View Full Version : I CANT BELIVE IT....... it was a trap.
RedX53
07-23-2006, 05:43 PM
MY GIRL friend wants to smoke with me..... this rocks cuz b4 she was all aginst weed and now she wants to try it. she says its a life expeince she wants to try at least once. wel my question is whats the best way to start her off. she never smoked cigs or muthin so i need to ease her into it. any suggestions????
i made that post on this site yesterday but get this shit. my GF calls me at lik11 and says how bout today lets do it. so she says get all the weed out and all ur pipes and stuff. so i do it and she knocks on my apartment door i yell cmon in. now im on the top floor so i coudnt see her yet and guess whos behind her? MY PARENTS. staring at my stash my pipes and all other paraphenilia. the bitch planed an intervention. i cuodnt belive it i tries to tell them that drinking is alott worse than pot, they all drink i dont. but after 25 minutes of " GET HELP PLZ WE LOVE U " i went to mybest buddies house and we got blazed as fuck. hahahah thats where im at now.
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Wow.. dump that bitch. Oh, and make your parents and girlfriend pot brownies right before you do it. Then when they're flyin high, be like, "Fuck you, fuck you, you're dumped, I'm cool." Then leave and go back to your apartment because you're FREE!!!
Nochowderforyou
07-23-2006, 05:59 PM
What?!?! That story is crazy. Dump that sneaky bitch and tell your folks to think in reality. Tell them to look at the facts. Alcohol kills. Tobacco kills. Marijuana...0 reported deaths in all it's history, yet alcohol and tobacco are legal.
They're living in the 30's propaganda. Just laugh at your women, tell her to hit the road. Wait, can I call her and do it for you? :D
mojoke
07-23-2006, 06:04 PM
that is fucked up. the person you thought you could trust the most...
zeebo phillips
07-23-2006, 06:05 PM
That is possibly the dumbest thing I have ever heard.
Why on earth would anyone make an "intervention" for pot?
RedX53
07-23-2006, 06:05 PM
hahah damn im coming down and now im just tired. idk what do do in this situation i feel like shit this is the worst crash ive ever had. but ur right if shes gunna be a sneaky little little little little bitch then fuck her
whoops look at all those littles.
pixel
07-23-2006, 06:08 PM
good decision at the end of the story well fuckin done. woulda done the same myself!
RedX53
07-23-2006, 06:16 PM
That is possibly the dumbest thing I have ever heard.
Why on earth would anyone make an "intervention" for pot?
thats excatly what i was saying i should throw an intervention for there drinking cuz al of them drink a good amount. im soo confused right now this is like something that happens in a movie
hahaha i love how that story ends hahahahaha. hahahaha intervention for weed ahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
what were they saying were they trying to say it was making y ou forget about them or treat them differently or something that might actually be applicable if it was alcohol or a real drug
that just blows. your girl probably thinks she's doing something good for you. bitch her out then smoke in front of her
RedX53
07-23-2006, 06:32 PM
haha this is actually pretty funny. they were saying that its making me angry and paranoid. which is not true at all. i never even smoke or be high near my parents and i been someking since my freshman year in highschool. my girlfriend said she didnt want to compete for my time with the weed. FUCK that if i wanna toke up im gunna and i told my parents and her that. im now 19 years old and have been living on my own for 2 years and i have a job that easily can supoort me, so i can make my own desicions. whoops sorry for the rant but i just got high again b4 and this is what i do i ramble, see what i mean?
sMokethEntoke
07-23-2006, 06:37 PM
that is some sneaky shit you should dump that bitch
lagstronaut
07-23-2006, 06:41 PM
before you dump her, video tape you two gettin it on, and when you ask her if she wants to watch the next day, have her parents unsuspectingly arrive.
PAYBACK!
haha omg man, an intervention...i cant believe she did that bullshit...im happy my girl smokes
ChronicMike
07-23-2006, 07:13 PM
is she hot?.....hit and run.
Captain Hanks
07-23-2006, 07:16 PM
Wow.. dump that bitch. Oh, and make your parents and girlfriend pot brownies right before you do it. Then when they're flyin high, be like, "Fuck you, fuck you, you're dumped, I'm cool." Then leave and go back to your apartment because you're FREE!!!
that is possibly the best advice youll get
mastahaze
07-23-2006, 07:58 PM
before you dump her, video tape you two gettin it on, and when you ask her if she wants to watch the next day, have her parents unsuspectingly arrive.
PAYBACK!
touche... this is wat i would do if sum dumb bitch told ma parents i smoke
Wishville
07-23-2006, 08:12 PM
Whats your job? if you dont mind me asking
NextLineIsMine
07-23-2006, 08:24 PM
This made me laugh so hard. What was the intervention like man? Did they lock all the doors and windows and shit?
RedX53
07-23-2006, 09:06 PM
i work at a pizza place but ive been working there for like 6 years so im making enuff to live comfortbly off of and the intervention was just gay the cornered me and started yelling at me my mom tried to take my stash but thats when i grabbed all my shit an went to my buddues house aint seen them for a good while an and dont really want to
Up In Smoke 420
07-23-2006, 09:10 PM
The answer is quite simple really. DUMP THAT BITCH.
have a good day.
did you mom jack any of your goods?
MistaPoleeseMan
07-24-2006, 12:24 AM
Tie that bitch up and blow smoke in her face while you masturbate.
sanguinekane
07-24-2006, 01:17 AM
That is a pretty terrible thing to do to a person. If you were strung out on heroin, drinking yourself to death, or smoking 4 packs a day, that would be different, but an intervention for weed? Come on, thats just plain dumb. If they had a problem with it, they should have been honest and talked to you straight, not trick you like this.
Now, here is my advice, dump your girlfriend. If she is willing to betray you like this, there is no telling what else she can do. As for your parents, be mad at them for awhile, but after a few day, call them up and try to have a rational discussion and work everything out. Being estranged from your parents has to be a horrible position and I wouldn't want it to happen to anyone. Those people brought you into this world, so don't be mad at them forever. Just tell them that what they did was wrong, and hopefully you can work things out.
in some non-sensical pervted way they think that they are watching out for you and in the end doing you a favor and that you will thank them later, so for that reason don't hold it against them. i guess pretty much what sanquinekane said
iNfamouzJ
07-24-2006, 02:12 AM
=[ that really sucks i am sorry she did that to you.
YouD0nt
07-24-2006, 02:17 AM
dumpa that bi-atch
scream
07-24-2006, 04:52 AM
my family did that to me, my older sister was like, "you should come over to my place and have a meal with me and darby (her husband)" and when i got there my mom and brother were there and they did the whole, you're ruining your life speech and i just went back to the college and toked it up
Papa Smurf
07-24-2006, 05:53 AM
fuck that bitch dude. I say that you make her some brownies like other people have said, but instead of weed sprinkle some coke on it and say its powdered sugar. Or put some acid, or crack, better yet, get all the drugs you can and put it in the brownies. Then give her the brownies and tell her that you wanted to thank her for doing that, and it changed your life. Then get her in your car, and drive her far as hell away. She'll be all fucked up and what not and then she won't find her way back.
Damn, I kind of wish something like that would happen to me, cause it sounds like a good time getting pay back. And I learned that if anyone ever does that to me, I will grab all of me weed, pipes, and other weed stuff I have out, and just yell "RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Then proceed to run like hell.
Jay Matix
07-24-2006, 06:19 AM
she deserves a backhand for that one.... haha
WeekenD TokeR
07-24-2006, 07:47 AM
Shit. I'm lucky enough never to have a partner that doesn't accept and/or participate in my weed smoking. I don't think it would work either. I say dump her, she sounds like a mighty big bitch. But hey, it's your life, not mine.
Peace
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