Obsessed Tourist Marries Dolphin

[Euphoric]

Jan 2006::

Here's a happy story about true love. An Israeli millionaire tourist recently married a captive dolphin in a formal wedding ceremony. There's something fishy about this wedding though -- I mean did the dolphin really love her for HER, or did he just want her for her money? When asked to comment, the woman repeated that she is "not a pervert" -- PHEW! I'm glad she emphasized that point because otherwise I might have had my doubts. Anyway, what I really want to know is: was it a traditional Jewish wedding ceremony or not, and if it was, how did the dolphin crush the wine glass? Do they even let people bring glassware into the pool nowadays? I thought you could only bring plastic cups to the pool. What kind of operation are they running down there anyway? Well, if you ask me this marriage probably won't last: I think couples should live together for a while before getting married.

http://novaspivack.typepad.com/nova_spivacks_weblog/2006/01/obsessed_touris.html

[Psycho4Bud]

LOL...how do ya say "I Do" in Dolphin..........

Nice find, have a good one!:thumbsup:

[Euphoric]

Sharon Tendler met Cindy 15 years ago. She said it was love at first sight. This week she finally took the plunge and proposed. The lucky "guy" plunged right back.

In a modest ceremony at Dolphin Reef in the southern Israeli port of Eilat, Tendler, a 41-year-old British citizen, apparently became the world's first person to "marry" a dolphin.

Dressed in a white dress, a veil and pink flowers in her hair, Tendler got down on one knee on the dock and gave Cindy a kiss. And a piece of herring.

"It's not a perverted thing. I do love this dolphin. He's the love of my life," she said Saturday, upon her return to London.

Tendler, who said she imports clothes and promotes rock bands in England, has visited Israel several times a year since first meeting the dolphin.

When asked in the past if she had a boyfriend, she would always reply, "No. I'm going to end up with Cindy." On Wednesday, she made it official, sort of. While she acknowledged the "wedding" had no legal bearing she did say it reflected her deep feelings toward the bottlenosed, 35-year-old object of her affection.

"It's not a bad thing. It just something that we did because I love him, but not in the way that you love a man. It's just a pure love that I have for this animal," she said.

While she still kept open the option of "marrying human" at some stage, she said for now she was strictly a "one-dolphin woman".

She's hardly the jealous type, though.

"He will still play with all the other girls there," she said, of their prenuptial agreement. "I hope he has a lot of baby dolphins with the other dolphins. The more dolphins the better."

- AP



http://www.theage.com.au/news/world/woman-marries-dolphin/2006/01/01/1136050339590.html

[Greenport]

The funniest thing high ever HAHAHHAHAH A DOLPHIN LMAO DOLPHINS!

[Hamlet]

"was it a traditional Jewish wedding ceremony or not"

I have my doubts. Trying to talk a dolphin into circumcision is going to go over like a lead herring.

[Inferius]

I think that's cool.
It really fills my heart with joy to see the communion of human and nature like that. They must really love each other.




.... lol nah I just can't wait for the porno to come out. ;)

[Cas]

this story isn't nearly as cool compared to when Ireland crowned a goat king of ireland for 3 days.