LISTEN2KMK
07-17-2006, 05:07 PM
So yesterday me, my mom and dad, sister and brother in law, and neice and nephew all go to Coney Island for my sisters company picnic. We swim and ride water slides and stuff. When we leave i end up going to stay the night with my sis and nephew and brother-in-law. I asked my b-inlaw if he could get me a half quarter, so we go to his dealers house and he asks his dealer to match him up on a joint, he lights his and the dealer starts to roll one. Half way through the first joint i was damn stoned, then he told me it was some skunk(that explains it). It was the same thing i was going to buy from the dealer. So after i get my weed, and the joints are out we start to leave when my b-inlaw looks at his dealer and says, "Give him a drink of apple pie." So im high and kind of confused on how im supposed to drink apple pie. She returns with a gallon of tan liquid, i open it and smell it...DAMN! that smells exactly like apple pie! So my b-inlaw says take a nice big drink, so i filled my mouth with this shit and it tasted like heaven. I swallow and nearly shit my pants because it knocked all of the air out of my body. And as i stammer into a chair i said, "What the fuck is this?" It was a recipe that involved 3/4 gallon of everclear. Ive never drank everclear before and it straight rippeed my dick off and slammed it up my ass. now as i sit here with a bag of skunk i cant stop thinking of apple pie.:)