Ways to Get Money FAST!

[ShadowGate420]

Hey ya'll. A grower down the street offered to sell me a quarter pound(4 oz)of white widow for 500$. This is an unbelievable deal in my area. An oz of KB is around $300 usually so this is an amazing deal. I've seen his setup b4 and we have chilled a few times so i know hes legit. The only problem is I have no money and I have no job (i'm 17), and he said he'll hang on to it for only 4 more days for me b4 he sells it to a dealer. I need to get 500$ ASAP, who has any ideas?


ps: i am not willing to get this money through violence but crime is not out of the option, but preferably something i wont have to risk my ass for.

[bobmarleyjr.]

You could steal money out of your moms bank account and when she finds out that you did it just tell her how sorry you are and that you spent the money on a dog!:) but you had to set it free..

[WeedGremblin]

For some reason I think that this thread is asking for trouble and I would be more than glad to help you out with a few scams BUT we have to respect the website.


Other than scams I dont know how to get money on the spot, good luck bro ;)

[ShadowGate420]

Can you just tell me a few easy scams solely for educational purposes?

[iwantFUEGO]

$%AHEM!!sellfakeraffletickets!!AHEM!!$$

[dopesmoker]

you're 17 and dont have a job? go apply at mcdonalds or something get a job save your money and wait till next seasons harvest if you need it that bad

[WeedGremblin]

Forget working at mcdonalds I have no clue how someone could hold down a shitty ass job like that for the shitty pay they give you.


Find somewhere else besides mcdonalds, BS your resume thats what I did

[ShadowGate420]

I just quit my job a month ago at an autoshop (grueling work for shit pay). I plan to start looking in august. I guess I'll sell my drum kit (i dont play it anymore and can get at least $500).

[WeedGremblin]

I hope you plan on flipping this good deal and not smoking all of it.....

[cannabis campbell]

Rob the bank :)

[hostiledrunk]

have the dude spot ya enough to flip, and voila!

[ShadowGate420]

I hope you plan on flipping this good deal and not smoking all of it.....

I plan on selling 2 ounces (make 600 bucks= get a profit/money back) and get 2 free oz. for myself.

[ShadowGate420]

have the dude spot ya enough to flip, and voila!


I already tried that. We've hung out a few times but he doesnt spot anyone anymore(he had a bad experience).

[hostiledrunk]

got anything to pawn? lol

[ShadowGate420]

If it comes down to it, I'll sell my drum kit as I posted earlier. But I hope I don't have to.

[WeedGremblin]

Tell your guy loose lips sink ships

[benagain]

How old are ya? Got a credit card, or open-ended loan you can pull from? If not, then you may be sol. If you could find an investor, you could do the deal and split the profits.

[iwantFUEGO]

Tell your guy loose lips sink ships

Thats when loose lips lose their ability to speak.

[dejayou30]

get a job or sell stuff on ebay. thats the easiest, most lawful way to get money. don't steal from people because how would you like it if someone stole your shit? just remember what goes around comes around. hopefully you can come up with the cash because it sounds like an awesome deal, but don't go stealing just to buy a bunch of weed and then in turn give marijuana users a bad name. maybe the guy can hook you up on his next grow cycle. good luck.

[ShadowGate420]

Thanks DJU. I'm sure I'll find a way.

[Thehulkster321]

I dont think its a good idea to sell your drum kit if you really like it. One time I cuffed someone an ounce and they got bagged so I was out for 200 bucks. I had no way to make another pick up and got desperate .... sold my xbox360! Worste thing I did. I figured I would make the money back in a few weeks but I ended up getting caught in school, probation for 6 months, random drug tests, and the worste thing was no xbox360 to play while I was grounded

[Alive]

damn that sucks

edit: How come the czech flag or atleast the name dosent show?

[MeatRulz]

Just take your peice and rob a few bitches.

[NightProwler]

dude... okay this is what you do
spend the next 4 days (or however many days you have left) picking up bottles in your town. i swear to god... theres a dude in my town who does nothing but look for bottles all day and he makes like 200 bucks a day from about 10 hours of scrounging around in trashcans and sideawalks. also, since your a kid and not a dirty hobo, im sure you could knock on a few doors and ask if they'd like you to take any bottles off of their hands.

this is all assuming that you live in a state that you can get money for returning bottles

[Tom Swierzbinski]

Hey ya'll. A grower down the street offered to sell me a quarter pound(4 oz)of white widow for 500$. This is an unbelievable deal in my area. An oz of KB is around $300 usually so this is an amazing deal. I've seen his setup b4 and we have chilled a few times so i know hes legit. The only problem is I have no money and I have no job (i'm 17), and he said he'll hang on to it for only 4 more days for me b4 he sells it to a dealer. I need to get 500$ ASAP, who has any ideas?


ps: i am not willing to get this money through violence but crime is not out of the option, but preferably something i wont have to risk my ass for.

I was willing to help until I read that last statement...

[ShadowGate420]

ne pas le violence. i used to play drums alot when i was in a band, but i havent beat the skins in months. theyre just collecting dust. looks like this is the only option.

[NightProwler]

looks like this is the only option.

mann what about the bottleeess!!!

[dopesmoker]

pawn cds, games, old toys, movies, shit like that. You can probably get a bit of money from it

[dopesmoker]

Forget working at mcdonalds I have no clue how someone could hold down a shitty ass job like that for the shitty pay they give you.


Find somewhere else besides mcdonalds, BS your resume thats what I did

hey hey hey i work at mcdonalds. In the kitchen :D about 95% of the employees smoke so its not all bad, but yeah the pay sucks

[Tom Swierzbinski]

ne pas le violence. i used to play drums alot when i was in a band, but i havent beat the skins in months. theyre just collecting dust. looks like this is the only option.

I dont actually know what that means, but you speak French, which means you have a higher IQ than me.

OK, Im racking my brains (plural :D ) for the best solution. Lemme roll a ciggy while I think...

What you do is this. Get a flight over to the UK. Bring about $2000, and stay in a cheap hotel. Hang on, if you bought $2000, then you could buy the QP anyway. Scrap that idea.
Idea number two - get a loan of $50,000. Find someone with an English accent, and employ them. Make up some fancy sounding name, preferably one with an English town in it. Yorkshire Golds, for example.

Oh fuck it, just sell the drumkit.

Edit: like Dopesmoker says, find old toys and pawn them. I have the whole set of Jurassic Park toys from when they were released about 7 years ago, and theyre all in mint condition. I could get a coupla hundred squid with that collection, but I dont want to because its fun to play with them :)

[ShadowGate420]

hmmmm. Maybe I'm thinking the wrong way. I need 500 bucks. Which of course equals 10 bucks from 50 ppl. It doesnt sound like so much when i put it that way. But what 50 ppl are willing to give me 10 bucks? or what can i offer 50 ppl in exchange for 10 bucks? collectables? electronics? instruments? lessons? sexual favours? maybe if i make 25 counterfeit 20-dollar-bills and trade them in at 50 stores to get 50 ten-dollar-bills. this is a definate nut scratcher.

[lagstronaut]

dude don't sit here, you have 4 days or something right? play guitar on a busy ass city street, ask your friends to spot you some cash [as much as they can spare], ask your parents for some money [make something up for what it's for]. basically don't sit down, spend every second of the day doing stuff that can make you little amounts of cash that will hopefully add up to $500 by the end of it all. and yeah someone said raffle tickets, that ACTUALLY works. let me tell you from experience, selling raffle tickets for some Foundation always works. 1 for $1 and 5 for $3. make the prize a 42" Plasma TV or some shit. just try to look legit!

[Rain Man]

Walk dogs, man. You can make some serious cash i've heard. :D

[ShadowGate420]

dude don't sit here, you have 4 days or something right? play guitar on a busy ass city street, ask your friends to spot you some cash [as much as they can spare], ask your parents for some money [make something up for what it's for]. basically don't sit down, spend every second of the day doing stuff that can make you little amounts of cash that will hopefully add up to $500 by the end of it all. and yeah someone said raffle tickets, that ACTUALLY works. let me tell you from experience, selling raffle tickets for some Foundation always works. 1 for $1 and 5 for $3. make the prize a 42" Plasma TV or some shit. just try to look legit!

the post i was waiting for, keep the ideas comin

[Rain Man]

http://www.askmen.com/fashion/how_to_60/80_how_to.html

Read that. :)

[Rain Man]

Actually... I think I might sign up for one of those medical studies... Maybe I can get one smoking weed all day. :stoned:

Seriously, sell sperm.

[ShadowGate420]

Thnx rain man, alot of great ideas in that article.

[ShadowGate420]

Can I donate sperm at 17?

[Fattie]

Tyrone Biggums - Chappele's show if you dont know
"its called crack, and its so easy to make...."

[ShadowGate420]

More, More, More!

[lagstronaut]

the post i was waiting for, keep the ideas comin


mow lawns then dude. charge $15-$20 per lawn in a rich area, mow like 20 lawns in a span of our 4 days and your almost there. it usually only takes half an hour to do a real good job on one

[Pride]

Okay, here's what you do.

You get a shit job that pays 5 bucks an hour and you work TEN HOURS A DAY!
You make 50 bucks a day and in 10 days (50x10) you make 500 bucks.
All in just a little over a week.
Well, it's not 4 days.. unless you work a better job but that's hard to find. Getting a job at all can take a long time too.
But if you do what I say and make 500 bucks, maybe your dude can hook you up with yet another similar deal though.. Just save the 500 bucks and wait for another opportunity like that.

BUT! While waiting.. Keep the job and continue to earn money!!!
You'll feel so good about yourself if you do that and your parents, friends, and family will respect you more and it will look very good when you apply for college in addition to better job opportunities in the future!
And when you finally get the weed, if you want you can just quit your job and sell weed and be the richest kid in school (or keep the job and do both and be insanely rich that you can buy a fuckin car).

nightprowler's idea sound's interesting, if it works then go for it.

Now, life is full of experiences.. some are worthless and you forget them.. others, like this for instance will STICK. For this case, this one little thing that will stick with you for life is: Do you want to forever remember that you pawned your lovable expensive drum set for drugs that will just run out like food. OR do you want to remember buying that fucking giant bag of weed purely out of JOB MONEY that you earned yourself the HARD way?! Every fuckin bowl you spark up will be so fuckin sweet you can taste it like a lions hungry teeth sinking into its virgin prey. And all for just 10 lousy days of work.

You know how many days are in the average human male life of say, 80 years?
29220 days.
Can't you use only 10 fucking days of your life working for 500 bucks?

It's up to you.. Sell your kit with a feeling of regret and pity and make 500 bucks for 1 day of work, OR
Work for 500 dollars honorablly for 10 days worth of work?


I wish I had a job at your age.. cause I never had a job and I'm gonna turn 20 so I have a shit resume.. no one wants to hire me..
Take my advice, it's very smart Jewish advice.
You gain tons of money, honor, and respect.
And please..
Have some fucking dignity..
..don't sell your drum kit for weed.

[Rain Man]

Don't just rely on us. Search google. That's where I found the article that helped you. Search 'quick cash'.

http://www.google.com/

I think if you sell sperm, walk dogs, collect bottles, and busk(playing an instrument on the street), you could get enough in 4 days, it'll be a lot of work. You could also try finding a loan shark, though that's a bit much.

Otherwise, I say just fuck it, weed is weed. Just because a good oportunity comes your way doesn't mean you have to take it. They will always come, this is not the last time something good will come into your hands. If you can make 500 bucks in 4 days, you sure as hell don't need to be selling that shit. ;)

[lagstronaut]

I wish I had a job at your age.. cause I never had a job and I'm gonna turn 20 so I have a shit resume.. no one wants to hire me..
Take my advice, it's very smart Jewish advice.
You gain tons of money, honor, and respect.
And please..
Have some fucking dignity..
..don't sell your drum kit for weed.

smart fucking words. i'm only 17 and the fact that i've never had a job is ALREADY starting to screw me over. it's scary

[ShadowGate420]

Thanks for all the help guys. I'll let you know if I succeed in my mission in four days. In response to Pride's post; there is simply not enough time to get a job. If I end up selling my kit I will not regret it. I had all the fun I could have pissing off the neighbors at 3:00am, but I don't have any interest in playing anymore. Maybe I will again someday, but I'll cross that bridge when I come to it. And I've already had 2 jobs to put on my resume. Thanks alot everyone, post some more ideas if you have any.

[mamma puffpuff420]

please dont resort 2 crime
i garantee u wont like jail
that is a hella a good deal tho
why dont u find a couple people u no and trust
and that trust u
get a front with the cash
give ur guy the money
then deliver the goods
and make it weigh a little heavy(outta the kindness of ur heart)
for them helpin u out
well good luck

peace~

[Rain Man]

Yeah, why not get together with 4 of your friends and put in $100 each for it. Split it 5 ways, and sell it, smoke it, whatever.

[ShadowGate420]

None of my friends smoke anymore. Theyre all gay. Just another road I have to go down alone, it's the only road I've ever known.

[WeedGremblin]

alright the reason I'm posting this is because im never going to do it again. From now on we'll just call him "Joe". Joe needed money really badly a few months ago so this is what he did.

He knew that paypal's terms did not cover "Intangible" items like ebooks,egold,or any type of online game accounts. So Joe went on ebay and found listings for World Of Warcraft accounts that were selling for large amounts. He found an account that was about to sell for over $700, and copied all the info in the listing as well as saved the picture of the character. The next day the auction for that account was over, so Joe started a listing that was identical to original, and put it up for a 1 day auction. Within 12 hours it was sold for $600 and the money was in his paypal account. Joe transferred the money to his bank account and he had the money in his hand in 2 days. Joe just told the buyer that he would not send the account details to him until the $ was in his hand.

About a week passes and the buyer realizes hes been scammed. So he sends lots of emails to joe but he never replies. Buyer then tries a paypal chargeback, but joe tells paypal that he sent the buyer his account, and the buyer is trying to scam joe. Joe also mentions to paypal that this is a WoW account and is an intangible item. A few days later paypal rules in Joes favor.

A month later joe does the same thing again but makes $700 this time. He does exactly the same thing as last time, but this time the buyer somehow found out joes home phone number. He calls alot, but after he gives the buyer the "run around" he stops calling. Paypal also finds Joe the winner of this chargeback.

Thats it. Just know that this can be risky and if youre going to use your own account with your own name attached to it, this is a stupid idea, and youll only win 2 buyer disputes tops.

[ShadowGate420]

Very interesting. I think my friend "Bob" would like this idea.

[WeedGremblin]

You could dig up bodies and pawn tuxedos and maybe even find a few gold teeth, melt them down

[Rain Man]

I hope 'Joe' gets hit by a fucking bus. :)

[budsmoker]

go mow some lawns or something..or sell your gutair and scince u said hes giving u a good deal when u get the ounce sell it u should make a hella good profit then buy a couple more ounces and sell that and now youll have enough 2 buy any weed u want and buy a better gutair..or go half on it with somebody 250 a piece

[lagstronaut]

alright the reason I'm posting this is because im never going to do it again. From now on we'll just call him "Joe". Joe needed money really badly a few months ago so this is what he did.

He knew that paypal's terms did not cover "Intangible" items like ebooks,egold,or any type of online game accounts. So Joe went on ebay and found listings for World Of Warcraft accounts that were selling for large amounts. He found an account that was about to sell for over $700, and copied all the info in the listing as well as saved the picture of the character. The next day the auction for that account was over, so Joe started a listing that was identical to original, and put it up for a 1 day auction. Within 12 hours it was sold for $600 and the money was in his paypal account. Joe transferred the money to his bank account and he had the money in his hand in 2 days. Joe just told the buyer that he would not send the account details to him until the $ was in his hand.

About a week passes and the buyer realizes hes been scammed. So he sends lots of emails to joe but he never replies. Buyer then tries a paypal chargeback, but joe tells paypal that he sent the buyer his account, and the buyer is trying to scam joe. Joe also mentions to paypal that this is a WoW account and is an intangible item. A few days later paypal rules in Joes favor.

A month later joe does the same thing again but makes $700 this time. He does exactly the same thing as last time, but this time the buyer somehow found out joes home phone number. He calls alot, but after he gives the buyer the "run around" he stops calling. Paypal also finds Joe the winner of this chargeback.

Thats it. Just know that this can be risky and if youre going to use your own account with your own name attached to it, this is a stupid idea, and youll only win 2 buyer disputes tops.



very very interesting.

by the way, your signature is something that i have just seriously taken to heart

[YouD0nt]

I like the raffle ticket idea, screw sum ppl over for fun and weed :]

[ShadowGate420]

Fuck it man. Ill just let a couple old dudes butt-fuck me for 250 each.

[Rain Man]

See, now your thinking. :thumbsup:

[orangeman]

Shadow dont get hungry for money. People always get into some type of shit they wish they didnt like that. Just be patient and the money will come. And what ever you do try to do it legaly. I mean you basically do need money for 98% of the things in life but just try somethin else like..start your own grow operation and start sellin your own bud.

[Pride]

alright the reason I'm posting this is because im never going to do it again. From now on we'll just call him "Joe". Joe needed money really badly a few months ago so this is what he did.
(insert story here)


Pfft..
I would trace 'Joe's' phone number which is too easy to do these days and pay him a personal visit... I'm actually surprised those ebay idiots didn't do that.
With nearly 1000 dollars missing, I'd go on a hunt.

[Fattie]

Shadow dont get hungry for money. People always get into some type of shit they wish they didnt like that. Just be patient and the money will come. And what ever you do try to do it legaly. I mean you basically do need money for 98% of the things in life but just try somethin else like..start your own grow operation and start sellin your own bud.

Yes, please do it legally and grow illegal substances and sell them. :) No offenc e but i had to do it.:rasta:

[smok3y]

Fuck it man. Ill just let a couple old dudes butt-fuck me for 250 each.

LOL..

find people who are going to buy it and ask them to front the cash for there bit and if aleast get 70-80% of it ask your guy if he will front you the rest of the weed for a couple dayz.. Worth a try dude..

Or if your that desprit for the weed just ask your parents for a lend, tell them you need it for some thing..

[IanCurtisWishlist]

Send out some phishing e-mails asking for people's personal details. If you are successful, open up some credit cards in those person's name. Max out the credit cards with expensive merchandise, and then sell the merchandise. Voila! A perfect money-laundering scheme (don't tell the Feds I told you that one).

You could also try your hand at 419 scamming. I get these emails all the time from barrister smith williams from Nigeria, who needs my assistance in posing as his next-of-kin..... if you don't know about the 419 scam, it's pretty fucked up the way it works; but the scammer gets their money, and they're very successful. Google it.

Note: This information is to be used for comical purposes only. I don't condone the crimes of money-laundering and confidence scamming. If you do these things, you can go to jail. IF you get caught.

[budsmoker]

Fuck it man. Ill just let a couple old dudes butt-fuck me for 250 each.
fag

[IanCurtisWishlist]

fag

homophobe. if you don't have anything productive to type, maybe you should not type it at all.

[chisme]

PUT AN AD IN THE LOCAL FETISH PAPER FOR the next line, does things no-other dildo's do dildo's for the poofs' (sorry)

then when u get a check and address for the dildo from some gay guy, send him a return check that he has to cash at the bank in the phoney name of your phoney company such as "arse ticklers.com" "manly anal" .....most likely no-one wants their bank manager to know they surf arse ticklers.com and wont ever cash the check.....meaning it stays untouched in your account.

[chisme]

nothng personal against gay guys, all to their own, but its a scam

[Fengzi]

hmmmm. Maybe I'm thinking the wrong way. I need 500 bucks. Which of course equals 10 bucks from 50 ppl. It doesnt sound like so much when i put it that way. But what 50 ppl are willing to give me 10 bucks? or what can i offer 50 ppl in exchange for 10 bucks? collectables? electronics? instruments? lessons? sexual favours? maybe if i make 25 counterfeit 20-dollar-bills and trade them in at 50 stores to get 50 ten-dollar-bills. this is a definate nut scratcher.

suck old men's cocks for $50 a pop. The average male ejaculate is only 1/2 teaspoon, so, when all is said and done you'll have your quarter pound and will have only swallowed a little more than a 1 1/2 tablespoons of man goo. Have fun!!

[smitty420]

just pull a couple scams.... one time me and my boy sold 50 brown protein pills as a type of exctasy called COCOA PUFFS forl ike 400 buckls

[lizzie on low]

If the time frame is so short, you may not have much of a chance but to sell the drum kit.

Try selling stuff on Craigslist - You'll have the cash in your hand and ready to spend much faster than Ebay, in my experience. Also, ask family friends if they'd like a babysitter, have their lawn mowed, or hell, even their houses cleaned. You'd be amazed how many lazy-ass housewives will shell out for a little dusting and scrubbing.

Sorry that I can't tell you the secret that makes $500 appear in your hands instantly. However, if you'd like to learn, send a letter to me with a money order for $500. :-D

[ShadowGate420]

Thanks alot for the help guys, I really appreciate it. I have a risky plan that should get me the money but I cannot tell you guys at this point. I'll let you know if everything goes well come Monday night.

[tootsie roll]

Okay, here's what you do.

You get a shit job that pays 5 bucks an hour and you work TEN HOURS A DAY!
You make 50 bucks a day and in 10 days (50x10) you make 500 bucks.
All in just a little over a week.
Well, it's not 4 days.. unless you work a better job but that's hard to find. Getting a job at all can take a long time too.
But if you do what I say and make 500 bucks, maybe your dude can hook you up with yet another similar deal though.. Just save the 500 bucks and wait for another opportunity like that.

BUT! While waiting.. Keep the job and continue to earn money!!!
You'll feel so good about yourself if you do that and your parents, friends, and family will respect you more and it will look very good when you apply for college in addition to better job opportunities in the future!
And when you finally get the weed, if you want you can just quit your job and sell weed and be the richest kid in school (or keep the job and do both and be insanely rich that you can buy a fuckin car).

nightprowler's idea sound's interesting, if it works then go for it.

Now, life is full of experiences.. some are worthless and you forget them.. others, like this for instance will STICK. For this case, this one little thing that will stick with you for life is: Do you want to forever remember that you pawned your lovable expensive drum set for drugs that will just run out like food. OR do you want to remember buying that fucking giant bag of weed purely out of JOB MONEY that you earned yourself the HARD way?! Every fuckin bowl you spark up will be so fuckin sweet you can taste it like a lions hungry teeth sinking into its virgin prey. And all for just 10 lousy days of work.

You know how many days are in the average human male life of say, 80 years?
29220 days.
Can't you use only 10 fucking days of your life working for 500 bucks?

It's up to you.. Sell your kit with a feeling of regret and pity and make 500 bucks for 1 day of work, OR
Work for 500 dollars honorablly for 10 days worth of work?


I wish I had a job at your age.. cause I never had a job and I'm gonna turn 20 so I have a shit resume.. no one wants to hire me..
Take my advice, it's very smart Jewish advice.
You gain tons of money, honor, and respect.
And please..
Have some fucking dignity..
..don't sell your drum kit for weed.


Excellent post Pride. You sound like a good young man. And smart too.

I was stupid once and sold something that would have made me very rich today--------- had I not been stupid.
Regrets are tough to swollow and they follow you for life.:(

[tootsie roll]

alright the reason I'm posting this is because im never going to do it again. From now on we'll just call him "Joe". Joe needed money really badly a few months ago so this is what he did.

He knew that paypal's terms did not cover "Intangible" items like ebooks,egold,or any type of online game accounts. So Joe went on ebay and found listings for World Of Warcraft accounts that were selling for large amounts. He found an account that was about to sell for over $700, and copied all the info in the listing as well as saved the picture of the character. The next day the auction for that account was over, so Joe started a listing that was identical to original, and put it up for a 1 day auction. Within 12 hours it was sold for $600 and the money was in his paypal account. Joe transferred the money to his bank account and he had the money in his hand in 2 days. Joe just told the buyer that he would not send the account details to him until the $ was in his hand.

About a week passes and the buyer realizes hes been scammed. So he sends lots of emails to joe but he never replies. Buyer then tries a paypal chargeback, but joe tells paypal that he sent the buyer his account, and the buyer is trying to scam joe. Joe also mentions to paypal that this is a WoW account and is an intangible item. A few days later paypal rules in Joes favor.

A month later joe does the same thing again but makes $700 this time. He does exactly the same thing as last time, but this time the buyer somehow found out joes home phone number. He calls alot, but after he gives the buyer the "run around" he stops calling. Paypal also finds Joe the winner of this chargeback.

Thats it. Just know that this can be risky and if youre going to use your own account with your own name attached to it, this is a stupid idea, and youll only win 2 buyer disputes tops.
"Joe" is an asshole and a thief.:cursing:

[tootsie roll]

You could dig up bodies and pawn tuxedos and maybe even find a few gold teeth, melt them down

That is sick and immoral at the very least.:(

I just noticed your "banned" status. hmmm, imagine that.:p

[tootsie roll]

If the time frame is so short, you may not have much of a chance but to sell the drum kit.

Try selling stuff on Craigslist - You'll have the cash in your hand and ready to spend much faster than Ebay, in my experience. Also, ask family friends if they'd like a babysitter, have their lawn mowed, or hell, even their houses cleaned. You'd be amazed how many lazy-ass housewives will shell out for a little dusting and scrubbing.

Sorry that I can't tell you the secret that makes $500 appear in your hands instantly. However, if you'd like to learn, send a letter to me with a money order for $500. :-D

If he came here and cleaned my house, took care of the lawn, helped in the gardens and did odd jobs, I'd pay him 500$
And it would be honest money for honest work. But it would be hard work too.

[tootsie roll]

Thanks alot for the help guys, I really appreciate it. I have a risky plan that should get me the money but I cannot tell you guys at this point. I'll let you know if everything goes well come Monday night.

Risky is not good. Risky means you could land in jail or be grounded til your 35.
Don't do it.
Geez, it's just weed. there will be more later.

[Jay Matix]

mow lawns or get a job...

doing something stupid for weed is stupid... 98% of the people in jail are thier because of money related issues... so think before you do something and just do it the right way...

[chisme]

That is sick and immoral at the very least.:(

I just noticed your "banned" status. hmmm, imagine that.:p



yeah he got banned for racist comments'


have a good one:thumbsup:

[buddymyfriend]

mow lawns or get a job...

doing something stupid for weed is stupid... 98% of the people in jail are thier because of money related issues... so think before you do something and just do it the right way...

So true:thumbsup: Money's the route of all evil!

Peace

Buddy

[IanCurtisWishlist]

go to a chat room posing as a 14 year old girl, and you'll be swamped by messages from internet pedophiles--choose a provocative chat name. send them pictures of the 14 year old girl, and then they will want to do the cyber sex thing with you. Play along, as this will only add to the facade. when you have the pedophile hooked on you ( and it won't take much) , you can then arrange a meeting for sex. Being a 14 year old girl, you must advise the pedophile that he should not personally buy the plane ticket for you, but he should wire you the money through western union to your older brother, who always wanted you to meet a nice older man. get the test question and the sender's information. go to western union and tell them you would like to pick up the money using the test question and sender's information. then you get the money in your pocket, no questions asked.

keep pressing him for money, and eventually he will wire you the money for the airfare. you can keep hitting him up for money until he won't pay any more. this is a confidence scam and it works really well, and plus he is unlikely to report it to the authorities because he is soliciting sex to a minor.

to do this it takes talent. if you got the talent, you can get the money. it's a variation on a 419 romance scam; i find it works really well when messing with pedophiles. i've never scammed them out of money but i definately could have got a couple hundred if i would have pressed him hard enough. it's all about what they call "social engineering". tell them what they want to hear and they will give you what they want .