Listen To This Stupid Ass Shit.

[HighAllTheTime420]

Today, they made me go to the goddam drug counselor. He decides to pull the ignorant ask me if I'm gonna quit smoking weed right in front of my mom. So, since my mom was there I was like yea. But I'm not really gonna quit. Y the fuck would someone say that in front of my mom and expect a fuckin honest answer. So then this fucktard acts like I'm actually telling the truth and signs me up for this program. They're gonna keep testing me and i'm just gonna keep coming back positive. Whatever the fuck. They can't do jack shit about it neway. And Guess what I did right after the meeting. I called up the dealer.

[WakingDream]

Keep on tokin.

[420purplehaze420]

Why didnt you just say no? who cares if your mom was there its your body, not hers.

[make it legal]

thats bullshit i cant stand this shit anymore im gonna be drug tested this whole school year and if i come up positive im kicked out. im thinking of doing just that.

[JaiPeur]

Who the hell are 'they?'

Your post has an Orwellian flair as if by accident.

[stoneberg]

Yea man just keep comin back positive, or use one of those drinks for pissing all that thc out of you last minute. I also heard that if you leave your sample out in the sun for a couple days it neutralizes. So maybe on test day you can smuggle some negative piss in hehe. Well anyways the main thing is keep toking, never let anyone prevent you from doing just that bro.

[Dirk Gently]

Wow. I care, Like Super Cereally.





















........ it's just an added inconvinience. Good luck with not getting caught.

[greenetn05]

hey just keep on toking and you can pass the test by drinking some liquid surejell it is sold as certo (liquid pectin) all you do is get a 20oz pepsi or dr pepper and drink half of it then take one of the pouchs and pour it in the drink then drink it all and drink a shit load of water do all of this about an hour before you get tested make sure you piss once before you go i have used this in the past and it works littel hard to drink but worth it

[mojoke]

thats bullshit i cant stand this shit anymore im gonna be drug tested this whole school year and if i come up positive im kicked out. im thinking of doing just that.


just cheat dude, strap some clean piss to your leg!!!

i dont know why everyone is so worried about drug tests...i have passed 6 tests and everytime i didnt use my own pee.. its so easy

[Nochowderforyou]

Why didnt you just say no? who cares if your mom was there its your body, not hers.

Because he didn't want mommy to yell at him.

[Dutch Masta]

thats bullshit i cant stand this shit anymore im gonna be drug tested this whole school year and if i come up positive im kicked out. im thinking of doing just that.

Are you serious?

Theres something seriously wrong if you'd rather be kicked out of school than give up smoking. Not only would that all be documented and follow you throughout your life, but thats just absolutely ridiculous.

And people on here wonder why other people have problems with "just smoking weed"..

[JuggaloAtTheDoor]

I had to go 2 1 of them once.. my mom n dad was there, tho I kept bein a jackass 2 the councler and she got fed-up n told me 2 leave

keep tokin..

[myselfandi]

You should have been honest, otherwise you're making him waste his time on you when he could be helping someone with a real problem.

[HighAllTheTime420]

I had to go 2 1 of them once.. my mom n dad was there, tho I kept bein a jackass 2 the councler and she got fed-up n told me 2 leave

keep tokin..


I love being and ass to counselors and psychiatrists. I'm on my fifth counselor now, because I was so fucking rude to the last 4.

[YouD0nt]

Drug counsler shit ppl suck :stoned:

[Zoosh]

I mean its only fucking weed, the world is fucked.

[chisme]

Today, they made me go to the goddam drug counselor. He decides to pull the ignorant ask me if I'm gonna quit smoking weed right in front of my mom. So, since my mom was there I was like yea. But I'm not really gonna quit. Y the fuck would someone say that in front of my mom and expect a fuckin honest answer. So then this fucktard acts like I'm actually telling the truth and signs me up for this program. They're gonna keep testing me and i'm just gonna keep coming back positive. Whatever the fuck. They can't do jack shit about it neway. And Guess what I did right after the meeting. I called up the dealer.


stand firm there bro even if your moms there fuck it say yes anyways at least she wont be suprised when u test positive.,,, docters will try to condicend to you like that in front of your moms to get you to say what they want,,,, fuck em tell em the weed isnt the root of your prolems right now.,,, and ask him if he's gonna quit drinking coffe...after all it has more carceogenics in it then weed does. so hit back with facts,.:thumbsup:

[chisme]

I had to go 2 1 of them once.. my mom n dad was there, tho I kept bein a jackass 2 the councler and she got fed-up n told me 2 leave

keep tokin..


i had to go to one when i was younger because they thought i had ADHD and this stupid old slag kept trying to get me to take these pills to "calm me down" well.....that was the end of that for me. never went back to pick them up I DONE WHAT THE BULLSHIT GOV' TOLD ME I SAID NO TO DRUGS :D :D LMAO

[NightProwler]

im glad i dont get drug tests

[Lennon06]

me three