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[Binzhoubum]

:D

你好！ 我想开始这个因为我想要练习我的中文！

如果你会汉语， 我们聊天一下吧！

:smokin:

[LittLeWinG]

O....k :D

[Binzhoubum]

O....k :D


哈哈哈哈哈哈！我欢迎你学习！来吧！:)

:smokin:

Translation: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I welcome you to study! Come on! :)

[420mory]

:D

你好！ 我想开始这个因为我想要练习我的中文！

如果你会汉语， 我们聊天一下吧！

:smokin:


Hello! I want to start this because I want to practice my Chinese! If you speak Chinese, we chat!
?
:D

But it is a dif.Chinese Language (the lower-classes?) that inside Chinatowns, Villages, out of big cities,...right?
*oh I love all China! ;):D

[Pride]

I like to chill downtown at China Town.

[cannabis campbell]

This thread makes no sense to me :stoned:!

[420purplehaze420]

am i the only one who has no idea whats going on? how did you guys get chinese from some squares? is that what chinese looks like on are computers cause of the srtucture of there letters?

[Its a Plant]

I see Chinese letters. No squares here.

I heard Chinese was really hard to learn compared to English. Or maybe it was the other way around?

[OniEhtRedrum781]

am i the only one who has no idea whats going on? how did you guys get chinese from some squares? is that what chinese looks like on are computers cause of the srtucture of there letters?
you don't have the language installed on your computer, that's why they're squares...

[Binzhoubum]

you don't have the language installed on your computer, that's why they're squares...

对啊！如果你不能看到这些汉字， 你的电脑一定有这样的问题！

420Mory. I am using simplified Chinese characters. They are used in Mainland China and not in Hong Kong and Taiwan. Also, I am using the Mandarin (普通话）dialect. In Hong Kong, as well as most of Southern China, they speak Cantonese (粤语，广东话) and they also use the traditional style of Chinese writing.

If you really want to be able to communicate effectively in Chinese, you need to master the four basic tones. Look it up on the internet. I know if you google, "Learning Chinese Online" an amazing website comes up as one of the results that is full of valuable resources for learning.

Itsaplant...Yes, Chinese is a difficult language to learn. It really just requires alot of practice and patience as with anything else worth studying.

Might I add that my Chinese grammar is not always so fantastic so I apologize in advance for any mistakes I make. :thumbsup:

In Chinese they call hemp or marijuana: 大麻 (da4 ma2).

But I heard if you yell, "Yo! Homeboys I need some of 'dat fire.", it will also be understood in the greater Shanghai/Pudong region. :D

:smokin:

[Az.]

你好， 我不講漢語的詞!!
欺詐和使用譯者的Im

[go toke up]

你好， 我不講漢語的詞!!
欺詐和使用譯者的Im
lol?

[Az.]

lol?

well if you can make out what it said it will make sense!
lol :D

[go toke up]

well if you can make out what it said it will make sense!
lol :D
i cant read jap/chink/gook language. no offense.

[zero2104]

¿que?

[420purplehaze420]

lol o yeah before i was on this ancient laptop in my room, it showed up as a bunch of rectangles in lines.

carry on

[Binzhoubum]

你好， 我不講漢語的詞!!
欺詐和使用譯者的Im

啥？！ 我看不懂！你不会看汉字啊？ 你为什么用繁体字？ 我在用简体字！

:smokin:

[Binzhoubum]

i cant read jap/chink/gook language. no offense.

啊呀！你太不礼貌了！

[Binzhoubum]

Uh..
The Chinese language revolves around question marks and exclamations?

那儿啊？！ 有啥标点？

[pokin smot]

all i see are squares to this is a bummer i want to read chinese

那儿啊？！ 有啥标点？

[Binzhoubum]

you don't have the language installed on your computer, that's why they're squares...

Luckily, Mr. OniEht has already explanined this great mystery.

You need to install the Eastern Asian Languages pack in windows...I believe it is in the control panel somewhere and you need your start-up CD's...

:smokin:

[Binzhoubum]

这里是一些我照的照片。。。 (Here are some pictures I took...)

给你们欣赏一下！:smokin: (Enjoy! :smokin:)

[surreys princess]

Neat pics, and cool so many of you know other languages and such. I am trying to learn Cantonese right now myself.

On another note, just a small reminder to not get too carried away, as we prefer posts to be done in English. Thanks guys :)

[Binzhoubum]

Neat pics, and cool so many of you know other languages and such. I am trying to learn Cantonese right now myself.

On another note, just a small reminder to not get too carried away, as we prefer posts to be done in English. Thanks guys :)

Thanks! :D If I translate the Chinese to English in the same post is it ok?

Good luck studying Cantonese! It's a very interesting language!

You should watch the movie 重庆森林！(chong qing sen lin) I think its called "ChongQing (Chungking) Express" in English...It is a good movie to practice Cantonese and a little Mandarin...plus its a really good movie, I think.

:smokin:

[NightProwler]

yea well i can speak english.

[Binzhoubum]

I can too...

:smokin:

[Fengzi]

Hey Binzhou, duibuqi, wo bu neng yong zhe ge diannao dazi hanzi. Something about some weird conflict using Windows XP and Office 2000. Ta ma de!!

Suoyi, ni yao lianxi ni ge zhongwen? Ting shuo ni de nupengyou shi zhongguoren. Dui bu dui? Wei shenme bu gen ta lianxi? Keneng shi yinwei ta yoa lianxi ta de yingwen. Shijishang, wo mingbai. Ruguo ta hui shuo yingwen de hua, ta de yingwen dagai bi ni de zhongwen hao. Wo gen wo taitai shi yiyang. Suiran wo taitai shi zhongguoren, erqie ta jingran guoqu zai Fudan Daxue dang zhongwen jiaoshou, women yiban de shuo yingwen. Shi yinwei ta de yingwen bi dabufen meiguoren de yingwen hoa duo le. Shi bijiao rongyi.

Oh well, all this thinking in Chinese makes my head hurt. Take advantage of the fact that you are there and practice from morning till night. 好好学习!!

[Az.]

i cant read jap/chink/gook language. no offense.

nor me


好抱歉!!
没体会有区别。
如果您不可能了解什么我以前说， 我说â??我不可能讲词， 我是欺诈和使用译者!!â??
我不知道您是否将了解这二者之一， 因为您知道什么自由网上翻译可以是象。

[Binzhoubum]

Hey Binzhou, duibuqi, wo bu neng yong zhe ge diannao dazi hanzi. Something about some weird conflict using Windows XP and Office 2000. Ta ma de!!

Suoyi, ni yao lianxi ni ge zhongwen? Ting shuo ni de nupengyou shi zhongguoren. Dui bu dui? Wei shenme bu gen ta lianxi? Keneng shi yinwei ta yoa lianxi ta de yingwen. Shijishang, wo mingbai. Ruguo ta hui shuo yingwen de hua, ta de yingwen dagai bi ni de zhongwen hao. Wo gen wo taitai shi yiyang. Suiran wo taitai shi zhongguoren, erqie ta jingran guoqu zai Fudan Daxue dang zhongwen jiaoshou, women yiban de shuo yingwen. Shi yinwei ta de yingwen bi dabufen meiguoren de yingwen hoa duo le. Shi bijiao rongyi.

Oh well, all this thinking in Chinese makes my head hurt. Take advantage of the fact that you are there and practice from morning till night. 好好学习!!

真有意思！你说对了！我和你一样，但是我没有老婆啊！我肯定相信你的太太的英文比大部分的美国 人好多了！

不过，我已经住在中国一年半了但是我的中文还不好！我想说很流利的！

好好学习，天天上上！

哈哈哈哈！

PS 你还想来北京吗？如果你来的话，让我知道吧！谢谢！

[surreys princess]

Thanks, I think an english translation would be great. The cantonese isnt too hard so far, I find it more hard to make the sounds than anything. I found a great website that teaches both Mandarin and Cantonese, for free, and how to translate between the two. First you learn pinay, which is the westernized version, but I think it is more pronunciation you are learning really. I already know Hebrew and a lot of Spanish, this is just for fun, something to do I suppose.

Princess

[Bong30]

do you know how to name a bunch of chinese kids.....









through some silverware down the stairs.......










ping




pong








ching









chong





LOL i had too

[s2headhunter]

dude the chinese is really frying my out...like BIG TIME

[Binzhoubum]

dude the chinese is really frying my out...like BIG TIME
Now you know how I feel living here...LOL... :smokin:

:stoned:

[Binzhoubum]

Thanks, I think an english translation would be great. The cantonese isnt too hard so far, I find it more hard to make the sounds than anything. I found a great website that teaches both Mandarin and Cantonese, for free, and how to translate between the two. First you learn pinay, which is the westernized version, but I think it is more pronunciation you are learning really. I already know Hebrew and a lot of Spanish, this is just for fun, something to do I suppose.

Princess

这个网站也许会对你有帮助：（This website might be helpful:)

http://www.csulb.edu/~txie/online.htm

这个网站对听力非常好：(This wesbsite is really good for listening:)

http://www.ctcfl.ox.ac.uk/Chinese/index.html

Enjoy! :smokin:

[orangeman]

Spam thread :).

[Oneironaut]

My favorite site for practicing Chinese (well, the characters at least) is www.zhongwen.com. It's a very informative resource for anyone learning Chinese. Unfortunately I haven't had the time to practice lately and my Mandarin is getting really rusty.

[james420]

i like the squares. ive been looking at them a long time and theyre starting to make sense.

[Az.]

my name is
Ou Ao rui
If that makes any sense at all

[Binzhoubum]

Spam thread :).

Really? I thought it was a thread about practicing and learning Chinese...:D

[Binzhoubum]

my name is
Ou Ao rui
If that makes any sense at all


Sounds like a Chinese transliteration of your English name...:smokin:

Or shoud I say a Chinese phoentic translation of your name? Something to that effect...:stoned:

[Az.]

didn't you understand what I wrote before?
the second time

好抱歉!!
没体会有区别。
如果您不可能了解什么我以前说， 我说â??我不可能讲词， 我是欺诈和使用译者!!â??
我不知道您是否将了解这二者之一， 因为您知道什么自由网上翻译可以是象。

that, It's simplified not traditional this time
Or does it still make no sence at all?

the important bit is

我是欺诈和使用译者!!

[smartuser]

我會說中文, I teaching English in Taiwan, and 我抽大麻, 哈哈

[smartuser]

use the word chink again I will fuking bust your fuking fat lips fuking ignorant fuk

[smartuser]

幹你娘 臭雞巴

[smartuser]

i will show you how your fuking nuts taste in your fuking mouth and how metal feels in your fukhead

[Oneironaut]

my name is
Ou Ao rui
If that makes any sense at all
My Chinese name is 懂力伟 (Dông Lìwêi).

[Fengzi]

didn't you understand what I wrote before?
the second time

好抱歉!!
没体会有区别。
如果您不可能了解什么我以前说， 我说â??我不可能讲词， 我是欺诈和使用译者!!â??
我不知道您是否将了解这二者之一， 因为您知道什么自由网上翻译可以是象。

that, It's simplified not traditional this time
Or does it still make no sence at all?

the important bit is

我是欺诈和使用译者!!

I makes sense but sounds a bit awkward to me. Then again, maybe it sounds awkward because my Chinese isn't so good ;)

Anyhow, you can't speak and but are using some kind of translator. Right?

[orangeman]

Really? I thought it was a thread about practicing and learning Chinese...:D

Meh, could be. I'm guessing it was some kinda foreign text now because it shows up as ???????? ??! on my computer :p.

[Fengzi]

我會說中文, I teaching English in Taiwan, and 我抽大麻, 哈哈

Another English teacher. I taught in Shanghai for a while. Great experience.

So, how's Taipei these days? I haven't been in a quite a while. I like that place down by the water, I think it was called Dan Shui. Lot's of good food.:thumbsup:

[Binzhoubum]

I makes sense but sounds a bit awkward to me. Then again, maybe it sounds awkward because my Chinese isn't so good ;)

Anyhow, you can't speak and but are using some kind of translator. Right?

Thanks, Fengzi! That's what I was thinking...:smokin:

Smartuser--- How is Taiwan? Have you lived in the Mainland before?

[Binzhoubum]

My Chinese name is 懂力伟 (Dông Lìwêi).


我的中文名是 "叉子â??，或者 â?�马奇â??。。。。哈哈哈！在过去有人叫我â?�马支援â??。

:smokin:

[smartuser]

Taiwan is cool, I have been to Shanghai.
I know Dan Shui, great views.

[Silverant]

日本語　が　すうこうし　話します。

I taught myself a fair amount of Japanese last summer. Would've continued if only my school offered it. But I couldn't keep up with two languages so I've forgotten a bunch of it and now I'm stuck with stupid Espanol.

[Oneironaut]

Just two languages? Try six. I'm learning French, Spanish, German, Russian,Mandarin Chinese and Esperanto.

[smartuser]

Got a great connection here in Taipei, new comers that are looking can drop me a line.

[Binzhoubum]

Got a great connection here in Taipei, new comers that are looking can drop me a line.

台北怎么样？ 抽的好不好？ 你能看懂吗？
:smokin:
Hey, how is Taibei? I've never been to Taiwan, but have traveled extensively in the Mainland (大陆).

[josh g]

什么性交 Binzhoubum？为什么制作没人理解的一截线？

lol! :) i already know, arabic, simple chinese (which i am very bad at), french, english, and tagalog!
And im learning german, japanese and italian!

[josh g]

Si vous pouvez comprendre ceci, alors bon pour vous !

[Binzhoubum]

I don't really speak French but I am guessing that says, "If you can understand this, then good for you!"

:smokin:

Good on you for the extensive language studies! :)

Learning a new language is a great way to exercise and expand the mind...

你猜吧！你是菲律宾人吗？我以前有一个菲律宾的室友！他教了我一句菲律宾话。。。

[josh g]

That's exactly what it says...:(

[josh g]

Philippino roomate that's cool! I bet he was a pushover lol!

[josh g]

I'm not so good with japanese yet, but i think silverant said somtheing about a japanese inhaling and speaking or something??

[Binzhoubum]

我怎么知道啊！我不会说日语！

大部分的中国人非常恨日本人。

不要浪费你的时间学日语！学一门真正的语言吧！学汉语！:smokin:

[smartuser]

我看的懂,你的的中文說的還不錯!
大陸的草如何?
臺灣人不會很恨日本人.
你住大陸哪裡?

[smartuser]

我是臺灣人不過我在多倫多長大.
學中文還蠻好玩的吧!

[Binzhoubum]

大陆没有草。。。只有那个粘的东西，知道不？ 其实有草，但是特别不好。

我的第一个中文老师是台湾人！他非常好！非常酷！

你在台湾还是加拿大？哈哈！我是美国人但是我觉得我真是东北人啊！

东北人岗岗的！也许我应该去台湾看一看！

[Binzhoubum]

蠻。。。這是臺灣話嗎？

妳們臺灣人為什么用繁體字？簡體字多好啊！:smokin:

[Oneironaut]

Si vous pouvez comprendre ceci, alors bon pour vous !
Le français est, pour moi, très facile, particulièrement quand on le compare avec le chinois ! Et ici on peut souvent le pratiquer, car j'habite très près du Québec.

[Binzhoubum]

Le français est, pour moi, très facile, particulièrement quand on le compare avec le chinois ! Et ici on peut souvent le pratiquer, car j'habite très près du Québec.

I never studied French, but I did study Spanish for several years. Let me guess what that says:

French is, for me, very easy, particularly when compared to Chinese. (I am pretty sure of this part.)

The second setence is maybe: You are able to practce alot because you live near Quebec?

我没学过法语，但是我学过西班牙语几年。让我猜猜这句话的意思：

法语对我来说比汉语容易。（我差不多确定）

第二句可能是：因为你住在魁北克附近，所以你能练习很多。

[da haze meister]

shlimp fried lice, preeze
you ever seen an asian person try to say accelerate?

[Binzhoubum]

shlimp fried lice, preeze
you ever seen an asian person try to say accelerate?

你不学无术！

It means:

You are ignorant and incompetent. :smokin:

No offense, man. :stoned:

[da haze meister]

你不学无术！

It means:

You are ignorant and incompetent. :smokin:

No offense, man. :stoned:
lol i was just kidding.
i dont speak chinese
dont be a douche.

[Oneironaut]

I never studied French, but I did study Spanish for several years. Let me guess what that says:

French is, for me, very easy, particularly when compared to Chinese. (I am pretty sure of this part.)

The second setence is maybe: You are able to practce alot because you live near Quebec?

我没学过法语,但是我学过西班牙语几年。让我猜猜这句话的意思:

法语对我来说比汉语容易。(我差不多确定)

第二句可能是:因为你住在魁北克附近,所以你能练习很多。
Précisément. Vous avez bien compris. :)

[Binzhoubum]

lol i was just kidding.
i dont speak chinese
dont be a douche.


Haha, man! :smokin:

I was kidding too...:)

[WeedFaerie420]

lol amazing how a thread like this gets 76 posts and counting (i'm contributing to the absurdity)

[Thetrippinhippie]

i love asians. *bows* be my asian cannibis boards buddy :_; p-p-please?!

[Binzhoubum]

lol amazing how a thread like this gets 76 posts and counting (i'm contributing to the absurdity)

Haha...Why is it amazing? Chinese is the world's most spoken language.

Why is it absurd? Simply because you don't understand?

I'll gladly help you learn if you want. :smokin:

[Binzhoubum]

i love asians. *bows* be my asian cannibis boards buddy :_; p-p-please?!

Well, I would love to be your Asian cannabis board buddy; however, I am not Asian. :smokin:

But I guess I am more Asian than most...

[Binzhoubum]

Smartuser, 你在那儿？

:smokin:

[ZHJS]

God damn, seeing all of these Chinese characters is giving me a headache. :( That's way too difficult of a language for me to want to learn. I've tried learning some beginner's stuff with my own native language, Korean, but I just know a few basics and the basic hangul alphabet. I'm so Americanized. Haha.

[Binzhoubum]

http://www.babyface.com.cn/event.htm

Check out the link! China has some decent clubs and some AMAZING parties!

Come on out! I can translate for y'all! :smokin:

[Binzhoubum]

God damn, seeing all of these Chinese characters is giving me a headache. :( That's way too difficult of a language for me to want to learn. I've tried learning some beginner's stuff with my own native language, Korean, but I just know a few basics and the basic hangul alphabet. I'm so Americanized. Haha.

Sounds like you must be Korean-American...you should really try to make some ties with your native culture. Korean is not so difficult to learn once you get into it. Try living there and teaching English or something for a few months.

BTW, Korea has some of the most beautiful women in the world! I would be there if Seoul wasn't so damn expensive. :smokin:

[smartuser]

what up

[Binzhoubum]

what are you up to man?