Wats the worst sex you've ever had and why?

[rebgirl420]

Mine has to be was when i was with my ex and we decided to have sex on an air conditioner. that wasn't the bad part, it was actually pretty hot since it was so random but thing that made it awful was the fact that he wouldn't say a word. When a guy is silent during sex it ruins the whole freaking thing. Ugh. Oh and I also had Maytag on my ass from the air conditioner for a week.

[WalkaWalka]

With my ex I had a dry condom she was sore any ways fucking people kept coming up the stairs and I ran out of shoes to throw at them. Just neither one of us was into it. It was shitty we were having sex to make the people down stairs to stfu. What can I say nobody was into it.

[beachguy in thongs]

Mine had to be with my neighbor, just because.


When a guy is silent during sex it ruins the whole freaking thing.

But, when guys talk in pornos, they ruin the whole thing. :smokin:

[klonopin]

Mine had to be with my neighbor, just because.



But, when guys talk in pornos, they ruin the whole thing. :smokin:


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[BuenoMota]

My first time. AWWWWWWWWWWWKWARD.

[friendowl]

my worse sex happened after
i snorted some g

my dick went awol

and my bitch just ate shrimp

i had to eat it out and i wasnt hungry

[Marlboroman]

Its always bad when im alone.

[birdgirl73]

Things have always been fairly hot between my husband and me, but when our now 20-year-old son was a tiny baby, like between about two and four months old, he had colic. I was dead tired, as was my husband, because the baby was awake and crying 24/7. On the rare occasions we felt like sex, the baby would inevitably cry just as we were getting started, then my breasts would start leaking like crazy in response to the crying. That'd be the end of romance. That was a very rough time and wasn't any fun.

Fortunately, the baby got older and started sleeping more. Keeping romance and sex alive when you have a small baby is not easy. (Keeping romance and sex alive when the "baby" goes off to college in another part of the country is amazingly easy. I highly recommend it.)

[Tom Swierzbinski]

Erm... 99% of the sex with my ex was bad. Admittedly it was the only time Ive ever done it (did it more than once with her obviously), and she had a fanny like a bucket. No wonder I could go for hours.

[Ganjasaurusrex]

When a girl stopped me three strokes into sex and wanted to know where the relationship was going.

[crudemood]

yeah definately my first time, but whose first time wasnt bad right?

[birdgirl73]

When a girl stopped me three strokes into sex and wanted to know where the relationship was going.
Jeez, talk about bad timing!

[beachguy in thongs]

Erm... 99% of the sex with my ex was bad. Admittedly it was the only time Ive ever done it (did it more than once with her obviously)

Did it a multiple of 100 times, obviously. :smokin:

[angee pirate]

he had colic. I was dead tired, as was my husband, because the baby was awake and crying 24/7. On the rare occasions we felt like sex, the baby would inevitably cry just as we were getting started,
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I know the feeling, my daughter just turned eight, cried for 7.5 years and things have been getting hot between me and the woman for the last six months or so:thumbsup:
. (Keeping romance and sex alive when the "baby" goes off to college in another part of the country is amazingly easy. I highly recommend it.)
Great :dance: 10 or 11 more years and I'll know what you mean:thumbsup:

[Damon32]

Tryin' to tap that ass while the baby was always getting up definitely not fun back in the day.

Now that the kids are all grown up and gone (one year now) the old lady and me have been "fucking like rabbits" again.

God it's great to have our lives back!!!

LoL

[Tokudai]

GF with Braces - 'Nuff said

[katacus]

worst sex? humm

that would have to be my ex from a few years ago. her idea of sex was to lie on the bed and look at the ceiling. talk about dead fish. I got bored real fast and left for greener pastures:)

[OniEhtRedrum781]

My first time. AWWWWWWWWWWWKWARD.
co-sign!

[zero2104]

i think u guys will agree with me wen i say that the worst sex is no sex at all

"16 year old virgin :("

[Jerrodg]

Some people sex is overrated unless you aren't getting any.

That being said, my first was actually pretty awesome. She knew it was my first time, and it wasn't hers so she took control and made it pretty freaking good.

My worst had to be with my ex wife. She was the type to just lay there, and not get any enjoyment out of it. (To get her off I always had to use the tongue and fingers and get her off first) So, since she had always already finished, she was bored so it really felt like fucking a blowup doll. So my worst would be every time with my ex wife.

[LISTEN2KMK]

zero your not he only 16 year old virgin...yes sad...sad, but true

[YouD0nt]

lol 14 yr old virgin... sadder but truer

[Big Calhoun]

THe worst for me was the other day. My wife and I are doing IVF so you can have sex, but it has to be protected. So I knew it was going to be bad when I had to go the the grocery store to get condoms. The only open cashier was this young chicky and it felt awkward handing her a box of condoms...the brand, type, and I think most people there know I'm married so it's like "What does he needs those for?"

But then, the sex just wasn't 'there'. We mostly fooled around with foreplay. Actual intercourse was much shorter than usual and it all felt completely unfunfilling. I don't know about yall, but after good sex, I have energies for days. Mannnnn, I came into work on Monday and was basically depressed. I can't wait till this IVF process is over with.

[baisez le monde.]

When a girl stopped me three strokes into sex and wanted to know where the relationship was going.

aaaaaaaaahhahahaaaaaa!!!!

[MeHeartGanja]

my worse sex happened after
i snorted some g

my dick went awol

and my bitch just ate shrimp

i had to eat it out and i wasnt hungry


HAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAA. POOR YOU. my worst time..was when...she wouldnt stop saying "im so drunk" and when she said i love you (i knew her for about 3 hours) i pulled out mid shag and said "i cant do this anymore" and scampered off.
luckily it was only 5 mins away from my dorm. damn bitch still has my "legalize eucalyptus" t shirt.

[zeebo phillips]

When a girl stopped me three strokes into sex and wanted to know where the relationship was going.

That sounds so terrible.


Mine was probably when people (such as my mom and sister) were standing outside the door and we kept like jumping off each other.

[napolitana869]

my worst time was the first and only time with this one guy. to put it in a nice way he finished before i had even started.

[Shannon]

With my ex I had a dry condom she was sore any ways fucking people kept coming up the stairs and I ran out of shoes to throw at them. Just neither one of us was into it. It was shitty we were having sex to make the people down stairs to stfu. What can I say nobody was into it.

That sounds fuckin shitty, dry sex is the worst.

[Shannon]

Outside, behind bushes, in the winter.

[LordSmaug]

Having sex in the middle of the ghetto in the back of my car. Black kids where watching us and my ass cheek got a craamp that hurt sooo fucking baad and I couldn't do anything about it.

just thinking about it makes me cringe.

[baisez le monde.]

Having sex in the middle of the ghetto in the back of my car. Black kids where watching us and my ass cheek got a craamp that hurt sooo fucking baad and I couldn't do anything about it.

just thinking about it makes me cringe.

all of your posts make me laugh. i think im in love. :D

[LordSmaug]

In love eh?... That's weird. I don't even know you. Who knows, maybe we're bound for marriage and we don't know it.

-the odds of that happening are about one in ---->(Near infinite number)

[hahaitsdoogle]

AHAHA! Definatley shaggin the ex girlfriend who has a boyfriend. and shes in a long distance relationship with him.

And she wants pleasure from me but doesent want me.. thats a turn off. bad sex, hell

.. this one time i was given some zoloft, and i took it, and
theirs a side affect of " sexual dysfunction " , i didnt know this at the time but it basically takes away a mans ability to get off, but still allows an woody.. woody. rofl.
had a good night but it really.. really sucked.

[2MC5]

when you are my age there is no such thing as bad sex 16

[Tom Swierzbinski]

I know this isnt exactly bad sex, but it kinda fits in.

I bought my (then) girlfriend an extremely pricey white gold and diamond necklace for christmas. She was obviously pleased with it, as she started to give me the best handjob ever. We werent at the sex stage yet, although its safe to say I woulda shagged her instantly, and not just cos she was so hot (IMO anyway). As I was nearing my climax, I started to get this intense pain in the back of my head, slowly engulfing the whole of my head. At first I thought it was just a headrush, but after a while it really started to hurt. I thought it would be rude to ask her to stop, so she carried on. About a minute after I spunked, I felt the urge to vomit, and luckily I had just enough time to go to the bathroom. But oooh no, I had to shit and vomit at the same time. Fuck, and my girlfriend was in the next room and Im positive she could hear everything. This wasnt one of those little ploppy poos, it was like shitting a mans head out and exploding as it came out. Grenade-shits as I like to call them. Anyway, I was sitting there shitting and puking at the same time, when I realise that maybe theres something wrong because I just cant stop being sick. After a chat with my GP, I learnt that it was a side effect of the AntiDeps I was on. Lovely.

We broke up shortly after. If you cant stomach the sound of me having a shit, then you cant stomach me at all.

[SpiritLevel]

bareback in the sand, got a little ruff!!

[dirkDanger]

Mine has to be was when i was with my ex and we decided to have sex on an air conditioner. that wasn't the bad part, it was actually pretty hot since it was so random but thing that made it awful was the fact that he wouldn't say a word. When a guy is silent during sex it ruins the whole freaking thing. Ugh. Oh and I also had Maytag on my ass from the air conditioner for a week.


Haha.....what the crap? On an air conditioner? You stoners and your wacky ideas.

[rebgirl420]

hahah I know, I was rocked.

[FeastonThisSHITT]

HAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAA. POOR YOU. my worst time..was when...she wouldnt stop saying "im so drunk" and when she said i love you (i knew her for about 3 hours) i pulled out mid shag and said "i cant do this anymore" and scampered off.
luckily it was only 5 mins away from my dorm. damn bitch still has my "legalize eucalyptus" t shirt.



LOL that struck me as fuckin funny. LOLOLOL im so drunk im so drunk im so drunk ... hahaha... maybe it shouldn't be that funny, but to me it is one of the funniest images i ever put in my head.


a chick getting fucked saying im so drunk im so drunk

[yoda]

my worst time was the first and only time with this one guy. to put it in a nice way he finished before i had even started.

yaoo, where in MD are you?

how about the girl that you've been crazy about forawhile, comes to your house while rolling, and shes telling you about how she loves you and shit. which is all good, except she had a bf.

[thcbongman]

When I was coked up, I had trouble getting it up and sustaining a hard-on. About a minute after I penetrated, I pulled out because I didn't feel like doing it anymore. I felt like such an asshole. I'm the type that likes to please, it was ego-shattering to say the least.

[Nochowderforyou]

When I was too drunk too fuck. It happens.

After meeting this girl at the bar, we were all over each other all night. When she pulled me into the girls washroom in a stall, nothing was happening. I had like, stage fright.

The worst part was walking out of a washroom with a dozen hot girls laughing at you.

You girls are so mean! We have a sensitive third eye that goes off without warning. :p