OMG HELP ME RIGHT NOW PLEASE OMG OMG OMG

[Shrooms]

OMG i have never been so scared in my fucking life. i just got a phone call from this guy who was goign to sell something to me and hes like "basically im a jr cop training to become a cop. the police have my phone line tapped and possibly yours, and are tracking everything you do". guys i am FUCKING SCARED OUT OF MY MIND. he told me he would get me an O and a half for this $30 i gave him last night, then today he calls and says this. WTF IS GOING TO HAPPEN I NEED REPLIES AND HELP ASAP should i throw out everything or what OMGGG HELP

[mastahaze]

they cant search your house without a warrant, and they cant get a warant just cuz of a phone calll, untill u actualy have bud from the guy they cant do shit. so dont trip

[Chucky76]

wtf? the police dotn have your phone tapped and they arent "tracking everything you do." sounds like your gullible ass just lost $30.

[gaheadga]

you should lock your doors so when they raid ur house they cant get in

[maryjanehaze]

dude i don't need to be the only one to say that something's messed up there, not b/c the whole cop thing but because I have never heard of, seen, or want to know about an Ounce and a Half of weed for only $30...i'm used to paying $30 for a high-quality quarter bag and that's on a good deal :smokin:

[Shrooms]

im fucking 15 i cannot go to jail or get arrested please help

[Shrooms]

no i dont understand how i could get the o and a quarter also. he was like dont worry about it i owe (your friend) a lot of stuff and he also owes me stuff, so i can just do it with you and it will even out dont worry. he showed up where i was and gave me a power drill, a necklace, and a bball jersey as collateral for the $30. please god this cannot be happening. all i have in my house now is a resinated pipe, a cigar, and thats it. no pot. WHAT DO I DO!?!?! omg...he didnt say i was getting arrested but thats all he said WTF

[Nocturnal Stoner]

dude i'm 15 too, i would know how u feel, dnt worry if this is true and it actually is true and there are trsl police, they wont arrest u, our phones are all tapped by the government but they dont tap in unless theres something like a terrorist thing, theres millions of dealers and they arent gonna tap and catch all of them its a waste of time, so either this "cop" is bullshittin u, or thers sum weird shit bout to go down, just chill, to be on the sdafe side, id stay away from weed for a week, thts wat id do, and just wait till things calm down and ur more relaxed and secure, its kl

[Shrooms]

i am not taking another toke of pot until i am 10000% safe. this kid is sketchy as hell and i should not have gotten involved. my life cold get seriously fucked up i am a good student i play sports i want to be a doctor. i pray to God that this isnt true and its a joke please God. arent there people like this, like stings and shit? i have gotten pot through this guy before but he gave it to someone and they gave it to me, so i didnt go right through him. wtf should i do please guys more help

[mastahaze]

no i dont understand how i could get the o and a quarter also. he was like dont worry about it i owe (your friend) a lot of stuff and he also owes me stuff, so i can just do it with you and it will even out dont worry. he showed up where i was and gave me a power drill, a necklace, and a bball jersey as collateral for the $30. please god this cannot be happening. all i have in my house now is a resinated pipe, a cigar, and thats it. no pot. WHAT DO I DO!?!?! omg...he didnt say i was getting arrested but thats all he said WTF

clean all the resin out of ur pipe, and put the ball of resin at the end of the cigar. then go chill in ur back yard and relax while u smoke a cigar with a little bit of pot. then u only have a clean pipe which u can then say is for tobacco and ur good to go

[Shrooms]

how do i clean my pipe SPOTLESS with no traces of pot? what else should i do should i start chugging water in case they come?

[soldier1944]

LMAO hes obviously fucking wit u

[RedX53]

wtf? the police dotn have your phone tapped and they arent "tracking everything you do." sounds like your gullible ass just lost $30.

i agree this is just some random guy that didnt wanna deal to u anymore but needed 30 easy bucks so he says all this shit so u dont expect him to give u the weed. my advice never get weed from somebody who can kick urr ass it usually never turns out good. thats why my main dealer is a little black kid thats 4'11. hes cool and all but i never have to worry about gettin screwed.

[Shrooms]

see he came and got my $30, promised me an O and a quarter of bud, and used my phone for some calls. he was like yeah me and (other kid) are going to go smoke thats who im hanging out tonight with i need this money for weed". then he left and he called me today with this shit. why would he call just to tell me that and not say anything about an arrest or police comming for me? you think he is just doing this so i stop calling him and he keeps my $30? he told me he needs to meet up with me soon to get his stuff back, but i dont fuckin trust him...

[hahaitsdoogle]

You are on gullible mofo..
I mean seriously, stop now.

Quit bein like this, cops arent immature like that and jr cop? wtf. they have no authority, and police need a warrant to get a phone tap.

So if you reallly still want to clean you pipe,

Get some Rubbing Alchohol, A Ziplock Baggie, and 2-3 TBL. Sp of SALT...

If you have the chance, or a way of boiling water and putting your pipe into it without you parents smelling, do that first.

Take the pipe, put it in the ziplock baggie submerged in the rubbing alchol..
let it sit for 10 mins, shake that shit for 10 mins..

and wallah, brand new.

[Shrooms]

You are on gullible mofo..
I mean seriously, stop now.

Quit bein like this, cops arent immature like that and jr cop? wtf. they have no authority, and police need a warrant to get a phone tap.

So if you reallly still want to clean you pipe,

Get some Rubbing Alchohol, A Ziplock Baggie, and 2-3 TBL. Sp of SALT...

If you have the chance, or a way of boiling water and putting your pipe into it without you parents smelling, do that first.

Take the pipe, put it in the ziplock baggie submerged in the rubbing alchol..
let it sit for 10 mins, shake that shit for 10 mins..

and wallah, brand new.
well dude im sorry for being sketched out, you know you would be too if it happened to you, especially if you didnt know much about law like me.

[mowie wowie]

you should lock your doors so when they raid ur house they cant get in

That... WAS a joke, right?

[Its a Plant]

This... whole thread is a joke.

[Shrooms]

guys i need more help please what should i do. what would happen if i was caught by the police with a resinated pipe and bags that USED to have bud in them (months ago) but have none now not even shake.

also couldi get in trouble for giving this kid $30 so he would give me pot? even though he never gave it to me? wouldnt u think that he would wait till i got his pot to bust me?

im 15 years old by the way

[Shrooms]

This... whole thread is a joke.
no i am 100% serious unfortunately...

[mowie wowie]

Err, actually since you already gave him the money, unfortunatly, thats all they need. They don't actually give you weed before they arrest you... sorry.

Once you've given them money, it's all they need. Anybody that says they need to give you the weed first is an idiot. That's not how it works.

[Shrooms]

do you think that this was a sting or something? please help i am soo scared right now i am only 15 what could happen to me?

[Its a Plant]

no i am 100% serious unfortunately...
That's what's sad.

Come on man. Jr. cop?

Figures, you're still in Jr. high.

[mowie wowie]

do you think that this was a sting or something? please help i am soo scared right now i am only 15 what could happen to me?

being 15 is good, if you were 18 it would be infinatly worse. It could be a joke, but if you are convicted i doubt you'll have to spend any time inside a jail cell.

[mowie wowie]

That's what's sad.

Come on man. Jr. cop?

Figures, you're still in Jr. high.

i'm confused

[Its a Plant]

Ehh, read earlier in the thread. He mentions a Jr. cop, and unless I'm wrong, that's the reason he's asking shit about getting caught...by a Jr. cop. Either way, kid, if you're so worried about getting caught, what the hell is stopping you from ditching all the incriminating evidence? Toss all your pieces and baggies or let a friend hold onto them until you calm down.

[Shrooms]

no i am going to be a sophomore. but yeah he said Jr Cop, but maybe he meant something to do with a sting operation? what do you think

[Its a Plant]

I'm no law officer, but I've never heard any actual cops mention anything about Jr. cops. If you think about it, it would kind of be an insult to a guy if he was labeled "Jr. cop". A better name might be "Officer-in-training". It sounds like an immature friend yankin' yer chain.

[Bubbleman]

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, omgzzzzz!!!!

[Shrooms]

does someone want to give some insight that maybe it was a sting?

[mowie wowie]

hmm, btw, why didnt you get the weed when you gave him the money? i'm confused.

also, usually they arrest you when they get the money, because that IS enough to arrest you for... either you're a liar, or somebody is messing with you.

[Its a Plant]

does someone want to give some insight that maybe it was a sting?
You mean the entire police force had a sting on you? Come on. Do you honestly think they would waste their time on some pot-smoking high school freshman when there's actual criminals to be caught? You don't even deal man, get with it and maybe lay off the pipe if you're this fucking worried.

[Shrooms]

I swear i'm not lying to you guys about this, why the hell would i be so scared if i was lying? well he said he could get me the bud tonight when my friend got in town so he could give it all to him to give to me. my friend isnt in town yet until tonight at like 7-8

[Shrooms]

You mean the entire police force had a sting on you? Come on. Do you honestly think they would waste their time on some pot-smoking high school freshman when there's actual criminals to be caught? You don't even deal man, get with it and maybe lay off the pipe if you're this fucking worried.
i live in a town of 17,000, the police have nothing better to do...we have no crime but pot smoking

[Its a Plant]

Like I said, you don't even deal. That size of a town is still large enough for crime to happen. Fuck, even a traffic violation would be better spent than trying to bust a single smoker. You do not sell, so I still don't see why you're fabricating some elaborate sting in your head?

[mowie wowie]

Just tell the police officer to read your sig, he'll understand :D


But seriously, i believe that you're telling the truth, but somebody is just messing with you. If he didn't arrest you when you gave him the money, they dont fucking call you and tell you whats going down, and then arrest you that night, somebody is pulling your leg. Somebody who knows that you're buying pot tonight, so i say go and pick up your pot and it'll all be good.

[Sig]

First.... Forget about the scare tactic shit he told you.. it's not true. forget about it.

Second.... Don't give him his stuff back until he either gives you your money back or gives you the pot.

Third.... Take some ritalin.

Fourth.... don't ever do him a a favor or give him in money in advance again.

[Shrooms]

I know i dont sell, but i just really dont want to get in trouble from what this kid told me about me being monitored. should i try to contact him in any way? what would be the legal pentalty for what i have done by giving him the $30?

[Its a Plant]

You already paid a $30 fine. He might have ripped you off, or whatever, but who knows. Call him if you want, but if you're so goddamn scared, don't do it. And yes, ritalin is a good idea at this point. Or maybe years ago...

[Shrooms]

First.... Forget about the scare tactic shit he told you.. it's not true. forget about it.

Second.... Don't give him his stuff back until he either gives you your money back or gives you the pot.

Third.... Take some ritalin.

Fourth.... don't ever do him a a favor or give him in money in advance again.
Thank you bro this is what im wanting to hear, same with the post above you.


So I was supposed to go to this kids house tonight that im straight with (he was one of the 4 kids over last night smoking with me after this event happened) and we are supposed to possibly smoke pot at his house. should i still go like i planned and get high? or should i go and not smoke, or should i just not go just in case? my friends say i can come but they do not want to get involved in any way

[mowie wowie]

I know i dont sell, but i just really dont want to get in trouble from what this kid told me about me being monitored. should i try to contact him in any way? what would be the legal pentalty for what i have done by giving him the $30?

at 15? nothing really, but you may have to attend some shitty class. Plus it's your juvinile record, so when you're applying to jobs when you're over 18, they cant see it.

But how you describe it is not standard police procedure. If they want to bust someone, they dont call and tell them. I think that you can just go and pick up your weed tonight safely... and one of your friends is giving you a scare.

[Shrooms]

You already paid a $30 fine. He might have ripped you off, or whatever, but who knows. Call him if you want, but if you're so goddamn scared, don't do it. And yes, ritalin is a good idea at this point. Or maybe years ago...
You need to understand that I am usually not like this, I am a pretty chill guy. I just have never been in this situation before, and by how he sounded on the phone and what he said, I have a good reason to be scared and freaking out. I apologize for being concered with my freedom/safety at this point...

[Shrooms]

at 15? nothing really, but you may have to attend some shitty class. Plus it's your juvinile record, so when you're applying to jobs when you're over 18, they cant see it.

But how you describe it is not standard police procedure. If they want to bust someone, they dont call and tell them. I think that you can just go and pick up your weed tonight safely... and one of your friends is giving you a scare.
See he's not my friend. Ive met him once before this event and i only did this to get pot since i had none and a o and a quarter sounded good. I do have his expensive power drill, silver necklace, and iverson jersey lol so i can just sell those if he refuses to return my money and this really is a joke.

[Its a Plant]

Well like I said, if you're so scared, all these little questions you are asking should already be answered. Don't do anything to get your ass in trouble, or even a chance that you could get busted. Simple.

[Up In Smoke 420]

Well if you get jipped you have his things.. unless he says he got caught and wants his stuff back because he 'helped you get weed' ..

[mowie wowie]

hold up 30 dollars for an ounce? Did i read right? 30 bucks will buy 2 grams here.

[Shrooms]

well i had given a friend 20 dollars of a whole 85 for a quarter he was buying from the same guy (he still owes him the q). he basically said that the kid owes him shit and if i give im this VERY IMPORTANT $30(for HIM to buy weed, he used MY phone to call people looking for it) then he would give me an ounce and a quarter

[dreadedben]

Shit dude the exact same thing happened to me this time last year, dude run away,jack your parents car and money, go on the run then come join me in cuba. :smokin:

nb The above post was the result of cannabis induced sarcasm.

[Shrooms]

Shit dude the exact same thing happened to me this time last year, dude run away,jack your parents car and money, go on the run then come join me in cuba. :smokin:

nb The above post was the result of cannabis induced sarcasm.
i need real advice. whats the worst that can happen with what i have told you guys?

[Sig]

You're not gonna get busted.. relax.. I told you to forget about it.

[Shrooms]

this is kinda steering me away from my love mary jane. and its making me not want to try shrooms or salvia this week. bad vibes

[ethsfreshman]

how do i clean my pipe SPOTLESS with no traces of pot? what else should i do should i start chugging water in case they come?

2 things
one, you cant clean all the resin out of a pipe. dont try. its detetctable. i know this for a fact. throw out your pipe(or give it to a friend to keep it for you) , throw away the cigar. the chill out because they cant do shit.

[Shrooms]

im starting to relax a little, but i keep thinking about the phone call and what could happen... i am doubting it is true now cause if it was, they wouldve busted me by now...unless they were getting a warrant? ah fuck

[kingjustin]

Man it's all good. My mom used to work at the police dept. and junior cops were middle school kids that got fake badges and took classes on "dope fiends". So this dumb motherfucker just thought up the first official sounding term. Are you sure he wasn't buying a rock with that $30? Sounds like a fuckin' crackhead to me.
But seriously stings don't work if the person in question is alerted. An easy way to check for a phone tap is to call the phone from a payphone. If you hear a high pitched whistle, a tap is in use. That trick works with most public pay phones ( it was a defect in the design). SO...chill.

[Sig]

Warrents are a big deal, they're not just handed out. Trust us, they're not gonna waste their time and your tax dollars to come get your pipe.

You said some other dude owes you $20 of bud also? Man... stop handing out money. Your circle is runnin' a train on you! They're all gettin high off of your money.

[james2theson]

hahaha u are one dumb gullable kid..

[james2theson]

its just pot...AND UR FUCKING 15...YEP UR GOING STRAIGHT TO JAIL MAN..DONT DROP UR SOAP

[Shrooms]

i know its far fetched and you say im gullible. but it sounded so weird when he told me about it. i could just end up selling his stuff for around $150 or more and buy whatever i want and let him keep my 30 dollars.


can someone answer this....if hes an undercover cop, would it be entrapment for HIM to call ME asking for money to buy himself pot, and in return he will give me an ounce and a quarter of pot the next day?

[ethsfreshman]

dude listen to me get rid of the damn pipe man... if he is serious your ass is in jail if you have that. get rid of all your paraphernilia.

[RedX53]

dude listen to me get rid of the damn pipe man... if he is serious your ass is in jail if you have that. get rid of all your paraphernilia.

hahahah u must be high off that huge joint becuz if ur 15 with pot the worst is a fine for possesion and mybe commmunity service and rehab. and thats prolly if ur extremely unlucky

[graph]

Threads like this make me want to bang my head against the keyboard, and never ever return to this site.

DO NOT POST INFORMATION IF YOU DON'T KNOW THAT IT'S RIGHT.

Dude, a jr. cop is nothing. Seriously. Stop this. If you're this paranoid then please, please leave this site.

[RedX53]

cheers to graph for puttin his foot down. but im kinda having fun with the youngings paranoia but really this has gotten outta control

[graph]

cheers to graph for puttin his foot down. but im kinda having fun with the youngings paranoia but really this has gotten outta control
See, I started checking out the forum on this site around middle december, and I never really saw all these little kids before. Then as time passed on I'd see it every once in a while, but I guess that since school's out, it's pretty much every other thread. I mean I know I shouldn't complain, but this site used to be so much better, and will probably be better again once school starts.

I feel connected to a lot of the cooler people on this site. It's sad to see the regulars stop being so regular because of these people. I guess that's just the way it works though.

[MistaPoleeseMan]

i agree this is just some random guy that didnt wanna deal to u anymore but needed 30 easy bucks so he says all this shit so u dont expect him to give u the weed. my advice never get weed from somebody who can kick urr ass it usually never turns out good. thats why my main dealer is a little black kid thats 4'11. hes cool and all but i never have to worry about gettin screwed.


Have you ever heard of guns?


And dude. There is no way any of that happened. I dont believe you. I wont even go into the 10,000 reasons why this is not real. Im going to eat some hot wings now.

[spacelamb]

This kid is this fucking paranoid about some grass and he's thinking of doing 'shrooms or salvia? Good luck with that....

Peace

[Sig]

See, I started checking out the forum on this site around middle december, and I never really saw all these little kids before. Then as time passed on I'd see it every once in a while, but I guess that since school's out, it's pretty much every other thread. I mean I know I shouldn't complain, but this site used to be so much better, and will probably be better again once school starts.

I feel connected to a lot of the cooler people on this site. It's sad to see the regulars stop being so regular because of these people. I guess that's just the way it works though.

It's because it's summer and they're all outta school.. relax and it'll be better in a couple months.

[YouD0nt]

Goodest of luck to the kid who's being busted :)

[HighAllTheTime420]

So, to sum it all up, shrooms, ur a dumbass. the cops aren't gonna come to get u. U just got bullshitted out of 30 fuckin dollars. Here's a few tips. 1.Never do a deal when u hav to giv the money b4 u get the weed. 2. Don't giv ur money to random black guys. 3. Make sure u see the weed b4 u buy it.

[WeekenD TokeR]

See, I started checking out the forum on this site around middle december, and I never really saw all these little kids before...
...I mean I know I shouldn't complain, but this site used to be so much better, and will probably be better again once school starts.
Dude, don't stereotype every 15 year old stoner as a dumb little kid. I'm 15 and I'm sittin' here laughing my ass off at this thread. The majority of "kids" I know wouldn't be stupid or gullible enough to have this shit pulled on them.


I feel connected to a lot of the cooler people on this site. It's sad to see the regulars stop being so regular because of these people. I guess that's just the way it works though.
Right here, pal. The very reason I stopped looking at these boards regularly was the abundance of gangster 12 year olds with schwaggy fingers and little disclaimers. There used to be a lot of people on this site that were wise and pro tokers, and I could always feel that they knew, like I did, what they were talking about. I dunno where they went, but I sure hope your right about them coming back when school starts.

That first bit I wrote wasn't an attack, by the way. Just me throwing my opinion around. Happy toking.

Peace

[da haze meister]

i am not taking another toke of pot until i am 10000% safe.
i thought that too after i got collared
then i took another toke of pot.

[BongZoola]

Shrooms is the most sketch poster on this board, no offence. does anyone remember that thread he made about an online tracking bot or somthing of the sort?

[yzstoned]

Shrooms is the most sketch poster on this board, no offence. does anyone remember that thread he made about an online tracking bot or somthing of the sort?

^pretty sure i remember it


and to shrooms i dont think its a good idea for you to be messing around with any strong hallucinogens until you calm down a little bit nd the whole situation is just a stupid thing in your past.

[BloodAngel]

dude, you just lost $30.. kick this guy's ass.

I know people in these "junior cop" programs. I talked to this one kid in my sophomore history class about it like every day. He was hella serious about it and totally into it.
It's bullshit.

[IanCurtisWishlist]

the junior cop story is bullshit. next time he calls, ask him for proof. if he gives you skethy answers, tell him that you'll call the police and have him arrested for FRAUDULENTLY POSING AS A POLICE OFFICER. call his bluff. i bet this bitch is just ripping you off. now its time to rip his fucking skull apart!!!

[weedheaduknow]

lemme make a few points here
1. $30 for an ounce and a half?? your buying kitty litter for that much. and to the guy that said $30 for a quarter?? u must also be buying some leaves unless the guy is a real good friend of yours or somethin, shit hook me up if its some chronic.
2. why would u give a guy that u dont even know some money to buy weed(or anything for that matter) just so he can get u somethin the next day?? i'd want my shit right then and there after making the exchange.
with all that said, goodluck.

[NextLineIsMine]

this retarted nothing is going to happen to you kiddo, police dont automatically tap police officer phones

maybe you should leave the marijuana for when your older cause your already seemingly overwhelmed with irrational paranoia

[yzstoned]

bro dont lay down anymore money towards this character, next never front ppl with your money unless its one of your best friends.

[lagstronaut]

ahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaa


Jr Cop:

http://www.christinasauctionden.com/00%20halloween%20web%20people/acontest2/000/jr%20cop.jpg

[graph]

Dude, don't stereotype every 15 year old stoner as a dumb little kid. I'm 15 and I'm sittin' here laughing my ass off at this thread. The majority of "kids" I know wouldn't be stupid or gullible enough to have this shit pulled on them.


Right here, pal. The very reason I stopped looking at these boards regularly was the abundance of gangster 12 year olds with schwaggy fingers and little disclaimers. There used to be a lot of people on this site that were wise and pro tokers, and I could always feel that they knew, like I did, what they were talking about. I dunno where they went, but I sure hope your right about them coming back when school starts.

That first bit I wrote wasn't an attack, by the way. Just me throwing my opinion around. Happy toking.

Peace

Honestly, to me you're not a kid though. I stopped being a kid when I was fifteen I think, and I'm sure teenagers are growing up faster. I like to hang out with my cousin who's 15, but I think he's a pretty good guy.

Just saying, in my mind, you're not a kid.

Oh, and yeah, I don't like those disclaimers either. Unless you come on here posting a serious grow, then I'd understand.

[Shrooms]

woo everyone hates me now....bye guys :(

[jmdogg88]

dude. your 15. your not going to jail. he probably wasnt a jr cop or whatever that shit is. stings and raids are for large dealers often with the suspicion of illegal weapons. you're fine.


my best advice is to smoke a blunt and forget about it.

[RedRainDrop]

Shrooms, you're a fucking moronic, gullible, annoying shitface..

Shall i go on..?

[birdgirl73]

I read your similar plea on the legal boards, and I'll repeat the answer here that I posted there. You're being BSed in a big way by that guy and you've left yourself wide open by even entering into such a deal with him. You're sounding suspiciously like an over-dramatic, hysterical kid ("OMG, OMG, OMG!!!") and I'm beginning to wonder whether or not your real goal is to BS everyone here on the boards.

If you really are an intelligent kid, intent on making good grades and getting into college and then medical school, stop smoking and making risky deals immediately. People are clearly going out of their way to take advantage of you.

I hate to be blunt here, but if you can't risk getting busted, there's a really simple solution to that potential problem. Don't put yourself into a position where that's even a possibility since you're clearly not very discriminating about who you do business with. These are choices you're making, you know, and if this situation is truly worrying you, perhaps you should stop making them. Grown-ups and people who are truly mature have to take responsibility for their actions. Welcome to the real world.

[Big Calhoun]

Wow, these crazy threads have spiked recently...

I've never known 'Junior Police', 'Police Cadets', 'Police Explorers' to actually participate in ongoing investigations. Think about the practicality of that for a minute...

For one, most of these programs require parental consent. Do you really think that, assuming your friend is also young like yourself, any reasonable parent is going to let their kid be a snitch? I've heard of it happening if someone was in trouble, but never involving this type of program.

Secondly, let's say this kid really was on an 'investigation', and your line was really tapped. Wouldn't the investigation be blown when he called you and said your phone is tapped, and yadda yadda yadda. How do you think that would make him look in the eyes of the program? Irresponsible to say the least.

Bottom line: Ya just got ganked!

[slipknotpsycho]

has this thought crossed your mind:

he just took your money then told you this so you wouldn't be harrasing/calling him over and over asking for your money? and the police don't tap lines of jr. cops...

[BlazeTheWeed]

your a fucking idiot, honestly, i read this whole thread your a fucking moron.

[True Religion]

Aaaaaaw! He's young and he's scared! Stop patronising him!!!

Rest assured, you're not getting in trouble, but to make yer lil heart stop racing, why don't you throw out all of your baggies (in a garbage can in a park or sumthing, to feel extra safe), throw out your pipe if you think it will make you feel better. You can bury it in your backyard or garden, or in a nearby forest... Just get rid of anything you feel will incriminate you, anything that will make you feel better...

And lastly, stop talking to that freak! lol
Get yer bud from someone you trust, pot isn't that hard to find...

An don't smoke pot until you feel safe again, it will only make you MORE paranoid (u sound high NOW, lol...).

*sheesh*
Chill. ;)

[phoenix]

Weekend and graph, I'm with you guys..this forum seems to have gone to shit. :-\

And honestly kid...you're 15, you should be able to think about this situation, and how stupid it is. I mean...I just don't get how you could honestly believe he's a cop. You have to just be plain stupid. So I'm sorry that you're stupid, but take my word for it, he's either just trying to take your $30, or he's playing a joke on you.

Plus, why would he need $30 for weed, and be calling for it if he had an ounce to give you?

Uh, duuuuuuh.

[Shrooms]

No, I'm not a stupid person by any means. You all should not keep making assumptions about me and my intelligence. I made a mistake, and was paranoid about it since it has never happened to me before, and the thought of it never even crossed my mind. Those of you insulting me and making assumptions, get the fuck over it.

[MetFan3125]

I can definitely understand you freaking out when you first heard, but it sounds like this guy's pullin your chain. He wouldn't call you and tell you he's a junior cop and the cops have your house bugged. I'm assuming you're living with your parents (seeing as your 15), so if ANYTHING happens the cops would call your parents. Not trying to be a dick, just tryin to tell ya you'll be alright. And the cops aren't gonna send a 15 year old kid to jail for smoking weed, they have bigger fish to fry.

[Sig]

hey shrooms man.. That's the problem with getting advice on internet forums. You gotta sift through all the bull shit to get the real deal. It's just how it works. Learn to ignore all the bullshit and you'll get a lot of good advice. I'm sure you're an intelligent dude. You're definately short on experience, but that will change with time. Stay safe, stay quiet, and keep tokin. Have a great night.

[AquariumRescueUnit]

Dude there is nothing to worry about shrooms. Learn from your mistake and become smarter.

I wouldn't buy more than a quarter ounce or so at a time so if you do get busted, it really wont be anything more than a serious slap on the wrist.

You just freaked out a bit, I didnt start smoking till I was 19, and I freaked out few times. So just chill, and take care of the important shit in life.

[graph]

Stop bsing him, he's so busted.
That was, by far, the best post yet.

[captaindredd]

meh, this post isnt as dumb as the one by the ethsfreshman kid. but anyhoo your both dumbasses and please think about what your posting on this site. i know im pretty new myself here but at least im not a dumb piece of shit. when i read something dumb like this it makes my IQ drop. you should get dropped. just stop.:twocents:

[Fattie]

calm down, worst case scenario, you got ripped. Best case scenario, use this as an excuse to beat his ass and take his shit. Trust me, its fun.

[Captin]

this is the police, everyone on this forum is now being tracked.

[stoneberg]

Dude its obviously a fucking joke man he said that after he took the 30 dollars and didnt give you weed, then he said all this obvious bullshit about being some jr. cop. Well why dont you bullshit him back by saying I'm going to report you to the police and unless you are really a "jr. cop" you're getting busted. Haha I'm sorry for being harsh but this is just flat out obvious bullshit man, be sure to get him back by doin what i said. I mean the cops are still not at your house are they? If that kid wasnt fucking around they'd be there by now.

[HeyItsMe]

I dont know if this is a joke, My friend had a similar incident as you but with a little more money invovled. A couple weeks later after his experince he got busted from this joke like police sting. I would burry your stuff in your back yard in tell things cool off..:dance:

and dont ever think you are going to get an ounce and half, for $30 with out some funney buisness involved.

[slpntrx5]

you should stash the pipe somewhere in your backyard or something and put the cigar there too. that is, if you're afraid that you'll be arrested. and btw, the whole wire tap thing your friend said? yeah, its total bullshit. they need a warrant just to tap your line, and do you know how hard those are to get? my uncle was a cop and trust me. its hard.

[HeyItsMe]

also btw.. I made that up my friend didnt get in trouble from a situation like yours. Some one was just bullshitting with you and got you good....

[Rictor]

As im reading this whole thread thinking this was real now that ive been reading this WOW this is a joke a big big joke this is some crazy talk i had a cop come in my house see me grow room and walk out pot it is nothing a slap on the wrist at that if this is real you need to chill being that your 15 and a minor all they can do is take you to a detension center and release you to your parent then your record gets wipped clean when you turn 18 and just chill homes

[Freemount]

im fucking 15 i cannot go to jail or get arrested please help

Exactly, you won't get arrested or sent to jail. Cops don't care much about pot unless it's a HUGE FUCKING DEAL, which means like growing the works etc.. This guy is probably high and just fucking with you so don't worry. What I would do is just roll a jay, toke up and chill out because nothing is going to happen.

[MeHeartGanja]

dude man! a real jr cop!?! OMG!

can someone delete this thread? i think the issue has passed. and can the thread subjects come back down to earth, if you know what i mean?

id beat that guy up. well, i wouldnt, but ur still 15 and wont get into any trouble if you do. hehe. :stoned:

shrooms maybe you should learn about the consequences, or lack thereof, of petty crimes. then you wont get paranoid.

and...shrooms? please.

[HighAllTheTime420]

u really won't go to jail for pot nless ur under 18. they just send u to court and drug counseling, but they really don't vare about fot in general, unless uer like dealing or something.

[sMokethEntoke]

u mean unless your over 18?

[420RoundTheClock]

You should buy a gun lol, like a big one, something like a .357 magnum, or a Desert Eagel. Then when they bust your door down you unload a whole clip, but watch out for the .357 it only has 6 shots.

Nah Im just fuckin with you, but if I were you I smoke it ALL in one sitting just start chain smokeing joints, to get rid of the evidence of course. lol

[420RoundTheClock]

Beside you know how much money a sting operation costs them, that shit dont come cheap. They not gonna bust some punk ass kind for an O, like maybe if you were growing achers of it, or your were making meth or coke then ya sure I could see that but not for an O.

[Markay]

Do you deal big time, Shrooms? No? Then why would cops care much about a kid with weed, get a grip.

[CheeseIsSoHigh]

alright chill the fuck out... its not a sting theres no conspiracy and nobodys out to get you... the cops have nothing to gain from busting some 15 year old kid who smokes pot once in awhile... they have no reason to tap your phone and they have no probable cause for a warrant even if they did want to bust you

and getting busted for a little weed isnt gonna ruin your life... youll probably get a ticket and possibly some probation if you have any actual weed... and anything under 20 grams is misdemeanor

[DragonForce1]

They wouldnt even arrest you for herion. Theyd just get you help. Jeeze. lol.

[Shrooms]

guys its over with...i made a mistake and it was dumb get the fuck over it...

[AcrossThePond]

Are you kidding me? I wasn't that stupid when I was 15. Jesus, I was less gullible when I was 12.
Sorry... That was a little mean. But honestly is this a joke? CHIIIIILLLLLLLLL OUUUUUUT. Dude... The fucking dealer is just messing with your head and stealing money from you. He's probably going to beat you up tomorrow and take his shit back or something. I mean, A JUNIOR COP. are you kidding? Cops aren't goign to waste their time tapping the phone line of a 15 year old. As hard as it is to believe, there are bigger criminals out there than you.
They aren't going to raid your house either because they heard a phone call. That is, even if they DID bother tapping your line. And they're not going to try to shake empty zip loc bags to try and get a few shakes of thc powder out of there. They're not going to bother getting you in trouble for a pipe either. Even if a 15 year old DID get busted with pot, (a personal amount) they could only put you on diversion. Nothing that serious.

So I suggest you only buy weed from people you know. And an ounce for 30? That's ridiculous. No weed is that cheap. The kid probably would have mixed it with oregano or something. Or it would have been so shitty you'd have to smoke the whole ounce before you felt a thing.

My reccomendation is you chill out. Forget about that gay ass dealer because chances are you won't get your money or pot from him. (Unless he's a really small guy). Buy some weed from a FRIEND this time, and smoke a joint, or a few bowls and relax. Lol.

Take care. And stop being so paranoid.

XxX Lexie

[AcrossThePond]

Dude, don't stereotype every 15 year old stoner as a dumb little kid. I'm 15 and I'm sittin' here laughing my ass off at this thread. The majority of "kids" I know wouldn't be stupid or gullible enough to have this shit pulled on them.

Peace

I agree dude. There are a lot of cool 15 year olds out there. In fact, most 15 year olds aren't nearly as insane. Anyways another word of advice is DONT do shrooms. Shit, if you are this paranoid just smoking weed and about getting caught with a PIPE, and some BAGGIES, well... you'll probably throw yourself out of a window in a mad attempt to run away from the evil munchkins coming to eat you. Seriously, shrooms are not for those who are easily tweaked out.

[AcrossThePond]

And I just read the rest of this thread. Okay... So I guess since it's over you can ignore my post. I'm sorry it was a bit mean. Why don't you tell the rest of the group what happened afterwards?

And cheer up. You learn from experience. At least it won't happen again.

[afghooey]

Not trying to harsh anyone's buzz, but aren't you supposed to be over 18 to be posting here? :smokin:

[Shrooms]

Not trying to harsh anyone's buzz, but aren't you supposed to be over 18 to be posting here? :smokin:
Then say goodbye to 1/3 of the posters here...

Anyways Across the pond or whatever...I am NEVER this paranoid, and I am a very chill guy, you could ask any of my friends if you somehow met them. This was one thing that freaked me out, and this is the only time it's happened. I've never experienced it before, so I made this thread right as it happened before I put any rational thought at all into the situation. You have to understand that. I am ready for shrooms, I know. If I was this paranoid and sketched out all the time, then I'd agree with you, but you don't know me so you wouldn't know if I was ready or not based on one stupid mistake. Have a good one

[MistaPoleeseMan]

Lets guess what he did with your money.

My guess:

1 Pack Pokemon Cards
1 Bratz T-Shirt
1 Tube of Anal Lube
2 Pairs of Nipple Clamps

[afghooey]

Then say goodbye to 1/3 of the posters here...

Not sayin' I have a problem with it, just for the record. ;) But I've been on a few other boards that were a lot more strict than this one, so I was kinda surprised by that.

[Shrooms]

Not sayin' I have a problem with it, just for the record. ;) But I've been on a few other boards that were a lot more strict than this one, so I was kinda surprised by that.
Yeah, I don't understand the whole age thing. Cannabis is illegal for all ages, so I don't see why us young tokers cant enjoy a site like this dedicated to the wonderful plant God put on the earth for us :thumbsup: