COULD ONLY HAPPEN WHEN IM STONED!

[Kenn]

last nite i was token while i was surfin the net ,just enjoying bein so toasted!All of a sudden i cld smell somthin burnin and it wasnt weed! Looked down at my lap MY FUCKIN JEANS WERE ON FIRE!!.A BURNING BOWL HAD LANDED IN MY LAP !i was so stoned i didnt even notice it smoldering in my lap!!By the time i did notice my hole lap was smoldering u know how jeans burn! any way ran outside ripped my jeans offand put em out with the hose.i got a few blisters on my legs for good mesure! After i calmed down i had to laugh only when ur stoned cld shit like this happen.IS THERE ANYONE ELSE OUT THERE WITH BURNT JEANS FROM SMOKIN WEED?...LOL.!!!

[sMokethEntoke]

nope never burnt my jeans lol ive burnt my fingers and shit many times

btw how did the bowl get there in the first place?

[Kenn]

I GUESS I DROPPED IT IN MY LAP TO STONED TO NOTICE!!LOL

[zero2104]

dude, hopefully ur cock didnt burn,

i dont know wat i would ever do if i was stoned and i actidentally burned off my dick :(

[lagstronaut]

dude im laughin so hard right now..i'd love to see someone run out their door with their pants on fire lmao

[Kenn]

Man i laughed hard at myself too! So did my girl she saw me runn out the door in a cloud of smoke!!!lol

[usedchemicals]

haha, this thread made me laugh so damn hard

[Damon32]

Dude one time back in the day... I went to the bank and cashed a check. Well...I sat the stack of money in the passengers seat and proceeded to smoke a bowl of G13 hydro.....

Well I'm just stoning out cruising along a side street enjoying my favorite tunes singing along and shit when a few minutes pass and then I smell something burning....."My passenger seat and my fucking money man!!" I'm tripping balls cuz like my car seat is on fire like a muther fucker!!I almost crashed the car because I freaked out while I was driving I leaned over and opened the passenger door and I'm trying to "wipe" the fire out the door! .I'm swerving all over the place and my door almost hits a parked car in the road and money is flying out my car into the road and shit!!! Totally ruined the buzz......

I slam the car into park and slam my mouth on the steering wheel almost knocking my teeth the fuck out. I'm wandering around in the road (with a bloody mouth I might add) picking up money and flagging cars out of the way and shit. Cars are honking at me and shit!! The wind is blowing my money all over!! What a fucking buzz kill man!! I look back on it and laugh my ass off but then I was crying man. I lost like 2 or 3 hundred bucks and that was all I had. Back then it was alot of money.

[Kenn]

Man thats a an awsome story i pssed myself laughing ,i know it wouldnt of been funny at the time but man if i saw shit like that when i was stoned i wouldve broke down with laughter!!!lol only when were stoned hey!!!!!!!!!

[crudemood]

well kenn you must have been lying at some point during the day.. cuz why else would your pants catch on fire? . think about it ;)

[Kenn]

ha ha iget it liar liar pants on fire !!!! lol U know u cld be right ,I lie to my girl about how much ispend on weed all the time.

[scream]

i burn holes in my pants all the time, but they've never caught on fire. it mostly hapens when i drink and smoke

[greenetn05]

i haven't caught my pants on fire but have had a cherry fall on my shirt and burn holes in it. anyway i got a funny story about a friend of mine this guy likes to keep the roaches and i have seen him put the roach in his shirt pocket and it was still lit his poket started smokeing and then he is trying to put it out it was funny cause dude isn't that bright anyway but was funny

[Kenn]

wow man im stoned man i smoke leaf man wow man im on cloud 9 man:rasta: :rasta: MAN WHAT DRUG R U ON CAUSE ITS CERTAINLY IS NOT WEED !!. MAY BE U SHOULD TRY CRACKHEADS . COM..!

[Damon32]

crackheads.com?? That is too funny. I bet there really is website with forums like this isn't there? Kinda ruins it for honest weed smokers like us.

[Big Calhoun]

LOL, that is funny. Safety first! I've burned my fingers a couple of times and put a few small holes in the car seat. Nothing I had to 'extinguish'...

[JR77]

Please...if I could count all the holes in my T-shirts from falling weed!

[DylanN89]

only thing i have witch is totally fucking ridicolous... we me and my buddies blaze we love to hit a couple of blunts ona shade.... unfortunatlly i always drive and there are burn holes in my fucking car now... like big dumbass ones.... o well... guess i better roll up my philly grape and relax ...:D

[JuggaloAtTheDoor]

haha smooth man..

few days ago I was burnin alone and after like 10 or so small G bong hits (w/ resin) I went 2 pick up the bowl n put more in it, and its a glass bowl.. got so hot it just kind of stuck 2 my thumb, had 2 shake it off.. broke the bowl.. but it was broken in the first place so eh w/e tons of skin where it touched peeled off my skin tho lol

[JR77]

Gross!

[Kenn]

man that wouldve hurt bigtime!!!!

[crudemood]

let the jury take note (or whatever they say)
Kenn admitted to being a liar :P

and i quote


ha ha iget it liar liar pants on fire !!!! lol U know u cld be right ,I lie to my girl about how much ispend on weed all the time.

[DragonForce1]

haha smooth man..

few days ago I was burnin alone and after like 10 or so small G bong hits (w/ resin) I went 2 pick up the bowl n put more in it, and its a glass bowl.. got so hot it just kind of stuck 2 my thumb, had 2 shake it off.. broke the bowl.. but it was broken in the first place so eh w/e tons of skin where it touched peeled off my skin tho lol

was your skin like bubbling? eww...

[Samwhore]

no but one time my friend went to go take a hit and her fucking sleeve caught on fire for a few seconds, the flame dance around her arm but nothing burned

[munchable]

kenn i know wat ya mean ey i had a burning peice of bud on me and had massive holes ey(baggy jeans = no skin damage :D

[herostyle]

I've burned a whole through my pants but accidentally dropping lit bud on me.

[bud breath420]

my brother and i got high at a party and he was trying to light a fire .. lol he thought it would be a great idea to "make the fire bigger" with a little gasoline.. ok more like a lot of gasoline.. he ended up having his whole arm catch fire it was awesome!! my brother running around with his arm on fire!! oh god good times

[YouD0nt]

nothing like that has happened to me.. just my friends lol

[Kenn]

when im stoned i see the walls move. i trip out so bad man.i love the old seeds they get me ripped..... MAN GET OFF THE SEED AND ON THE ....WEED!!.UR FULL OF IT!!

[misk]

lol
ahh stoned moments :)

gota laugh

ive singed rugs, burnt holes in clothes, burnt hair and hats from the lighter, put hot crackpipes on the couch and burn nice holes into it lol, the one that hurt the most was a cherry falling into my shoe while i was wearing no socks lol

[Kenn]

yes dude,ive already told u, uare a cunt!......lol

[shoi]

ive burnt my pants before but i wasnt stoned :(

[orangeman]

LOL, that was a funny story. But yeah, I have a hole in my pajama bottoms because I was smokin and I didnt notice anything. Sucks :(.

[Big Calhoun]

So last Thursday, my wife went out of town for a few days and I decided to make some herbal foods. Wanted something quick and tasty. Didn't want to go with brownies b/c those use vegetable oil. SInce it was my first time cooking, I wanted to go with something I can reference (ie butter). So I settled on oatmeal raison cookies.

I picked everything up and rushed home to start my adventure...and an adventure it was. First I start making the cannabutter which went fairly smooth. I used a mini-chef to grind up the herb and used the plastic scraper smeared with a little butter to get the fine stuff on the sides. So while that is simmering, I get the rest of the ingredients together.

Now I'm mixing everything and and the dough is REAL tough. So I figure I didn't have enough butter so I added a little more and continue to mix. Finally, I say eff it and start to form the cookies. I put them in the oven and start cleaning up. As I go to the bedroom, FUCK....I FORGOT THE EGG. No wonder the damn dough was tough. The cookies had been in for 5 minutes at this point, so again I say eff it and start walking around the house, cursing. But the fun doesn't stop there...

The 15 minutes is up and the cookies are mushy...because of no egg. But surprisingly, the house doesn't smell much like weed. So I get the idea to let them cook a little longer and then I'll take them out...bad idea! I went to my car to get some stuff and walk back in the house. As soon as I walked in, you could have sworn Cheech, Chong, and 3 of their best friends just blazed the phatest joint in my living room. The whole place smelled like Edelweis and Silver Haze.

So I took the cookies out and turn on every fan and ac unit in the house. After about 10 minutes, the smoke is now basically trapped in the foyer and living room. So I figure I'll open the door at let the smoke out...it's late, no alot of people are out, no harm no foul. Well, just as I open the fuckin door, my nieghbor comes walking down stairs with her dog! "OH SHIT!" I'm thinking...but I was too scared to close the door and look suspicious. So when she comes by, I start sniffing the air. I turn to her and say, "Hi!" and she gives me this look and is like, "I bet" and goes on about her business. Mannnnnn, talk about shitting breaks.