Smoking while living at home

[hotdog36]

I was just wondering how you guys hide the fact from your parents that you smoke weed? Like, do you sprary Axe bodyspray on yourself after you smoke?

[ethsfreshman]

heres how to hide it easy.
steps

Needed:
Pillow
Pipe (make your own if you have to)
mints
metal thimble
sunglasses


Okay, so take your pipe, and sprinkle your weed in. dont pack it.

put thimble on

light the weed, inhale, and keep inhaling until your ready to carb.
when your ready to carb, put your thimbled thumb on the cherry (to put it out) and open the carb

exhale into the pillow

inhale from pillow

exhale into pillow

pop in a mint

put on sunglasses


how to hide your stuff

Okay, i put mine in the back of my PS2 in the expansion bay area... you can put it in a stereo where the batteries go...

the back of the ps2 holds weed, a pipe, a lighter and a grinder well, and is the last place your parents will look

[gee]

heres how to hide it easy.
steps

Needed:
Pillow
Pipe (make your own if you have to)
mints
metal thimble
sunglasses


Okay, so take your pipe, and sprinkle your weed in. dont pack it.

put thimble on

light the weed, inhale, and keep inhaling until your ready to carb.
when your ready to carb, put your thimbled thumb on the cherry (to put it out) and open the carb

exhale into the pillow

inhale from pillow

exhale into pillow

pop in a mint

put on sunglasses


how to hide your stuff

Okay, i put mine in the back of my PS2 in the expansion bay area... you can put it in a stereo where the batteries go...

the back of the ps2 holds weed, a pipe, a lighter and a grinder well, and is the last place your parents will look


your rite about the hiding spot. i do it to, although i cant fit much weed before it cant even fit bak on to hide it, lol.

but the way you smoke is pretty obvious. ahaha im really ripped and i pictured that going on in my hed and it wuz sooo obvious in ur paretns point of view. first, you will stil stink. your room wil stil stink. your house will prob stink. and your parents will smell it and you'll get booked. and nice job puttin ur sunglasses on at home ahahaha. how is that not obvious ?


ahaha

[ethsfreshman]

i have a dense foam pillow, i wash it weekly
i am outside alot, so i wear sunglasses alot
you dont stink if you do it right. no smoke is in the air.
you put your mouth ON THE PILLOW and exhale. the smoke stays in the pillow. just dont blow hard.
basically, the smoke goes from the bowl to your mouth to your lungs to your mouth to your pillow.
you are just negative man. smoke a bowl of that shitty ass schwagg you buy and chill out.

[yoda]

i wait until i know my mom and her bf are asleep. if i smoke in my living room, i just smoke a jack afterwards, and the smell is gone(they smoke cigs too so i can get away with that). in my room, i close my door, put a towel underneath at the crack, open my window and blow the smoke out there. i burn a watermelon candle too. and then i also smoke a jack in my room.

[invision]

get a vaporizer you can smoke 2 feet next to them and if they never looked they would never know

[NotALlama]

I just smoke out of the window in my room. No one really notices

[huh]

when my parents go to sleep i put my fan pointed out the window, then i smoke and blow the smoke into the fan which blows the smoke out the window, and also helps air the room out. if your parents smoke or dont mind you smoking you can just cover the weed smell up with cig smell. but mine dont smoke so i have to be more discrete. as far as your eyes, just get eye drops or say your tired or something else that works (i am allergic to ragweed pollen so my eyes are red alot during this tiem of year :P)

but most of all, be alert, dont have your music blairing and the tv real loud. be quiet and listen for people waking up or coming in your area.

[slpntrx5]

here's my method:

munchies in room
eyedrops
window
+ sploof
_____________________


stealth smoking perfection (almost)

[Chronic.Tonic]

Well, if I do smoke at my house I usually go outside in my backyard. My parents always take sleeping pills so I never have to worry about them waking up:D Usually i just sit right next to the door with my dogs outside with me, so if anyone does come out my story is simple, "I'm just letting the dogs out man. Go back to sleep."

[weedheaduknow]

damn sucks that u all still live at home, but before, i would just wait till they were asleep and blow it out the window and keep the window open for as long as it took for the smell to be gone, also having some febreeze or something similar helps. Dont forget to put the bong away like i did though!!

[Ae...]

I usually say that I'm going outside, then go stake out under a bitchen tree or the ol' wigwam I constructed this June.

Then I walk around the neighborhood without carrying anything on me to enjoy the cool night breeze and also to air out a bit.

As for hiding, it is never the same place because I am paranoid like that...

[BigMexiCANT]

yeah i wait for my parrents to go to sleep and then open up my window and blow that shit out. Then i turn on my fan spray some axe or something and then chill in my bed watch tv listen to music etc until i pass out. Its so nice!

[Earlynovember3m0]

Doob tube. Carboard Roll filled with Fabric Softener, exhale into it and you can blaze all you want. Makes everything smell like you just did laundry.

[MyMARYJANE]

sometimes me and my friends smoke out the window but the smoke usually just blows back in. (and we usually smoke blunts out the window which isnt that smart aha) so we put the fan on, open the windows and spray something. the room usually still smells for like an hour or two after, but every1 is sleeping anyway and no1 would come up till the nxt day.. by then its gone. any other ideas how to cover up the smell, besides the fan thing or incense. i've used a sploof but i can still smell a little bit of the weed in the room if i leave and then come back like 20 mins later. any odor elimintors that dont smell like anything? and where can i buy it

[slpntrx5]

theress something called like...........o-sometng.......asomebody help mer out here lol. im 2 blazed to rmmember.

[slpntrx5]

OZIUM!!! Lol i membered wat it was !!!! lol its ozium but itws mad espensive.

[Its a Plant]

haha, you are torched my friend. This reminds me of Gramdma's Boy when that one guy gets really high and thinks he's talking to the devil on the phone.

Shit kills me. : )

[Kilo0192]

Yeah I just walked in stoned got yelled at or in trouble somehow. And I'd laugh and walk out to go smoke somewhere. I looked at it as i think it's right so if i wanna do it I'm gonna. They finaly realized they couldn't stop me. Courts or not.

[Kilo0192]

OZIUM!!! Lol i membered wat it was !!!! lol its ozium but itws mad espensive.
dude you're my savior!!!! I was thinking about that the otherday and couldn't remember and it was bothering me, but now it's all better. :thumbsup:

[JerryGarcia]

I always smoke out in the woods and just come back a few hours later, by that time I'm not very high and the smell's all gone. I can't wait till I get my own place, man, smoking naked in the living room with some Steppenwolf blaring is going to be sweet.

When I really want to smoke at home, I just go into the bathroom and turn on the shower real hot. I turn the fan on and blow the smoke out the window, plus the noise from the shower covers up the noise of the lighter. When I'm done, I take a 5 minute shower, so the smell's gone and it'll actually look like a took a shower.

[smitty420]

i just go out and smoke in my car and drive wit the windows down that gets rid of the smell. Use mint gum and eye drops. when im in the house i smoke outa my window in my room. I get caught alot latly i dont really care i move out in like a month. My mom found a H.o and took it and i approached her calmly and was like can i please have back what u found when searching through my room and i somehow convinced her i was flipping it to a friend that night to make a 50 dollar profit and she gave it back.

[RedRainDrop]

[QUOTE=ethsfreshman]
exhale into pillow

Are you fucking retarded? what will that do? make your room reek, and your pillow at the same time!

You should OPEN A WINDOW, blow the smoke out there....

[Big Calhoun]

I used to light up incense or tea oil. Tea oil worked better to conceal the smell. I'd just light candle to heat the oil, wait 5 minutes, then blaze. As soon as I was done smoking, I snuffed the candle. The oil was so strong that it covered it up. Get a nice clean scent like 'summer rain'.

[Free iPod]

exhale into pillow
Are you fucking retarded? what will that do? make your room reek, and your pillow at the same time!

You should OPEN A WINDOW, blow the smoke out there....
What's up with all of the negative vibes? Chill man.

Oh, and the pillow thing does work.

[Mr. TBAGU 420]

I just open my window enough to get my head out, and then i light my shit up and when i have to exhale, i blow it out the open window. Also, after i'm done, i use febreeze to spray my room. Febreeze works wonders :thumbsup:

[nevermind]

What's up with all of the negative vibes? Chill man.

Oh, and the pillow thing does work.
hell yeah it works, but not with cigs, haha, man that was a bad idea :stoned:

[suhl]

I can't wait till I get my own place, man, smoking naked in the living room with some Steppenwolf blaring is going to be sweet.
my thoughts exactly

[BuenoMota]

I'm pretty careless about getting caught, but what I do is lock my door, close my blinds, and light an incent. I smoke, put everything away and clean up well. Some times when I'm done i'll put on the fan and spray air freshener, I usually just dont care. I keep all my stuff in my desk drawer in a fanny pack type thing. Some kids are waaaaaay to paranoid. It's not that tough to get rid of the smell.

[420purplehaze420]

wow so many paranoid kids, open the window and when you exhale put your entire head actually out the window to blow the smoke out, make sure no smoke comes from the bowl of your peice and you have nothing to worry about.

When i lived at home and did this i only got caught once cause they came in as i was blowing a toke out the window. Luckily soon after that they stopped caring.

[Dplaya4life03]

Im guess im lucky because i a terrace to blaze on. Don't know what i would do without it.

[crusty old stoner]

I'll give the other side of the coin... smoking without the kids knowing.Teenage kids... not toddlers.
When the wife and I blaze, we burn incense and a few scented candles around the house, but we burn these everyday as not to be a tell something's up.
it's also smart to plan these events when you know the house is empty for a period of time.
I'd be foolish to think they haven't tried weed, but i do know they have there stuff together ( good grades, sports. jobs)
But as hypocritical as this sound, we will never smoke with them. at least til they are 60 LOL
So if you smell incense from your parents room, remember this post!

[belasco]

1. incense....lot's of incense. given that they are aware you light incense at a regular basis.

2. it's best to light up when they're all asleep.

3. vaporizers

[Sun Is Shining]

Ever since I got caught (was blowing smoke out my window but it came back in and my mom smelled it right away shes like a damn hound) I just don't smoke in my house anymore...if I smoke at home at all I go outside with my dog like the other guy so I have an excuse. Fortunately my mom was pretty cool about it and didn't get that pissed she just didn't want me to do it anymore and wanted to make sure I wasn't doing any "harder" drugs, heh.

[SurfBud]

The best way to do this. i and I mean best. I have pretty much straight up nazis for parents whod smell me and search my room all the time and I blazed every ngiht with no ill effects.

Hiding:

Youve got a stereo right? tape blackpaper ove rthe casette window and hid ethe weed inthere.

Smoking:

go get yourself a toilet paper roll, cove rthe end with a dryer sheet and rubber band, and stuff a few more inside. Hit th epipe, smother the flame with the lighter (youll save weed with this too) and exhale through the toilet paper roll, through a window.

[Aftershock00]

I've got a good setup for smoking at home. :D my parents havent actually caught be yet but my mum did find a weedworld magazine and a peice from a pipe the other week. She didn't go on about it so i reckon if i do get properly caught for weed she wont be too pissed off about it, which is always good!

Anyway, my bedroom is in the attic which has been converted into a proper room. (it's got stairs up to it as well) i have a large window which is constantly open and fans on most of the time because it gets really hot in here during the summer. i have the perfect hiding place (inside my bed is hollow, all i need to do is pull out the drawers.) i have a mini-fridge full of munch, i can hear anybody coming up to my room straight away, i can lock my door, and my computer is right next to my bed where i am right now so what more do i need! :D

[BloodAngel]

I used to smoke while living with my parents... I only got busted when I took a hit in the kitchen and blew it into the stove's exhaust fan. They smelled it. Don't try it!

[S.L.D. 420]

Wait for my parents to go to bed, start burning incenses, turn on my fans. Open window, point fan blowing out the window. Then just exhale into the window.

Hell, me and my buddy smoke in his basement (when his parents go to bed), with no windows or doors going outside. With nothing burning to cover up the smell, just every once in a while we spray some febreze. Like a week ago we smoked a 1/8 down there. His parents said nothing to us in the morning, because the smell was gone. But if someone were to come down in the middle of the night... we would be screwed!!

[SmokingPlatypus]

1. Use incense/candles while you toke. Burn them while you aren't toking so your parents get used to the idea of you burning them.

2. When you do smoke, make a doob tube. A toilet paper roll stuffed with dryer sheets is all that you need. Exhale your hits into the doob tube.

3. When you are smoking, have a window open with a fan blowing out. I usually exhale through the doob tube and into the back of the fan, blowing the smoke out of the house.

4. Find something (a penny works wonders) to put on the bowl when you've just taken a hit, so that the smoke won't be rising off the bowl and making your room smell.

5. Use eye drops. My personal favorite are Visine intensive care with redness relief. They work like a charm, though they are slightly on the expensive side.

6. Don't play your music/TV loud when you are toking, that will just give your parents reason to come up and investigate.

7. When you are done, spray some Ozium or Febreeze. Don't go overboard, the stuff smells pretty strongly and you don't want your 'rents to get suspicious.

8. When smoking, put a towel under the door. This prevents any smells from getting into the rest of your house.

9. A pleasurable way to smoke inside your house is to turn on your shower, turn on the fan, put a towel under the door, smoke real quick, and hop in the shower and wash. The smells of the shampoo/soap/body wash should supress the smell of the bud, and there's less fabrics in the bathroom, which is what odors like bud stick to the best.

10. Find a good hiding spot. My personal favorite when I still lived with my parents was I could unzip the cover on my futon, and shove anything that I wanted to back there, and it was nearly impossible to see that there was anything out of the ordinary going on.

11. Try not to leave your room for a while after you have smoked in there.

Well, I think that's everything. Good luck!

[easton]

i just dont give a fuck, and they never suspect

[HighAllTheTime420]

Supplies:
at least 4 sticks and/or cones of strong incense
Room freshener spray
A fan
several blankets and towels
Food(for the muchies)
A drink (for cotton mouth)
Stoner music(to listen to whiles smoking)
Axe or Tag
Weed(w/shell or bong)

Put a blanket between ur door and then slam the door shut intil the blanket is tightly secured(it may take a few tries). Put another blanket over the knob, just to make sure. Put one more blnket under the door. light at least 2 sticks/cones of incense. Take the weed. light that shit up. Once it's good and lit, turn the stoner music on and then the fan. Have a nice smoke.

Now that ur done, turn the fan up higher if u can, spray the room freshener, light more incence and put on the body spray. Now time for food and drink. This works best if u u do it in an attic, but will also work in a normal room.

[budbuzz420]

when i had to be stealthy here is what i would do. i would tell my dad i was gonna take a shower. then i would lock my door, turn on the water and get my shit ready. then i would proceed to either smoke and then take a real quick shower or smoke while showering. just remember not to get your stuff wet. it removes most of the suspicion and you dont reak and the steam mostly stops red eyes. as far as the smell goes open a window, or turn the little fan on that is near the shower.
Then just spray a tiny bit of axe and my best trick would be fender guitar polish. its like 3$ a bottle and with two little spays the smell is gone for some reason. plus the polish last for a long time and smells good to.
then just dont laugh at shit too much and the parents will never know.

[AcrossThePond]

hell i've been smoking about 5 years. (im 18) living at home, and my parents don't suspect a thing (knock on wood!!***)
anyway heres what you need:

- visine works a jewel
- doob tube. (a toilet paper roll with fabric softener sheets inside. - makes the smoke you blow out smell like laundry)
- some body spray/perfume/cologne
- a few mints/gum
- a fast enough brain to think about what you're saying when you're higher than the sky

actually... the last one isn't even nessesary. (unless your parents are ex stoners and know exactly what its like) the feeling of paranoia is pretty overbearing when you're high. you think that EVERYONE knows you're high and thinks you're an idiot. its more likely than not, that no one has a clue. they won't even suspect it (unless you give them a reason to) and you just start ignoring the paranoia and it just becomes another part of the high.

im sorry if my sentences are jumbled up. but im very high myself.

xx - lexi

[BloodAngel]

I'm pretty careless about getting caught, but what I do is lock my door, close my blinds, and light an incent. I smoke, put everything away and clean up well. Some times when I'm done i'll put on the fan and spray air freshener, I usually just dont care. I keep all my stuff in my desk drawer in a fanny pack type thing. Some kids are waaaaaay to paranoid. It's not that tough to get rid of the smell.
That's what I did until I left my altiod can of weed semi-hidden under this shelf by my computer. My step mom went in my room while I was outside smoking a J and found it and another little box, like 5 grams total. What's funny is the blind bitch didn't see the pipe or the rest of the ounce sitting like 3 feet away in plain sight

[LISTEN2KMK]

haha, you are torched my friend. This reminds me of Gramdma's Boy when that one guy gets really high and thinks he's talking to the devil on the phone.


Haha good shit! "I'm way too stoned too drive to the devils house."

[LISTEN2KMK]

oh and SUHL you can suck my dick, i listen to the kings and they hapen to be my favorite band. what does SUHL stan for anyway...Shitting Under a Hot Lamp?

[bud breath420]

why dont you just go outside... find a place they arent always going to and blaze their man

[HighAllTheTime420]

I do that sometimes also.

[aeonblue11]

you people work too hard. just wait for everyone to go to sleep then step outside and smoke a joint. its just that easy.

[budsmoker]

just open up your window and shut your door and when your done spray hell air freshner...but my parents already no i smoke

[too as in also]

Doob tube. Carboard Roll filled with Fabric Softener, exhale into it and you can blaze all you want. Makes everything smell like you just did laundry.
exactly:rasta:

[JordaN23]

Usually if my 'rents are home, and awake..I will go for a little walk and go to this catwalk that is my spot. My friends and me blaze there so much. If my parents are sleeping..Usually at night. I'll go grab a glass of water. Get my pipe, grab some chronic, blaze that shit up. That's the most relaxing thing ever. If my parents are out, and I'm with maybe just one other person I'll blaze in my room, or if I'm with a group, we go in a bathroom downstairs and hotbox it. But my number one spot to blaze when rents are out. I like to go in my backyard. Best at night time though. We have blue floodlights that shine on the pool. (34x16 Feet). Colourful lights that are on the rain gutters on the roof. Theres pretty good sized deck thats there with a BBQ on it, and some table and chairs, and a 250 watt sound system. There is a nice firepit, we always light fires. There are torches all around the whole backyard. By the pool another patio set, two nice beach like chairs, 2 chair-swings on either side of the yard. When all that is set in place, torches lit, music on, lights on, fire lit. Group of our closest friends. It's the best place to blaze on earth.

[BloodAngel]

Holy shit, are you fucking rich or something?

[NZ Ganja Smoker]

it does suk, living at home, but teh best way to keep it low is to just smoke during the nyt, i smoke cogerettes so i got and excuse to b outsyd and a few smokes after asesh gets the smell out, i like spots and it does suk waiting 4 hueevrs home to leave b4 i can smoke uop

[JordaN23]

I'm not rich...But yeah my dad rakes in a good amount of cash. He also got a niice Camaro SS Black Convertible :D
But yeah not rich. But my backyard is really nice. I blazed out there tonight.
I was so chilled out. Maybe I'll get a couple pics of my backyard tomorrow.

[spliffstar22]

Shit, i just roll up, walk into the garage and fire it up, even if everyone's home.. But that's usually in the morning when i wake up, i even did it this morning, everyone's home, but they mind their business, so it's all good. I came in, so high, my mom was sitting watching tv, and i just put in 2 toaster waffles for munchies.. I used to burn in my room when i was younger, but i only got caught once, now i don't really give a fuck. I'm here for my wake n bake, then for the rest of the day pretty much i'm gone...

[dreadedben]

My parents know I smoke , its not an issue. When I was younger I used to smoke it in my room while burning incense. My parents still believe it was the smell of incense to this day.:rasta:

[Doctor Feelgood]

I just go outside and walk around town for hours by the time ive worked out how to get home im no longer stoned

[theroomkeepspinnin]

I was just wondering how you guys hide the fact from your parents that you smoke weed? Like, do you sprary Axe bodyspray on yourself after you smoke?

I never use axe all i do is wake up early in the morning (around 6 or 7) go in my basement, pack a bowl, go in my garage and toke. by the time my mom wakes up the smell will be gone.actually im gonna go out in the garage now :D

[jamstigator]

Mom's dead, dad left when I was five years old, so I don't have this problem. In fact, the woman thinks I don't smoke enough, and she's always begging me to fire up the bowl.

When I was younger and living with my grandmother, I'd just turn my box fan around in the window so it was sucking to the outdoors and then fire up; the smoke'd just get sucked away. She didn't really have much prob with pot anyway, although she was dead set against me drinking or smoking cigs.

[Shrooms]

usually i just wait till my parents are at work, and then i go outside and walk down this hill to the side of my basement, which is an old garage door. i have a tree stump sittin there in the corner, and im hiddin by two concrete walls that run next to the hill. i sit on the stump and smoke bowls and chill.

i used to go into my unfinished basement and just open the same garage door and sit in my basement and do it, but i got tired of opening the garage lol.

the other night when my parents were asleep i just opened my window, locked my door, put a fan near the window and blew the smoke out. no axe, just open window and a fan. no smell in the morning at all...barely even any smell right after i smoke :)....easy as that, 1, 2, 3.

my friends house we just smoked IN his finished basement with no windows or anything and used a doobtube. we smoked a philly after that, and thats how we got caught the next morning. his mom didnt care though haha

[the bryan.]

i either go for a quick car ride to the park up the road from me and chill with some friends in the woods and stuff for like 30 mins then go home and just chill in my room so my parents dont bug me

if theyre home, i wait til like 11-12 when i know theyre asleep, pull out my bong, close & lock the door, light an insence, get a little music on tunr the fan on, but not too high because lighters dont liek moving air lol, crack the window, and then just toke to my liking, and just make sure i have quick places to put stuff if they come to the door and blow smoke out the window, then just chill out til im ready for bed haha

im usually not to worried about it though n sometimes ill just light up late at night un-precautiouslly because theyre yet to knock on the door when im smoking at night

[ChronicMike]

My method:

Turn on a fan
use some glade linen air infusor
your straight

[Cooler Then Jesus]

im at home, and my mom is home, and both my brothers, my dad and oldest bro dont care about me smoking, i just went out the front door, then through the fence into the backyard and smoked, and then pissed and came back kin the same way, right back to my comp blazed as fuck right past my mom who is in the front room.

[bud breath420]

hehehe i always used to get my mom to make me heaps of food when i was high and then she'd try to find out where i keep my stash so she could go and smoke it... good times

[CheeseIsSoHigh]

heres what i do... get a bowl and some weed... then smoke the weed out of the bowl... afterwards i blow it into my moms face and pass her the bowl


... job well done

[bud breath420]

lol i pretty much do the same thing instead blow the smoke in the cats face... he gets so baked he falls asleep in his food bowl..

[CheeseIsSoHigh]

dude my homie deric has a pug and we get him blazed as shit and feed him peanut butter... we sit there for hours and just laugh our dumb asses off... almost as funny as watching retarted people try to eat pudding without a spoon

[Baz2137]

easy three things you need,

1 sheet of fabric softener
1 empty toliet roll
1 rubber band

take the fabric softener and attach it to one end of the empty toliet roll with the rubberband, each time you take a hit blow it into the other side of the empty toliet roll, and the smoke comes out but doesn't smell at all, completly take away the smell...there you go

and to back up the poor kid, exhale into a pillow works, not as well as the fabric softener but it does work, and redraindrop are you fucking retarded? Ever heard of a thing called wind, opening a window doesnt do the trick...you my friend are a prick