paranoia...... FUCK 5-0 5-0 RUN

[da haze meister]

well i jsut got back from smoking a good blunt... and jesus christ im paranoid as fuck. well so im baked right, and were in this guys car smoking another fat blunt... and were on our way to my street... and fuckin just as i blow a huge hit out the window (cool ass car its a old jeep cherokee (93 i think) and it is lowered on daytons... with hydraulics-fun to roll while high an dplay with htem) anyway right as i blow the hit out... fuckin a cop pulls up behind us and is tailgaying us and shit... i nearly shat my pants... cuz in the passengers seat is the detective that investigated my drug charge... and im already baked... an im gettin really noid... and i was ready to jump out and fucking run cuz i know the neigborhood better... so we take a detour and the cop passes thank god... but shit i wuz about to piss myself... not literally but i was fucking freakin out... anyone else get mad noid like this? i mean i was even paranoid after a few bowls... and we went to the corner store and picked up a swisher sweet... and the window was open as we rolled the blunt (tinted ass windows) with the 2000 watt system blaring,.... and this random ass black dude with a do rag comes up like yo man its that time of the night... and was just bein cool cuz he saw ryan come out with the rillo knew we were rollin a blunt... and he was lauging and i was noid that he was a cop. a black guy with a do rag being a cop. dammn yo.. just smoked 2 more bowls... an im just wigging out you know> scared me...
anyone else get mad noid like this?

[pokin smot]

haha u said tailGAYing lol... hellz yea i get hella paranoid when im at some random persons house... sometimes in class too

[wordddddd]

everyone gets paranoid man, its completely normal. it all depends on the situation, i think you just got so freaked out cause there was a lot at stake here and you couldve easily gotten fucked really bad....understandable dude. get burnt and go to sleep, itll be gone in the morning

[FeastonThisSHITT]

I used to get paranoid back when possesion of weed was totaly illegal. But a year or two ago my country (Canada) decrimed the weed under 30 gs, so all the cops can do to me now is take my weed and slap me on the wrist with a fine.

[Bong30]

Haze why would you get hassled in a rig like that......... asking for trouble

please.................lowerd on Ds.................Please again...

here in colorado we call that a snow plow.........

[da haze meister]

Haze why would you get hassled in a rig like that......... asking for trouble

please.................lowerd on Ds.................Please again...

here in colorado we call that a snow plow.........
ROFl
snow plow that refers to coke right?
im almost sure i saw a coke deal go down earlier
i was waiting in a parking lot for my ride
and fukken this navigator on 24s and a pontiac aztek pull up to a lincoln that was already there... and they open the trunk and start putting gym bags into it... im jsut assuming coke cuz the guy sitting in the back of the nav looked to have a gun... i dont know tho could have been a bat or jsut a stick... no idea
but it freaked me out

[Bong30]

Dude get your head outa the gutter.

snowplow refers to when we get a foot of snow, and you are in your jeep lowered with Ds you will be plowing the streets for the rest of us.

When you are in a rig like that (cool as it my be) you are asking for trouble... my2

[wordddddd]

hahahaha now THATS sketchy. i know id never have the balls to do it, but id LOVE to just walk up to them out of the blue and be like. yo guys, let me get $60 worth of whatever is in those gym bags and ill keep my mouth shot


(yeah yeah i know id get shot, beat up, owned etc. and would never do it but itd be funny)

[da haze meister]

yeah i hope they didnt see me...
i have heard stories about what they do to witnesses man oh man
but i woulda outran them anyway

[BloodAngel]

I don't ever get paranoid, I just get careful

[FeastonThisSHITT]

Why do you get careful?

[bluedevilar4]

yeah, when im smoking and like some thing tripps me out like cops or sum then like that ive had the exact same shit happen where i think like hella chill ppl are liek undercover cops and like every thing is a fucking trap i always though it was just me that was fucked in the head

[Big Calhoun]

The only time I get paranoid concerning cops is when I'm smoking in the car. The cops in Texas will get out of their vehicles and use a radar/laser device that has binoculars. So as I'm coming up over a hill or see a cop in the shadows while passing through an underpass, I always think I'm busted. Knock on wood...not yet. At least I'm getting better about knowing where they'll be when they do that.

[thcbongman]

When you are paranoid, you don't get caught. Don't let down your guard!

[Nochowderforyou]

I never get paranoid. I never carry enough with me for time or even a small charge. Cops are pretty lienient towards the herb, and that's fine by me. :)

[JR77]

There's no point in being paranoid - I don't let myself BE paranoid - Either shit will happen or it won't...control what you can and don't worry about the things you can't control!!

[Nochowderforyou]

Being paranoid is just a waste of weed. And yeah, talking to cops too.

[UMrocksmysocks]

I never get paranoid. I never carry enough with me for time or even a small charge. Cops are pretty lienient towards the herb, and that's fine by me. :)

minus the last sentence; cops are real assholes about herbs where i am. but i never carry anything on me and just blaze up at my house :thumbsup: :rasta:

[PaRaNoIa]

Damn... I thought this was a thread in my honuor..:(:p lol:D

[big smoke07]

Ha, think thats bad? Just 3 nights ago me and my friends were high as hell smoking in the street and some1 called the cops. I hid the bowl in the back of the truck, and cop questioned us for like 10 mins. My friend talked us out of it and the cop just told us to go home. So we walked behind my friends house but he wasnt with us and the cops started to search the truck we rode in(we told him no1 was driving though). Sure enough they found the damn pipe we were smoking out of. As soon as we saw them pick it up we took off running. They called in another cop to help search for us. We were running for atleast an hour hiding here and there. My friends gf had to come pick us up at 5 in the morning.


Then i was involved with the cops again but i dont feel like typing that all that shit. Lets just say we were high and got pulled over.



But we all did get really stoned after all this....just to make up for it.:rasta:

[3rdEyeVision]

hydraulics lol, how'd you meet a person with a car like that???? but yeah shouldnt smoke in just heat score places.....just park the car next time you smoke lol



^^^^that was an illegal search wasnt it?? could they still use the pipe as evidence???? and wouldnt they just find out whos licence it is on their computers and go to the persons house

[greenhorizon]

yeah, my buddy and i usually head up to a bluff in our area, at night, and enjoy the wonders of nature and smoke once we get to our safe haven on the side of the bluff.

anyways, the worst paranoia for us is usually getting back to the car, because its on an otherwise abandoned road, and it would prolly look pretty suspicious if a cop saw our car parked in the middle of fucking nowhere at 2 am or so.

yesterday, we were driving to his house pretty baked still, and a cop turns its sirens and lights on, and we pull over, thinking he'll pass. he edges behind us and starts slowing down, and i'm thinking oh shit, but at the last second he fucking turns down another street. the sigh of relief in the car was audible. :rasta:

[Rain Man]

^^^^that was an illegal search wasnt it?? could they still use the pipe as evidence???? and wouldnt they just find out whos licence it is on their computers and go to the persons house

Sadly, a lot of people who do drugs or generally break the law don't know their rights. He probably consented to the search, and the cop found the pipe, not a good thing to do. I've avoided many searches by just saying something like 'Officer, I prefer not to waive my constitutional rights to anybody. If you must conduct a search, please show me a warrant and I will be happy to comply.'

Don't let the cop fool you into anything, he can't search you without probable cause, and you stoned off your ass in not probable cause. If he searches you anyway, it's probably an illegal search, in which case you could be carrying a pound of herb and still get off scott free. Be smart, learn your rights and your laws if you smoke.

[JuggaloAtTheDoor]

I once thought a gr. 9 potsmoker, and a gr 9dealer were in with the cops.. nearly beat em both up.. tho it didnt make sense after a while, cuz I'd toked many times w/ both, bought shit.. no cops.. and also the non-dealer guy, beat the shit outta this guy he doesnt like, so I guess its all str8

[big smoke07]

No he didnt find the pipe while we were there. After talking our way out of it he told us just go to back home. While we were walking away they started to search the truck, THEN they found the pipe. Thats when we started running. Part of our story was that the truck was my friends mom and she was out clubbing with a friend.


About the liscense plates, i have no clue. We all thought he was done for the next day but surprisingly he wasnt.

Although the next day my friend who lived in the neighborhood got in a fight with his dad and his mom called the cops. Guessed who showed up? Same cops who chased us last night. He's grounded for the rest of the summer.

[Rain Man]

Ok,

1. Why didn't you just drive home in the truck? Why did you just walk away from it?

2. That was probably an illegal search. If you go to court you better tell your lawyer that. The evidence will not be admissable in court and you will probably get off with nothing. The cop will get in trouble for violating your rights. Now, if he asked if he could search the vehicle and you said yes... Well, that sucks.

[orangeman]

Haze your still high, shut the hell up lol!

[iwantmyownplace]

i try to smoke outdoors as much as possible
samething happan to me as dhm

[Turtlebob11]

i've only ever been paranoid once when i was in my friends house who was on vacation even though they said it was alright. the same friend though gets paranoid everytime and always tries to make us stop smoking before we finish because they think we're going to get caught.

[FeastonThisSHITT]

i've only ever been paranoid once when i was in my friends house who was on vacation even though they said it was alright. the same friend though gets paranoid everytime and always tries to make us stop smoking before we finish because they think we're going to get caught.


lol, I've smoked with people like that, they get all noid-ass and trip out, but for me it makes the high funnier.

[LittLeWinG]

I got blazed as fuck last nights with some friends. We saw alot of cops and we sat behind 15 army military dudes at KFC and they were staring at us like "are those kids high on MARIJUANA" and we were laughing at them....but i was so paranoid at the same time, i was glad to get out of there

[da haze meister]

999th post lil wing....
good job
im almost to 2000
im just chillen like a villain.. i dont even get paranoid anymore... at least at home... cuz i am a responsible, smart, bright, hardworking young man and if she catches me toking, who cares...