My Weed theory

[smitty420]

Last night my parents were gone from about 6-10 so at 6:30 - 7 i smoked 4 bowls of really good shit and chilled out in my back yard on a lawn chair and watched the sun set. I started feeling so connected to nature and started to come up with theories on the reasons why weed is on earth etc etc. I began to feel extremely connected to the nature around me including the pond, plants, trees, and animals. The plants in particular had the strongest effect on me. They all seemed to have personalities and the big palm trees were like a role model father figure. They had a weird atitude towards me though like they were dissapointed in me, not anry but disappointed since i have not been treating nature too great ( I litter, light shit on fire for fun etc...). After apologizing to the trees for my actions they began to help me. I was thinking of a place to stahs all my shit since its been found lalty by my nutty mother and i couldnt think of a great spot so i asked the trees and they told me a brilliant spot. This connection with nature that i was feeling was unreal i literally felt the plants and animals and everything around me. Then I went back to my lawn chair and was just thinking about why God or whoever created humans and life put weed on earth. Why does out body have cannabanoid receptors? Why is weed found in all the conintents except anaratica. I actually came up with thee theory: that the reason why the creator put weed here is for us not to go out and get fucked up but to become in touch with nature. It helped me with a few questions. It wasnt really the trees themselves i was aking these questions too but to the spirit of nature itself. I asked nature about my gf of over year since latly weve been fighting and nature told me everything would be ok with her which i was very happy about. Nature also told me i need to build a stronger bond with my sister who is 3 years younger then me and with my mom and dad. I also asked nature the stupid question on whether or not to try to smoke out m dog again because when i try he doesnt like it and runs. Nature told me not to force the issue but maybe gradually intoduce him to it and maybe he will start to enjoy it. So the basics of this rant is that pot is put on earth so people become connected to nature. I was not a spiritual person at all until last night. If anyone took the time to read this thanks and please post your opinions.

[diche]

dude thats awesome!!
i remember one time I got high and watched a metoer shower, and as I was thinking of like the big bang and electrons and the universe, it hit me. The reason that the universe exists is because if it didnt we wouldnt be able to ask why it exists. I was so happy and started shouting this as I ran up and down my street. some guy threw something at me, i think it was a beer bottle. but other than that, I see the world in a totally new way.

[smitty420]

thats awesome i would love to watch a meteor shower sober let alone high

[punkrockzero]

I personally came up with something awhile back. since God is supposed to see into the future, God put cannabis on earth thousands of years ago on purpose. He did it so that thousands of years later, our generations would realize how corrupt our government is. We would realize the extent of the damage that the people have suffered because of it. Thats what i think.

[BloodAngel]

dude that's an awesomely powerful post. I've talked to nature before too...

[MeHeartGanja]

crazy shizzle

[addhddude1]

dude some of the shit that you think about on pot is amazing the thing i always think about is "look at how far human kind has come" it's intense ive heard on shrooms you think about the same kind of stuff and its crazy.

[LIP]

Weed connects everything with everything. I think its here so we can all connect and get along, everything is fair while stoned. We are one with the world.

[mecha0man]

Awesome man.

[Pride]

I'm gonna make one right now:
fruits are good to eat when you're high on a plant given by god and the fruits are also god's creations.
Nothing is mad made.
Nothing is raped.
Everything is by God.
:stoned:
That's why you feel cured everytime you eat a fruit while you feel sick (from too much fried foods, or other).

[Blazed and Confused]

I was dumb blazed once and came up with this shit:
What if there were too forces in the world-drugs and power (government, society) and the the entire history of the world was a war between these two forces. Each era is defined by a different drug but most have been covered up by society. Of course a few leaked through the cracks and become footnotes in human history (such as the ancient Chinese opuim use). Each person is either on society's side or drugs' (possibly even pre-determined). However, each side has its flaws. Too many drugers go astray and abuse drugs "to get fucked up". This is why society always prevails of drugs unless it is ovrcome.

There was sooo much more but I forgot it. Shit.
Oh well, it's really far-fetched and just something cool to think about.

[Hempamasta]

Nature is insane on drugs, especially marijuana and mushrooms. I took a nature walk at about 7 tonight when the sun was setting, and I could just barely see it through the trees as I toked, what a grand experience. I'm always touching leaves and fireflies and stuff when I'm stoned and in nature.

[D res]

me and a friend just toked out on my deck behind the house and we saw hella fireflies flying around all of them lighting up all crazy. it was trippy as shit. and its the perfect temp outside. so comfortable and no mosquitos... ftw

[Mr. TBAGU 420]

When i smoke outside i do feel like i'm more connected to the outdoors than just being inside. It's kinda cool. You also think about crazy shit and contemplate it out. Nature is good..

[Tom Swierzbinski]

I dont feel connected to nature when Im stoned, I tend to feel connected to everything, especially pets. My pet cat Chloe will come and sit on my lap when Im stoned, and when she looks up at me its like we understand eachother completely. If Im about to go and get a drink and she comes to sit on my lap, she will wait on the arm of the sofa until I come back, get comfy and then she will sit on my lap. If she sits somewhere where its uncomfortable for me, she will instantly know and move. I dont have this connection when sober, just stoned.
Or maybe its the cannabis melting our brains and turning us into nutters who can talk to 'spirits' at will. Who cares, either way its fun.

[Darth Bong]

Bring Back The Peace Pipe

[zeebo phillips]

Amen, sister.

[nonono]

I was dumb blazed once and came up with this shit:
What if there were too forces in the world-drugs and power (government, society) and the the entire history of the world was a war between these two forces. Each era is defined by a different drug but most have been covered up by society. Of course a few leaked through the cracks and become footnotes in human history (such as the ancient Chinese opuim use). Each person is either on society's side or drugs' (possibly even pre-determined). However, each side has its flaws. Too many drugers go astray and abuse drugs "to get fucked up". This is why society always prevails of drugs unless it is ovrcome.

There was sooo much more but I forgot it. Shit.
Oh well, it's really far-fetched and just something cool to think about.

I'm not sure 300 years ago qualifies as ancient.

[smitty420]

thanks everyone for the input

[MastaChronic]

everything connects within itself, everything is one and one can be divided into many before ultimately reaching its final singularity

[WalkaWalka]

I don't think philosophically when I'm high. I think of business. How to make my car go fasted. How to rig a manure spreader on my pickup. How make deals that when dropped will pop a tire which ever way it lands. How to build a rocket luancher. That sort of stuff. My project I have going right now is building a morter.

[chronjon]

dude that same shit happenes to me man i love it when im in my tir die and that shit happens