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vague
08-01-2006, 03:19 AM
I don't mean long term sobering up, i mean being ripped and then for whatever reason needing to be sober fast. Is that possible?
BlazeTheWeed
08-01-2006, 03:32 AM
Well man, i always find a good hard bike ride helps me
vague
08-01-2006, 03:51 AM
so hard exercise, how about any foods?
cannabis campbell
08-01-2006, 03:52 AM
Erm yeah the best one ever sobers you up in a few mins

have a shower, it works
silasbotwin
08-01-2006, 03:52 AM
ejaculating.
cannabis campbell
08-01-2006, 03:53 AM
No that doesnt work
cannabis campbell
08-01-2006, 03:54 AM
I would be pissed of if ejaculating made you sober! Lol. :D
silasbotwin
08-01-2006, 03:56 AM
Pretty much every time i wank the crank when im blazed, my high just isnt as strong after.
cannabis campbell
08-01-2006, 03:58 AM
:confused: what the hell THC isn't released when you cum
Shrooms
08-01-2006, 04:18 AM
i heard consuming massive amounts of semen works.....












heh
NextLineIsMine
08-01-2006, 04:19 AM
have someone shout 5-0, instant buzzkill
silasbotwin
08-01-2006, 04:40 AM
:confused: what the hell THC isn't released when you cum
not like it's released when you shower???
shoi
08-01-2006, 04:42 AM
i bet banging ur head agaisnt the wall could work...
halo
08-01-2006, 05:17 AM
Coffee?
AquariumRescueUnit
08-01-2006, 05:27 AM
I don't mean long term sobering up, i mean being ripped and then for whatever reason needing to be sober fast. Is that possible?

If you are ever too shitty stoned to act halfway normal... tell everyone your sick as shit or something.
graph
08-01-2006, 05:30 AM
Just tell everyone you're high on PCP. They'll be relieved to find out it's just weed.
JuggaloAtTheDoor
08-01-2006, 05:37 AM
Just tell everyone you're high on PCP. They'll be relieved to find out it's just weed.


the only way that'll help one sober up is when their father/mother runs at them, with a 2 by 4 in hand.


:pimp:
Bob the Awesome
08-01-2006, 06:03 AM
OK, really, unless you just smoked an inordinate amount, you should be able to act straight enough to pass by things. Eye drops for eye redness, wash your hands, spray yourself down, and make your breath smell nice.

If you did smoke a ton and can't act straight worth shit, go ahead and say you have a headache, or you feel sick. I've never been questioned using this method.
OreO
08-01-2006, 06:47 AM
foor,shower, splashing water in face
graph
08-01-2006, 08:57 AM
the only way that'll help one sober up is when their father/mother runs at them, with a 2 by 4 in hand.


:pimp:
and hilarity ensues. I fail to see the problem here.
JoyJoy
08-01-2006, 09:10 AM
I smoke a couple of ciggys and have a cup of tea, and drink a pint of milk.
Nocturnal Stoner
08-01-2006, 09:50 AM
go for a long walk, tht sobers me up
El Digital
08-01-2006, 01:16 PM
Usually an unexpected knock on the door..... and then when I realize it's one of my boys, we're all good again.
CheeseIsSoHigh
08-01-2006, 01:54 PM
cold showers sober you up really quick... or genitlal mutilation.

you know... whatever tickles your fancy
onefourninezero
08-01-2006, 03:59 PM
Well man, i always find a good hard bike ride helps me

a few days ago, I biked up to one of my friend's houses, and got stoned, then after about an hour I felt really awkward because they were all whacked out on speed, so I excused myself and biked home again. Halfway home though, I stopped to buy an apple, only to have some old chav woman come up to me and have a go at me because she apparently nearly ran me over...