Midwest marijuana slang

[pandorasbox]

Okay, so I'm trying to make a new contact, and I mention that I don't want any schwag, because that's what I've smoked (mostly) for the past five years. He says "What's schwag?"

I'm in Indiana... is this just not a common term here or is he trying to give me a hint that he's really a narc?

[Nochowderforyou]

Just ask him if he's a narc. By law, if a officer/narc gets asked that question, they have to say yes, otherwise they are lying, it's entrapment, and the officer could be punishable by law.

[orangeman]

I suppose your talking about mid-west in America. Just say "bunk" instead of schwagg.

[Big Calhoun]

Just ask him if he's a narc. By law, if a officer/narc gets asked that question, they have to say yes, otherwise they are lying, it's entrapment, and the officer could be punishable by law.

Incorrect...

[Marlboroman]

Just ask him if he's a narc. By law, if a officer/narc gets asked that question, they have to say yes, otherwise they are lying, it's entrapment, and the officer could be punishable by law.

Ya this aint true, police are allowed to use deceit.

Entrapment is when they propose something illegal to you and control the senario.

Example: Police poseing as a hooker.

Cop says- "hey big boy wanna party?"

You say- "Well I'm not sure"

Cop says-" come on baby its 40 bucks for a blow job"

Thats entrapment.

Just the fact that she is a cop poseing as a hooker is a lie.

[Marlboroman]

BC I never make new contacts man, I wish I could give ya some words of advice.

I never trust anyone I havent blazed with, thats about it.

[pandorasbox]

Yeah, well... I'll have to tread carefully. Thanks for jogging my memory about "bunk.":thumbsup:

Wish me luck!

This is the first time I've had to get a new one... the person that supplied my friends and I is moving out of state. I'm going to a concert next weekend and I need some dank! :stoned:

[Its a Plant]

Haha please. Man I dunno about this new "contact". I would honestly call this person either a child or a moron. I live in the big IL, and everyone who's even heard of marijuana knows what schwag is.

If I were you, when he asked me "what's schwag?", I would have just stopped talking and turned around and started walkin'. You can find better connects anywhere that know what schwag is, and might even sell you some actual weed, lol.

That's just me, but seriously, that squirrel sitting on a fence out my window knows what schwag is. I mean, comeeee on.

[passmethebigofatty]

we call it beaster in washington

[hahaitsdoogle]

beasters = large quanities of seedless weed, regulars.. importated from canada .

[jamstigator]

Lol, I'm sure the mafia would *love* it if narcs were legally bound to disclose their narcness when asked. I mean, then all the mafia would have to do to find the narcs in their midst is...ask them. Heh, that's so totally not true. Cops can and do lie all the time; they're *trained* to lie, and to lie convincingly. Never believe anything a cop says, especially if they are trying to interrogate you.

[rhino44]

yeah it happens all the time. somebody commits a crime and the officers interrogating them lie about all this evidence they have and whatnot. half the dumbasses end up confessing it seems after hours of questioning. all the idiots had to say was "i want a lawyer" "im not answering any questions without a lawyer" and they would have been let go.

[azure]

whats schwag...really?

[dipps4]

moral of the story, is that in the weed all sucks. well im just saying that cause im in ohio and i cant find anything good, and you said you were in indiana. people i talk to call everything regulars, even though i call it schwag considering what i know is out there

[Marlboroman]

yeah it happens all the time. somebody commits a crime and the officers interrogating them lie about all this evidence they have and whatnot. half the dumbasses end up confessing it seems after hours of questioning. all the idiots had to say was "i want a lawyer" "im not answering any questions without a lawyer" and they would have been let go.

Dude even if they ask you questions, unless they are charging you with a crime you are free to leave.

You say, are you charging me with a crime?

If they say yes Lawyer up.

If they say no, say, good day to you then sir, but im takeing you off my christmas card list for bringing me down here..

[BloodAngel]

To be honest, I had never heard of schwag since I joined here... We don't have schwag here... It's all dank

[flamingskullballs]

try Shizzle

or un-dank

or crap

[kingseven]

memphis got that fire!

[pandorasbox]

Haha please. Man I dunno about this new "contact". I would honestly call this person either a child or a moron. I live in the big IL, and everyone who's even heard of marijuana knows what schwag is.

If I were you, when he asked me "what's schwag?", I would have just stopped talking and turned around and started walkin'. You can find better connects anywhere that know what schwag is, and might even sell you some actual weed, lol.

That's just me, but seriously, that squirrel sitting on a fence out my window knows what schwag is. I mean, comeeee on.


Which state do you live in? I can see how some may have never heard of it, if I didn't hang with the friends I did, I'd be calling it bunk to this day here. I just forgot that was a term... been a while since I smoked with some locals, so I just always heard schwag for a while. :stoned:

[pandorasbox]

To be honest, I had never heard of schwag since I joined here... We don't have schwag here... It's all dank


Well then, :pimp:, aren't you special?!

:p

[Its a Plant]

I'm in Illinois, so that's a friendly neighbor to the good ole' Hoosier state. Everywhere I've been and talked with the locals, everyone at least knows what schwag is. Though most of them either had or were selling decent buds. Nothing great, but good.

[KL4D4]

I live in MN and schwag isn't some crazy foregin term thts for sure, but most people wouldn't say dank around here either

[buhman200]

Dude, cops can lie to you all they want. They do it all the time, and its 100% legal. Think about it, if an undercover cop got asked that, they'd get shot in a second. Never assume someone isn't a cop just becuase they say no.

[Mingles]

If I could interject here fellas, I've always found new contacts through work. Usually a hint about something weed related gets dropped. Someone keys in on the hint too. You start to make small talk with them and before you know it, you find out where they get theirs and so on.

[pandorasbox]

See, my problem is I have to risk it because I just lost my old contact suddenly (moved away rather unexpectedly), and I have a concert to go to next weekend. I don't have time to do it that way... especially since I don't have a job.:D

[Mingles]

Well, thats simple then. Get a job.

[BuenoMota]

Dude even if they ask you questions, unless they are charging you with a crime you are free to leave.

You say, are you charging me with a crime?

If they say yes Lawyer up.

If they say no, say, good day to you then sir, but im takeing you off my christmas card list for bringing me down here..

You know your shit. I was about to say the same thing.

I prefer to say..."Am I being detained.", but that works too. Fuck pigs.

[BuenoMota]

Everyone in IL knows what shuag is, if they acually smoke pot that is. If he is a dealer he should deffinetly know what it is. Being that he doesnt, hes a moron, fuck him. I'm sure you could find some other dealer.

[BuenoMota]

How cops bust hookers is pretty disgusting. and they are called sex workers, they find that to be a bit more empowering...

[Marlboroman]

What if a cop is asking a real hooker for shit, and when they take the money they get busted? Is that entrapment, because I saw it on cops a couple months ago.

A real hooker will set the terms and money, but they usaully want you to tell them what you want.

Example:

Real hooker-"what are you lookin for tonight honey?"

Cop- "A blow job"

Hooker-"40 bucks"

As soon as she sets the dollar amount its a bust.

I have even had a buddy from work get busted in front of a job site in the bronx when a "cop hooker" propped him.

She asked him if he wanted a "good time"

He said "how much"

she said "20"

He said "no thanks" or atleast thats what he tells me.

The cops rolled up for the bust.

As far as I know if you supply atleast half of the equation in an illegal action its not entrapment.

[Marlboroman]

Also a real hooker well show you some goods to get ya interested, ask her to show you her tits, or pull her panties aside, before you make any money to act talks.

If she a real hooker she will show you this to get ya worked up.

When I was overseas with the navy, there were girls that would give you a few chongs on the knob for free, then stand up and want money to finnish.

Personally, ive never paid for sex, but ive had plenty of training on how to do it, and ive been to plenty of oversees whore houses.

One time my buddy yanked his cock out at the bar and told the girl "you should be paying ME for this"

The maddam almost yanked his ass over the bar by his ear, that was funny shit.

[Big Calhoun]

BC I never make new contacts man, I wish I could give ya some words of advice.

I never trust anyone I havent blazed with, thats about it.

Who? huh? What? Thanks, but I'm straight. Wasn't me asking. I do surprisingly well on my own. But I'm the same way though, I like to blaze with someone first before I start talking bidness.

[Marlboroman]

Who? huh? What? Thanks, but I'm straight. Wasn't me asking. I do surprisingly well on my own. But I'm the same way though, I like to blaze with someone first before I start talking bidness.

Ya, no that was for the the guy that made the post, i just brain farted and stuck you in there.

Whoops!

[pandorasbox]

Well, thats simple then. Get a job.


Not so easy with an erratic class schedule and demanding program. I did have a job, but I ruined my grades.

[smartuser]

here is some schwag for you, it's REALLY GOOD SHIT! LMAO!

[ChronicMike]

Indiana 4 life...where you at pandora?

[budsmoker]

I suppose your talking about mid-west in America. Just say "bunk" instead of schwagg.
yeah i live in kc which is in the midwest and we call bad weed bunk or atleast over here they do

[make it legal]

is regs and mids the same thing?

[budsmoker]

yeah im pretty sure reggie is considered as midgrade although i have smoked some fire ass reggie b4 nothin like dank but pretty good bud for 50$ a oz

[ahhshibal]

WE CALL IT BOBBY BROWN, BAMMER, WHAM, BUNK..AINT NEVER HEARD OF SHWAG TIL THIS SITE THOUGH

[budsmoker]

WE CALL IT BOBBY BROWN, BAMMER, WHAM, BUNK..AINT NEVER HEARD OF SHWAG TIL THIS SITE THOUGH
i hadent ever heard of shwag till this site either

[KEGS]

They play good cop bad cop.once when I was fiveteen Two Det. come to my parants house an tell me your friend told us everything confes/I Told them i don't know what any one told you but i had nothing to do with it.an that was it. -