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lilstony421
08-02-2006, 09:21 PM
ok my friend came to me and asked me somthing and i though ti would put it on here to see what people say.

ok he has a girl they started having sex a few months ago

they have 5 times
the 1st time it hurt her a lil
the 2nd time and all the rest of the times he had sex with her and after they were done , well she made ,a farting noise . Ive never had it happen so i cant really give my 2 cents .

please anser it asap.. :)

the stuff that gets posted on here lol

azure
08-02-2006, 10:47 PM
maybe instead of a sigh of relief after something she likes to fart..

Tom Swierzbinski
08-02-2006, 11:01 PM
Its called a 'queef', or for the blokes here, a fanny fart. Go on, laugh. Sadly Ive never had the pleasure of experiencing one, so I cant tell you if they smell or not. All I know is that they usually happen when you shag quite hard and fast, and its just a small pocket of air that comes out.
Either that, or his bird gets so relaxed that she really does fart after sex. If thats the case, I wouldnt recommend anal sex - at all.

Breukelen advocaat
08-02-2006, 11:27 PM
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pussy+fart

Shannon
08-02-2006, 11:46 PM
Queefs are extemely common and if you cant get used to them, dont get used to having sex.

Bong30
08-03-2006, 12:10 AM
Queefs are extemely common and if you cant get used to them, dont get used to having sex.
Shannon is right...........


Depending on the position, speed, size, technique......it will happen.

Dutch Masta
08-03-2006, 12:19 AM
Sure you're "friend" :rolleyes:

But anyway, I have sex all the time and if anything I'd say its rare that I've ever experienced a girl queef. If anything, most girls are pretty embarrassed and try to supress it as good as they can. I don't know where you guys live though..

lilstony421
08-03-2006, 12:41 AM
it is my friend chris lol i did not wana tell him maybe she does fart lol . well ya he says thanks and if it was me i have nothing to hide lol it just proves i have sex . so lol. :rasta:

OreO
08-03-2006, 12:42 AM
me and my girl started cracking up when she queefed,,,isnt that when air gets trapped as the penis is going inside the vagina, and the air is pushed out creating that sound...lol i thought thats what it is

birdgirl73
08-03-2006, 12:51 AM
That's what it is, alright. Doesn't have anything to do with the colon. It's a vadge fart. Sometimes know as a "vart."

lilstony421
08-03-2006, 01:33 AM
lol thanks i think lol . but liek 4 times in a row?

cole
08-03-2006, 01:54 AM
hahah sounds like this is you and not your freind ;) whats the big deal

Thetrippinhippie
08-03-2006, 01:55 AM
vadge fart..thats priceless.
if you've never made a girl queef..you suck at fxkn.
or maybe im just weird

LIP
08-03-2006, 02:22 AM
It's only where the cock is pushing air into the pussy, and it cant stay in their forever can it lol?

Thetrippinhippie
08-03-2006, 07:16 AM
It's only where the cock is pushing air into the pussy, and it cant stay in their forever can it lol?


O.O; nuh uh. you liein' !

Mr. TBAGU 420
08-03-2006, 07:58 AM
I've had sex with my gf like 10 times and she has never experienced that. Unless i just didn't hear it. Idk, seems weird but i wouldn't think too much of it if it happened.

beachguy in thongs
08-03-2006, 11:36 AM
Cum fart, also sometimes called "creampie," is a slang term used when the resulting semen is squeezed out of the recipient's vagina or anus after sexual intercourse. The practice is similar to farting hence cum fart. This kind of sexual practice is often seen in pornographic movies. Sometimes the semen is ingested after a cum fart; this is known as felching.

When this happens air can be released as well, which is sometimes referred to as a Queef.
Semen or sperm is a fluid that contains spermatozoa. It is secreted by the gonads (sexual glands) of male or hermaphroditic animals and humans for fertilization of female ova. A definite portion of semen discharged by an animal or human is known as ejaculate, and the process of discharge is called ejaculation.

http://encyclopedia.thefreedictionary.com/Cum+fart

El Digital
08-03-2006, 01:29 PM
i think you guys pretty much covered it.
when it happened to me and my ex, we'd just laugh and i'd keep going.. she'd be a little embarrassed at first, but what are ya gonna do... because we AIN'T stopping, damn no.

IDAMANmutha
08-03-2006, 03:33 PM
i think you guys pretty much covered it.
when it happened to me and my ex, we'd just laugh and i'd keep going.. she'd be a little embarrassed at first, but what are ya gonna do... because we AIN'T stopping, damn no.

LMFAO

But yeah it has never happened to me either... i wonder how my girl would react to that.... lol i couldnt imagine.

El Digital
08-03-2006, 04:04 PM
haha.. if and when it happens and she doesn't know how to react, just tell her this:

"I read on the internet one time that it's natural and happens to everyone....." and then smile and keep going. :)

myfav80
08-03-2006, 04:23 PM
haha just cause you make a girl queef doesnt mean shes experiencing pleasure... usually if you make a girl cum then your doin your job.. not makin her vart

cannabis campbell
08-03-2006, 04:31 PM
I think 'You Friend' IS YOU!

cannabis campbell
08-03-2006, 04:32 PM
Lol nothing embarrasing about it though its normal dont worry

lilweedprincess88
08-03-2006, 05:21 PM
Speaking from a girl i have had it happen and it was embrassing but my boyfrined was going at it pretty quick and hard so i dunno. It was very enjoyable on the up note...The sex that night that is. I am saying it probally is trapped air as well, and it has to come out eventually.

Shannon
08-03-2006, 06:24 PM
I've had sex with my gf like 10 times and she has never experienced that. Unless i just didn't hear it. Idk, seems weird but i wouldn't think too much of it if it happened.


You need to try harder then, or different positions.

Mr. TBAGU 420
08-04-2006, 07:29 AM
You need to try harder then, or different positions.

What position does it normally happen in? We just do it the old fashion way with the guy on top doin her when she is on the bottom. I do fuck her pretty hard and i have never heard it.

El Digital
08-04-2006, 02:26 PM
yeah, i've had 'success' with the queef by good old fashioned missionary, and then the doggystyle has produced some loud PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT sounds too.

it really all depends on how much air is trapped, how tight she is, how large your penis is... pussy farts aren't an exact science and you're not going to experience it with everyone... besides, as someone mentioned earlier, that's not even the goal so... :D

smokeygirl
08-12-2006, 05:51 AM
A vart, how funny. My ex was quite big and I varted all the time. I quit being embarressed about it, because its part of sex. It has nothing to do with pleasure, just trapped air like everyone said. We called em fluffers. And if they smelled at all, they smelled like sex.......

YouD0nt
08-12-2006, 06:13 PM
lol "varts". I've known of these for quite a long time.. or at least heard of them. Never heard the term vart... Hehehehe :thumbsup: