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TheFatKid
07-26-2006, 04:38 AM
So, its the end of eighth grade, and a few friends and I wanted to go out with a bang. Our field trip comes up, and its at a huge resortish type of place, with free food, free games, free pool, sports, pretty much whatever you want. So the day before, we get a nice sized blunt for a three friends and I.

We get there, it starts raining, no problem. It quickly ends. There are little hut cabin things scattered across the grounds. We decide to smoke in one of those, but these little snotty rich kids come up to us and won't leave. We decide to go down to the waterfront of this place. We walk around, and eventually find a few paths leading far into the woods and what not. Eventually after walking very far, we find ourselves at a valley. Well, my paranoid friend decides that we should go ALL the way to the bottom, even though it is very steep. Alright, so we are sitting there, at the bottom of the valley, smokin a blunt. Skip to the end, we spray tons of cologne and leave. When we were walking up, I told my friends we were "wall walking" up Mount Hyjal, and we could get a 3-Day ban for this.(People who play WoW know what I'm talking about.) So we are walking all the way back to the main parts, and my dumb ass decides that I'm gonna walk across a stick to go across a huge mud puddle, instead of walking around it. I walk, I slip. "Help me guys! My shoe came off and its sinking in the ground!" My shoe is basically all mud by this point, and it sucks huge balls.


After we approached the main part, my friend's go and get munchies, I am too scared to be around the teachers high, so I go off by myself and find people to bother. I am feeling so great. My friends come back after an hour or so, and they got really mad, even though I told them to wait. We walk around, get some cotton candy, and then we split up again, since I told one kid to get me a hamburger, then I tell my stoner friend that I'm going on a quest to get level 60. I tell the hamburger friend we are in Stormwind, and all the people here just got back from killing Nefarian and got phat lewtz. I walk around some more, in the same circle over and over. No one got me food =(. After that, we play some games, be our normal stupid selves, and go swimming.


The End.

Share your school/field trip stories!
(Sorry for the long post, I was just really bored)

halo
07-26-2006, 06:05 AM
Im not gonna lie thats pretty hilarious.

By the way are you ethsfreshman?

NextLineIsMine
07-26-2006, 06:27 AM
you sound very uncool, highschool is going to be a whirl wind of pain and torment for you

munchable
07-26-2006, 07:50 PM
ROFLCOPTER nah man ive done fucking WoW jokes on my friend i was like ahh shit man onyxia is after ur ass he piss bolted and we didnt see him till morning

2ci420
07-26-2006, 09:08 PM
wow..

TheFatKid
07-27-2006, 03:39 AM
Halo, yes I'm a freshman.

NextInLine, why is this.

Munchable, that is great shit. What do your non-WoW friends say to you when you start talking about it. And what server are you on? >_>

TheFatKid
07-27-2006, 04:21 AM
Oh, I just found out who etsfreshman was, sorry about misinterpreting your post.

usedchemicals
07-27-2006, 08:58 AM
Halo, yes I'm a freshman.

haha funny shit :D

YouD0nt
07-27-2006, 07:59 PM
^ are you ethsfreshman? *i'm a freshman!* lol :stoned:

BigBird
07-27-2006, 08:30 PM
DUDE WOW JOKES FTW

i know one guy that got blazed out of his mind and he ended up striping to his boxers and running around with a ruler yelling heroic strike and ambushing people

i neerly pissed myself was laughing so hard

zero2104
07-27-2006, 08:37 PM
ya wen u get to high school and ur at a party blazed with other upperclassmen u might want to NEVER bring up WoW ever!!!!!!

BigBird
07-27-2006, 09:12 PM
haha i think it depends on who ur partying with, i know people that are down with it and people that arent. but no ones like omg video games u fucking lame-o. i really like my school haha

TheFatKid
07-28-2006, 03:16 AM
It seems I only bring up WoW in the daytime. Here's another story about it. Be prepared for weirdness.


So me and my friend smoke a half oz in the morning. We walk around in the forest we were smoking in and I keep yelling, OMG LETS GET OUT OF STV PLEASE so my friend is like,"yeah, sure whatever" and we go get food. We walk down the main road and I keep telling him how quick it took us to get to Elwynn Forest and how we HAVE to get to Stormwind ASAP. He "agrees" so we go down to Stormwind(my house) We chill, blah blah, same stuff, fuck around, yeah. We decide to go get Taco Bell(best munchie food ever)So we walk all the way down there, and I keep talking about how we are in Searing Gorge and its really hot. I then tell my friend that Taco Bell is Molten Core, and as soon as we get there, we get epics. So we get there, and as soon as my friend opens the door I yell LUCCIIIFROOOON. We order our food, and just crack up since there were random businesspeople just sitting there making corny jokes. Thats about all the interesting stuff that happened that day, it was fun =).


btw, stop making fun of me for the etsfreshman thing =(

BigBird
07-28-2006, 09:38 AM
DUDE HAHAHA

that is awesome


these brownies i have in my lap are naxx, they totally just skip bwl

TheFatKid
07-29-2006, 03:17 AM
DUDE HAHAHA

that is awesome


these brownies i have in my lap are naxx, they totally just skip bwl


Did you get to Kel'Thuzad's lair yet? :rasta:

BigBird
07-29-2006, 07:00 AM
haha shya

when i used to play(i recently uninstalled for no real reason) we were all of bwl,mc, to twin emps in aq40, all of zg and aq20, and we downed a boss in naxx. it was good times

TheFatKid
08-02-2006, 03:31 AM
The farthest I ever got was the second dude in AQ20, Hakk in ZG, and Rag in MC =(