what one item from Home Depot would you pick in a fight against a Velociraptor? [Archive] - Green Grass Forums

WeedFaerie420

07-21-2006, 02:20 AM

Alright, so I have this question I've heard asked before and wanted to know your opinions:

what one item from Home Depot would you pick in a fight against a Velociraptor?
the fight takes place in a death pit, and the item has to be available FOR SALE at your local Home Depot.

BlazeAfat1

07-21-2006, 02:22 AM

Hmm... thats a thinker?

But id have to go with the trusty board with a nail in it:stoned:

da haze meister

07-21-2006, 02:46 AM

umm...
the mexicans out front

suhl

07-21-2006, 03:00 AM

this is a great question but the two best answers have already been taken

dryst

07-21-2006, 03:11 AM

fuck that im takin a nail gun..

JuggaloAtTheDoor

07-21-2006, 03:38 AM

chahhhain saw!

BloodAngel

07-21-2006, 04:17 AM

Hmmm... I'd go with a ... one of those bobcat bulldozer things...

YouD0nt

07-21-2006, 04:31 AM

chahhhain saw!
^ i agree me win. :dance:

The Figment

07-21-2006, 04:38 AM

A twenty pound Propane Tank,I already have the hose for it...FLAMETHROWER!!!! Barbeque Anyone??

halo

07-21-2006, 04:39 AM

The most deadly type of reptile poison they have (if they sell it or if it exists)

or

Some type of blowtorch.

Skink

07-21-2006, 04:40 AM

this is easy,a toilot...

Samwhore

07-21-2006, 05:34 AM

hmmmmm, id use those killer plants they sell! lol, i dont know.......

AmericanTerrorist

07-21-2006, 05:39 AM

I bet you a velociraptor is alot smarter tactically than the most of you....

Home Depot doesnt carry any practical weapons to fight a fucking dinosaur but id have to say a large axe but id probably get gutted...

Id say chainsaw but thats 2 items, chainsaw and gas...

phenox

07-21-2006, 05:42 AM

i would use that stuff that they use to get snakes to go away like industrial strength then when its back is turned id kick it in the nuts

Oneironaut

07-21-2006, 05:49 AM

A shovel.

420Mikey420

07-21-2006, 06:11 AM

the bigdest damn gas powered weed whacker they got. It might not kill em but they'll wish they were dead. Snakes hate those things, trust me on that one.

AmericanTerrorist

07-21-2006, 06:23 AM

:thumbsup:
the bigdest damn gas powered weed whacker they got. It might not kill em but they'll wish they were dead. Snakes hate those things, trust me on that one.:thumbsup:

lol thank you

dejayou30

07-21-2006, 06:23 AM

do they sell machettes? i'd want a machette.

newtoitallgurrl

07-21-2006, 06:26 AM

I would get one of those leaf blowers and stick it up its ass and blow it the hell up!!

smoke it

07-21-2006, 07:52 AM

definitly a propane powered nail gun

Gothen

07-21-2006, 08:00 AM

A velociraptor is actually a pretty small dinosaur. Regular velociraptor aren't like the ones in Jurassic Park. The real ones only get to be about 3 feet, 4 at the tallest, and only weigh up to 60 pounds.

I'm pretty sure a few sure swings of an axe will take one down pretty quickly. They're very agile creatures, and they DO have a retractable claw, but it was only about 4 inches long. The reason why velociraptors were any good at bringing down larger prey was that they hunted in packs. They were also very smart animals, too.

james420

07-21-2006, 08:03 AM

i'd fashion myself with an edward scissorhands getup....

mojoke

07-21-2006, 08:35 AM

30ft long aluminum pipe

WolfmansBrother

07-21-2006, 10:21 AM

rhino44

07-21-2006, 11:24 AM

a bucket of acetone and dump that shit on the fuckers face, eyes, and mouth and watch him stumble around in a suffering daze.

GHoSToKeR

07-21-2006, 02:06 PM

A can of Din-Away. Or Is it Dino-Way?

WeedFaerie420

07-21-2006, 02:48 PM

a bucket of acetone and dump that shit on the fuckers face, eyes, and mouth and watch him stumble around in a suffering daze.

that's one of my fav ones so far, good idea!

XTC

07-21-2006, 02:52 PM

XTC

07-21-2006, 02:54 PM

Other speices of raptors are like that, but fossil records show that velociraptor was between 6-8 feet high, 300+ pounds.

No wait, you're right.

Big Calhoun

07-21-2006, 02:55 PM

I would go for a torch. Either that or open a full propane cylinder, move away, and toss something lit as the thing gets closer to it.

da haze meister

07-21-2006, 03:03 PM

i won with the best answer

go toke up

07-21-2006, 03:11 PM

lol this is a cool thread. i would use a sit-down lawnmower on its bitchass.

Bong30

07-21-2006, 04:00 PM

Carbide tip circular saw

large axe

Nail gun

Lethal G

07-21-2006, 04:09 PM

Fucking great thread man, let me tell you. such a stoner question too. wow. genious!

Anyway, I would personally buy a shed at Home Depot to "fight" the dino. Ya know why? Cuz im stayin inside safe. :cool:

LOL best answer I've seen so far :stoned:

I would personally go with a gas mask and enough bug spray to melt a hole in the ozone layer the size of Texas. Hopefully that would be enough poison to kill it.

friendowl

07-21-2006, 04:46 PM

muiratic acid to clean the swiiming pools

blind that fucking dinosaur

brains

07-21-2006, 05:42 PM

a cutting or a welding torch.

suhl

07-21-2006, 06:02 PM

I bet you a velociraptor is alot smarter tactically than the most of you....

i bet your reason for betting that is you watched jurassic park

smokealot123

07-21-2006, 06:38 PM

1 piese of ceder 2 by 4.. lol.. i just watched one of the rocks movies :smokin:

smokealot123

07-21-2006, 06:41 PM

i won with the best answer

no haise.. i did lol.. it's comen sence.. u just have to be not baked lol.. use a chain saw.. theres no way the raptors soft skin wouldnt dissapear into a high powerd chain saw.. especially 1 from home depot:dance: lol

chisme

07-21-2006, 06:47 PM

A RAKE.

thats all i need

Peach.Optimo.Bluntz

07-21-2006, 06:49 PM

lol i wouldnt call its skin " soft "... I have to say a pick axe :D

da haze meister

07-21-2006, 06:57 PM

no haise.. i did lol.. it's comen sence.. u just have to be not baked lol.. use a chain saw.. theres no way the raptors soft skin wouldnt dissapear into a high powerd chain saw.. especially 1 from home depot:dance: lol
well... the mexicans will do anything for some money lol
not the whole race... just the ones outside of home depot
just get like 100 of them and pay them 10 bucks each
they will eat it alive

AmericanTerrorist

07-21-2006, 07:00 PM

i bet your reason for betting that is you watched jurassic park

LOL are you just casually being a dick or what??

Yes I loved that movie as a kid which led me to be infatuated with velociraptors, read a bunch of books on them and well thats that story. Nobody is really giving practical answers, an axe/pickaxe is probably the most practical but you are only going to get ONE shot if that, assuming there is only one. Looks like nobody is following the ONE item rule so id change mine to a homemade homedepot 3xplosiv3 or rig a flame thrower out of gas/propane.

thcbongman

07-21-2006, 10:17 PM

The sharpest self-powered fan.

I'd also put some charcoal, and matches aside to cook him afterwards :P

lagstronaut

07-22-2006, 06:33 PM

Home Depot doesnt carry any practical weapons to fight a fucking dinosaur

i would love to listen in on somebody's conversation and the first thing i hear is that ^

as for me i'd buy a ladder so i could frogsplash the bastard from mad heights

crudemood

07-22-2006, 07:16 PM

flame throwing chainsaw

XThe420KingX

07-25-2006, 02:47 AM

I have the answer to it all... a Traffic cone. I know what's it for. Can you figure it out?

Masta Stuff

07-25-2006, 04:02 AM

I giant Mirror, I could have some fun with that one lol.

halo

07-25-2006, 04:27 AM

I have the answer to it all... a Traffic cone. I know what's it for. Can you figure it out?

To put on its head? Like so it runs around and cant find where its going?

invoke

07-25-2006, 04:57 AM

60 lbs? I'd get a sledgehammer and whack him 1 in the head so he's woozy and then power bomb him... WWF style. :dance:

btw this thread was funny as fuck to read... fucking genius idea

WeedFaerie420

07-25-2006, 04:13 PM

To put on its head? Like so it runs around and cant find where its going?

yea u got it halo. But ya gotta be real skilled to get it on there before the thing claws you up.

orangeman

07-25-2006, 04:17 PM

A Hammer and some jumper cables.

zeebo phillips

07-25-2006, 04:21 PM

i oppose any violence toward living creatures, including velociraptors.

But I'd have to say I'd strangle him with a garden hose then toss a few sinks his way to see if he gets afraid. Then I would proceed to knock down some PVC pipes while he's running at me so he slips and falls, thus stalling him until I can think of my next move.

I can't just pick one item, the possibilities at Home Depot are endless.

zeebo phillips

07-25-2006, 04:21 PM

I giant Mirror, I could have some fun with that one lol.

Hahaha, that was perfect.

smok3y

07-25-2006, 04:27 PM

fuck that im takin a nail gun..
:thumbsup:
Thats what id also take.. Nail the fuker to the wall.. lol

Or id use a Gel Tech Scorpion Saw..

420purplehaze420

07-25-2006, 06:05 PM

thats easy...a shovel

one good swing of that fucker to its neck and its down, havent you people ever watched the discovery channel there actually really small, fuck chasin it around with a chainsaw or a weed wacker lol

BobBong

07-25-2006, 06:22 PM

lol... you all have it wrong.. you can't fight one Raptor because like someone said...they supposedly travelled in packs and hunted in packs also.

to be honest i'd probably get my hands on the largest chainsaw i could find and just try to hold my ground.. there wouldn't be much else you could do anyway..

my second suggestion would be a big clothes dryer that you'd be able to close from the inside...

i'd be more likely to hide until they went away.. :(