Detox questions

[Moomike777]

Hey I have recently been senty to an Aurora drug therapist once a week. Each week I get tested for everything but All i want to do is smoke. Ive looked into the 45 min drug pills and such but my question is first do they actually work. secondly do the drug test detect a detox pill. Because I absolutly cannot fail another test. But i would be in even more shit if they found out I passed due to a detox. Please send all tips u got. I need help. I NEED TO SMOKE BADLY.

[shorty12]

According to many people on this forum, Detoxer's do not work. Its the water that you have to drink with them that dilutes your urine. I just completed Drug and Alcohol counseling and if your urine is diluted, they look down on that. Its as if your trying to hide something. Which you are. My best advice to you is hold out and don't smoke! There are dilution methods in which you can bring up your creatine levels and color your urine, but the best bet is to NOT SMOKE. Are you referred there through the courts, probation? You don't want to have to face that because you couldnt hold out for awhile.
If it's that important to you try diluting or substitution, but abstinence would be your best bet. Those places don't play around.

[jonnyblazedimup]

I dont recomend this but I have tried it and passed. Not for the courts but for jobs. As soon as you wake u in the morning empty your bladder then you take a capful of bleach and mix it in a nice big cup of milk and drink it followed by a big cup of water. Do not take a leak until your test. Make sure your first leak after drinking this is going into that cup for the test. You may have a slight bleach odor in you nose and mouth for a couple hours but you can get rid of it by eating food as soon as you take the test. I've done this on several occasions.

[shorty12]

UH NO!!!!!!!! Do not drink bleach!!!! Talk about desperation. Do you know that they also say that something in bleach kills the HIV virus, but it CAN KILL YOU!!!! Please do not take his advice.