing a sweet job and was informed I would need to pass a drug and alcohol screening.
Upon accepting the position I immediately quit smoking, which is no small feat considering I am an every-day smoker. I have way-high anxiety levels, and smoking is the only thing that levels me out. :rasta: :smokin: So, needless to say, I was FREAKING out!! I began scouring the Internet for information. I currently work part-time at GNC, and they sell cleansing drinks that work, but they cost $50+, and after reading the ingredient labels on them, I was unwilling to make the investment unless absolutely necessary. Besides, I wanted to test myself at home to be sure I was "clean," which would mean buying several drinks... much more than I was willing to spend!!!
I ordered some at home drug tests (just the ones that test for marijuana, they were only about $1.00 each). I did buy some things from GNC? creatine monohydrate powder, diuretic pills, and diuretic tea, all costing less than $20.
I started drinking water at 8pm. I also took 3 water pills and drank a cup of the detox tea. As many others have posted, I drank a glass of water every 15 minutes for the next hour or so. I began peeing like it was my job.
I took a test after peeing 3 times. It was positive.
Not to be discouraged, I continued drinking and peeing, drinking and peeing.
I tried again at 11:30, 2 ½ hours after I began my ??flush.?
SUCCESS!!!!!!!
Now I just have to wait to take the actual test. I will be sure to take extra B vitamins and creatine to ensure a ??quality sample?.
I sure hope it??s soon, I have to watch everyone around me smoking up, and it??s KILLING me!!!! :(
I??ll let you all know how the real test turns out.
I just want to say a big THANK YOU to everyone who is a member of this forum. I was beside myself before reading through all the posts!
So, for all of you who are not restricted like I am, smoke a big fat one for me.
:thumbsup: