I'm thinking about getting a pet...

[kracks]

Scorpion!!!! :dance:

easy to keep, beautiful and a great convosation starter... :thumbsup:

and if dealers try to fuck me over, i'll fuck them over!!:D

cant wait! :smokin:

[klonopin]

paranhas are cool. why not just get a dog

[kracks]

i already got the coolest stoner dog anyways, but a stoner scorpion...thats rare! ;)

[jamstigator]

Unfortunately, the coolest looking scorpions, the big ones, aren't really very venomous. Like getting stung by a bumblebee. The really nasty ones, the ones that send you to the hospital or that can kill you if you're a small child or baby, they're really very tiny and unimpressive-looking. Their small size is what makes them so dangerous; you don't notice them until you feel the sting.

[SmokingPlatypus]

I've always wanted a cat. I would totally hope that it would be a stoner cat. But a scorpion? That's really unique and cool.

[Nochowderforyou]

Even if you bought a scorpion, it would be de-venomised I believe. I'm sure a store wouldn't sell lethal pets.

I want a snake or tarantula(sp?-a giant spider thing). A rabbit would be sweet too. I use to have a dwarf bunny that I litter trained and all. It walked around the house just like a cat, no cage. Too bad they never live long though. I hate when pets die. :(

An Iguana would be nice too. They're chill animals that you can leave out the cage too.

[dopesmoker]

A scorpian would be a sweet pet to have. You wouldnt be able to play with it too much though

[bobbydabud]

i have a cat the gets the munchies like a mofo and ive always wanted a monkey to get stoned with like on grandmas boys that was awesome

[go toke up]

i have a cat the gets the munchies like a mofo and ive always wanted a monkey to get stoned with like on grandmas boys that was awesome
hellz yeah,id teach the mofuckin monkey how to hit up a blunt/bong/bowl/ and joint!

[ChronicMike]

Fuck a scorpoian get a lizard or gecko of some sort.

[napolitana869]

grandmas boy was a funny movie

[mike jones]

ya grandmas boy was ridiculously funny

[Cooler Then Jesus]

yeah, so i was going to get a monkey from a test lab for free, but im not sure witch one i want, or the how i would take care of it, or train it, plus the ones from there i hear are pretty mean.

[jamstigator]

I was in Turkey and went around to some pet stores looking for one of those cats with different-colored eyes (left eye different color from right eye). Well, I was in this store and they had some kind of monkey in a cage, and there was a woman working the store. She walked by this monkey cage and the monkey reached out and felt her leg up and popped a huge boner! I about fell over laughing. So I'm not so sure I'd want a monkey for a pet. It was kind of smelly, and having a monkey popping a boner every time a woman came over would probably cause problems. Heh.

[OniEhtRedrum781]

i'm getting a new kitten in about a month or so, just gotta wait until it's big enough to pull it away from its mother. That kitten's gonna be the biggest pothead, which is funny cuz i'm getting it from my dealer

[SpiritLevel]

Trade in your stoner dog and replace it with an Akita bred to fight; not fight other dogs but dodgy dealers who are lighter than michael jackson

[MaryJaneScott]

a scorpion!!
nice!

make sure you get him a black light so he can GLOW for you
:)

[birdgirl73]

So I'm not so sure I'd want a monkey for a pet. It was kind of smelly, and having a monkey popping a boner every time a woman came over would probably cause problems. Heh.
They are smelly and messy as heck. My uncle and cousins used to have one of those little monkeys. A capuchin monkey, I think it was. It had ferociously concentrated urine.

A girl monkey would take care of any potential boner problems. But if they're not fixed, they can have some estrus-related behavior issues of their own. I'll stick with cats and dogs and birds. Scorpions are plentiful in the wild here in Texas, but most folks who've met up with them don't want them as pets.

[jamstigator]

Totally agree. Used to have four dogs, but they got old and died, and we transitioned to cats (easier to care for, cleaner). And here they are! In order of age (11 years to 1 year old), Cleo, Tiger, Margie (Margie Juana, got her from a pot dealer), Liza, and Stockard. ;)

[kracks]

yeah, so i was going to get a monkey from a test lab for free, but im not sure witch one i want, or the how i would take care of it, or train it, plus the ones from there i hear are pretty mean.


have you seen 28 days later?

[birdgirl73]

That's a beautiful family you have there, Jamstigator! A nice looking bunch, and clearly a group of great character, judging from those faces.

Here's my bunch of substitute monkeys. All four are about the same size. The first one's Buddy, my little light-colored Lilac-point Siamese, and I'm sorry it's such a bad picture, but it's the only one I have of him. OJ is my orange kitty, and Daisy and Lily are the Chihuahuas. There's another outside cat, too, but I haven't taken his picture yet. They're all my babies.

[Smatchimo]

i gots a new kitty! well i guess shes about 2 months old now. i made sure to rough-house with her a lot so shes really friendly and rambunctious, but doesnt kill my room. its so funny, ill throw my arm into the air with my hand torward her, and she'll arch her back and fluff up to try to scare me. then she runs and tackles my hand when i put it to the ground. so much fun!

[birdgirl73]

What a pretty kitty, Smatchimo! She looks like a little wildcat. She's more exotic looking than the average tabby! Congrats on being a new daddy.

[make it legal]

ive always wanted to smoke up my dogs but i always forget to do it every time i smoke

[dejayou30]

i have a cat that's a former stray and a spook. she never sits on laps but she is so funny because she absolutely FIENDS having her face scratched. she has a lot of character to her. i'd like to get another cat, like a chill lap cat. preferably start small but i don't want to litter train a pet, mainly because i share a house with roomates and don't want them to have to deal with my animal shitting and pissing everywhere. i also want to get a dog pretty bad, but you have to let them outside to go to the bathroom which is a hassle.

oh, and they do sell venomous animals. my sister and her husband own a reptile business (www.golizards.com) and know a guy that sells baby king cobras. i guess people have them living like a trophy or something, which sounds pretty gangster, but i would never own a snake or reptile i don't think. they are cool and i will hold them and look at them and stuff but its not something i would own. i like mammals.

[chisme]

get a gecko innit

[smitty420]

get a boston terrier, best dog ever

[kingjustin]

African emporer scorpions are the generic " pet store" scorpion. They're not really that venemous, but they hurt like hell and are nocturnal. I used to work at petco. They're fuckin boring.
Get a tegu. Argentine tegus are as smart, or smarter than, most cats. Imagine being able to sic your 4ft long lizard on a shitty dealer.

[kingjustin]

that's my colombian tegu, trigger btw.