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manooba
07-22-2006, 09:39 AM
One night my father wasnt home and my mother went to sleep, so i go to the balcony and light it up, but before i lighted i thought all day what would happen if she catch me, so i rolled 2 joints because i didnt know would 1 work for me because i got more weed than u usually get for about 20$, and because it smelled on hay and horses, so i light that joint up and i smoke it, i didnt feel high until i came in house then some really crazy shit starts to happens, i was felling like there is two of me like i see that i do two times same thing i sit on the couch and after a few seconds i sit on the couch thing. I go to shower because i didnt want that my mother knows that i smoked, but i became really clumsy and i didnt know how much time it passed i thought she would suspect if i was showering 2 hours, my mouth was very dry, and i eat a toothpaste to cover the marijuana smell, but then i suddenly got really fucking cold and i started shaking, i was so paranoid that i got so fucking stoned tell my mother good night, that she dont suspect anything, after i said that, i guess i said good night to times fast, i started to thing why i did that and suddenly i was hearing me like a fucking maniac telling my mother good night, then i go to the bed and i was felling like i am throwing out, shiting and pissing on my self, i need to open light and say my self that i was just stoned, after that i go sleep, i dont know wasss it dream or high, but i was hearing people talking beneath my window, and my mother crying and telling "Look what idiot is doing to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!", i neither hearing like me mother i waking and going to me room to see me high, and key dropping horror sound, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, i was so freaked out next morning that i dropped the other joint in the toilet

zip
07-22-2006, 11:00 AM
ur on some crack shit

bobbydabud
07-22-2006, 12:04 PM
ur on some crack shit

yeah man i agree is ur weed laced with something?

bobmarleyjr.
07-23-2006, 02:24 AM
you.just.smoked.crack.

da5mikeY
07-23-2006, 03:29 AM
Jesus...all 3 in a row

zero2104
07-23-2006, 03:34 AM
ya it doesnt seem like u were smoking on some regular marijuana,

but i'm not going to say u smoked crack, because i ain't smoked crack b4 so i couldnt tell ya

lagstronaut
07-23-2006, 05:29 AM
my mouth was very dry, and i eat a toothpaste to cover the marijuana smell


and suddenly i was hearing me like a fucking maniac telling my mother good night


i was felling like i am throwing out, shiting and pissing on my self




those were my personal favourites :D

mojoke
07-23-2006, 06:22 AM
sounds like some good weed, can i have some?

UnitedParcelSecrets
07-23-2006, 07:29 AM
That definitely doesn't sound like crack, but that's what everyone says first. My guess is it was a heavy sativa that you weren't used to at all, and you smoked too much. You should always try out a new bag with a hit or two and wait to see what happens.

Anyway, I wouldn't have tossed the other. Simply a bad trip.

pixel
07-23-2006, 04:35 PM
um u were smokin regular old marijuana man, all that is is just straight paranoia. u can even tell from the dream. dont worry with time ull learn to control the paranoia.. the first step is recognizing it and the next is suppressing it. its not real, its from the weed, so channel it out and enjoy the good effects of weed! with time u will perfect this!