i really do

[flamingskullballs]

love my mother

i love so many people

but my mother is especially loved

[minnesota man]

Mother, hello. I want to kill you.


Kill your parents.

[Gothen]

I'm really glad you love your mom; I'm really glad you two have a good relationship. Me and my mom really hate each other, like it's a known fact we both hate the other. So, I'll say...


Dear mother, don't get viciously and horribly mauled by a bear while walking to your car from work.

[flamingskullballs]

Mother, hello. I want to kill you.
i figured someone like you would follow up with some twisted morrison quote