Jesus Balls?

[EbertsFat]

Who has them?! Are they avaible on eBay, my nanna needs some extremely fast. Share knowledge on said subject.

[YouD0nt]

Jesus balls huh.. can't say i've heard of em. srry your nanna is doomed.

[Gothen]

I uhh....what??
Sorry man, I'm clueless, as well.....

[YouD0nt]

Is he talking about the testicles of Jesus Christ, our savior?

Divine Testicals?! That'd be worth a shiny penny on ebay :smokin:

[Samwhore]

Is he talking about the testicles of Jesus Christ, our savior?


lol, REMEMBER, jesus is only certain peoples savior

[Oneironaut]

Is he talking about the testicles of Jesus Christ, our savior?
Funny, I just happen to be listening to a song right now that mentions Jesus' testicles. It's called "Hitler Fucked Your Grandma" by Brains For Sale. I love this song.

http://www.myspace.com/brainsforsale1

I walked into a nursery and picked out a child,
and licked his dirty asshole til it bled.
His mother saw me licking him so I ripped out her eyeballs,
and fucked the sockets with a wrench.
Then Jesus and I took the boy down to church,
and rubbed holy water in his asshole.
Then Jesus pulled out his dick and fucked the kid dead,
while I put Jesus' balls in my mouth.

Hitler fucked your grandma,
then pulled out her clit with some pliers.
Hitler fucked your grandma,
then dug up Gandhi's body and fed his dick to a four year old.

We had a Mongolian clusterfuck,
Hitler, your grandma, and I.
Jesus gave me a rimjob, I rubbed the Pope's nipples,
and blew my load on Princess Di.
Then Jesus and I went and sunk the Titanic,
while we sunk our dicks in Shirley Temple's brain stem.
Then we blew up the Hindenberg and fisted George Washington,
and ate each other out with his teeth.

Hitler fucked your grandma,
then I cut her eyeball and rubbed my semen in it.
Hitler fucked your grandma,
then I put her into an oven and we turned her into a lamp.

Then we burned the Mona Lisa, put Winnie the Pooh in a beehive, and then we cut Katherine Hepburn a new twat.
Then we ripped off Aaron Shaw's penis and we choked Mickey Mouse to death with it and he said "Oh No!" and I said "Oh yeah cunt, you're gonna die!"
Then we fucked the Pope with Jesus' cross,
and shoved the crown of thorns up Mother Theresa's ass.
Then we bent Mozart over his old grand piano,
and shoved a bass clarinet up his ass.

Hitler fucked your grandma,
then we cut her tits off and fed them to the Pope.
Hitler fucked your grandma,
and then we burned the only remaining copy of the Emancipation Proclamation.

Then I held Lassie down while Jesus fucked her in the asshole.
She just kept whining cause his massive cock just didn't fit,
and we had made her ass bigger with a machete,
then Jesus shot her in the head with a gun she had brought him while he was stuck in a well,
and we filled the bullet hole with our semen. Ironic, isn't it?

Hitler fucked your grandma,
then he and I stabbed Prince William in the face with a screwdriver.
Hitler fucked your grandma,
then I put my fist in her pussy and pulled out a goad.
Hitler fucked your grandma,
then I ripped open her chest and came in her esophagus.
Hitler fucked your grandma,
then shit down her throat and made her call him Christ!

[Gothen]

Funny, I just happen to be listening to a song right now that mentions Jesus' testicles. It's called "Hitler Fucked Your Grandma" by Brains For Sale. I love this song.



HOLY MARY, MOTHER OF JOSEPH that was fucked up, mi mano! lol

[james420]

i think they're a delicacy in some cultures.

[Lethal G]

Yeah, I'm afraid I have no clue here either, unless he is referring to a Latino person named Jesus who sells his testicles on the black market for crack money. I think he was arrested for that or something.

LMAO ignore my randomness... I'm way too stoned...

[smitty420]

wow what a so ng haahha

[notrightquite]

... Jesus ... balls ...?

[Psycho4Bud]

LOL....Jesus Balls on e-bay!
http://search.ebay.com/search/search.dll?cgiurl=http%3A%2F%2Fcgi.ebay.com%2Fws%2 F&fkr=1&from=R8&satitle=Jesus+balls&category0=

UNREAL!.....Have a good one!:thumbsup:

[orangeman]

Who has them?! Are they avaible on eBay, my nanna needs some extremely fast. Share knowledge on said subject.

LOL, your insane. (or am I just perverted?) :confused:

[Samwhore]

But if he did get nailed to a cross, believing that he was doing you a favor, you gotta hand it to the guy.

unless you belive that never happened

[3rdEyeVision]

I think this is a joke guys lmao

[notrightquite]

unless you belive that never happened

The entire society of the time verified it ... obviously it's still up to faith of if you believe them or not! But, profet or not, he was a dude.

[Aenima]

Wtf?

[EbertsFat]

Oh shit I forgot I made this thread last night. I was pretty baked.