1st big high

[dank ass nugs]

well this was many many years ago but i only recently found this site so...
Me, my bro and our friend put in for a .5 of an 1/8 and we had our friend stay with us at our mom's one week end and she worked nights so we smoked at about 1 am and we got the paranoia a we were like "Shit she's gonna smell it" so me and my bro start walking around the house with cigs puffing on everything and after that we said "WTF are we thinking now she'll smell cigs" but we had no solution and we forgot about the situation 10 min. later so we jumped on the comp. and went on itunes we play "Machine gun" by jimi hendrix which is a awesome song and we watched the visualizer and the lines moved with the song and we were all just sitting there in awe with no words and i started shaking and i had 2 fingering on the edge of the desk and the comp almost fell of because of me then we played like 4 more songs on the same cd and when we went to get up i had walked about 3 feet before i just dropped with no control over myself and passed out for about an hour while my bro and friend were sitting there poking me at shit not knowing what to do after that we watched some tv and went to rotten.com that is some sick ass shit and after we couldnt take the pics any more we jumped over to ebaums and made a prank call using the voice clips of dave chappelle which were all from half baked and when we did it to pizza hut we had it say "uhh let me get 3 dime bags" and then "wannna buy some WEED" and the guy was like "do you know thats illegal who are you? where do you live? im calling the police!" after that we freaked out and went to sleep. I remember it as my funnest time but only because i didnt know what i was doing and i was so high from hotboxing all that weed in a closet in about 15 min. and before that i had only had a hit out of a G-bond, 2 hits off a blunt,and a horribly rolled j that had less than a nickle bag in it but it was maui :thumbsup: .

[klonopin]

imhappy for you, my town is still fucking dry

[CheeseIsSoHigh]

i first met my homie kellman the summer after 8th grade and before that i hadnt smoked since like 6th grade because i moved and i didnt really know anyone who smoked pot... well he invited me over to his house to chill for the weekend

so when i get there we smoke a little bud and i get pretty high since i hadnt smoked for a couple years... and as the night goes on BLAM! he busts out like 4 ounces... now when i smoked before we used to just get dimes and niks so i had never seen this much weed before (well besides when i was really really little before my drug dealer uncle got busted) so when he pulls that shit out i almost pissed myself

i was already pretty high from the couple bowls we smoked earlier... and he busts out a 3 foot bong with a chamber as big as my head so needless to say i was pretty happy... my friend adam whos a bigass samoan guy with fucking iron lungs milks it for me and after that one hit im fucking ripped already... so he does it two more times and after that everythings a little hazy a few bits here and a few more there... that was on halloween and we were all wearing juggalo face paint...

earlier that night my friend mark took tranquilizers and muscle relaxers and all night he kept falling asleep for a few seconds at a time... like 2 times hitting the bong and he was washing the paint off and fell asleep standing up at the sink and since i was fucking ripped i found it hilarious and they decided since i was so fucked up and he could hardly walk i should go get another few bowls from kellman in the living room... which is just down the hall... 15 feet tops

...i forgot what i was doing five times and had to go back every time so they made me hold out my hand and told me to tell kellman to put a bowl in my hand so i finally sumbled out there and told him i needed a bowl and he told me they were in the kitchen... and since i was fucking retarted i got a bowl from the kitchen and brought it back to the room and when i got to the door i realized how stupid i was... but only after everyone was laughing thier asses off

finally adam went with me to the living room to explain how retarted i was and we went and smoked more weed... and i dont remember anything after that

that was one of the best nights of my life... even tho i dont remember like half of it

[Captain Hanks]

sounds like a party

[usedchemicals]

the first time i ever smoked and got high was quite an adventure. about five of us smoked for 2 1/2 hours, and had a bong, a steamroller, and two pieces in rotation. we went through three 1/8ths, and i was sooo high.

i kept passing out every five or ten minutes and then waking up again, each time having to remember where i was. after waking up the fifth or sixth time, i notice that there is one of my friends sitting on the couch next to me. so i say "zach, how long have you been here?!" and he goes "i was here when you came in".

i felt so stupid.

so at 9 o'clock i get home, and luckily there is no one home. i go upstairs, throw up in the toilet once, and crawl into bed. my parents told me the next day that they got home at 9:05 and i was already asleep.

it was a great experience. but one of my friends got caught by his mom after he left the session.