Dad is giving me a crappy piss test

[GetBakedOrDieTryin]

My dad says i can't get my allowance until i get a piss test... Essentially the piss test is simply me, pissing in a cup, and he sticks a tiny plastic thc thingy (basicly just a crappy 10-15 dollar drug testing kit) in the cup.... How many days should i wait b4 it doesn't show up? i've been stoner free for about 2 days... I also smoked about a bowl a day for maybe a week and a half, and b4 that i didn't smoke that much.

[gaheadga]

cut his throat and stab the knife in his chest

[Lethal G]

It should all be out of your body within 10-15 days, seeing as you aren't a heavy smoker. Just be sure to drink a lot of water before he makes you take the test, and pee once before (drinking the water dilutes the thc metabolytes in your urine). Seeing as how it is a cheap home kit, you shouldn't have any trouble here.

[gaheadga]

dispose of his body in a nearby trash dumpster

[GetBakedOrDieTryin]

It should all be out of your body within 10-15 days, seeing as you aren't a heavy smoker. Just be sure to drink a lot of water before he makes you take the test, and pee once before (drinking the water dilutes the thc metabolytes in your urine). Seeing as how it is a cheap home kit, you shouldn't have any trouble here.i think i'll take the "stab his throat and bury his body advice" is there any other quick way?

[spacehead]

jus get some one elses piss stash it in the bog an wen u gotta do it pore that in it might work if he dosent inspect the bathroom first

[Damon32]

Dude slam a bunch of water for like 6 hours...everytime you piss drink another 8 to 10 oz. of water....take like 5 B vitamins....if you dont have B take a multi or C an hour before you piss for him...This will color your urin for like 3 or 4 pisses so he doesnt know your giving him water and you are golden my friend.
That wasn't hard at all.....any tougher questions?

You'll be gettin' your allowance and wasting it on a sack of ganja in no time brother!!! probably even today if you sart slamming right now. Start out slamming like 30 to 40 oz to get started. Like I said 6 Hours!!! 4 hours will probably work but play it safe gettin that water going thru your system. This is how many people pass drug tests. Dude trust me.

Holla'

[Damon32]

I hate to see a good kid go without his weed on the weekend. Is anything worse???

[Genuine17]

or since its a shitty home test that you probably put a piece of paper and it will change a different color if its positive for thc so you should just poor like apple juice in the cup

[Jay Matix]

take detox pills like me..... i'm on some right now and i'm about to drug test in 2 hrs