goverment

[newbieb]

i heard this site is owned by some goverment people is this true?

[Big Calhoun]

Yes, where the hell have you been? Didn't you get the e-mail?

If you're still posting on this site, it is presumed you have be contacted by 'the man' and are now 'a stool pigeon'. Let me brief you on the mission. Gawd...you didn't get the memo...

On the 5th night of the 13th month, the gray moon will turn purple and the salamander will rise from the earth. This is your sign and you must pay great attention to it...failure will not be tolerated and will be met with the SEVERE corporal punishment of being slapped with spaghetti no 10, strangled with linguine, and blinded by rigatoni to the eyes!

Upon recognition of the sign, you are to report to your designated area. Looking at my list, I think you're assigned to 1600 Pensylvania Ave in Washington, DC. IM me for directions... Anywho, when you see 'the sign' you will report to your area and promptly strip naked. You will then sing the National Anthem while standing on your left foot, and holding your right foot with your left arm. When you're done singing, you'll assume the position and start 'the cabbage patch'. Pay no attention to the men with the big guns, we are all part of the same team.

Make sure nothing I've just told you gets repeated. There's alot of newbs lurking about and we don't know if we can trust them. Carry on, soldier!

[dopesmoker]

Yes, where the hell have you been? Didn't you get the e-mail?

If you're still posting on this site, it is presumed you have be contacted by 'the man' and are now 'a stool pigeon'. Let me brief you on the mission. Gawd...you didn't get the memo...

On the 5th night of the 13th month, the gray moon will turn purple and the salamander will rise from the earth. This is your sign and you must pay great attention to it...failure will not be tolerated and will be met with the SEVERE corporal punishment of being slapped with spaghetti no 10, strangled with linguine, and blinded by rigatoni to the eyes!

Upon recognition of the sign, you are to report to your designated area. Looking at my list, I think you're assigned to 1600 Pensylvania Ave in Washington, DC. IM me for directions... Anywho, when you see 'the sign' you will report to your area and promptly strip naked. You will then sing the National Anthem while standing on your left foot, and holding your right foot with your left arm. When you're done singing, you'll assume the position and start 'the cabbage patch'. Pay no attention to the men with the big guns, we are all part of the same team.

Make sure nothing I've just told you gets repeated. There's alot of newbs lurking about and we don't know if we can trust them. Carry on, soldier!

Exactly! Well said my. Couldnt have said it better myself

[benagain]

Yep, that's about right. Everyone here is a narc. But serriously, think about it, it's the internet. Even if the site was owned by Chong, don't put something on the internet you don't want the man to see. If you follow this guidline, then you'll be fine.

[thcbongman]

If it was, it would explain a lot.

[birdgirl73]

Cal knows what he's talking about. We're all in big trouble with the fed, state and local LEOs, as well as the judicial and executive branches of government, too.

Be very afraid.

[cannabis campbell]

Yes, where the hell have you been? Didn't you get the e-mail?

If you're still posting on this site, it is presumed you have be contacted by 'the man' and are now 'a stool pigeon'. Let me brief you on the mission. Gawd...you didn't get the memo...

On the 5th night of the 13th month, the gray moon will turn purple and the salamander will rise from the earth. This is your sign and you must pay great attention to it...failure will not be tolerated and will be met with the SEVERE corporal punishment of being slapped with spaghetti no 10, strangled with linguine, and blinded by rigatoni to the eyes!

Upon recognition of the sign, you are to report to your designated area. Looking at my list, I think you're assigned to 1600 Pensylvania Ave in Washington, DC. IM me for directions... Anywho, when you see 'the sign' you will report to your area and promptly strip naked. You will then sing the National Anthem while standing on your left foot, and holding your right foot with your left arm. When you're done singing, you'll assume the position and start 'the cabbage patch'. Pay no attention to the men with the big guns, we are all part of the same team.

Make sure nothing I've just told you gets repeated. There's alot of newbs lurking about and we don't know if we can trust them. Carry on, soldier!

:thumbsup:!

[benagain]

Cal knows what he's talking about. We're all in big trouble with the fed, state and local LEOs, as well as the judicial and executive branches of government, too.

Be very afraid.

Oh yea for sure, I heard that da haze meister really didn't get banned. It's just a cover up. He's really being hung by his toes over a vat of acid in guantanamo bay :cool:

[Big Calhoun]

Oh yea for sure, I heard that da haze meister really didn't get banned. It's just a cover up. He's really being hung by his toes over a vat of acid in guantanamo bay :cool:

Hmmm, and wasn't that after he questioned the new governmental association to the site? Makes you wonder...

[benagain]

I'm telling you, big brother is indeed watching indeed. I think they have a contest going at the NSA. Whoever busts the most pot-heads on the internet gets a coupon to Outback Steakhouse, and a key to the good bathroom.

[smokinbass]

Yes newbieb, its true... just look out your window

[NextLineIsMine]

Youre all violating protocol by informing him of this, Sargent McKinley will be most displeased. Dont forget TPS reports on Thursday!

[Big Calhoun]

Youre all violating protocol by informing him of this, Sargent McKinley will be most displeased. Dont forget TPS reports on Thursday!

But Sir, I think we can trust him. He's still around so he must have been 'converted'.

If I could respectfully refer you to the Bullentin of Unlisted Liason Loonies in the sub section, Section of Higher Intellectual Thought, it clearly states that this recruit, upon succesfull completion of swalling a DoDo bird egg whole and the Russian Tiger Hazing protocol, this operative should be informed of all activities.

Surely you must have read the B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T. memo?

[yabatab]

You spelled government wrong they wouldn't be happy about that.

Ogabooga

[drazzi]

Yes, where the hell have you been? Didn't you get the e-mail?

If you're still posting on this site, it is presumed you have be contacted by 'the man' and are now 'a stool pigeon'. Let me brief you on the mission. Gawd...you didn't get the memo...

On the 5th night of the 13th month, the gray moon will turn purple and the salamander will rise from the earth. This is your sign and you must pay great attention to it...failure will not be tolerated and will be met with the SEVERE corporal punishment of being slapped with spaghetti no 10, strangled with linguine, and blinded by rigatoni to the eyes!

Upon recognition of the sign, you are to report to your designated area. Looking at my list, I think you're assigned to 1600 Pensylvania Ave in Washington, DC. IM me for directions... Anywho, when you see 'the sign' you will report to your area and promptly strip naked. You will then sing the National Anthem while standing on your left foot, and holding your right foot with your left arm. When you're done singing, you'll assume the position and start 'the cabbage patch'. Pay no attention to the men with the big guns, we are all part of the same team.

Make sure nothing I've just told you gets repeated. There's alot of newbs lurking about and we don't know if we can trust them. Carry on, soldier!



I want what you're smokin' mate.. That's fucked up... LOL

[BobBong]

LOL... you guys crack me up...

[zeebo phillips]

I hope he hasn't seen the helicopters yet...

[drazzi]

OH my god!!! A helicopter just passed my house, don't think it's the same one though:confused:

[yabatab]

That was my helicopter. Sorry did I wake you?