View Full Version : HE PACKED ME A BLOWFLY!!
:eek: Yeah thats right ! smokin bongs at a mates place last nite! He packs me a bong ,I toke it up,he starts laughing, I say whats up man what u laughin at? then he tells me man i just packed u a dry blowfly from near the window with a bud on top !!!. Well dudes i lost it!! U FKN WHAT U FCK HEAD!!I grabbed him by the throat and smacked him in the head!!,then stormed out and went home...Now im home had a real bong and calmed down..im startin to feel bad,weve been friends for ages ..Should I apologiize or wat for him to! Im still dark abt tho!!! funny yeah but not at the time...YUCK!!:mad:
Mr. TBAGU 420
07-28-2006, 01:37 AM
Dude, i would of done the exact thing to him. I would of kicked his ass. That is so rude and shitty for a stoner to do that. You guys have been friends for along time? Jeez.. what a dick in my opinion. Next time do that shit to him and see how he likes it.
LuckyNiner
07-28-2006, 01:39 AM
Hahahahahahahhahaha, I laughed my ass off at that.
I think you should apologize; it was a pretty harmless practical joke. I'm sure burning live organic material like a fly is just as harmless as burning a plant..except for the inevitable harmful compounds that come from burning anything, you'll be fine. Though that is pretty fucking disgusting. On second thought, don't apologize, hit the bastard again.
Professor Dan K.
07-28-2006, 01:53 AM
omg thats a cunt act.thats like the day my brother packed my ex mother a bong 3 quater filled with white ox and topped it with a bit of green and then she woofed it down and it was the funniest thing ever seeing the slut chockin on it and her veins were poppin outta her thraot.well thats wat ya get when ya cant leave a packed bong on the table and the skank scabbed it.
what will your imagination come up with next?
wait wait lemme try.... yea man sounds like this one time i injected bleach into my veins.... fuck it was so intense!! i was trippin balls and seeing all kinds of animals and shit!!!! FUCK!!!1!!!111
what do you think?
As for the OP, man thats fucked up, i would do the same shit if one of my friends did that.
You knw the more i stew on it the more i wanna fkn hit him again!!! FUCK APOLOGIZING!!!.
Captain Jack Sparrow
07-28-2006, 02:27 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LMFAO THAT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS!
I seriously cannot stop laughing. How'd it taste dude?
lmao
[QUOTE= How'd it taste dude?
lmao[/QUOTE] like shit man thats the only way i can describe it!
TheFatKid
07-28-2006, 03:28 AM
ewww man, that is definetly not cool, i would smack him a few more times and just say "I'm doing this because I love you."
NextLineIsMine
07-28-2006, 04:47 AM
Pack him a chewy bowl, after hes smoked it and is all paranoid inform him its anthrax and he only has enough time on this world to tell his loved one goodbye
chill out, pretend like you forgot the whole thing so he lets his guard down, then one day like a month from now put something nasty in his bowl when he least expects it
an eye for an eye hey! food for thought cheers!:thumbsup:
mastahaze
07-28-2006, 05:16 AM
that sux man, but we have all hazed kids before, i remember wen i gave a kid a sip of a coke i had peed in
Tom Swierzbinski
07-28-2006, 05:17 AM
Jeez, it was a harmless practical joke. I think you have some other issues that need to be addressed if you grab a 'long standing' friend by the throat and smack him one, just for putting a dead bug in the bottom of a bowl.
OK i can take some criticism, i only punched him once in the face not like i caved him with a bat or somthin !!! thats just the way we are!.
bigmac2169
07-28-2006, 05:39 AM
thats a pretty dick move on your friends part. funny. but mean
D Ton
07-28-2006, 09:31 AM
Once i had this buddy who always came over and bummed my weed. He probably owed me an eighth at this point. So once he came over and i only had enough to get myself high. So i packed him a bowl of Basil. I took a hit too to make it look real, pretty horrible stuff. He still doesn't know!
Still rather basil than a blowfly i reckon.
YouD0nt
07-29-2006, 12:38 AM
that sux man, but we have all hazed kids before, i remember wen i gave a kid a sip of a coke i had peed in
r0fl!!
eetmiefuk
07-29-2006, 03:05 AM
get some bunk and piss in it, dry it back out and sell it too him.
lol pissy weed thats funny lol:D
OniEhtRedrum781
07-29-2006, 04:07 AM
damn, i would've fucked the guy up a lot worse, especially if it were a blowfly..
And the pic's just to put shit in perspective...
damn, i would've fucked the guy up a lot worse, especially if it were a blowfly..
And the pic's just to put shit in perspective...dude u made me almost taste it again !!!yeah man i still say he deserved it!!!:thumbsup:
lolol
im guna start pakcing some foreign objects into cones for ppl, just to see wat happens
still, woudlnt wana be on the receiving end lol
OniEhtRedrum781
07-29-2006, 05:32 AM
dude u made me almost taste it again !!!yeah man i still say he deserved it!!!:thumbsup:
my bad, don't want to trigger any bad flashbacks
thats cool dude it just reminds me of how fkn rank that little practical joke really was ... its just not right!!!.
ThatTokenWhiteGuy
07-29-2006, 09:21 AM
This thread still cracks me up! Especially the title. Sorry Kenn, just a damn funny thought:D
Thats ok man i think ther is some humour in it .I just wish i wasnt on the recieving end ...IM double checkin every cone that gets packed 4 me!!from now on . :thumbsup:
pixel
07-29-2006, 03:36 PM
i think this is the inception of a brand new smoking game im creating called "whos gonna smoke the fly rolled into the blunt" you roll up a big blunt with lotsa weed and somewhere in the blunt you put a fly. whos gonna be the unlucky bastard to take a few puffs then go to ash it and see that there was the fly there lol
soldier1944
07-29-2006, 06:09 PM
i think this is the inception of a brand new smoking game im creating called "whos gonna smoke the fly rolled into the blunt" you roll up a big blunt with lotsa weed and somewhere in the blunt you put a fly. whos gonna be the unlucky bastard to take a few puffs then go to ash it and see that there was the fly there lol
lol... fuck that shit:D
tendonut
07-29-2006, 10:24 PM
lmfao im so going to own this kid that allways smokes my weed and never puts out mwahhahha beatles juicy fat flies crickets mm heheh
OH NO IVE CREATED A MONSTER!!! CHECK UR WEED EVERYBODY !!! THERE CLD BE BUGS AND FLIES IN IT>lol
I HOPE U MEANT ROACHES LIKE THE LAST BIT OF A JOINT OTHERWISE U GOT ISSUES MAN!!!!
lilweedprincess88
07-30-2006, 04:15 AM
Tendonut u better not be thinking of puttin shit in my bowl...i didn't have the money to but ne tonight plus we got no hook up or i would have gotten it. Or i am sure if i do find sumthin in one of my bowls i can find a nasty bug for u too smoke too...;) lol
420purplehaze420
07-30-2006, 05:16 AM
that is straight up fucking gross man, act like your cool about it then pack him a toke of pubic hair and some bud on top
im not even kidding, thats what i would do, a dead fucking fly man? come on
pubic hair ......lol thats a crack up!!!
Reefer Rogue
07-30-2006, 11:05 AM
I bet you were flying.
LordSmaug
07-30-2006, 12:16 PM
you should lay off the exclamation points for a while....
radsta
07-30-2006, 10:24 PM
man i cant believe you actually smoked a blowfly! how rare is that - if my mate did that to me i would been sick all over him and told him to leave
i think you should make it up with him and when he '' thinks '' he has been forgiven invite him round for a meal and sneak something like maggots which can be baught from a fishing store into his steak and watch him eat it!! but it is up to you weather you tell him or not lol
this guy played on your trust now its your turn to play on his :)
WolfmansBrother
07-30-2006, 10:48 PM
Dude, i would of done the exact thing to him. I would of kicked his ass. That is so rude and shitty for a stoner to do that. You guys have been friends for along time? Jeez.. what a dick in my opinion. Next time do that shit to him and see how he likes it.
lmfao, i think i know who this iss.. lmfao
HighAllTheTime420
07-31-2006, 02:00 PM
Just get some weed and cum in it. When the cum dries, it will probably look just like THC resin. Sell the weed to him then tell him what u did right after he smokes it.
pixel
07-31-2006, 02:24 PM
so did you make right with your friend yet?
Big Calhoun
07-31-2006, 03:03 PM
LOL...That's nasty.
I'd just call him up and say something like, "You know what you did was fucked up, but we still cool...I'll be packing the bowls for now on" and just let it ride. No one likes to be a victim of a practical joke...but it was by a friend, theres was no harm so no foul, you smacked him, now toke up together....but YOU pack the bowl.
EDIT: Just one question though...how could you have not smelled that something was burning besides herb?
I caught up with my fly packin friend ,of all places our local dealers house.I walk in he looks at me ani at him and we just crack up laughin!.We both buy a bag and sit down for a sesh,I PACKED! WE TELL OUR DEALER THE STORY HE CRACKS UP AND GIVES US AFREE RAGE.sO THERES NO HARD FEELINGS BUT ILL BE DOIN THE PACKIN FROM NOW ON....lol.
BloodAngel
07-31-2006, 10:20 PM
Dude that's fucked up to do to a friend... You guys should do it to the "new guy" that everyone picks on or something :P
I still wanna pack him somthing nasty tho!! thanks for the great ideas dudes ...peace.
thats a shitty thing for someone to do but its not all that bad, its not like it killed you, he was just playing a joke on you. next time pack a fire cracker in a cig and give it to him, then when it blows his lips up say "haha i got you back!"
I caught up with my fly packin friend ,of all places our local dealers house.I walk in he looks at me ani at him and we just crack up laughin!.We both buy a bag and sit down for a sesh,I PACKED! WE TELL OUR DEALER THE STORY HE CRACKS UP AND GIVES US AFREE RAGE.sO THERES NO HARD FEELINGS BUT ILL BE DOIN THE PACKIN FROM NOW ON....lol. :thumbsup: i still wanna pack him somthin nasty!
:thumbsup: i still wanna pack him somthin nasty!
If you have calices on your feet, get a knife or scissors and cut some of the skin off. Then pack that for him. I know its gross but im high and just thought of it.:rasta:
lol thats the most discusting idea ive eva heard , a blowfly sounds tame now!
to all those who gave suggestions on how to payback my mate well hows this last nite i got him good. We were avin asesh he goes to get adrink so i quickly shoved my hand down my pants and ripped some pubes out of my ass area and packed him a fkn beauty.lol Even betta still he was so fkn stoned he woofed it down and didnt even notice. lol i love paybacks.lol
Bong30
08-10-2006, 12:57 AM
He would have been picking his ass up aff the ground.
TELL HIM THAT IS A PUSSY MOVE, AND NEXT TIME YOU WILL KILL HIM CHOP HIM UP AND SMOKE HIS ASS IN A SMOKER AND, THEN FEED HIM TO HIS FAMILY AND THEN WHEN THEY ARE DONE YOU WILL ASK HIM HOW IT TASTES.
NO respect...........You did the right thing
He needs to apoligize.........
stothelutz
08-10-2006, 03:09 AM
Dam talk about over reacting you should just get over it and get him back. I did the same thing to my friend but it was a moth and there was like 10 people who all almost passed out laughing. I got a nice bowl of basil later that year =/
stothelutz
08-10-2006, 03:10 AM
Ahahaha nice payback btw
i love this thread... makes me laugh everytime
420purplehaze420
08-10-2006, 05:34 AM
to all those who gave suggestions on how to payback my mate well hows this last nite i got him good. We were avin asesh he goes to get adrink so i quickly shoved my hand down my pants and ripped some pubes out of my ass area and packed him a fkn beauty.lol Even betta still he was so fkn stoned he woofed it down and didnt even notice. lol i love paybacks.lol
YES!!
nicely done man i would have been laughing so hard while he was doing it how could you resist?
but yeah glad you used my idea
Briandamage
08-10-2006, 05:52 AM
All you gotta do is make up with him to get his guard down,then in a few weeks put gunpowder/lighter fluid/ firecrackers in the bottom of the pipe and let him have the first hit!
When he hits it, his face should go on fire (if your lucky and he breathed in enough, he will have inhaled the flame and be burning from the inside as well).... at this point you should whip out the can of hairspray/ gasoline/ bug spray, and spray him all over so the fire spreads to his whole body
Now you can sit back and watch as he rolls all over the floor, trying desperatly to put the fire out and laugh.
You can then SAY something like, "HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW BITCH?!", or,"BURN BURN BURN!"
When he finally stops moving piss on him to put the fire out
now your even..
just in case you didnt realize this is a joke so don't actually do it, it would be considered murder and you could go to jail
All you gotta do is make up with him to get his guard down,then in a few weeks put gunpowder/lighter fluid/ firecrackers in the bottom of the pipe and let him have the first hit!
When he hits it, his face should go on fire (if your lucky and he breathed in enough, he will have inhaled the flame and be burning from the inside as well).... at this point you should whip out the can of hairspray/ gasoline/ bug spray, and spray him all over so the fire spreads to his whole body
Now you can sit back and watch as he rolls all over the floor, trying desperatly to put the fire out and laugh.
You can then SAY something like, "HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW BITCH?!", or,"BURN BURN BURN!"
When he finally stops moving piss on him to put the fire out
now your even..
just in case you didnt realize this is a joke so don't actually do it, it would be considered murder and you could go to jail
ya ppl dont like murders too much
think green
08-10-2006, 08:25 AM
piss a little in his bongwater next time you see him getting ready to blaze up
edit: shit, should have read this page before i posted haha, too late
pope mate all i can say is U R A CUNT!!
Delta9 UK
08-10-2006, 02:19 PM
Break the head off a match and drop that in his bowl.
Screw that - 3 match heads (it was a blowfly ffs!)
Bit of green on top
Should be a surprise for him :)
Plus the Sulphur from the matches tastes like shit.
Used to do this occassionally with joints - sort of a 420 spliff roulette ;) The one who Bogarts the most usually gets burned
Nochowderforyou
08-10-2006, 02:47 PM
Sounds like a nasty joke he played on you.
Next time, roll up a joint filled with pubes and let him fire it up. Just get him to smoke something nasty, like he did to you. Revenge is weet, and what's sweeter than getting a buddy to smoke your pubes! :p
Not Enough Herb
08-10-2006, 03:55 PM
get a nug from ur bag, put it in ur ass so u get just a little shit on it and lots of ass sweat! give him the last nug sayin ur too stoned to smoke it. As he's hitting the bong, get up and scream" that weed was in my ass!!!!!!" he'll most likely spit out his hit, and if your lucky, get some bong water on his pants.
payback
later
dejayou30
08-10-2006, 04:24 PM
wait for an opportunity to piss in his bong water
BloodAngel
08-11-2006, 04:44 AM
Dam talk about over reacting you should just get over it and get him back. I did the same thing to my friend but it was a moth and there was like 10 people who all almost passed out laughing. I got a nice bowl of basil later that year =/
hahaha they packed basil for you... I'm trying that someday
memoryburner
08-12-2006, 06:20 AM
dude. thats disgusting. i say u pack him a bowl with something worse.
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