Ridin in the car

[bobmarleyjr.]

one day me and my 3 friends were blazed as hell in my friends car, hes drivin and it around sunset and where the clouds look all kewl...so one of them was like...look an evil cloud...and it sounded so funny so we all looked through the sunroof and it was all purple and evil and shit and someone looked back at the road and said WATCHOUT!! and when we looked down we were goin straight for a parked car and we skidded out sidewayz...i pretty much shit my pants for the first time in 10 years that night..

[bobmarleyjr.]

haha ya but thats some good shit..northern lights i mean

[delta9thc06]

Damn parked cars they will get u everyime.

[Tom Swierzbinski]

I always come out with funny stuff when Im stoned. I forget it a minute after Ive said it, but I knew it was funny. I ought to film myself stoned one day and make it into a TV show, like a stoners Friends. But with better humor, none of that American humor (no offense to Yanks on here, us Brits just find your humor a bit too 'in the face', we prefer ours more subtle. Like Monty Python).

[Tom Swierzbinski]

british humour kicks arse. i wish i was british...:(

Well come to England, find a nice girl, marry here and youll be a Brit. Actually, dont, we already have enough bloody immigrants as it is...

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Well come to England, find a nice girl, marry here and youll be a Brit. Actually, dont, we already have enough bloody immigrants as it is...


you have enough immigrants?? :D

[Tom Swierzbinski]

you have enough immigrants?? :D

In Britain, no immigrants is too many immigrants. Not that we dont have any of course, if you ever come to England go to a place called Leicester. My favourite game of all time when Im there has to be 'spot the white person'.

[bobmarleyjr.]

sounds like a better game than spot the border jumper

[Nightfire24]

come to australia wander roudn the city we play spot the aussie

[smitty420]

i want to video tape myself high also. I could be like a standup comedian high i always have every1 laughing. But then again my high jokes may not be funny to sober people

[GratefulDead4ever]

What i find useful is to have a tablet of paper near you when your smoking either sitting in your room or parked in your car when you say something funny to a friend (s) or see something weird write it down the next day after you and your friend (s) all wake up its funny as hell to read what some of the stuff is and it will help you remember it and some of the stuff dont make any sense at all like i am looking at what i wrote a week ago with my friend and it says that on jupiter penguins dissolve in snickers and then they create a cell idk what that means but its funny as shit