erections

[phenox]

This has always happened to me and i cant figure out why no matter what im smoking out of i always get an erection. Its like the instant i realize that im high i catch like viagra type bones that dont go away. Its hard to smoke around dudes for me cause i gotta be sittin down and cant get up and get food or liquids unless im bymself and thats no fun. Whats a guy to do

[OniEhtRedrum781]

I think you need something to fuck, that'll cure wut ails ya...

[birdgirl73]

Makes sense that that happens because once THC kicks in, it's a powerful vaso-dilator (vein relaxer/widener), which is the mechanism that erections depend on. Those veins have to relax and open up so the blood can flow into the erectile tissue. That's why people with high blood pressure have the opposite problem of having difficulty getting hard. Because those veins can't relax when they're under so much pressure.

You may have to quit smoking except in private. Or wait to smoke again till you're a little older and the response you're experiencing now isn't so automatic.

[Captain Hanks]

try not thinking about it

[Lucifuge]

I've heard that masturbation, or some other form of release, is what stops random boners in teenagers.

[Breukelen advocaat]

Get a plastic male chastity device, such as the CB-3000. You put it on when you're flaccid, and it keeps things from growing larger than 3 inches. They also make ones that are smaller and bigger. The CB-3000 is in the middle. I wish I'd had one of them when I was younger, but they are a recent invention.

You could also try medical tape, but don't cut off circulation of any tissue.

[mrdevious]

As I used a few times as a teenager, hold your breath. Just hold it until it gets really uncomfortable and eventually it'll go down....for some reason.

[phenox]

the chastity thing sounds like itd hurt. I only smoke like once in a blu moon so its almost not worth quitting. Havin sex is definatly in (still a virgin:( ) but other wise ill have to have all my goodies readily availible im not one to get up and start movin a lot when im high ne ways

[WeedFaerie420]

Get a plastic male chastity device, such as the CB-3000. You put it on when you're flaccid, and it keeps things from growing larger than 3 inches. They also make ones that are smaller and bigger. The CB-3000 is in the middle. I wish I'd had one of them when I was younger, but they are a recent invention.

You could also try medical tape, but don't cut off circulation of any tissue.

lol, that'll suck though if/when he does have the opportunity to lose his virginity (or get head) and some girl feels a male chastity device under his clothes..

[Breukelen advocaat]

Yeah...fuck you. That is seriously bad and painful device.



"Fuck you"?

Excuse me, are you talking to me?

This place is getting nasty. Being from where I come from, I could make a few choice remarks to this person, but I won't stoop to his level.

Isn't this type of talk grounds for banishment?

[birdgirl73]

Sadly, I don't believe it is grounds for banishment. Name-calling tends to draw a much swifter response. But it's just a daily occurrence that people address others in that fashion with the F-word when all in the world that is happening is that they disagree with someone else. It's sick-making. And it's only done because of the coward-protecting anonymity of online conversation. If someone addressed a perfect stranger in that fashion in person, he'd likely be struck.

You did a good job of taking the high road when someone else didn't, Breuk.

[Breukelen advocaat]

Sadly, I don't believe it is grounds for banishment. Name-calling tends to draw a much swifter response. But it's just a daily occurrence that people address others in that fashion with the F-word when all in the world that is happening is that they disagree with someone else. It's sick-making. And it's only done because of the coward-protecting anonymity of online conversation. If someone addressed a perfect stranger in that fashion in person, he'd likely be struck.

You did a good job of taking the high road when someone else didn't, Breuk.

In some parts of my locale, a person that addressed a perfect stranger in that fashion would likely get stuck, IF he was lucky! :dance:

[cannabis campbell]

Makes sense that that happens because once THC kicks in, it's a powerful vaso-dilator (vein relaxer/widener), which is the mechanism that erections depend on. Those veins have to relax and open up so the blood can flow into the erectile tissue. That's why people with high blood pressure have the opposite problem of having difficulty getting hard. Because those veins can't relax when they're under so much pressure.

You may have to quit smoking except in private. Or wait to smoke again till you're a little older and the response you're experiencing now isn't so automatic.

Your pretty intelligent birdgirl, you knew that or did you research it

[Breukelen advocaat]

Your pretty intelligent birdgirl, you knew that or did you research it

HINT:

She may say, "Smoke two joints and call me in the morning". :dance:

[birdgirl73]

Thanks, Cannabis. I knew it because I'd read about the mechanism of erection some years ago in one of my husband's cardiology magazines, Circulation, when Viagra was just about to make its debut on the market. That was a big scientific discovery--the connection between relaxation of the vasculature and erection. For a long time before that, urologists and circulatory doctors thought it had to do with the ability of the veins and arteries to maintain tension rather than to relax. That's why all the medications they developed before the light bulb went on about vaso-dilation didn't work worth a darn. That's why before Viagra, the most reliable erection aid was a surgically implanted inflatable device.

I've been a frustrated doctor for a long time and have always read a lot about medicine, and I've always retained it easily because it interested me so much. On August 14, I'll be starting medical school myself so I can make it official.

[hotlatinboy]

This has always happened to me and i cant figure out why no matter what im smoking out of i always get an erection. Its like the instant i realize that im high i catch like viagra type bones that dont go away. Its hard to smoke around dudes for me cause i gotta be sittin down and cant get up and get food or liquids unless im bymself and thats no fun. Whats a guy to do

hey man i tought i was alone the same happned to me

[Nocturnal Stoner]

the only tonic is chronic!:rasta:

[partyguy420]

dude... just smoke with girls... and stand up the whole time they are sitting, and talk so they look at you, and lay down and talk to they look at u, and wear shorts or sweat pants or other loose fitting clothes(just dont wear jeans) that way, they will notice that you think that atleast one of them is hot, and you can maybe get laid, and then go back to smoking with the bros.

[LIP]

Lol, his hormones are all over the place.

Just tell your mates... Im horny over the bud, not you. They'll understand rofl.

[Kwali]

I think you need something to fuck, that'll cure wut ails ya...

I agree

[Kwali]

Yeah...fuck you. That is seriously bad and painful device.

And what's a wank among friends? My friends wank every time we get stoned right in front of each other (I don't count myself, since I'm bi). Next time it happens tell your friends you're going for a wank, grab some tissues and sit on the toilet until you can rub one out.

Friends jerking off in front of each other? Thats pretty gay

[LIP]

^^ It's not gay unless its gay.

[orangeman]

Lol strange, I never get an erection when I smoke and it's almost hard to get one if I'm not actually with a female. Not saying I have ED but it's just not as exciting when no one is here lol.

[LIP]

Lol, i know what you mean. I cant get it up unless i get my foreplay or unless im on viagras... and im not even that old lol.

[shoi]

i find that if i think abt red fire trucks my hard on will go away, i just think abt how big and red they are and away it goes... i dunno why but thats wat works for me

[B u M b L ee K y]

Friends jerking off in front of each other? Thats pretty gay

No, it's really gay. Masturbating knowing that members of the same sex are watching you while masturbating themselves is gay.

[Pipe Dreams]

Why dont you beat off more?

Seriously though, Ive never heard of anyone getting a boner FROM being high.

[AlwaysBlazed]

No, it's really gay. Masturbating knowing that members of the same sex are watching you while masturbating themselves is gay.

agreed

[Buddha Man]

When nobody's looking just "tuck" it up between your waist and pants(assuming you don't wear your shirts tucked in >.<), then it's practically invisible and painless ;)


haha i thought i was the only one :thumbsup:

[3rdEyeVision]

lol ya that "tuck it in" trick helped me get out of some ackward situations back in the day lmao

[jaGerbom]

the boner put up on ur waist of pants with shirt covering is greeat!

my teenage boners culdnt survive without it

but about ur problem....hmm....when ur passin that j around announce that you would like to engange in a circle jerk:dance: ...if all gos well you will have a multi-tallented circle with toking, and being relly gay

no offense to homos >.<

speaking of circles...other things we like to do in our circle is push the fat kid....where our friend(hes a chubster) gets in the middle of the circle and we just push him around(dont worry he laughs through it...its really not abuse at all lol)...and then theres the bow circle, where we all just start throwing the bow to some good rap music

these things may seem dumb but u know how it is when ur high...its the funnest shit ever

mhmm sry i mightve ranted a lil there

btw the whole circle jerk thing...total joke lol...dont start thinkin our circles do this.


EDIT: i forgot to say...i get boners when i finaly realize that im going to start smokeing....they go away pretty fast but its like my wee wee just gos insane at the thought of tokin the ganja....not that my wee wee tokes...:confused:

[I just love weed]

Get a plastic male chastity device, such as the CB-3000. You put it on when you're flaccid, and it keeps things from growing larger than 3 inches. They also make ones that are smaller and bigger. The CB-3000 is in the middle. I wish I'd had one of them when I was younger, but they are a recent invention.

You could also try medical tape, but don't cut off circulation of any tissue.

dude like uhh are you kidding me? your a fucking douche bag of a strannnnnggeeee man

[ThePurpleMan]

umm i dont ussally get boners when i blaze but i have gotten erections off shit i normaly wouldnt have... like one of my friends was pulling up her skirt and like rubbing up on her legs and shit and that really got me going lol... as for the all friends bating off together... that is gay... I have watched porn with my friends before but u know its just guys watching porn nothen more

[jadeius]

I know this sounds retarded but it works for me...just do what "Bubble Boy's" mother told him to do...keep saying the pledge of allegiance over and over and it will go away. You have to get your mind on something non-erotic or something actually the opposite of erotic. Think of the ugliest girl in the world, or of kissing another guy, something that is a total turn off for you.

You should DEFINITELY get laid. Masturbate more often!!!!

[jadeius]

the boner put up on ur waist of pants with shirt covering is greeat!

my teenage boners culdnt survive without it

but about ur problem....hmm....when ur passin that j around announce that you would like to engange in a circle jerk:dance: ...if all gos well you will have a multi-tallented circle with toking, and being relly gay

no offense to homos >.<

speaking of circles...other things we like to do in our circle is push the fat kid....where our friend(hes a chubster) gets in the middle of the circle and we just push him around(dont worry he laughs through it...its really not abuse at all lol)...and then theres the bow circle, where we all just start throwing the bow to some good rap music

these things may seem dumb but u know how it is when ur high...its the funnest shit ever

mhmm sry i mightve ranted a lil there

btw the whole circle jerk thing...total joke lol...dont start thinkin our circles do this.


EDIT: i forgot to say...i get boners when i finaly realize that im going to start smokeing....they go away pretty fast but its like my wee wee just gos insane at the thought of tokin the ganja....not that my wee wee tokes...:confused:

You need help. You should really see about getting all that checked out.

[BabyFacedAbortion]

So uh... let's see what I got out of this post.

Well, chasity belts are hot. Don't let anyone tell you different.
Everyone gets horny thanks to Mary Jane. She's a fucking whore.
Jake's friends are faggots. And they thought he was weird..
Basically...tuck your dick under your waistband and invest in a nice pair of sweatpants.

Oh..
and get laid!

[Kindbud]

AHAHAHAHAHA, its called blood pressure.Your best bet is to either get a girlfriend , or do a little relieving wankin session before your next heavy smoke sit down. LoL great thread man ,male chastity devices huh ? you guys are to much .

[Nochowderforyou]

So uh... let's see what I got out of this post.

Well, chasity belts are hot. Don't let anyone tell you different.
Everyone gets horny thanks to Mary Jane. She's a fucking whore.
Jake's friends are faggots. And they thought he was weird..
Basically...tuck your dick under your waistband and invest in a nice pair of sweatpants.

Oh..
and get laid!

Why, are you having an uncontrollable boner problem too? :p Ha ha! I'm just kidding.

I don't really know what to say. If you're a teenager, it is normal to get wood at the most strangest moments, like during math class for some reason. It will pass as time goes on.

Masturbate more, and no, it's not a sin. We all know God did it, come on, he has the power to look at anyone, you know he tugged and rubbed a few times. :p

Okay, all jokes aside, seriously though, do it, or, just have sex. Either or, you know.

When it happens though, just think of something that would turn you off, like picturing a dead cat or something. Something that doesn't appeal much to you.

Good luck with that wood. :D

[Tupamaro]

Lol strange, I never get an erection when I smoke and it's almost hard to get one if I'm not actually with a female. Not saying I have ED but it's just not as exciting when no one is here lol.

thats cuz your not a virgin.

and isn't this thread almost exactly like a one like a week ago?

[cannabis campbell]

Maybe you dont masturbate often enough

[jadeius]

wow, how provocative, i'm gettin all HOT now...

shut up bitches :rasta:

[Sabron]

think of the most horrid ugly person you have ever seen.. then picture them on top of you.. you see thier whole ugly body and its just sick.. that will cut the tree down.. lol

err yeah whats with the boners in math class.. i got that alot..its strange.. its like math is some secret sexual language and it turns most guys on without even knowin it... lol

[Hardcore Newbie]

I was on a semi-date on monday with a friend of a friend, and she's pretty cute. We were talking and it got out that she smoked, s oi state that i do too. She's like I'm all dry right now, so I pull out my tylenol holder and pull out a J, but I say first that I get pretty randy from them and I apologize in advance for doing anything too forward (I'm pretty slow when it comes to physical stuff, a gentleman as it were). So about 5-10 minutes afterward, when i'm really starting to feel the hits, I pitch a nice tent cause I was rubbing her leg and it felt so nice haha, we both had a laugh about it and started making out before I had to leave (she had work early and I was already late leaving :P )

[phenox]

yea see thats the problem of sorts isnt it cant get a girl and dont kno enough people around here to just show up at a party get drunk and hi and get laid who knows maybe ill die a virgin

[PdoubleOTY]

yea...im ok wth gays/lesbians etc, but im personally straight...jacking off in front of each other is kind of....odd?

[chapman420]

Friends jerking off in front of each other? Thats pretty gay

word :smokin:

[Delta9 UK]

I get wood all the time after smoking weed.

Thing is I also get it when I wake up, go for a walk, stand in a lift, go shopping, stretch my legs on a long journey, answer the door, finish my breakfast or get in the shower.

So I wouldn't really worry about it ;)

[huh]

Yeah...fuck you. That is seriously bad and painful device.

And what's a wank among friends? My friends wank every time we get stoned right in front of each other (I don't count myself, since I'm bi). Next time it happens tell your friends you're going for a wank, grab some tissues and sit on the toilet until you can rub one out.

Dude....are you serious? cuz if you are, that was REALLY gay.

[Oblio]

I think the answer is hidden in prior posts.....

Next time you toke up...think of jake watching his mates jerkin off and him holding the klennex box for them!

If you still get a boner while smoking....go party with jake!

[Left]

Yeah...fuck you. That is seriously bad and painful device.

And what's a wank among friends? My friends wank every time we get stoned right in front of each other (I don't count myself, since I'm bi). Next time it happens tell your friends you're going for a wank, grab some tissues and sit on the toilet until you can rub one out.

That is quite possibly the grossest thing i have ever read. I cant imagine the wierd fassion show smoke sessions you have with your friends. And how do you even put your mouth on a bowl? I would be so disgusted by the possibility of a liquid other than spit on the mouth pice that smoking would be impossible.

Sounds like a conditioned response to smoking on a hard glass bowl(talking to thread starter)

[b0Ng h!tz 4 mE]

Just tell your mates... Im horny over the bud, not you. They'll understand rofl.

hahahaha.. . i literilly LOL'd when i read that