share your stories of...

[mowie wowie]

getting cought at school either being high or having weed, and what your punishment was

i'm in summer school right now re taking biology, and i got cought with an eighth and i got a 3 day suspensoin. It's kinda funny because one day in summer school is like a week of school, i'm gonna miss so much lol.

How it happened: Before school we did the trade in the bathroom clean, then before our lunch break my teacher must have seen me taking some weed out of my backpack and into my pocket (i had about 4 dime bags, and i only took one) to go for a smoke during lunch, then when i came back stoned as hell the disiplinary officer and him were waiting with my backpack and i had to go to the office and i was suspended.

[halo]

I havent been caught at school but let me tell you the story of two friends of mine who got caught.

It all started out on 4/20. My friend alex came to school high as hell and then ate some shrooms at school in the morning. My friend alec was also high that day. During activity period(half hour in which we do whatever we want, similar to recess), they decide that they are going to skip their last 2 classes and get high(er). They invite me but i decline and go back inside to my classes. As i was walking to my last class a friend informs me that they have been caught and are in deep shit. Now, this pisses me off because i was going to alec's house after school that day and i couldnt. Anyways, it turns out that alex alec see one of our teachers walking by where they were. He sees them and then they try to hide their shit. At first the were just getting busted for skipping class. The penalty for which is 1 detention and 2 discipline refferals. Well, then the teacher goes back and finds the rest of the weed and the pipe they were using. It turns out they got suspended for a day and had to serve 15 detentions. They also had to take a few of these drug classes. They were screwed. Needless to say i dont think anyone is gonna risk toking up at school for a while. Kids all over the city heard about those "2 idiots" who got caught smoking weed at rockhurst high school.

And that is the story of my friends who toked up at school and got caught.

[kingseven]

YO! YOU WERE CRAZY HIGH! CAN I GET SOME?

[kingseven]

I NEEED SUM OF DAT CUZ IT MADE U STUPID

[Fez4Prez]

Ha, summer school.....that blows. I not even going to say anything about being caught because im not going to jinx myself. That sucks man but i guess it could be worse if then 3 day suspension. get high with your teacher im sure he is jealous of u

[mowie wowie]

Ha, summer school.....that blows. I not even going to say anything about being caught because im not going to jinx myself. That sucks man but i guess it could be worse if then 3 day suspension. get high with your teacher im sure he is jealous of u

hehe, i thought he was looking at my bud a little oddly. Jealously do i sense?

[Pride]

It all started out on 4/20. My friend alex came to school high as hell and then ate some shrooms at school in the morning.

I wish people would be more like halo, because that is the best way to start a story.
Notice how he started it with the following keywords:
4/20
school
high
shrooms
morning

I am to explain why these keywords are great:

4/20-, the weed holiday, every teacher is obviously suspicous of ANYTHING
school- he got high in school which shows tension
high- being high is always a good story element!
shrooms- high, in school, on 4/20, and then SHROOMS?!?! This creates high tension.
morning- this is all done in morning. This ain't no pussy ass 'getting high before last period', nah nigga this is fuckin' tripping out on shrooms while already high as hell on weed in the fuckin morning before first period. That means facing each and every one of your classmates and teachers while tripping out as the shrooms only gets stronger when the first 2-3 hours pass. By the time he was facing the 2nd half of the full day, he was tripping out at the peak of the shroom trip.

It's called a hook sentence and they are to be made and put in the beginning of a story in order to 'hook' the audience.
After I read that very sentence, I was already cracking up and hitting my leg.
My only complaint is that you didn't talk about how crazy he must have been acting in school if he ate shrooms and smoked up.

I just got weed and was gonna toke up for some reason of mine, but then I realized I wanna toke up to celebrate the best hook sentence of cannabis.com ever.

...................................Well.. other than the thread about the shoving weed up your ass to get high thing..

[BloodAngel]

I took dexadrine and went to school tweaking like a motherfuck... It was great fun, I was awake for 3 days..

But 4/20 this year was our school's senior trip to Six Flags, and they told everyone that they would be cracking down hella hard on drug use (because it was 4/20) but hella people still got caught and weren't allowed to be in graduation. I think 128 people

[huh]

i shot up my teachers car with a paintball gun and got suspended for 10 days, i was also drunk when it happend and i didnt remember most of it so i didnt know what to tell the guy punishing me. haha.

not caught with weed though, and i dont intend on taking it to school with me anymore since i've had a lot of close calls, and my school also does lockdowns and bring drug dogs in to smell for drugs so i rarely ever had weed in school.

[pez]

Never brought weed before, at least not intentionally(forgot it was in backpack,etc). However, I did get caught with a fifth of 100 proof vodka. That SUCKED!! I had to be that dumass teen loser who goes the through the alcohol/drug treatment/therapy. I had to fill out like 20 papers that summed up just asked why do you drink:
A. To fit in with people (peer pressure)
B. Troubles at home(lots of family abuse q's, wtf?)
C. To escape problems/stress
D. To live in your own unique privately defined universe.
yeah i know what ur thinkin......What the fuck is up with D? I picked it cause it sounded cool



THE END

[Pride]

LOL!
That's a really interesting test.

[S.L.D. 420]

Never been caught with anything at school. (knock on wood) Next year I'm not going to be taking anything to school with me. Because I found out that they sometimes have dogs come in and sniff in the parking lot, and stuff like that. It's not worth it.

[LISTEN2KMK]

wow he took shrooms at school? thats fucking ignorant

[Traviesa]

Never been caught at school, i was caught by a parole office

My Xhusband was on parole so we never smoked in the house, and she never ever came to our house in 2 yrs, well one day we thought we were in the clear because he was susposeed to be off and we blazed in the bathroom, well low and behold there was a knock on the door when i go to answer it i froze and panicked, i was sooo blazed, i answer it and she comes in haha the whole house smells like weed i run back to the bathroom and lock my self in so i didnt have to face no one i was scurd, she takes my X outside and once she found out it was weed and not meth he was doing she didnt care, i was shocked. She was acctually coming over to give him his discharge papers she said and i quote "Id much rather have my guys smoking pot, than attacking me i have no problem with marijuana, I think she smokes, well she took our bong and the rest of our gooooooddddddddd stuff thank god she didnt go into the room and find the rest of the stash he he i think she smoked it haha
he had to do an extra month and when he went to report she told him they were laughing so hard in the car when they left our house and she was trying not to laugh when we were outside talking to her because she said i looked really stoned, anywayz the morale of the story is NEVER ASSUME ANYTHING and dont get caught slippin by the state oops

[halo]

I wish people would be more like halo, because that is the best way to start a story.
Notice how he started it with the following keywords:
4/20
school
high
shrooms
morning

I am to explain why these keywords are great:

4/20-, the weed holiday, every teacher is obviously suspicous of ANYTHING
school- he got high in school which shows tension
high- being high is always a good story element!
shrooms- high, in school, on 4/20, and then SHROOMS?!?! This creates high tension.
morning- this is all done in morning. This ain't no pussy ass 'getting high before last period', nah nigga this is fuckin' tripping out on shrooms while already high as hell on weed in the fuckin morning before first period. That means facing each and every one of your classmates and teachers while tripping out as the shrooms only gets stronger when the first 2-3 hours pass. By the time he was facing the 2nd half of the full day, he was tripping out at the peak of the shroom trip.

It's called a hook sentence and they are to be made and put in the beginning of a story in order to 'hook' the audience.
After I read that very sentence, I was already cracking up and hitting my leg.
My only complaint is that you didn't talk about how crazy he must have been acting in school if he ate shrooms and smoked up.

I just got weed and was gonna toke up for some reason of mine, but then I realized I wanna toke up to celebrate the best hook sentence of cannabis.com ever.

...................................Well.. other than the thread about the shoving weed up your ass to get high thing..


What is even crazier is that we go to a private catholic high school. Also he wasnt tripping too bad but he definetly was tripping. The shrooms he had had the active ingredient extracted and put into this chocolate the size of reeses cup. Theres no telling how much was in it. Probably somewhere around what would be half an 8th of shrooms. He said even though he got busted at 2 30 he was high till he went to bed that night.

[geoffrowley19]

Never brought weed before, at least not intentionally(forgot it was in backpack,etc). However, I did get caught with a fifth of 100 proof vodka. That SUCKED!! I had to be that dumass teen loser who goes the through the alcohol/drug treatment/therapy. I had to fill out like 20 papers that summed up just asked why do you drink:
A. To fit in with people (peer pressure)
B. Troubles at home(lots of family abuse q's, wtf?)
C. To escape problems/stress
D. To live in your own unique privately defined universe.
yeah i know what ur thinkin......What the fuck is up with D? I picked it cause it sounded cool



THE END




haha thats funny as shit, when i had to go to this drug rehab class thing for possesion they amde us take this test to like make sure were not crazy and it was jst like a yes or no test and one of the things was "Have you ever made someone do something just by thinking it?"


:confused: :confused: :confused:

[mojoke]

wow he took shrooms at school? thats fucking ignorant

you dont even know.
things i've done at school- thistles,weed,speed,coke,acid,pharms,shroomz
things ive gotten caught for- misdemenor possession with intent to sell, (more trouble to have it than to sell it :P. fucked up i thought)

it started first block when i hooked up with the local drug dealer to get two fat 8ths. the great thing was that in 1st block we could leave the class whenever we wanted to go use the lockers in the hall (aka smoke some weed outside real quick). i ended up smoking about 2 grams with my dealer that period and was pretty fucked up when class ended. after the morning hours i spent lunch smoking in my favorite spot when some dude i know, redman, comes up and tells me that he knows someone who wants to buy a dime. he knows that i dont sell or anything but he also knows that i have weed. i wasnt going to fuck with him so i went along with him and sold his friend a dime. 30 minutes later i am baked as hell and sleeping in my english class when security walks in and wakes me up. i had half an 8th taped to my leg.
they pulled me in there office, asked me if i sold marijuana to some kid, i told them "I dont know what the fuck you're talking about, man"
the kid had gotten caught and he fucking narked on me. i got the felony possession charge, was expelled, had to do fucking community service and drug classes.
overall it wasnt a bad expereince. i cheated on all my drug tests and got my grandma to say that i did 50 hours of community service mowing her lawn and shit.

o, they didnt find my 8th on my leg and i smoked it that night.

[mojoke]

Never brought weed before, at least not intentionally(forgot it was in backpack,etc). However, I did get caught with a fifth of 100 proof vodka. That SUCKED!! I had to be that dumass teen loser who goes the through the alcohol/drug treatment/therapy. I had to fill out like 20 papers that summed up just asked why do you drink:
A. To fit in with people (peer pressure)
B. Troubles at home(lots of family abuse q's, wtf?)
C. To escape problems/stress
D. To live in your own unique privately defined universe.
yeah i know what ur thinkin......What the fuck is up with D? I picked it cause it sounded cool



THE END

lol that shits crazy! Was that one of those VOA classes? i took those.