FART??

[klonopin]

If you were a fart, what kind would you be?

[cannabis campbell]

Silent......................... but deadly!

[Lethal G]

I'd be the one waiting to be let loose when your overweight uncle, after eating lots of cabbage, asks you to pull his finger.

[SocksThaClown]

the kind where i walk by your face and accidentally let loose. lmao rofl...just kidding... but i'm serious;)

[birdgirl73]

I'm a lady.

I wouldn't BE a fart to be described.

[cannabis campbell]

Why are girls so ashamed and wont admit they fart!

[SocksThaClown]

I'm a lady.

I wouldn't BE a fart to be described.
but ladies do "break wind" sometimes:D

[klonopin]

yea for real, like i break wind on dates and there like ewww take me home now....matter of fact ill call a cab. it's like wtf? you fart to

[SocksThaClown]

yea for real, like i break wind on dates and there like ewww take me home now....matter of fact ill call a cab. it's like wtf? you fart to
lmao

[Kenn]

cause i like to bottle my emotion until its ready to EXPLODE!!! lol

[UncleChunky]

WET

[MeHeartGanja]

yea for real, like i break wind on dates and there like ewww take me home now....matter of fact ill call a cab. it's like wtf? you fart to

yeah but ur not meant to fart on a date. my ex told me all the time that she farts. she friggin loves it too, she thinks their funny...thing is, the girls got no sense of smell. so she cant tell. the good thing was that when i was with her, if i had stinky feet only i knew.

my farts vary by meals....if its spicy watch out.

[go toke up]

im a schart. when u fart, u shit a lil bit too.

[birdgirl73]

Well, OK, maybe sometimes. But I try never to do it in front of others.

There's something I eat once every couple of weeks. I've about figured out that it's those whole-grain Sunchips. Anyway, they make it hard to be lady. Or to leave the far end of the house while they're working their way through. They're noisy.

[orangeman]

Silent but Deadly ^_^.

[Bong30]

you left out all the above

[OniEhtRedrum781]

Machine Gunner

[chisme]

If you were a fart, what kind would you be?




CHUNKY

[rainbows.rsexy]

stinker

[orangeman]

I'd be the kind that you shit your pants with. You could swear it was a fart, but whoops! I shit my pants!

Lol, I did that once or twice xD.

[JuggaloAtTheDoor]

A loud sloppy-ass fart..

[rainbows.rsexy]

iv'e had farts so bad, someone yelled in a hangar full of people "WHO SHIT"

It really just was a fart, but but I needed to take a dump real bad, I was nearly prarie doggin it, I had no choice other than to be standing the hangar with several classmates for the three day weekend's "safety-standown lecture."

I had just had a big hamburger for lunch with a tall glass of milk.....very foul.....

[Das Boot]

Hot Fart. The kind that make your underwear uncomfortable.

[Gothen]

Man, I'm like Peter from Family Guy. I haven't fart yet, and hopefully won't until I'm 36.