stoned essay

[silasbotwin]

http://www.eng.usf.edu/~dionson/ezzay/


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[Big Calhoun]

BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!! I love reading papers like that after people turn them in. I just like to erad the instructors comments.

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Genuine17]

hahahahahahahahahaha i love the holes punched on the wrong side hahahahahaha and the simple question written for them "Why?"

and than the pink background is hilarious

hahahaha the king has a bad case of limp dick so they had to adopt

[mulltie]

lmao thats sum funny shit

[Its a Plant]

Haha, that shit is really funny, but my only question is why does the handwriting look like a middle school student wrote it? Maybe it's just me, but that doesn't look like anything close to a teacher's handwriting. Meh, it's funny, but probably a fake.

[crudemood]

Haha, that shit is really funny, but my only question is why does the handwriting look like a middle school student wrote it? Maybe it's just me, but that doesn't look like anything close to a teacher's handwriting. Meh, it's funny, but probably a fake.

yeah what i thought, especially at the end.
but it is funny, so many random moments. the rap that comes out of nowhere? hahaha
and the wrong side punch and the coloured papers.
and FUCKING DOUCHE BAG. lmao. so halarious.

[Genuine17]

just because they are a teacher doesnt mean they have to have nice handwriting.

some of my teachers have the worst handwritting or maybe it was an old teacher with a shaky hand.

[Its a Plant]

haha that looks all-too-familiar to that of a youngster just learning how to write. I remember my whole third grade class had handwriting like that...so I can only assume it's a young kid. And I still think it is. If a teacher doesn't have good handwriting, it's because it's messy, not squiggly and doesn't stink of struggle that the author went through to write it. : )

[420somewhere]

I am not an english major...I do not particurlarly like english. I moderately like english. I can write a paper. Just from saying that... NO ENGLISH TEACHER WOULD MISTAKE "TO" FOR "TOO" OR VICE VERSA!! ..EVER!

... "Page is to big" ...

..and the only thing marked on the paper is the most outrageous-supposed-to-be-funny parts...like the funny sentences and curse words. Nothing about grammar or anything for English? Anndd someone already said that the handwriting is that of a 10 year olds!

That's good for a kick but its a shame about all the fakes that are coming up on cann.com

Edit: And someones got to be sucking some major ass to get a 61% D on that paper!

[mowie wowie]

Well its obviously fake. Not to mention, what kind of an amazing english teacher uses "to" in place of "too" ? I mastered that in the second grade.

But none the less it's funny.

But uhh, a 61%? I've written papers while i was sober and had my mom check over them and gotten a lower grade than that... wtf he got like 40 points taken off for cursing , 15 off for the thesis statement, 13 off for the third page... and a 61%? fuck.

[cannabis campbell]

haha Lmao! :D that was fun

[Big Calhoun]

I don't think it's fake...

The URL ends the usual way when you have directory structure set up for personal internet usage (web space, FTP, shell accounts)...~dionson. That Mr. Dionson apparently facilitates and/or teaches at some sort of program, which you find by accessing the index.

All of that to say...............

It's still some funny shit!

EDIT: Someone should e-mail that guy the link to this thread! LOL! :D

[Its a Plant]

Lol...then after the teacher's name in the URL, it's followed by "ezzay". Haha, it's supposed to be essay. It's a joke. I've seen that same paper on another site a while ago, and it was still a funny fake.

[chisme]

i dotn get why they scanned each image with the corner bent the same way....if it was a "paper" wouldnt the page"flap" rotate between the left and right?

[Big Calhoun]

That was because he didn't remove the staple when he scanned it. That grey area in the subsequent pages is just filler.

[mowie wowie]

Tell me what weed will cause you to hole punch both sides of the paper, write written death threats, cuss in every sentence, talk about limp dicks, snorting cocaine, and fail to write a full page in the essay, but still have logical sentences talking about Oedipus, and type in perfect punctuation and spelling.

If the teacher's handwriting doesn't do it for you, how about the fact that she/he doesn't know their [too/to] seperation yet, but is an english teacher. Or the fact that he/she doesn't make a single comment on puncuation, grammar, or anything that isnt shunning the kid for his halarious cursing and innapropriate remarks. Or the fact that he got a 61% after getting about 50 points taken off just for fucking around.

But don't get me wrong, it's quite funny. I would be proud if i made that, too.

[bobmarleyjr.]

hahahahha thats funny as hell, "the greeks contirbuted many things such as anal sex" hah thats funny, especially if it was real it would be really funny lol