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smokealot123
07-25-2006, 02:48 AM
when my mom was in the flower gerden today, she was randomly picking out weeds and i had 2 marijuana plants that just sprouted a couple of days ago:dance: so i said what are u doing ?, she said shes plucking the weeds from the flower garden so the flowers will grow better.. and i said "no, i was takeing care of that and i will water them and pluck the weeds every day.. then she said "no thats allright i like doing it..

so as she was plucking around my sprouted weed plants i grabed the hose in a despirate attempt to save the seedlings and spraid her:( she quickly backed off and these were my exact words.. (i thought i played her like a flute).

"mom, i dont want to sound gay or anything but i got a couple of seeds from wallmart and im seeing if they can grow.. see, look at the sprouts"

she said "i can read you like a book, you found the weed seeds that your sister left behind when she was breaking up her weed"

and i couldnt lie so i agreed with her, and i couldnt believe she said i didnt have to hide it from her.. she actually said that i could grow in the house but she said there alot of work.. and what shocked me more is when she game me pointers on how to grow and that she had grown marijuana plants before.. holly fuck im so excited ? i think is the word:confused:

:rasta: i hope when i start growing seriously the friendly people from this amazing site can help me through it :)

and on a further note i got a new job at wallmart and my birthdays in 3 days:)

happy smokeing:rasta:
soldier1944
07-25-2006, 02:49 AM
ahahahahah:pimp:
smokealot123
07-25-2006, 02:50 AM
yay my poker buddys here :) lol.. the fun never stops, seriously:rasta:
smokealot123
07-25-2006, 02:51 AM
ahahahahah:pimp:

dont u find that amazing lol.. i feel it's like a dream but i dont wake up :)
cannabis campbell
07-25-2006, 02:52 AM
lucky fuck!
cannabis campbell
07-25-2006, 02:55 AM
How many plants you gonna grow then?
smokealot123
07-25-2006, 02:56 AM
im almost crying im so happy lol.. it's a great feeling not haveing to hide shit, but the post i made before the plant was a marijuana plant but sadly it is a male and aparently it wont but.. and my dad said he doesent even know how it got there:confused: but what sux is if my dad finds out we dont know what he will say.. and all along i thought i had to hide this from my mom:dance:
smokealot123
07-25-2006, 02:57 AM
How many plants you gonna grow then?

2 lol.. i know.. but thats before i thought that i wasnt aloud

we are moving soon into a big house because 6 people are moving in with us so i will have my own grow room hopefully.. and the best part is my uncle who is 23 smoke full tilt and has a bit of expieriance on growing:rasta:

great, im now known as the chronic family kid haha
cannabis campbell
07-25-2006, 02:57 AM
How much room do you have?, might aswell grow as many as you can if i could i would grow 10 if i was allowed

Also what strains are they
smokealot123
07-25-2006, 03:01 AM
when i planted the seeds they looked really ripe and had the color of a marbel gecko if u know what they look like but the strain i dont know (sisters bag seeds) ?? hahaha

i found that quite funny
smokealot123
07-25-2006, 03:05 AM
oops sorry, u asked how many im gunna grow.. i thought u said how many do i have growing right now.. lol im hopeing on getting about 20 - 25 seeds from bud and maby some stores ? idk.. i want top quality though and a variety.. i would probally hope to get a fue females.. how many do u think i will get from 20 - 25 ? on average.. how may females.. whats my odds here guys ??
Fattie
07-25-2006, 03:34 AM
If you order from a seed site which i recommend you can get feminised seeds (all females) of the highest quality and the biggest variety showing pictuers of the bud. :) try www.seedboutique.com have no idea if legit but i look at picutres there every now and then. Im sure peopole here can help you with legit sites if that one isnt.

By the way, listen to the songs in my sig, Ive had them there for awhile and I have no idea if anyone has listened and liked.
soldier1944
07-25-2006, 04:17 AM
thats awwumsome dude
UnitedParcelSecrets
07-25-2006, 08:51 AM
My Mom is kinda the same ... but I just told her right up front!
smokealot123
07-25-2006, 07:14 PM
My Mom is kinda the same ... but I just told her right up front!

everyone should do this.. what r they gunna do.. send u to boot camp for haveing a draw every now and then ?

but the funny thing about it is she said i can grow but not smoke:confused:
Fattie
07-25-2006, 07:16 PM
a simple answer to that. Vaporizer. I actually just now made another one. Its real simple, way healthier, and no smell. You can smoke it in your room and no smell will happen. If you need to know how say so and i will post a link to a video.
chisme
07-25-2006, 07:19 PM
look mate no offence to you, im glad your half-way "allowed" to grow but i must say.


WHATCH WHAT YOUR SAYING IF WORST CAME TO WORST AND YOUR HOUSE WAS RAIDED AND THEY MANAGED TO SURFICE ANY COPY OF WHAT YOU'VE JUST WRITTEN.

....WELL YOU WOULDNT SEE YOUR MOM FOR A WHILE. (BIG TROUBLE FOR YOUR MOM)


seriouse mate no offence intended but you know what i mean :D
smokealot123
07-25-2006, 07:27 PM
look mate no offence to you, im glad your half-way "allowed" to grow but i must say.


WHATCH WHAT YOUR SAYING IF WORST CAME TO WORST AND YOUR HOUSE WAS RAIDED AND THEY MANAGED TO SURFICE ANY COPY OF WHAT YOU'VE JUST WRITTEN.

....WELL YOU WOULDNT SEE YOUR MOM FOR A WHILE. (BIG TROUBLE FOR YOUR MOM)


seriouse mate no offence intended but you know what i mean :D

your jealous..

jk haha, i dont think police will raid my house for 2 stems though.. maby a slap on the wrist:(
yankeesgirl83
07-25-2006, 07:34 PM
Having a stoner mommy is cool indeed. :D
smokealot123
07-25-2006, 07:35 PM
You are ofcially off my best friends list punk.

*checks him off*

But aye your mom is real cool.Even if i give my mom the famous speeck about weed(weed is from the earth mom,and who created the earth?GOD!)she'll still kick my ass

just say you enjoy a random draw here and there.. im not hurting anybaudy.. just enjoyable..:rasta:
smokealot123
07-25-2006, 07:36 PM
My mom smokes.She think i don't know.She be in the room when my step dad be blazing.Then i look at her lips and her shits be black as fuck.lol

cocaine user.. jk
DaZeDShAdOw
07-25-2006, 07:40 PM
Same with my mom if i were to give her 1,000,000 positive facts and even if i were to proove to her its not bad she would still probably kick my ass the truth is tho we all know its not bad 4 u ...........
Nochowderforyou
07-25-2006, 07:41 PM
It's cool that your mom is letting you do that, but my advice is don't grow such a large amount that the cops have a reason to raid your house...know what I'm saying?

Grow just a few plants. Not enough to grow attention.

If you choose to be dumb about it, you and your mom, especially, will get in huge shit. A judge looking at a mother who lets her teenage song grow marijuana isn't going to look good on her record. Be smart about it, and keep loose liups about it to friends. Last thing you want is all your friends knowing, and making your house a target...with your mom there too.

Be safe and enjoy!
WeedFaerie420
07-26-2006, 02:22 AM
That's some great news :) Happy growing!
smokealot123
07-26-2006, 03:33 AM
thanx.. i want to grow blueberry.. ?? what do you all think ? and probally doing hydro:rasta:
cuziwashigh420
07-26-2006, 03:30 PM
haha good for you! when my mom found out i smoked it was so much better. I feel liek we got closer now that we smoke together and wat not. She gives me weed too when im dry. We're gonna start growing some plants too.
smokealot123
07-26-2006, 05:55 PM
haha good for you! when my mom found out i smoked it was so much better. I feel liek we got closer now that we smoke together and wat not. She gives me weed too when im dry. We're gonna start growing some plants too.

your luckier ahha, although it did bring us closer for some weird reason, but the fact that she doesent want me to smoke it is kinda dificult.. now i have to lie to her:(