Smoking in the Shower

[Rain Man]

I'm going to be staying at a hotel in a few days, for a week. I'll be staying with a guy from my church and I really don't want him discovering my little habit. What I could do, is simply take a walk, get high, and come right back. But I usually start my smoking when it gets dark, and I don't want to stumble around a bad part of the city high as shit at 2:00 A.M... I will if I have to, but I got a better idea.

I want to smoke in those fancy bathrooms they got. Since water's usually free in a hotel room, I usually take hour long showers, a few times a day, just cause it feels good :). I get the shampoo lathered and soap and all that stuff, and when i'm done, the whole room reaks of it. How would I go about sneaking the smoke of my weed pipe into the room without it smelling like it? I'm not talking about a little bit, I'm talking about an hour of constant smoking... I'm thinking of doing what i've read and put some dryer sheets in a toilet paper tube and smoke through that, but how effective is this? What else could I do?

I feel kinda stupid hiding around like I was living with my parents, but hey, if I can figure out a way it's going to be great! I love taking showers while high, and this is going to be a dream to me.

If anybody has any method they use to smoke descreetly, post it here and give me some ideas.

[benagain]

I did the same thing on a band trip to FL my freshman year of highschool. There's still a high chance you could get caught as that smoke gets trapped in the bathroom with you till you open the door, but it worked for me. The fan helps a bit, but not much. Just bring along a sneak a toke and try to blow strait into the fan with small hits. While keeping the pipe covered with a towl while you exhale. Lock the door and have the shower on high. Maybe the steam/soap/shampoo smell will cover up the smoke. Also apply your deoderant and cologne before you exit the bathroom. Good luck soldier.

[OtterPop]

no worries man I get high in the shower all the time and this always worked at my dads place

Steam up the room till its clearly visible
Cram a towel at the crack in the bottom of the door
Start up the extraction fan
Smoke away!

When your done smoking leave the shower and fan on for a good 10-15 mins

The dryer sheets rubber banded to a toilet paper tube works well if your that parinoid...

[cuziwashigh420]

I found that when i went swimming stoned that i lost my high. So I try to stay away from the water.
But its a great idea! You should smoke by the pool when it gets really late. That way its outside

[RaoulDuke45]

usally when im stealthy about smoking, i light a candle so i can light my lighter off that flame so i dont have to keep sparking the flint and making an obvious smoking sound

[Gothen]

Man, no offense, but you guys freak out, me thinks. I mean, I live in an apartment building and I used to smoke in the shower all the time before school. I used a bowl and I was take a hit, and cover up the bowl with the lighter or my hand (which didn't hurt because it was wet, haha) and then hold it in for as long as you can. Then blow down directly into the streaming water. If you do it right, a lot of the smoke doesn't rise and if a little does it usually goes directly into the fan.

What I would do is lather up your hair with conditioner and leave it in there, and then right as soon as you're about to get out, THEN wash it out.

If you want to, go ahead and say what that guy said and apply cologne and deoderant before you get out of the room. But I honestly don't believe there will be much of a problem.

[Rain Man]

Interesting ideas, I will try some at home before I go. I'll see if blowing my smoke into the falling water actually works... Well, time to take a shower. :)

[james420]

i like swimming after a few bowls.

[WaKeNvAp]

usally when im stealthy about smoking, i light a candle so i can light my lighter off that flame so i dont have to keep sparking the flint and making an obvious smoking sound
cool, i thought i was the only one!

if it were me, and you really dont want this(these) guy to know, a doob tube and a candle and the blowing smoke into the water and sneak a toke would be the route i took.
doob tubes are great if you need them, sneak a tokes are cool cuz they smother that flame, and the water blowback crudley works. plus with the candle, no obvious smoking sound/flint on weed.

Use em all!

[Nochowderforyou]

Just kill him. Problem solved. ;) J/K

When I use to hide the smell from my folks, I also used the shower. I had no window in this bathroom, and it was in hte basement. What I did is I got the bathroom all hot and steamy from the hot water, then I would smoke near the roof ventilation fan, and blow the smoke directly into the fan. After I was done smoking, I would spray some bodyspary lightly in the bathroom.

After showering, all the smells from the soap, shampoo, and the steam, I could never smell a thing and I never got caught.

Bye.

[Loop]

Rain Man (wonderful movie !! :thumbsup: )
what about using oil?
in morocco many doctors,lawyers.. use to to spread some drops of it on a cigarette an smoke it.
it jus fuck you up in a second and there's no smell at all.
that's why its sooo cool !! :D
seems that you're smokin a cig while you're as high as Everest !!
also it's very easy to convert few grams of weed onto oil :thumbsup: :D
hope this will help :D

[Davidj56]

take a bath... When the tub is filled up with water take a big hit then go under the water and blow the smoke out.

[TMBGoofball]

I blew the smoke into a toilet at a Foo Fighters concert...

[josh g]

That's sick! A tub practically filled with bongwater! I tried that once and it stank!

[Big Calhoun]

no worries man I get high in the shower all the time and this always worked at my dads place

Steam up the room till its clearly visible
Cram a towel at the crack in the bottom of the door
Start up the extraction fan
Smoke away!

When your done smoking leave the shower and fan on for a good 10-15 mins

The dryer sheets rubber banded to a toilet paper tube works well if your that parinoid...

This is basically the best method to use. I frequently smoke in the shower because of the wife and she rarely ever can tell. When you start the shower, make sure you turn on the fan at the same time. This will give a headstart in catching the smoke. I also try to blow the smoke as close to the fan as possible. Good luck.

EDIT: Another thing you can do is wet a washcloth and when you're exhaling, exhale into the wet washcloth, helps to trap the smoke....and no, you won't smell like weed from using the washcloth.

[Rain Man]

Alright! Got back from my vacation and it was great! :dance:

I pretty much took a shower like I usually would at the hotel and I exhaled my hits into a washcloth like Big Calhoun suggested. It worked beautifuly. It seems as though water and steam contains the smoke, when I got out of the shower, not a whiff of anything that remotely smelled like weed was in there. It was great, I was high as hell and my friend didn't suspect a thing. I will definetely be smoking like that again. Thanks for the suggestions everybody. :thumbsup:

[Stedric]

Yeah I smoked up that way once when I was housesitting for my girlfriend. Not that she would have cared, but her mom would have. Just filled the room with steam, shoved a towel under the door (a wet towel works best), turned the fan on and toked away.

It sucks having to sneak around though. Big Calhoun, I can't imagine what it would be like having to hide something like that from my wife (assuming I had one). Of course I'm not criticizing you or anything, but that must really suck. I'm glad my girlfriend is alright with it.

[Rain Man]

Did it at home today, got a 6 pack of beer and a couple of buds and took a long shower. I got so fucked up it turned into a shath(laying down in the shower), and then, eventually a bath. It was great, very relaxing, still didn't smell at all. If you live with your folks, or somebody who isn't weed friendly, this is a great way to smoke.

Now if I only had a hot tub...

[FeastonThisSHITT]

Filling the sink up with water and blowing the smoke in it works as well. Someone else said something similiar, but bathing it the water is odd.

[IanCurtisWishlist]

the best way to do this, in my opinion, is to blow it through a "HELLO NEIGHBOR" ( a product which is similar to the toilet paper tube with dryer sheets in it). First blow it through the Hello Neighbor (or dryer sheet thing), then blow it DIRECTLY into the fan.

If that fails, just take little hits in the shower , and ghost the hits; hold them in until nothing at all comes out. I'd say a good 30 -50 seconds will do you good , if you can hold ur breath that long.

did u ever think of unscrewing the pipe on the shower head and blowing it into the pipe?

if the toilet is powerful enough, you can also blow your hits down the toilet.

[m.g.]

just hit the pipe and immediately CAP IT, then exhale into the toilet while flushing and most will go down the pipes...keep the shower running and burn a couple matches when done. the sulpher will help hide lingering odors. but nothing beats the fabric softener sheets in the paper towel tube...but you still have to cap the pipe...and don't even think about joints!

[Samwhore]

i smoke in the bathroom with the fan on and then take a nice long shower and the smell ususally is calmed down because i think the steam helps the smell evaporate, i dont know

[bobmarleyjr.]

dam i dont own a bowl and i dont really like smoking out of them, it's kewl but i like blunts/joints better...i was gonna do this in the shower but all the excess smoke from the blunt wouldnt work would it?

[Oneironaut]

I tried to smoke in the shower once but the air was too humid for the lighter to work, so I gave up on that pretty quick.

[Rain Man]

Yep, if you're not careful, the flint gets wet and then the lighter will not light. You have to dry your hands before you even touch the thing, and keep it under a dry towel so it won't get too wet. You could just light a candle and use that to light the lighter...

I don't know, i'm still trying to perfect this method.

[matt2m]

i would also use sented candles dont cheap out.