Falied Urine Test

[AngryA]

Iwas up for a great job that I REALLY needed. I am a daily smoker of 25 years. I bought some detox stuff that said it was 99.99% effective. I didn't smoke for 3+days before taking the test. I followed the instuctions to the. tee. The tests came back positive so they couldn't hire me. No retests!
I am really pissed.
What can I do the next time. I'm aware of urine substitutes.
Any help would be appreciated

[Kaparski]

AH you bought........no wonder.

Lesson learned: dont believe the shit on the net

You should have scoured around....theres an entire section of passing tests and such.

BTW: cannibis stays in ur urine for up to 30 days.... so a 3 day break wont do anything

[Chillum1887]

Read the forums and you'll find out the detox products are a waste of your money. Next time get a buddy's urine, some synthetic urine (like QF 4.0), or dillute.

[AngryA]

What forums do you suggest and how do
I get there. I'm new to all this.
what sites for synthetic urine or other good products

[JR77]

Do u remember the name of the stuff you used? A friend of mine used some stuff about a year ago and it worked. He bought it at Rite Aid or something...He passed...It was like $ 30 / bottle. I'll ask him what the name of it was......

[AngryA]

it was a product called never fail that came with duz it and the tablets that go with it.
NEVER FAIL, BULL

[AngryA]

you know it's a funny thing. I spent a lot of time on the web before I decided to go with this stuff. spoke to the rep and explained what I was looking for. MAJOR RIP-OFF Now I'm fighting to get my money back.
Do you think there's any recourse I can take to put some pressure on them?

[JR77]

you know it's a funny thing. I spent a lot of time on the web before I decided to go with this stuff. spoke to the rep and explained what I was looking for. MAJOR RIP-OFF Now I'm fighting to get my money back.
Do you think there's any recourse I can take to put some pressure on them?


The only thing is that you absolutely HAVE to follow the instructions EXACTLY! That is probably what the company will tell you...if they're not out of business already...I promise I will ask my friend tonite what the stuff was he used! He smokes like every day...so if he passed then it's gotta work!

[AngryA]

thanks for the reply. no, they're not out of business. passyourdrugtest.com
I followed the instructions to the "T" Still came up 25ng short.

[MsStrawberrySwisher]

What forums do you suggest and how do
I get there. I'm new to all this.
what sites for synthetic urine or other good products

Cannabis.com forums is a good place to start :thumbsup: . Try reading older treads on the forum. There is so much valuable information here, but you have to take the time out and read older forum topics (maybe up to 30 days should suffice).

[AngryA]

ebeleyes. I e-mailed you. no reply

[suck.my.kiss]

Do u remember the name of the stuff you used? A friend of mine used some stuff about a year ago and it worked. He bought it at Rite Aid or something...He passed...It was like $ 30 / bottle. I'll ask him what the name of it was......


yeh, it's called fast flush or something. my friends sister uses it when it comes drug testing time. it works.

[Captain Hanks]

just drink 10 glasses of water and piss 2wice the day of the test and before it next time, if they say it is to clear the either take alot of b vitamins witht he water or switch water for gatorade

[TOPCAT]

Dude, I went to ureasample.com and bought real human urine and a transport kit. It worked like a charm. Good luck next time and remember most of the masking products are risky.

TC

[Chillum1887]

get some dog urine, it's more bang for the buck. beware, the doctor might give you some heart worm medacine when its all said and done. www.vetschool.com/dogsample.html

[Lolo69]

I, too, got ripped off by these aholes last year. At that time I was a believer in the urban myth of magic bullets that magically ridded your body of THC metabolities when you didn't have 30 days at the minimum to clean out for a drug test.

I got two neg dilutes (job offer was withdrawn). When I call pydt to get a refund, they told me that a neg dilute is not a fail. The guy also laughed at me when I told him I would go to the state's attorney where the company is located, and file a complaint. He dared me too, and said everyone would know I was a pothead. I told him I didn't care. It was an important and expensive lesson.

What these companies don't tell you is that any lab, for liability reasons, will not release a positive report. These companies know that going in, which is why they "guarantee" a 100 percent refund. All these concoctions do is dilute your urine.

Also, if you notice on PDYT, their testimonials haven't changed in the year since I ordered their shit. (Frankly, I found the directions convoluted and poorly written. I was stupid enough to change and wash sheets the entire time I was on "the program.") Without a question, they are written by staff members of PYDT.

Glad to have the chance to slam them, since i told them to get effed.

I'm sorry that this happened to you. Next time you have an upcoming ua, get a home test and test yourself after a few weeks. While 30 days is the average, some people come up clean after a week or two, dependeding on metabolism, activity level, etc.

There are ways to dilute with aspirin, sports drinks and creatinine. If you're currently looking for a job, my advice is to bite the bullet and abstain. Don't beat yourself up for enjoying a smoke now and then. Drug testing is wrong, wrong, wrong, not to mention useless and a drain on a company's bottom line to catch maybe one pothead out of thousands of applicants. Another opportunity will come around. (I'd go that company's competitor and apply.)

Use your wisdom and experience to help others.

[MistaPoleeseMan]

The whizzinator will save your life. I had a freind on parole that got tested once a week. The urine powder cost 20 bucks a pop if I aint mistaken. Its pretty much fool proof as in even if they watch u pee they still will see a dick. They wont stare at it im sure. They will just glimpse to make sure you are really pissin. What kinda man is gonna stare at another mans cock while hes pissin? I would swear by it if I needed to.

[Chillum1887]

whizzinators are getting less and less useful after the vikings football player got caught with one going through customs. My friend use to have one, he left it in a friend's car and the friend got pulled over. The police found it and confinscated it

[Aries]

:dance: my husband have a drug testing coming for an airline ,he use to smoke everyday ,how he can passed with no problem if you know please let me know.

[AngryA]

substitution. the only sure way

[weedskunkpot]

Iwas up for a great job that I REALLY needed. I am a daily smoker of 25 years. I bought some detox stuff that said it was 99.99% effective. I didn't smoke for 3+days before taking the test. I followed the instuctions to the. tee. The tests came back positive so they couldn't hire me. No retests!
I am really pissed.
What can I do the next time. I'm aware of urine substitutes.
Any help would be appreciated

I know how you feel m8, that happened to me aswell. I was well gutted.